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Let’s talk about July and a half

1. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here in the middle of July. May my dear friends release the river lanterns in their hearts, ignite beautiful wishes, and usher in a happy life. All worries will be defeated, and your life will be filled with great blessings!

2. When you are depressed, make a face. When you are happy, wink. When you're thinking, come up with a weird idea. When having fun, a strange trick comes up. On the Ghost Festival, the relationship between humans and ghosts is still lingering, and you are being targeted by ghosts!

3. During the Ghost Festival, some people say that you are a stingy person and never reply to the text messages you send. I said how could it be possible? You are kind-hearted but a crybaby, and you are naughty and cute but a troublemaker. How happy you are. If a ghost doesn't reply to text messages, he's really a stingy guy.

4. The Ghost Festival is here, and the little ghosts are on their way. Tease the happy ghost and compare whose smile is the prettiest; scare the coward and scare it away; extort the rich ghost and pile up gold and silver; treat the little pervert and take the opportunity to cheat. Happy Chinese Ghost Festival!

5. When you are hot, you miss the cold, and now you miss the past. The mountains are high and the water is long; there are tears of joy and sorrow, love and hate are bitter, and life has many different paths; on the Ghost Festival, we worship our ancestors and look forward to the future: there will be lots of joy and no sorrow. ; Good luck, never stop.

6. Burn incense, remove dust, and worship ancestors during the Ghost Festival. Eat fast, recite Buddha's name, and deliver the souls of the dead to heaven. Take a shower and change clothes, traditional festivals should be remembered. On the Ghost Festival, short messages and chicken soup for the soul are given to you!

7. Today is the Ghost Festival, commonly known as the Ghost Festival. Because you have always been elusive, occasionally obsessed with things, acted erratically, bragged and told lies, had unpredictable strategies, and fooled around with happiness all day long, I have specially awarded you the title of Happy Devil, please accept it!

8. On the Hungry Ghost Festival, we worship our ancestors and pay respect to our relatives with blooming chrysanthemums. We remember our ancestors and pay homage to the souls of the dead, expressing our sincere condolences. We sweep tombs and burn incense sticks, and our long-lasting affection is spread by the wind. Today, I send you my blessings, and may you be surrounded by thick blessings; may you have boundless joy and endless blessings during the Ghost Festival.