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Sometimes fortune tellers are very accurate.

The fortune teller's secret is made public (reposted)

First of all, I believe in fortune telling, because I firmly believe that the Zhouyi left by my ancestors is a treasure book, similar to the genetic code. But it's like religious belief. Do not force others to believe, and do not cheat money. As for people who visit fortune-teller in the streets and in front of the temple under the guise of Zhouyi, they often don't understand the gossip of Zhouyi at all, and they only deceive people with golden words and jade words, which makes people who really study Zhouyi with a sacred heart ashamed. Now, from the perspective of a fortune teller, I will write the following words with my own eyes to reveal some inside information. I hope that after reading my article, you can go to a fortune teller and find some lies under the guise of science.

First, palm reading.

First of all, I want to talk about the mystery of palm reading. In fact, in real life, some people simply don't believe that they can see a lot from their hands. But in fact, Chinese medicine can see diseases from the hands, because according to the five elements theory, all aspects of the body can be reflected in the face and hands. Let's not talk about these things with scientific basis. About the trick of cheating.

That day, a woman of about 26 years old and a man of similar age came to read palms. The first thing to judge is the relationship between two people. Judging from their age, it seems that they are married, and the woman's posture has already given birth to a child, indicating that if it is a husband and wife, it is an old couple; But judging from their intimacy, they are not like normal lovers, and need keen eyes and careful reasoning. After you are sure that you are not husband and wife, you still have to pretend to say a few words when you pick up your hands. Work can be estimated from clothes, economic situation can also be seen, and occupation can be estimated from calluses on hands. At a Spring Festival party, Zhao Benshan showed us his skill of judging chefs with his sense of smell. I think everyone can fully understand the true meaning of applying what they have learned.

Judge that they are not husband and wife, but you can't say it directly, because you should be careful to verify it after reasoning. How to prove it? Let me describe it carefully: under normal circumstances, palm reading should be done for men first, because if it is a family, men are the heads of households and men are the main source of wealth, there is no reason to count women's careers first. But those two people actually let women watch first! This is a message that outsiders will not pay attention to at all, but for fortune tellers, it adds another point to their judgment.

Whether there is an answer, we need to continue to verify. When it comes to marriage, it is very important to ask the age of the candidate and the age of the spouse first, because first, sometimes when a woman answers, if she looks at the man who came with her, it means that they are probably husband and wife. Why? She will subconsciously look at her husband, because she will ask his age. Second: according to the age she provided, it can be judged whether her husband is the same person. It's subtle. If someone wants to try fortune telling after reading this article, they may as well try it, which will definitely make many experts who have fulfilled their dreams come back.

Continue to calculate this life case. After asking the spouse's age, if she is obviously not a husband and wife, she can directly say that she has had an affair in the past two years; If you still can't decide, tentatively say: you have a good life and a natural beauty. In the past two years, many people have missed you and loved you. When you say this, you should look at the man's expression. As for the reaction of husband and wife and the expression of lover, I think everyone can judge! As for this one thing, everything else is in the bag, even if it is almost, she won't care. Even if they are husband and wife, this statement is not irreversible. As for turning over a new leaf, it is natural to be lucky and so on. I think they will be satisfied because they take extramarital affairs for granted. That's why I wrote this article, because I think this is the unstable factor caused by fortune telling to society. If fortune-tellers have social morality, they should take a warning tone to these events and stop the development of things with things that fate should not do. This is still conscience. Fortune-telling plays the role of psychologists and social workers, so society will definitely adopt a slightly tolerant attitude towards fortune-telling. This is still moral in fortune telling, so I said it was immoral.

Second, fortune telling

A middle-aged woman told her son's fortune. Because my son didn't come, naturally I can't read my palm, but I can work it out according to the eight characters. Let's look at a man who knows nothing about A, B, C and D. This man asked about his birthday and said, "I am XX years old this year. I belong to X. Is there anything wrong with my personality?" My grades are not very good. At least, I was lucky but I didn't get in. " What do you mean, lucky or not? That is, he usually gets good grades, but he doesn't do well in the exam (big exam), so no matter what the actual situation is, he can't be wrong. He is right. He is right, because you haven't taken the exam yet. If he does well in the exam after the exam time, he is unlikely to come to tell his fortune. Suddenly, the woman asked, "What do you think my child is suitable for?" This is an important message. There should be a reasoning process in your mind. I should go to school at this age, but when I ask about work, my grades are poor, and I want to work, there is no possibility of repeating it. Before judging your character, you should find out whether you are introverted or extroverted. It can be estimated whether the child should be naughty or quiet. Just because the child is extroverted, it is easy to say that the child doesn't study hard, fights all day and causes trouble. He is right. For middle-aged women, they believe in fortune telling most, but they don't believe that their children will go bad. All they know is that they are tempted. So it is most convenient to trick her into helping the disaster. I saw the fortune teller say, "If your child meets the White Tiger Demon and doesn't use his head to do things, this year will be doomed in X". How can a mother be indifferent after being emotional? Naturally, it is to spend money to eliminate disasters.

Third, the blind.

For fortune telling, the blind are the main force. People believe in the blind, because they think it's amazing that blind people can judge good or bad just by a birthday. But as long as you consider it carefully, you can still understand the inevitability behind some magic. Five years ago, I wrote a short article saying: Because a few short words of an official exposed the tone of the official, the blind man came to his senses. This is the story of an official. As we all know, the blind can't see, but there must be something extraordinary in other ways. The following is a fortune-telling record. I will add notes to the key points, and everyone will be inspired. If you can't help telling fortune in the future, my method can certainly make you less fooled.

This is a middle-aged man. His wife came to tell her husband's fortune. As soon as the blind man opened his mouth, he pushed the sun to the Lord, that is, he recited the daily branches, such as Jia Qiu, according to the date provided by the seeker. This is the basic skill of the blind, and it is also the foundation of pushing yourself and others. But in fact, many things are still cheated by blind people outside the eight characters. Aside from the dry branches pushed by the blind man, the blind man began to ask, "Is it Shi Mao's first mother and Shi Mao's first father?" "Yin Mao's parents are dead, so who will be the first to blame?" "Everything is here." "That's hair to the third quarter fortune-telling. Both parents are here. This is what happens to every blind person who looks for a fortune teller. If we investigate deeply, we will find this loophole: when this man's father dies next year, the birth time will become the next three hours? The year after next, their parents died and they became friends. It's just a trick. If the blind man determines the time and you ask his parents who will die first, he will be in a passive position. Here are some other cliches. ) and then count down: "His brothers and sisters should not be too many, at most three. How many brothers? " "five" and "if there are more, you will have to find someone to recruit or hug." "No" and "too many to support, housing contradictions, difficult to get along with." Here, the blind man was deceived three times, and the first two times were wrong, but there was also a process of reasoning. In the past, there were many brothers, and three or four were normal. If there are more brothers, they are likely to be recruited or hugged by others because of the limitations of living conditions. Who knows, under special circumstances. The third time is probably right, but there is no standard for the quality of the relationship, and the probability of being wrong is much smaller. "He is 49 years old this year, which is the animal year. This year is not suitable for going out, so you should pay attention to breaking the money when you go out ... Have you gone out? "No, I can't. If I go out this year, I will." ... "If I answer, I will stop collusion between Yin people. I think the applicant will feel lucky! As for the business, it has been confirmed that it is local, so you should pay attention to breaking the money, and then there will be only your body: "When you are 42 years old and 5 1 year old, you will take XX luck, which is ... your body will suffer a disaster, and it will hurt if it doesn't hurt here ..." If the applicant is interested, this is the key to the test. Cheat her for dozens of dollars. No problem. If not, it doesn't matter. So the words of the blind are still quite "spiritual"!

Fourth, rhetoric.

Rhetoric is the key to fortune telling, and a fate depends on rhetoric. It can not only make a character come alive in the mouth of a fortune teller, but also make the seeker sing. For example, a middle-aged woman in her fifties and sixties came to tell her fortune, because most of her body is overweight at this age. The fortune teller said that you look like a blessed old lady, but you are actually an old slave at home. You can't sleep unless you make one. Come to think of it, middle-aged women are old and often have grandchildren, so housework is naturally heavy and they have done their part. And the listener naturally thinks, hey. That's what I should do. I am easily impressed. Nowadays, some fashionable young people go out by car with mobile phones and motorcycles in their hands. The money earned is a burden, and the money spent is blowing in the wind. Often can be cashed. Although children are small, they are full of tricks. Although they are small, they have many clever ideas. These words, put on the right person, will feel like this, but after careful study, nothing is said. Fortune tellers have all kinds of cliches about students, children, the age suitable for falling in love, the age of looking for a job, the estimated age of getting married, the estimated housing problem and the lawsuit problem, both good and bad. If he can handle it, it can be said that the fortune teller has estimated a reason for your test from the time you reported the horoscope, and then carefully verified it according to his own rules. Even if it is wrong, there will be no mistakes in principle. Because there is always room for every word to be redeemed, as for social common sense such as trying not to partner with others and not to lend money to others, it seems to be a good word in the mouth of fortune tellers, and everyone regards it as a treasure. Without these cliches, fortune-telling would be dry. If we just say that XX is broke, XX gets married, XX gives birth, changes jobs this year, and changes residence next year, I think 99% fortune tellers should change careers. But according to the fortune teller's boast, it should be like this! I can't advise you not to tell fortune in the future, but if you ask a fortune teller like you just asked, the chance of being cheated will be smaller. In a book about fortune-telling experience, I said: if you are arrogant, you will be smooth in the near future, and if you are diligent in speaking, you will be unlucky in the near future ... I have said a lot about how to have your cake and eat it, so let's stop now.

Verb (abbreviation of verb) for disaster relief

The purpose of fortune telling is to urge good luck. If disasters are counted and cannot be removed from others, wouldn't they increase people's troubles? So, in the end, if there is a disaster, it must be solved, just like when you go to the hospital for examination and find that there is no cure for the disease. And disaster relief is the place to make money. Often it can't be solved in the street. One is that there are many people in the street. If you say a word, he will often spoil the good thing. Besides, people don't have much money to tell fortune on the street. I said I saw a disaster relief process.

Because I know that people's marriage is not good, and if I want to save it, I will use magic or something. According to the fortune teller, I will make sure that these symbols are harmonious. The specific process is as follows:

Worship the victims with incense. Worship the fortune teller: I don't know how to solve the problem of XX getting married. The solver is willing to provide incense money for one year, one yuan a day. If you can solve it, please send me a divination. What is divination? It means holding a cup in your hand, just like a trumpet. If it falls, it is divination. Anyone who has studied mathematics knows that the probability of one positive and one negative is half. If you ask, what if it's not divination? The answer is that God thinks that if there is less incense money, it is difficult to solve the disaster. Double the incense money, or double it if it doesn't work. If you can't do it again, you can't solve it. No matter how much money you give, I won't solve it. I can't solve it! Think about it carefully, the probability of not appearing in divination for three times in a row is 1/8, and the probability is very small. You must have hoped for divination at that time. Who would want things to be irreversible? So the money will eventually go to the fortune teller's pocket. As for some "minor disasters", you can solve them in the street, give you a few spells, or take them to a friendly paper candle shop to buy ghost paper for you. Candles are free, but you can get some kickbacks secretly. As for the results of disaster relief, only God knows! None of the people I met who solved the marriage disaster succeeded. Gave hundreds of dollars! If it is fake and shoddy goods bought for hundreds of dollars, I think consumers will publicize it all over the street and seek justice. This kind of thing is a dumb loss, and I'm embarrassed to say it.