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What's it like to take a bath in the northern bathhouse?
In the north, bathhouses are divided into three grades: advanced, intermediate and low, and each grade has different services and experiences. Senior bathhouse service is the best, followed by intermediate bathhouse, and low-level bathhouse service is average. The higher the level, the better the service and experience.
I once traveled to the north with my wife. I always hear people say that bathing is addictive because it is too comfortable. I only took a shower for zero times, otherwise there would be countless times. After rubbing it once, I will think about going often.
My wife said that she wanted to experience the rub bath in the north. After we packed our bags, we went to the bathhouse. We went to an advanced bathhouse with luxurious decoration, many entertainment facilities and good service.
Before we got to the door, the waiter in the bathhouse opened the door to meet us, walked up to them and greeted us with a smile.
When we go in, we just look here and touch there. I am curious. A middle-aged man in his fifties came over and greeted us warmly. He said, hello, I am the owner of this shop. You two should be here for the first time.
My wife and I nodded at him. I told him that we came from the south and this was our first visit to the north. I heard that the massage service in the north is very good, so I came to experience it and asked him if he had any good recommendations.
The boss said: Since this is your first visit, you must try the bath and milk-taking package that comes standard in our bathhouse. Many first-time guests will choose this set meal. This package is not only cheap, but also has excellent service. 20 yuan is a man and 30 yuan is a woman.
After listening to it, I didn't understand, so I asked my boss, why is there a difference of ten yuan in the charges for the same set meal?
The boss said, you don't know this. There is a saying in the north that a man takes a bath and rubs both sides, while a woman takes a bath and rubs all sides, which means that when a man takes a bath in the bathhouse, he only needs to rub it before and after, and then he can get a massage. It takes a short time, but women are different. Because of their different body structures, it is more troublesome to wipe the front, back and sides.
What the boss said is also very reasonable, so I said to the boss, then I want the bath and milk collection package you just recommended.
The boss gave us two're signs, then called two people to come over and took us into the bathhouse. The men's bathhouse and the women's bathhouse are separated. They are on the second floor and the women's bathhouse is on the third floor.
We went to the north in winter. It was very cold at that time, and we were still a little shivering. However, after entering the bathhouse, we didn't feel cold. The bathhouse is steaming and very warm. Many people are taking a bath, taking a bath and massaging. When we first entered, we were a little embarrassed. Everyone looked at me, but fortunately they just looked at me and didn't keep staring at me.
The washerwoman gave me a bath when I went to look for it, and my skin became soft. It will be easier to clean after taking a bath. I went to the bath to find a place to sit down, soaked for about ten minutes, and the washerwoman woke me up.
I lay on the washboard. He poured milk on me, then took out a rough towel and began to rub it on me from top to bottom. He rubbed my skin red, and I still feel pain.
I rubbed a lot of dirty things on my body, black and disgusting, just like the "dazzling leg-stretching pills" rubbed by Jigong. After wiping the front and back, he told me to wash with water and massage after washing.
He massages comfortably and knows where you hurt. He pressed that place specially, and he felt relaxed after pressing it. It took 30 minutes to fix it.
I went back to the lobby on the first floor and saw that my wife had not come out yet, so I found a place to sit down. When the boss saw me, he came to chat with me. After talking for more than 20 minutes, my wife is finished. I saw her face flushed and asked her if she had a comfortable experience.
She said: it was very comfortable when massaging, but I didn't expect to rub even the key places. I was embarrassed and a little shy.
My wife says there is no bath in the women's bathhouse. They bathed in wooden barrels. Many people brought their own towels. They said it would be more hygienic to use their own bath towels, but my wife and I didn't know this for the first time, so we didn't bring anything. We wiped them with the washerwoman's towel.
My wife is wiping herself in the bathtub. She said that she was afraid that she would wipe a lot of dirty things in the shower and be laughed at by others, so she wiped herself less first.
My wife also soaked for more than ten minutes, and the aunt of the bath worker woke her up. Aunt Bather laid a piece of plastic cloth on the bath bed, picked up some water with a wooden basin, told her to lie down, poured water on her, and then took out a bath towel and asked her if she wanted to try rubbing it with red wine or vinegar, just add five yuan.
She asked the bath worker's aunt what was the difference between rubbing with red wine, and the bath worker's aunt told her that rubbing with red wine could beautify the face, promote blood circulation and speed up metabolism.
She thought for a moment, but she had never heard of anyone taking a bath with wine, so she told the washerwoman's aunt that milk would be fine.
Aunt Bather poured milk on her, and then wiped it on her with a bath towel, starting from her neck and all the way to her feet.
Aunt Rub Bath is a chubby middle-aged woman with great strength, which makes her feel very painful, but she is embarrassed to say it, so she has been enduring it. Fortunately, after Aunt Bath noticed that she was different, her strength was a little less and her pain was less.
While taking a bath, she chatted with the aunt of the bath masseur. She said that milk smells delicious. The aunt of the bath masseur told her that rubbing with milk will leave a faint smell of milk on the body, which will make the skin more tender and smooth after absorption.
Rubbing, she suddenly shivered. It turns out that Aunt Bath Wipe has arrived at a key place. She blushed and was very shy. She quickly asked Aunt Bathcloth to wipe other places.
Aunt Basru is a smart person. She smiled and rubbed her other places. Before and after rubbing, Aunt Buzz patted her leg and told her to lie on her side, but she didn't respond because her eyes were closed. She thought Aunt Bath was giving her a massage, but she didn't respond after a few slaps. Aunt Basru opened her mouth and told her to lie down on her side.
After the bath worker's aunt rubs it, let her wash the dirty things off her body with water. After washing, she can go to the sauna first, then massage, or massage directly.
After washing the water, she wore a bathrobe and sweated all over, feeling comfortable. The washerwoman fell asleep when her aunt gave her a breast massage. She said she was so comfortable that she didn't even know she was asleep.
We stayed in the north for five days and went to the bathhouse for five days. The purpose is to go to the bathhouse for massage. The massager is so comfortable that it is really addictive.
I felt a little embarrassed and shy for the first time, but then I didn't feel anything.
Especially southerners, this feeling will be stronger. Southerners and northerners bathe in different ways. Southerners take a bath at home and wash quickly.
Northerners prefer to take a bath in the bathhouse. You can take a bath, rub and massage in the bathhouse. There are many people in the bathhouse, and many people who go for the first time will feel unaccustomed, shy and embarrassed. It's normal, but it's not if you go a few times more.
It feels great to take a bath in the big bathhouse in the north once in a while.
First, there is atmosphere. A big bathhouse is called a bathhouse. There are many people taking a bath at the same time in the big bathhouse, which is steaming, not boring or lonely. Go with three or two friends and have a chat.
Second, you can take a bath. Bathing is the great love of northerners. The big bathhouse has a professional bath master, and can also do massage, push salt and push milk. This can't be done by taking a bath at home.
Third, it can be washed for a long time. The big bathhouse has a professional boiler room, which can keep the water temperature constant and the hot water lasts for a long time. If you take a bath at home, it is best to use a natural gas wall-hung boiler. If it is electric heating or solar energy, the hot water lasts for a short time.
So it takes a long time to take a bath in the big bathhouse in the north, plus massage, which is a relaxing process.
This reminds me of the first time I took a bath with my mother in the big bathhouse when I was a child. The moment I walked into the bathhouse, I was so scared that I ran out directly. My mother seemed to understand my mind in advance, and just lifted her foot and dragged her back and forced her in.
In the early 1980s, there were no private bathhouses in the county. One bathhouse and two bathhouses are also provided by the subordinate enterprises of supply and marketing cooperatives for their employees, but they are also open to the public. Admission is 20 cents per person. Every time before the Spring Festival, people who take a bath are like rushing to a temple fair.
A week before the Spring Festival, every household here has to do a general cleaning. We call it "house cleaning" here My parents will move all the furniture into the yard, and then we will divide the work between my brothers and sisters. Because I am the boss, every time I clean the glass, the heavy work will fall on my shoulders. My two brothers are responsible for cleaning the tables, chairs and kitchen in the yard, and my parents are responsible for cleaning the room and kitchen.
Because it is only thoroughly cleaned once a year, it basically takes one day to clean it all, and finally all the furniture has to be put back in place. Adults and children have also been turned into "clay figurines" by dust accumulated all the year round. After cleaning up, my brothers and I were already hungry, only looking forward to having dinner quickly, but we were dragged by our parents to take a bath in the bathhouse first. Because we are late, people will close the door.
I remember the first time I went there, before I entered the door, I could see the water dripping from the glass of the window because of the steaming heat, which made people feel that it must be very warm inside. After my mother bought the ticket, she took me to the door curtain that said "woman" and went in. Someone collected the ticket at the door and handed it in. They gave me a small lock with a key. After turning a corner, she came to the main entrance of the bathhouse.
When I opened the door, I was greeted by sparkling flowers. Some of them were just getting dressed after taking a shower, and some just took off their clothes, with their children crying. The room was filled with steam and an unspeakable smell, which made me feel a little suffocated, so I turned to run outside, but just as I turned around, my mother grabbed me.
The bathhouse is divided into two rooms, inside and outside. There is half a curtain between the two rooms, so you can't see the inside from the outside. There are some old rectangular wooden beds around the wall. There is a thin mattress under the bed, covered with rough sheets, and some of them have footprints on them. There are several sets of three-story Xiao Mu cabinets beside the bed for people to put their clothes. There is a big mirror hanging on the wall and some sandals and slippers scattered on the ground.
My mother pulled me to a relatively clean bed and told me to take off my clothes quickly. I don't want to take it off. My mother took off my clothes three times, five times and two times and put them in the cupboard next to me. I squatted down shyly. At this time, my mother said loudly, "Why don't you hurry in? "What are you doing squatting here? At this moment, everyone around me looked at me. I was so embarrassed that I quickly squatted down and took something to take a shower.
Open the curtains and you can't see clearly. After a few seconds' pause, in the dim light, I saw a big pool in front of me, surrounded by shower heads. The pool is full of dark people, and the shower next to it is full of people. At this moment, my mother came in. She asked me to soak in the pool for a while first, and then I went up to wash it when there were fewer people taking a bath.
The swimming pool was slippery, so I put my feet down carefully first. At the moment I approached the surface of the water, I felt the water inside was unusually hot. I immediately let out a cry and withdrew my feet. My mother said, "What are you yelling about?" The water is not hot, don't dawdle, time will soon come down. "I had to sit by the pool, put my feet in bit by bit, and then grinned.
The moment I fell, I was thinking that I would definitely drown here today, and my fear immediately spread to my whole body. I kept flopping about in the water, shouting "Help". Just then, someone picked me up, and then a voice came, "Bath, why did you call for help?"? Stand still and see where the water is. " It turned out that my mother caught me by the side, and I looked down when I stood firm.
The adults in the pool are waiting for the shower, making room while taking a shower, while the children are fluttering back and forth in the water. I just sat in the pool and waited like a sculpture. After a while, my mother saw a shower make room, so she quickly pulled me up and stood below. For me, it's a scrubbing operation, and I feel almost washed. She went out and got me a dry towel.
When I lifted the curtain and went outside, I immediately got goose bumps. I didn't expect it to be so cold outside when I first came in. The upper and lower rows of teeth came to the bedside where the clothes were put, quickly found out my clothes and put them on quickly.
After a while, I felt very relaxed and comfortable. I was sleepy immediately and fell asleep in bed. I don't know when my mother came out. When she woke me up, she was already dressed.
While I was sleeping soundly, I was woken up by someone who didn't want to leave and wanted to sleep there at 100. My mother said to go home and sleep quickly, because people are closing. Hearing this, I had to follow my mother to the outside. As soon as I went out, a cold wind blew, and I got a tingle and woke up immediately. My mother takes me home by bike.
This is my first time to take a bath in a big bathhouse. Now everyone has a shower, and fewer and fewer people go to public bathhouses to take a shower. But if I want to be comfortable, I think I still have to go to the big bathhouse.
Bathing in the big bathhouse was before the1980s. With the enhancement of people's awareness of health care, bathing in the big bathhouse gradually withdrew from the historical stage.
Taking a bath in the big bathhouse, I feel the deepest three times:
1969, my first visit to Shijiazhuang, the provincial capital. Elder sister gave me two yuan, bought a pair of plastic sandals and a popsicle, and took a bath in the big bathhouse with the remaining twenty cents.
I was 16 years old that year. Most people who bathe in big bathhouses are elderly people. More than 40 people, divided into three pools.
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Older people are not afraid of scalding. They are soaked in the steaming pool water, squatting at the bottom of the pool, only showing their heads and hardly moving. After soaking for about half an hour, I stood up, all hot and red.
I don't have the patience, and it will go away in less than 20 minutes.
1972 12 17 On the third day after receiving the notice of enlistment, Zhao Xianfu, the leader of the army, led 25 conscripts from the commune to take a bath in Fucheng County, 25 Li away.
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After arriving at the back of Wulong, Dandong City, Liaoning Province, hundreds of recruits went to take a hot spring bath the next day, and the water in the pool was clear and translucent. 1974 troops built their own hot spring bath center, large bathhouse, single pool and shower. Since then, the company has arranged a group bath once a week.
Wulongbei underground hot spring resources are quite rich, so many hot spring sanatoriums have been built. Wulongbei Hot Spring contains many trace elements, which can prevent and treat chronic diseases such as rheumatoid arthritis and lumbago and leg pain. If you have the chance, you can come here and enjoy the Wulongbei Hot Spring.
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When I was a child, my father and I went to the big bathhouse on the street to take a bath every week. When I buy a ticket and get the key to the cupboard, I should take off my clothes where I put them! After that, I went into the big bathhouse naked, and there were two big bathhouses, one with low temperature and the other with high temperature! When I first entered, the wet weather smelled strange. I slowly strolled into the hot water until my neck. That feeling can be described in two words-comfortable!
Now the new bath, the whole country is similar, washing, steaming, kneading and massage in one train. Mainly talk about the old-fashioned northern baths. Simply put, there is only a big swimming pool and shower, and there is no locker. Clothes are piled on the bed. After the bath, the bath owner lined up to rub the mud and sat instead of lying down. After washing and rubbing, lie in bed, order a pot of tea, take a nap or listen to old comrades chatting in the vast sea, but this kind of bathhouse has basically disappeared. You can't find it in my city anyway.
Let's talk about the men's bathhouse first, and then the women's bathhouse. The air in the north is dry and the temperature is low, so many northerners like to take a bath in big bathhouses. The words "rushing, soaking, drinking, rubbing, bathing, steaming and sleeping" can basically summarize the whole process of bathhouses in the north.
When we entered the bathhouse, everyone undressed. The first step is to wash your body under the shower. This is to wash off the dandruff first, so as not to bring it into the swimming pool and affect others. This is considered from the perspective of hygiene. Some people jump directly into the big pool without washing, which often causes resentment among old swimmers. Seeing such a master, especially those who feel dirty, go straight into the pool, and some exquisite people will stop soaking in the pool.
After washing, go into the bath. There are generally three baths in the north, one is a warm pool of 38 or 9 degrees, the other is a hot pool of about 42 degrees, and the third is a cold pool of about 25 degrees. People usually soak in the warm pool first and then enter the hot pool after their bodies get used to it. Most people only enter these two pools, but some people like to enter the hot pool first and then the cold pool. Out of the cold pool, and then into the hot pool, repeated several times. It is said that this method makes skin pores open and contract, which helps to enhance immunity.
I have a big brother in Heilongjiang. He often does this. He looks very cold. Once, he encouraged me to try. I tried it once when I was young, and it felt good. When you come out of hot water, you will not feel cold in cold water. When you feel cold, you come out and enter the hot water. But I didn't insist on doing so, for fear that it would be harmful to my health after a long time.
In the process of soaking in the pool, you need to drink more water. I'm surprised too. People always feel short of water when soaking in the pool. It should be because of sweating in hot water, but isn't it all water? Lost the water, too? There is no need to study this. Anyway, people who pay attention to bathing will bring their own teapot, take a bath and drink a pot of water. Drinking and sweating is a comfort.
After soaking, what do you mean by soaking? Is that the skin feels tender, smooth and soft. The state of being erasable. Bathing is very particular. It is said that southerners come to the north to take a bath, but southerners don't take a bath. The climate there is very good, and there is nothing to rub on them. In the north, there are two kinds of bathing: bath towel rubbing and towel rubbing, as the name suggests. Bath towels are suitable for people with skin tolerance, towels are suitable for people with intolerance, and towel wipes are generally twice as expensive as bath towels.
In order to increase income, bath owners have also come up with some new methods. For example, vinegar rubbing, milk rubbing and baby rubbing. That is, when taking a bath, spray vinegar, milk, bath mud, etc. On the customer, it says it can be cleaned. Of course, there will be an extra charge. Generally 10 will be charged to 30 yuan. But it doesn't make any difference that I'm rough-skinned, but when I take a shower, the bath owner always recommends it to you, so I'm sorry.
Northerners have dry skin. After taking a bath, they like to take another bath conditionally. What is a bath? It's just bath salts, bath lotion, what kind of bakelite, that's all, I can't remember. The key is not what to hit, the more expensive the things he sprays on his body, the longer and finer the massage time. The price varies from 50 to 500. Of course, there may be more expensive ones that I haven't enjoyed. The process of bathing, from head to toe, is really enjoyable, and economic conditions determine the degree of enjoyment. The income is limited, and I only enjoy it occasionally.
Wipe it clean and press it comfortably. Spray milk and salt on your body. You can't just rinse it off. You'd better steam in the steamer for ten minutes, so that the milk and salt can slowly melt and soak in your body. Skin becomes soft, and whoever touches it likes it. I like a wife who takes a breast bath.
Don't get me wrong, there is no one to sleep with you. Of course, if ha, it's not absolutely impossible. After a new rain, people feel comfortable all over. At this time, they all want to have a comfortable sleep. Those who have plenty of time will go to the rest hall to sleep. I'll get a pedicure if I like.
Finally, I will give you a brief introduction to the women's bathhouse. Because the author is male, I have never been in or experienced it. I just heard from my family that women's bathhouses generally have no pools. If you need to take a bath, there will usually be a special wooden bath bucket covered with plastic and then drained. One for each person. Everything else is similar. By the way, it is said that women wipe all sides and men wipe both sides. It is understandable that women are clean.
In fact, there are big bathhouses in the north and south. I don't know what they are like in the north. Let me share it with you in the south! Isn't it a sauna club? -... don't say you haven't been there.
There are many adults in the swimming pool, and there are usually people who specialize in bathing. The price is not expensive, and it is more spacious in the bath than at home.
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