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How to explain when you encounter a bullwhip while dining with the female boss?
The female boss is the top leader of our head office. She has a doctorate and was just appointed by the board of directors. She is not only young and beautiful, but also has an extraordinary temperament, and is also very dedicated. Maybe it’s because I’m too ambitious. I’m 35 years old and still single. That day, I accompanied the female boss to Dahuang Town to conduct research and prepare to invest in building a factory. This was the first time the female boss visited the town. She received a high-level reception. In the evening, the town leaders hosted a banquet for us in the most luxurious local restaurant. The food and wine were very sumptuous, some of which I had never seen before. Naturally, there was some courtesy at first, and after a while of back and forth, they finally got into their places. I just stretched my chopsticks towards a golden hairy crab when the female boss asked: "Xiao Yu, what kind of dish is that?" I looked along her chopsticks and saw that I had seen that dish before, it was a bullwhip── It's the bull's genitals. I couldn't help but have a dilemma: How should I tell my boss? I had to answer, but I couldn’t embarrass her! Fortunately, I am also a person who has seen the world, so I put my head close to the female boss's ear and whispered: "It's an organ from a cow." "Oh! An organ from a cow?" The female boss became interested and asked, "What organ?" Now I was even more embarrassed and didn't know what to say. Mayor Li on the side reminded me in a low voice: "Just say it's a bullwhip, and she'll understand." I shook my head, the boss wouldn't understand, and she would definitely continue to ask questions─you may not know yet. The female boss is a very serious person. Sure enough, the female boss asked me again: "Xiao Yu, tell me, what kind of organ is it." "Actually, pigs also have this kind of organ." I suddenly said this in desperation, and even I was surprised. The driver said Wang was biting a chicken drumstick. Hearing this, he opened his mouth to smile. His hands shook and he almost stuffed the drumstick into his nostrils. The female boss was even more surprised. She raised her voice and criticized me: "One moment, she said it was an organ from a cow, and the next, she said it was an organ from a pig. You Xiaoyu, what are you talking about?" I felt my face was burning, and I wanted to find it. Drill into a hole in the ground. Everyone stopped talking and laughing and looked at me with strange eyes. The female boss turned her face to the right again: "Director Wang, tell me, what is this?" Director Wang of the Finance Office was calm in the face of danger. He put down his chopsticks and replied respectfully: "Female boss, actually I The secretary was right, not only cows and pigs have this kind of organ, but many animals including humans also have this kind of organ. "Hahaha..." The female boss, who had always been stern and unsmiling, actually burst out laughing. I was out of breath, everyone laughed, and I finally felt a little more relaxed.
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