Riding one's life to reveal the daily activities of "college couples", is the grove really a dating mecca?

Illustrator |?Ajiu

Text |?High school third sister

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The full text of this article contains deadly sweet dog food and a large number of real sugar-spreading scenes. Non-combatants please evacuate as soon as possible!

When I looked backstage yesterday, I saw that all my high school fans were urging me to write about college. What I was most interested in was still the age-old joke: love...

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And I am very interested in whether college couples can play "new tricks".

There are also classmates possessed by "Xu Fangpao" who threaten to explode on the spot if I don't tell me what college couples usually do?

I just want to ask who are you threatening? If you ask me to write, will I just write?

Ah, for such a little fan, I can only say four words to him:

I refuse with my mouth, but I am very honest with my body... ...

The grove on the university campus

There has always been a famous legend on campus that the place for lovers to have a tryst must be a dense and lush grove - the wind does not enter, the sun does not enter, and the lovers go there. Li Jin.

So much so that later when we saw a classmate holding hands and walking towards each other from a secluded path, we would joke:

"Hey, did you just come back from the woods?" "Hehehehe. .. ..."

Like the whole country, the previous middle and high schools did not have enough greening. There were no woods in places with much larger campuses. There were only a few trees.

The fact that couples love to go to the woods has always been a knot in my mind. I feel that it’s not that people don’t go to the woods, but that they simply don’t have the conditions to do so.

When I entered the university, I saw a one-kilometer-long main road with woods on both sides as far as the eye could see. Now I could finally verify this legend. I was so happy at the time!

So I spent the entire month of September investigating "The relationship between "couples" and "groves" and found out sadly: I have never seen couples chatting in the woods, only memorizing words in the morning. My senior sister, the senior who practices voice training at the School of Communication, and me, a single dog squatting on a bench and watching wild squirrels scurrying around.

Mom, it’s so true. If anyone tells me the story of the grove in the future, I’ll give him a blow-up on the street: “There are no lovers in the grove, it’s filled with dogs one by one. The kind that are single!”

What are the activities of college couples in the morning?

What are the activities of college couples? Come and eat melon with my eyes, starting from an ordinary Friday with three classes.

I put on makeup at 7:20 in the morning and walked down to the dormitory building hand in hand with my roommate. As soon as I walked out, I was hit head-on.

A super handsome junior student shyly carried freshly ground soy milk and steamed buns from the third cafeteria and handed them to a senior student in our same department.

The senior’s fluffy and lazy hair is casually draped over her unrestrained pajamas, while the junior is wearing a white shirt and plaid shirt jacket, one leg straddling a bicycle, and a dog tag necklace on his chest to match. , Hey, it’s obvious who is the licker in this relationship, and it’s the good brother who has taken over the senior sister.

I went to the third cafeteria to drink soy milk with itching teeth. There was no junior student to send me soy milk. Wouldn’t it be delicious to drink it with my roommates? It has the same beauty and full of phytoestrogens, and the breast enlargement effect is just as good!

Before he finished speaking, a little girl beside him was holding porridge and muttering: "Oh, hot, hot, hot, hot." She ran towards the man, who stood up and waved her hands, seemingly to guide her girlfriend. Take a seat, but from the eyes of a sensitive single like me, I can read different meanings.

He used a schoolbag to hold a seat for his girlfriend, and then sent his girlfriend out to serve porridge. He was obviously showing off to me who was crazy about not being able to get a seat. OL's highest honor, then having a row of seats and someone serving porridge in the 7:40 canteen is simply the highest honor of the student days.

I can’t stay in the cafeteria anymore, it’s too cruel, and the sweetness of love in the air is fatal to dogs.

Everyone knows that dogs cannot eat chocolate, and I am no exception. I didn’t have a seat anyway, so I went to the classroom with my best friend and roommate on my arm to eat soy milk and small fried dough sticks.

The activities of couples in college classes

The moment I opened the classroom door, I saw two figures kissing each other. I was so scared that I slammed the door again.

We did arrive a little early for the first class at 8:30 in the morning. There are five floors in the liberal arts building used for classes. Every class has to change classrooms according to the schedule, even at the peak time. Half the classrooms were empty.

Those students who cannot get a fixed seat in the library will "guerrilla" in the classroom to study and read. Before every class, the classmates who arrived first chase away the top students in the front row of the class, and the couples in the back row watch movies together with their laptops.

The quiet empty classroom is a good place for college couples to warm up their relationship. I didn't eat in the morning and the whole classroom was furious. It was really an eye-opener for both of us today.

I was about to open the door and tell them that there was a class in this classroom next period and ask them to change places. When I heard the sound of rattling stool legs and floor tiles in the lecture room, these two people walked out of the front door... ...

The students filled up the classroom one after another. After the teacher lectured for ten minutes, he suddenly asked the man and woman in front of him on the left: "Which one of you didn't bring a book?"

Boy In an instant, he pushed the book that was originally placed in the middle in front of the girl, and then bravely raised his hand, "I'm sorry, teacher, I didn't bring it. I must remember to bring it next time."

The teacher snorted coldly, "Okay, originally I didn't know who didn't bring it, but now I know, I think you are responsible and I won't deduct your usual grades this time."

My roommates and I rolled our eyes behind them. These two dogs in our class haven’t even become boyfriend and girlfriend yet, so they are so pretentious and still playing "the girl we chased together in those years" drama.

It's a pity that you are not as handsome as Ke Jingteng, and the teacher didn't let you stand outside the classroom holding a stool as punishment. The girl can't accept your favor, so it's all for nothing.

The activities of a couple having lunch in college

After escaping from the dormitory downstairs, the handsome junior blocked the door and violently attacked me. After kissing the door in the classroom, before the teacher said get out of class was over at noon, I dragged him With my best friend spreading her long legs, she ran to the cafeteria to grab lunch. If she didn't have delicious food, she wouldn't be able to get it.

We successfully grabbed the Guobao Pork, which is only available once a week, and the Sichuan Spicy Chicken. The wonderful day started with lunch. We found a quiet seat by the window. The world was clean and beautiful... ...

The moment I was immersed in eating, I was stunned when I saw the seaweed leaves in the free soup hanging on the lips of my roommate across the table.

I followed my gaze and saw, what a guy, a pair of long legs that looked about one meter long, wearing denim hot pants, sitting on a dark, fat and greasy boy.

I took out the paper and wiped off the seaweed leaves on my roommate's face: "Did you see that it's not our fault that we chose the liberal arts school and couldn't find a partner? Look at this school girl, her legs are longer than yours. , more diligent than you, more shameless than you, and less picky about food than you."

My roommate nodded repeatedly. We both lowered our heads to eat and no longer dared to look around. Otherwise, we would be disgusted by the dog food again, and we would not be able to eat the hotpot meat that we finally grabbed.

The activities of couples in college at night

In addition to the unfamiliarity and reserve in the first two months of each semester, every month after that, the campus is full of this kind of daily dog ??abuse. .

It’s okay if you don’t want a sweet love at all. As long as you are thoughtful, you will find a lot of sugar-feeding details when you walk on campus.

Just like you usually don’t see pregnant women, but if you are pregnant, there are pregnant women all over the world; when you are not feeling spring, the whole world will not feed you dog food, but if you want to fall in love, In your mind, all you can see are couples sprinkling sweets... ...

My best friend and roommate were exhausted this whole day, with soy milk and fried dough sticks in the morning, hot pot dumplings with meat and spicy chicken at noon, I never stopped eating dog food as a snack.

I stayed up in the afternoon and went to the library until 4:30, preparing to go shopping at the off-campus snack street, when I passed by the open-air stadium.

The men and women walking hand in hand on the plastic runway circle the road. When the boy next to him passes by, he will look back at the exposed white thighs of the girl behind him.

At the badminton court, the president of the department next door tucked the hair of the little girl in the dormitory across from me behind her ears and fed her water from a cup with a straw.

Passing by the main road between the groves on both sides of the school gate, you can see that one out of ten people are men and women going in and out of the school together.

Next to the fried goods stall in the snack street, there is a boy holding a pick in one hand and a small paper box in the other hand, carefully feeding the girl stinky tofu to prevent the soup from getting on the girl's skirt.

At the entrance of the ten-yuan store, there is a little boy holding a girl's bag in his hand, waiting helplessly for the girl to choose accessories.

In the milk tea shop further ahead, there is a couple ordering food, and in the Internet cafe further ahead, there are girls holding Lily rice bags, staring motionlessly at the computer screen, fighting against the intense Internet addiction. Teenager... ...

Written at the end

Regarding college romance, from being secretive and cautious in high school, it has become a bit blatant and can be seen everywhere.

If you want to capture the trajectory of love, you can wait until your military training is over and spend a day on campus to observe it.

The difference from high school and junior high school love may be in the scale. From holding hands to kissing, from hugging to staying up all night.

A classmate asked me before, what is the meaning of being in love? Isn’t it delicious to be single?

Indeed, being single is very pleasant, the freedom of not having to care about other people's feelings, the freedom of not caring about other people's moods.

One day, you pass by the milk tea shop at the school gate, and it says that the second cup is half price, and you will understand when couples get 30% off; it’s great to be alone, but if you have someone with you, you can save half the price of milk tea. With a person you like by your side, you can have three points of joy and seven points of happiness.

Do what you like with the people you like, and experience your most carefree four years.

After passing thousands of mock papers, we entered the battlefield of the college entrance examination. There is no love that lasts for a thousand years, and it takes a lot of love to get hurt before you meet the person who is truly suitable for you.

Do you hope to have a relationship in college? Where do you wish you had met for the first time? In what way, tell me in the message area.

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