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Happy and warm qq signature In fact, I need you more than ever.
2. If you take fewer detours, you will miss the scenery. Anyway, thank you for your experience.
3, so don't look at me, you just like you because of me.
4. Good night, who can tell me this simple word all my life?
5, predecessor, please find your own position, you are just my past.
6. There is a joke called love. I laughed my head off and cried my head off, but I still refused to let go.
7. You said that if you really want to give it, why do you ask if you want to give you lucky money? Who did you ask for it?
8. I always stumble on the road of feelings. Then I will know who the person who understands me is.
9. My heart is lost in the past. My dream has disappeared since then.
10, don't pour out your heart for others too easily, because in the end you can only leave a heartless one.
1 1. We are all young, we don't know love, we don't know hate, we don't know pain, we only know injury.
12, who is not hypocritical, who is not fickle, who is not who. Why do you take some people and things so seriously?
13. If I say I want to be alone, I need you more than ever.
14, the man I was with in those days actually chose to leave with a refund halfway.
15, that's because I'm more and more afraid of being attracted to you, so I have to stop myself.
16, you can be everyone's boyfriend, but I don't know what to do with me.
17, just because I didn't speak doesn't mean I'm in a bad mood; Sometimes, I just want to be quiet.
18, his world is a flower world, and the flower world in Nanning is so beautiful.
19, do you think that the more you accommodate a person, the more you push your luck?
20. He (she) is my passerby, and I am also his (her) passerby. I am not sad or happy, because I am a passer-by.
2 1, I refused everyone's favor and waited for an uncertain future.
22. I have no time to participate in your past; But your future, you must have me.
23, for the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly, you must fall in love. Speaking of a world full of love, Lala Lala.
Buying me a flowered skirt is the simplest dream of my young hormones.
25. Flowers don't belong to flower watchers, only to dung.
I am a professional liar, and I finally found out that you are more professional than me.
He said let's get married, which scared me to death.
28. Now the physical pain is far greater than the pain in my heart!
29.-I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets.
30. What unhappy things happened recently? Tell them to make everyone happy.
3 1, ◇◆ Superman in America can't compare with Wukong in China.
32. How can I find you after I have ruined myself? ︶︶
33. The road to success is always at work.
34. I said, forget me. I said: Do I remember you?
35. ◇◆ Crazy people all over the world want to find a normal person but find it harder to find a virgin.
36. You are cursing me. I will tell others that you are impotent.
37. Actually, I never say it. I said it on purpose, just to show that I am very unhappy.
38. No one can be pure until the end, but remember, don't forget your original self.
39. You can't wake a person who is pretending to sleep. Just like you can't touch someone who doesn't love you.
40. There is only one person, and for such a person.
4 1, there will be new encounters if you miss it; Fate is, neither early nor late, just right.
42. Is there anyone who obviously loves someone like me but can't be with him?
43. From now on, I no longer expect anything, but cherish what I have.
44. Once a good friend, with some of your secrets, gradually disappeared.
What I envy is not the young couple, but the old couple who helped me.
46. Be independent, strong, brave, live beautifully and always be kind to yourself.
47. After you left, I was so sentimental that I didn't know who I really loved.
God, I won't call you grandpa anymore. You don't love my granddaughter at all
49. Happiness is finding 100 yuan wrinkled in old jeans when you have no money.
When a man looks at the sky, he is not thinking, but maybe he is just peeing. ....
5 1, I found that my biggest shortcoming is that I have no money. Do you feel the same way?
Life is: endless dog blood and endless embarrassment. .
53. The most painful thing about going to the toilet is not the lack of paper, but the occupation of the toilet.
54. The Tang Priest said, Evil disciple, how did my teacher teach you? Let go of that woman and let the teacher come first!
55. I'm hungry. How many people are confessing now?
Don't call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals.
57. How dare you say that you are pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy.
58. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.
59. I think being too kind is a sign of kindness.
60. You're kidding me. I will write your name on my underwear and beat you to death with my fart.
6 1, Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, light the fire and cover the pot!
62. One kind of anxiety is that the computer card is stuck and QQ is still ringing.
63. Even if you lose everything, don't lose your smile.
64. keitel, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?
65. You are a bitch, and you always sow discord between us and our parents.
66. People like you, in the drama I directed, I can let you live for two episodes at most.
67. Looking at you quietly, I found that you are really fucking scary!
68. Wallet, I never thought you were fat. Wallet, are you swollen?
69. Everyone else is holding hands, but I am holding a dog in my hand to see who bites people unhappy.
Don't forget your roots and feel life anytime, anywhere.
1, there are many dazzling people flashing at me, but you are the only one.
If you know where to go, the whole world will make way for you.
I want to tell you about the past.
Although you wiped the tears by yourself, the enthusiasm in your heart never faded. Think about your happiness.
In this scene, you are the director and I am just an extra!
Girl, I can break a cocoon into a butterfly even if I tie myself up.
7. Do you know my embarrassment, teenager? Will you comfort me? Do you know my sadness? Don't you know?
8. I can't help it if I have a big temper. It is a skill to be able to restrain your temper.
9. The most painful thing about feelings is not parting, but touching memories that make people easily stand in the same place and think they can go back.
10, no matter how beautiful and touching the words on those short messages are, it is better to stand in front of me and say a simple I miss you.
1 1, time is the development site of ability and so on.
12, [I read everything you said more carefully than the final exam review questions.]
13. Now everyone will meet someone he really should cherish in his life. Please cherish that person, not every sorry, but every indifferent. Don't let the person you love down, it's not good for anyone.
14, don't forget your roots and feel life anytime, anywhere.
15, you are my half. Without you, I would be in danger.
16, I waited for 20xx years without waiting for the end of the world, waiting for a son.
17, I spent my youth in so many years of unrequited love. Why do teenagers turn a blind eye?
18, and our superpower is telepathy.
19, there is no reason not to love you or miss you.
20. I don't want feelings broken up by time rumors, friendship or love.
2 1, Xifeng is so confident. We still have nothing to feel inferior about. ?
22. Good brothers, the accounts are clear. Don't make the accounts too complicated. No matter whether the money is given by parents or earned by yourself, you should save it.
23. Give me your heart as a souvenir. My dream can only be complete with your blessing. No matter how stormy it is, I will go forward bravely. Our love is embedded in the youth photo album.
There will always be people who will hurt you, so you need to continue trusting, just be careful.
25. Affection is a kind of depth, friendship is a kind of breadth and love is a kind of purity.
26. Why are cucumbers called cucumbers when they are obviously green?
27. Women should love themselves and do what they want.
28. There are countless worries now. Don't think about how to spend the night in the Ming Dynasty.
Don't make any promises to me easily, I'm afraid I'll take them seriously.
30. In memory, there are always moments that can warm the whole past.
3 1. If you shouldn't eat at night, why are there lights in the refrigerator?
32. If you can't change others, change yourself; If you can't change things, change your attitude towards them.
The most terrible thing about distance is that you don't know whether that person is missing you or has forgotten you.
Women should always keep a clear head.
1. Women spend money to prove whether they really love her. A man doesn't spend money to prove whether she really loves him.
2. Men are beginning to change. It must be that women haven't changed in a long time.
3. Women like men who can make them laugh. Men like women who can be laughed at by themselves.
Judging whether a man's feelings are gradually cooling down depends on how long he hasn't kissed you.
Once the extramarital lover begins to "pester", the man begins to "annoy".
If a man really doesn't love a woman, he shouldn't be too kind to her. Otherwise, this debt will not be paid off in my life.
7. When a woman cheats, men will retaliate against her. When men cheat, women will retaliate against themselves.
8. Although we say that women in love should be confident, women who really love a man will be afraid of losing and will begin to lose confidence.
9. When a woman loves to the end, she likes to use the word "cheating" to define this relationship. Actually, I'm making excuses for my failure.
10, love, be together or want to forget. Unfortunately, only those loves that can't be together but can't be forgotten will be called true love.
1 1. Getting married is the hardest decision in a woman's life!
12, behind a naked married man, there are always women's tears.
13, love is right, the conditions are wrong; When the conditions are right, love is not appropriate ... this is a woman's deepest hesitation about love and marriage.
14, there are two things in this world, even the cleverest doctor can't do it: one is to make people who love you stop loving you; One is to make someone who doesn't love you at all fall in love with you.
15, a woman who loves to dream is cute, and a man who loves to dream is terrible.
16, beauty wants men to fall in love with brains, not breasts. It's a pity that men fall in love with beautiful women as soon as they see their breasts. There is no time to look at her brain structure.
17, a woman's love begins from the heart. Men's love begins with physical impulse.
18, men's flirting is easily mistaken for true feelings by women. Women's true feelings are easily mistaken for flirting by men.
19, unspeakable jealousy hurts. Envy is often deceptive.
Interpersonal communication skills: Show respect at all times.
Interpersonal skills: showing respect for others at all times is a good moral character, which can keep you popular all the time. Especially in front of the elders, we should maintain a respectful attitude, because in front of the weathered elders, we really have nothing to boast about.
One sentence makes people laugh.
During the Great Patriotic War of the former Soviet Union, the Germans moved in. On the occasion of life and death, the old coaches who fought the civil war, such as Timoshenko and Boudjani, first provoked the burden of former enemy command. But in the face of the new war situation, they gradually feel powerless. Times make heroes, and a number of young military strategists such as zhukov and Shtemenko have emerged. The appearance of these young people who are wet behind the ears has caused great fluctuations in the minds of old coaches.
1In February, 944, Soviet Marshal Tymoshenko was ordered to go to the Baltic Sea to coordinate the actions of the first and second army groups, and Steinmeienko was appointed as the chief of staff.
On the train, when Timoshenko and Shtemenko were having dinner, an unpleasant conversation began.
Tymoshenko started the barrage: Why did you come with me? You want to educate us old people and supervise us, right? Don't waste your time! While you were still running under the table, we had led a division of troops to the battlefield to fight for the establishment of the Soviet regime. Now that you have graduated from the military academy, what do you think you are! How old were you when the revolution began?
This speech is full of provocation and insult. But Shtemenko calmly replied: At that time, I just turned ten. Then I sincerely pay tribute to Marshal, and I am ready to learn from him. I hope Marshal will give me more advice.
Hearing this, Timoshenko couldn't lose his temper any more, so he had to say, forget it, diplomat, go to sleep.
Time will tell who is who.
Shortly thereafter, at an evening tea party, Timoshenko suddenly said, "Now I understand that you are not the person I imagined." I used to think that you were specially sent by Stalin to supervise me. Later, when I recalled Shtemenko, I was reluctant to part with Timoshenko. Another month passed, and Timoshenko personally asked the base camp to transfer this mistress to * * *.
When Shtemenko was humiliated, he passed the Iron Marshal Pass with great tolerance, showing the humility of future generations and respect for the elderly.
Jump in one word.
At her husband's insistence, Shelley agreed to live with her mother-in-law. At first, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law were able to live in peace. Shelley has to go to work every day, so letting her mother-in-law do housework at home just saves a lot of heart.
But after half a month, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law clashed.
Once, Shelley bought a handful of water spinach from the market, asked the price, and asked for the money from 2 yuan. Such a sky-high price surprised her mother-in-law. You know, in the countryside, this is her daily food expenses! My mother-in-law, who is used to living a tight life, can't help nagging: spinach is so expensive, can't she buy other dishes? Shelley was unhappy and went to work without saying a word.
In the evening, my mother-in-law brought steaming food to the table, set the dishes and chopsticks, and invited everyone to dinner. Unexpectedly, instead of appreciating it, Shelley pointed to the dish on the plate and said, How to eat this dish?
Looking at the food on the table, my mother-in-law felt strange: the food hasn't been tasted yet, so why don't you say you can't eat it?
It turned out that Shelley said that her mother-in-law didn't stalk, and her mother-in-law felt it was a pity to stalk because the food was so expensive.
In order to make peace, the husband is busy making peace. Although the storm has subsided, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law have been miserable ever since. Unpleasant things will often happen in the future.
Everyone will live like this every day, and Shelley only feels that the atmosphere at home is so depressing.
This is not a family of two generations of women, but a family because of the love of the same man, which is a miracle in itself and a kind of fate. To put it bluntly, there is still a generation gap between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, let alone mother-in-law. It is normal to have a generation gap. The key is how to deal with this generation gap. The most important thing is to seek common ground while reserving differences, understand each other, respect each other and tolerate each other.
guide to action
Respecting the old and loving the young is a fine tradition of the Chinese nation, and we should respect our elders at all times. And a person who knows how to respect his elders is bound to be welcomed by people.
Franklin, the father of the United States, served as the American ambassador to France. During his tenure, he was regarded as the most popular figure in Paris at that time. Later, he returned to his own country, Jefferson, and later became the president of the United States, succeeding him.
At the dinner, a French count raised a glass to congratulate Jefferson, who had just taken office, and said, I heard that you replaced Franklin?
I just took his place. No one can replace him. Jefferson, an American who later won the respect of all European court people, answered very appropriately. Such a wonderful answer won the earl's appreciation at once.
Respecting elders requires us to understand elders. Everyone likes to be valued by others, especially the elderly. If your attitude is arrogant, it will arouse their disgust. One of your frivolous actions, a contemptuous look, a disdainful tone and an indifferent posture may make the old man sad. Therefore, we should learn to communicate with our elders actively and listen to their conversations patiently.
However, there are too few young people who are willing to talk to the elderly now. They think that elders belong to the past and can't keep up with the times. Out of such prejudice, some people don't respect their elders enough. Are you qualified to talk about me? What level are you? What level am I? Even some children think that they have graduated from college and are well informed, and their parents are no longer qualified to speak in front of them. Little did they know that their arrogance made them miss a good opportunity to share the wisdom and experience of the elderly.
People often say: if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer. This sentence proves people's affirmation of the wisdom of the elderly from one side. Therefore, we should not belittle the ability of the elderly. On the contrary, we should take the initiative to communicate with the elderly, and learn life experience from the conversation with the elderly and get many inspirations.
As the saying goes, trees have many old roots and people have many old sayings. Because the old man is old and talks a lot, some words have to be repeated several times. We should fully understand this physiological phenomenon, and we should neither show boredom with the old people's chatter, nor rudely interrupt the old people's chatter, let alone ignore the old people's chatter.
We should be kind to others, including our parents. When our request is denied or rejected by our parents, we should think calmly, understand our parents and be considerate of them. When we are punished by our parents, we should have a correct attitude, don't contradict, don't argue, don't get angry, don't get angry. When we are wrongly blamed by our parents, we should also listen patiently to what our parents say. We should not contradict our parents when we think they are right, but should calmly explain and explain. Once our parents know the truth, their anger will disappear.
When you get along with your elders, if you can always maintain a modest and peaceful attitude and show respect to your elders at any time, your elders will be happier and you will be happier.
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