On anti-corruption

1. No one can be pure all the way, but remember not to forget your original self//

2. I will be strong, so strong that you are afraid, so strong that you can't hurt me.

3. Why use dignity to retain a person who has changed his mind? Friendship or love?

4. It's just a beef noodle shop.

You are not qualified to comment on others, they can send it as they like. You don't care.

6. Inadvertently, I met the most beautiful accident. Hello, young man.

7. Even Chopin can't play his sister's sadness.

8. Willing to get used to unaccustomed habits//

9. No one can be pure until the end, but remember not to forget your original self//

10. I will be strong, so strong that you are all afraid, so strong that you can't hurt me.

1 1. Leave me alone, will you? Forget me? Live alone? I'm fine alone. Will you die in the end

12. The most embarrassing thing is that I overestimate my position in others' hearts every time.

13. How can I prove that I once existed?

14. I never know what's wrong. I only know that turning around once is a slap in the face.

15. If you want to go out, go out and stop nagging!

16. When we were young, we desperately wanted to grow up. When we grow up, we find that childhood is the most perfect.

17. Happiness is another kind of pain that others see, and carnival is another kind of loneliness.

18. Will someone tell me to stop pretending? I know you're unhappy.

19. The happiest thing in life is to scratch when you itch. But I can't catch it.

20. For me, I don't need how good my man is. I need him to reject all women for me.

2 1. May I die alone *

22. How painful it is to realize that you are all to me.

I know I'm not the best, but remember, if you lose it, you'll never have it again.

24. When I was young, my mood was not always open.

25. If you don't say your confession, kiss, break up without saying you're sorry, and get out.

26. Try to hide you in a corner where no one can touch you.

27. How will the earth collapse if you are lovelorn? Will you be short of arms and broken legs?

28. Not loving is not loving. If we break up, bye. Don't TDM say we can't get along.

29. The whole world can be yours, but you must be mine.

Believe in love, even if it brings you sorrow. Sometimes love is believed not because it is seen, but because it is believed.

3 1. Dear, I dare not promise how long I can love you. But I promise, as long as you don't change your mind, betray, and hook up with three or four. I can love you forever.

32. The second is the highest paradigm.

33. Women should give others an irreplaceable gesture.

34. The enchanting girl can't be found by Du Niang.

Loving you is as natural as breathing. I can hold my breath, but I can't stop loving you

36. Being angry is to punish yourself for other people's mistakes.

37. Life is a process of finding love. Many people can only find three people, the first one is the one you love deeply, the second one is the one who loves you deeply, and the third one is the one who goes hand in hand.

38. Turn left when you go out. Let's go in and have an early rest.

39. What is a class teacher? It's a person who ruined your friendship, your love and your affection!

40. Shake it slowly. Hey, hey, DJ and MC.

4 1. Are you covered in scars or walking alone?

42. Do you hate me? Blame me? It's okay, it's okay. Don't expect me to make any changes for you. Now I'm still covered in thorns.

43. Very familiar and strange ...

44. The warmth around you is gone, and your brand has faded, and you will look back occasionally.

45. Goddess loves Superman, who can't fly.

46. The person who sent you flowers may not have seen your work; However, the person who threw your eggs must have seen your work.

47.？ Only when you're bored? Look for me, or I'll look redundant. #

48. We are not lovers, but you are very important to me. You must know I'm talking about you.

49. It takes only a moment to fall in love with you, but it takes a lifetime to forget you, even not enough.

50. After the pain, I know that only darkness can be embraced.

5 1. The weather is fine. I'm fine. Everything is fine. I'm fine. How are you? What does it have to do with me?

52. Am I too involved or am I already in love?

Since you said goodbye, why are you being mean and begging me to stay?

54. I couldn't help being sad, so I slowly learned to hide.

55. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I have been watching you silently, but you don't know.

56. Bajie, look at the teacher's signature again. .

Zhu Bajie's love letter

Dear moth: Hello!

Hum, hum, I wander in the long pigsty. Eager to meet a girl dressed as white as lilac. She has the temperament of lilac, and she has sighing eyes. This is the old me. Since I met you, I began to change my mind. No longer wandering in the pigsty, just waiting by the road you walked. If I can be seen by you, I will feel my glory.

What can you expect? That damn horse plague. He turned into you and tore my straight leg. A big fire burned down my fairy mirror cave house and treated me like a demon. Threaten me to go to the Western Heaven for Buddhist scriptures. You know, why don't we know some people in Chinese characters? It doesn't matter. He wants us to pick something to lead the horse. Look, we are behind the horse. I don't know how many winters and summers have passed, and finally I have arrived in the Western Heaven. Fortunately, I was merciful and was appointed as the messenger of the altar. Finally, I can stop worrying about reincarnation and hell.

It's just that I've always held a grudge: that damn Po Hou burned my fairy house. Makes me homeless. We are all immortals, but we have no home. What chagrin and regret! You know, Guo Hua has been developed into a tourist attraction. The local government invested tens of millions to worship those monkeys as monkey parents. If we stay in Fuling Mountain, there must be a group of piglets, don't you think ~!

Look at us, although we are subject to the incense of others, we must protect them! Are immortals also called immortals? Jiro Shinji lives in Guanjiangkou, listening to music but not to announcements. Hericium erinaceus lives in Guo Hua. I just lost my old pig, homeless and naked. Poor thing! I wonder if your Guanghan Palace can accommodate you?

Our old pig is ugly, but his heart is kind! I am ugly, but I am gentle! What a good man! Of course, you can't just do face work. You can't just make the surface smoothness of donkey dung eggs. We have the strength and brains to bear hardships, and are not selfish, which is much better than the post-80s generation. Choosing us is of course the first choice. How can you just pay attention to men's appearance like those idle girls? You say so!

How can you bear to listen to me sing "The Big Man is Difficult"? How could you have the heart to let me sing a love song? When the moon is full of yin, people have joys and sorrows. How can you make me despair while waiting? I have been waiting for a long time! How can you let me wander alone?

Io, you won't, you won't. This is not your character.

Tonight, the moon is full, and the old pig only envies Yuanyang but not immortals. Eo, the old pig saw it again, and saw your graceful posture. I read your poem. It's not my fault that I'm ugly I don't think you have a result.

Eo, follow the Tang Priest, and we old pigs can also write poems. Although not as good as Tang Priest's, it is still a great progress! Do not believe me to write to you:

Gently, I'm leaving.

When I came softly

I waved my hand gently.

Say goodbye to the western clouds.

Io, don't laugh at me when you see it. You know, it took me 120 thousand courage to write this love letter: leave this love letter with a good reputation and live in heaven like a human being.

Io, you are tired! Then write here first: wish people a long time and sleep for a day.

Love letter of modern pig bajie

Yulan: It's been several days since I left Gaolaozhuang. Do you know how much I miss you?

It is a terrible taste to be dragged alive to the west by two bachelors.

Tang Priest, an old guy, was born a sadist. He is not only a vegetarian all day, but also makes me suffer with him.

Do you know how many days I haven't smelled oil?

I miss spending * * * days with you in Gaolaozhuang. Every day, you weave and I plow. Although it's hard, it's very satisfying to eat your own cooking. I only eat more than 200 steamed buns every day, and the combination of meat and vegetables is just a jar. But your father always thinks I eat too much. But I have done a lot of work by myself! I have been waiting for your father to kick me, and then we will have a bunch of pigs, expand our pigsty and live a happy life!

But all this can only be imagined now.

Since the master came out of the spider silk hole, he has been fascinated by the Internet. The master chats all day and plays games all night. Finally, one day, he got sick. Like I used to be rich in nutrition every day, I still can't do the work my father-in-law gave me. He is a vegetarian all day, but he is not short of nutrition. Sooner or later, you have to put your life online. However, it doesn't matter if he can put his life on the line as soon as possible so that I can see my wife Yulan as soon as possible.

But things can't always go as I imagined. Po Hou, the Monkey King, recently joined a food company called the Fourth Meal, which is called "The fourth meal made by human beings" and "Networm Power". According to Na Po Hou, this is the world's first food for Internet users and mental workers, which can refresh the brain, prevent radiation, protect eyesight, nourish eyes and replenish energy quickly. I wonder if there is such a god!

Two bachelors were away the other day, so I stole one and tasted it. Not bad. It's from My Sweetie. I was afraid that they would find out that I didn't dare to steal more, but strangely, I was full of energy for half a day. I used to help the master pick out luggage, and I was so tired. This time, I was smarter than the monkey, and I caught all those goblins along the way. See how dare they call me a stupid pig this time!

At the moment when the Monkey King gave Master the power of networms, he finally changed his mind and decided not to go to the Western Heaven for Buddhist scriptures, but to take pure natural green food that produced the power of networms.

The master said: this net worm power is rich in green tea essence, DHA, vitamin B 1, spirulina and VC; Rich in inositol and glutamine; Absolutely free of any preservatives and pigments.

And it is fast food, not limited by time and place, so I can save the time of eating more than 200 steamed buns every day, and its rich nutrition and energy can definitely support my daily consumption.

Your father won't say I ate too much this time.

We can also use mechanization to control all the fields at home. After eating the power of the net worm, my pig brain has become smart.

Magnolia! Look how beautiful our future is. You must wait for me. The ancients said: if two feelings last for a long time, it will be sooner or later!

Hey! While those two bachelors are asleep, I'll steal another net worm!

Pig brother bajie

That's funny! Zhu Bajie's Internet Funny Love Letters

Speaking of Marshal Zhu Bajie, who was once mighty in heaven, I think everyone knows! Recently, news came out: Taibai Venus made a website in heaven, which seems to be called Love Letter Internet Cafe! As a famous marshal of the canopy, he often walks in, and over time, he also knows something about the network and the Internet.

One day, Bajie was chatting with chat software when she suddenly found a beautiful woman named Chang 'e Fairy. After investigation, it is found that this person is the beautiful woman Chang 'e in Leng Yue Palace. At this time, Bajie, like a duck to water, quickly launched an offensive against Chang 'e and sent Yi Meier to Chang 'e, but it didn't last long. His behavior was soon discovered by Spotted Bamboo and White Venus, and he told the Jade Emperor. In a rage, the jade emperor expelled Bajie from heaven and fell into the mortal world. ......

Bajie, who fell into the mortal world, still does not think about repentance. He fell in love with Magnolia in Gaolaozhuang and formed an indissoluble bond with it. After being enlightened by the Bodhisattva, he was forced to respond to the call of the development of the central and western regions together with the Tang Priest and make contributions to the development of the western region. Because Bajie made repeated mistakes, Tang Priest sent him to Huoyanshan Labor Camp to do farm work and coolies ... But Bajie still did not forget his former lover Yulan, and together with Yi Meier sent a touching love letter to Yulan:

Magnolia in my mood for love:

Are you okay in Gaolaozhuang? I'm writing to you with EMALL now. I'm still a novice. I can't write well, but I hope my Yulan will give me more advice!

Now I'm in the prison of Flame Mountain. Alas! Think back to a month ago, I was a provincial-level Gao Qian with heavy power, and you were the pillar of Gaolaozhuang nightclub. At that time, we were inseparable and sang every night; But now, I'm in prison. I can't help sighing at the thought of this!

This is my first letter since I went to prison. Look back! This is really a sad Pacific Day. At that time, we held hands and looked at each other with tears in our eyes. I say to you: I left quietly, just as I came gently. I waved gently, not taking away a cloud. At this moment, I was suddenly interrupted by a violent voice of the escort (headed by Tang Priest, and the other two were the Monkey King and Friar Sand). In the choice of life and death, I finally left deeply grieved.

I went to the west on business this time and suffered a lot along the way. Tang Priest euphemistically responded to the call of the development of the central and western regions and offered to escort me to the Huoyanshan reform-through-labour farm. Who doesn't know that he is making political capital for himself! I know such people too well! As long as it doesn't involve my own vital interests, I will also say in a high-profile way that workers should think of the country and whoever is laid off will be laid off! This guy, Tang Priest, talked a lot about his mother-in-law and mother-in-law. It seems that there is a fly all day. Sorry, not one. Just a swarm of flies buzzing around you. Help! Not to mention the insults that the smelly monkey gave me on the road. What's even more hateful is that Friar Sand robbed my wife Chang 'e, but pretended to be honest and always treated me like a friend, even calling me the second brother. Hum! I have long seen through their despicable means ―― just like Chen Shui-bian and Lv Xiulian, can you hide it from my pig's eyes? !

However, as the saying goes, in the end, there will be roads, and so will pigs. I'm doing well in prison now. Why? Just because the warden is a cow. As we all know, the smelly monkey is having an affair with Princess Tiefan, the wife of Niu, so he and the smelly monkey are rivals in love. Based on the principle that the enemy of my enemy is my friend, of course I am friends with Niu Lao. Niu Lao said that next month, I will not only arrange a single room with toilet, air conditioner, color TV and multimedia computer, but also hold a birthday party for my birthday in prison. These are beyond the imagination of that smelly monkey. In fact, this is only a superficial reason. Niu Lao knew about my relationship with Tathagata, so he hinted to me that he also wanted an anti-corruption director. And the old cow really said that although I was sentenced to fifteen years this time, I was guaranteed to go out in three to five years.

Yulan, my Gao Laozhuang baby, my old pig really can't bear to part with you, although now everyone is talking about trying to get married, being single and not living alone, being romantic and not obscene, liking the new and hating the old, being single and being a good woman and getting married and being a good man. However, the young lady is too expensive, the lover is too tired, and the wife is tasteless. Finding a country girl is the most affordable. One day, husband and wife are married for a hundred days, but we have been husband and wife for two years. When I think of the days we walked together, I like the tide. I know you feel bad, but what can you do? As the ancients said, if two relationships last for a long time, is it a matter of time? Yulan, you must wait for me. I will definitely make a comeback. Even if I can't be an official, I can still do business with my background. Please be confident in this, because there was a sincere love in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years!

Lan Mei, we will meet in April on earth!

Zhu Yina Rulan.