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Dong Feng Small Theater with Three Life and Three Books on the Pillow (7)
1. On this day, Feng Jiu told Donghua that they wanted to experience the people's feelings and planned to take everyone out for a picnic in the spring.
Donghua agreed.
Feng Jiu happily invited Bai Qian YeHua's family, Cheng Yu and Lian Song to go together.
The barbecue rack has been set up. Fengjiu is going to put the salted meat on the rack for roasting, but she thinks something is missing. She thinks about it and asks Gundong Dongdong and dumplings to go to the river to catch fish.
fishing is a great opportunity for the children in the White House.
Three people were happily touching the fish, and it happened that Yan Chiwu was passing by to take a bath in the river.
Bai Gungun punched a hole and saw that it was Uncle Xiaoyan who was taking a bath. He was about to say hello to Xiaoyan.
I didn't expect Xiaoyan to find him, too.
Xiaoyan, a strong man, held his chest in his hands and shouted at Bai Gungun, "You, you, you, don't come over!"
Bai Gungun paused, wondering if Uncle Xiaoyan had something to hide?
I heard Xiaoyan, a strong man with fine skin and tender flesh, shouting, "Gungun, I know you are a brokeback, but I'm not."
Bai Gungun: "..."
2. Xiaoyan got dressed quickly after a bath and went ashore. Bai Gungun said that Fengjiu was having a barbecue, thinking that he could have fun when he was free, and he hadn't eaten Fengjiu's craft for a long time.
When Feng Jiu saw Bai Gungun, they not only brought back fish, but also brought back a live Xiaoyan. She was still in high spirits because she had not seen Xiaoyan for a long time.
Xiaoyan was also in high spirits when she saw Feng Jiu, so she went up and prepared to pat Feng Jiu on the shoulder. Suddenly, she felt a chilly eye wind sweeping by, and sure enough, the ice face was here.
Xiaoyan's hand was taken back, changed its route and patted the dirt on her clothes.
Xiaoyan: "Feng Jiu, it's been a long time. When shall we go and see Meng Shao?"
feng JIU: "yes, yes, I haven't seen you for a long time. I heard that he seems to have become a relative! "
Xiaoyan took a proud look at Donghua: "Hum, how's it going? Feng Jiu and I are still talking so happily."
Donghua didn't give any indication.
when eating barbecue.
Xiaoyan is going to pick up a grilled shrimp.
the emperor reached for it first.
Xiaoyan is going to take a grilled fish.
the emperor reached for it first.
Xiaoyan changed her route to get a skewer of barbecue.
the emperor also changed his route and reached for it.
Lian Songjun looked at a dozen kebabs in Dijun's hand and asked, "Have you finished eating?"
The Emperor gave everyone a few strings except Xiaoyan. He took the last string of grilled shrimp in his hand and said, "Look, you can finish it."
Xiaoyan strong man: "Fuck your grandmother's ice face, I won't eat it!" "
Dijun: "Oh."
3. It's hot in summer, and Feng Jiu has recently become addicted to eating sorbet.
but this thing is too cold, and the emperor stipulates that she can only eat two pieces a day.
One day, when the Emperor was no longer around, Feng Jiu began to eat secretly, eating and eating, and the Emperor returned.
Feng Jiu quickly put the last bite into his mouth.
Donghua: "I smell it, it seems that someone is eating sorbet."
Feng Jiu calmly pointed to Gungun and said, "Well, Gungun just clamored for food, so I gave him a piece."
Bai Gungun didn't speak.
Donghua looked at Feng Jiu and said, "Gee, you didn't clean the sorbet on your mouth."
Feng Jiu subconsciously wiped her mouth: "Impossible, I just wiped my mouth."
Looking at the sky with nothing to say ...
Hahahahahahaha, because I want to eat barbecue recently, well, especially grilled shrimp.
I also remembered the experience of eating ten ice creams a day when I was young. . . . .
If you have any short stories, you can tell me, and I will write your stories into short paragraphs and put them on them.
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