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A word about borrowing money

1. I like to borrow money from friends who are unconscious after drinking. I hope we can all forget this matter as soon as possible and start a new life bravely.

2. Want to break up with your friends? Forget about borrowing money, this is the fastest and most effective way.

3. When it comes to borrowing money, you will have fewer friends.

4. My father’s business lost money. When I heard my father calling a friend to borrow money and saying that he wanted to prepare New Year’s goods to buy new clothes for his children, I really wanted to tell my father that we can’t survive this year.

5. You asked me to betray you, but you trampled on my friendship casually. Your friendship is just about finding a friend to whom you can lend money. Our friendship is so cheap.

6. The word "borrow money" has made many so-called friends silent for a long time.

7. The girl I had a crush on asked me to borrow money to beat her child, so I asked a friend to lend her the money. Stupid or not.

8. Haha, are you just making friends to borrow money? Sorry, I am not a wealthy person.

9. When you are borrowing money, there are always so many people around you saying hello. When you are sad, your friends are nothing.

10. Are best friends all “dads”? You never have to worry about repaying money when you borrow money. He is the greatest logistical support and the best brother.

11. I played a game with my friends today. I asked my best friend to borrow money to see how she would react. When we started chatting, she responded instantly. As soon as I asked her to borrow money, she immediately went offline, haha.

12. You don’t need many good friends, just three. One is willing to lend me money, one attends my wedding, and one attends my funeral.

13. The brother was hacked. Borrow money from friends on QQ. Didn't reply to me for a day. But I saw it brushing and talking in the space. hey-hey. It’s okay for people like this not to play.

14. Xu Jie: Borrowing money is cheating money from friends. Love is a game of self-mutilation.

15. A true friend is probably the one who will lend you money even though he is in a tight situation; the one who can accompany you to drink and watch movies when you are unhappy.