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Let's see what a real rotten girl is ... from the perspective of a discerning person
Although many comic books are still sealed, the powerful rotten women will never fall! ! This article was tested by a discerning person before, and now it is estimated to be harmonious ... the voice of a rotten woman ~! ! ! Write an article ~ dedicated to all the great rotten women who have embarked on the road of B women ~! ! ! ...................) PS: This is also written by a rotten girl ~ As a boy in a liberal arts class, I have no choice but to live among a group of rotten girls ... I don't know if I can leave this class normally every day ... Let's see what a real rotten girl is ... 1 rotten girl A is my deskmate and she is very small. I walked away silently, deeply realizing what ugliness means ... or rotten a ... that day, she was peeling oranges. She peeled it off completely and stared at it for a long time. I was curious about what she was looking at, so I leaned over ... I saw her silently inserting her finger into the hole in the middle of the orange ... rotten B, an introverted girl, was usually quiet, but her words were not surprising ... that day was boring, and she played Tetris with her mobile phone. She shook her head shyly and said, "No, I saw a Tetris fan yesterday, but now I see some feelings ... Hey!" " Don't look at me, it's down! I was there, and then ... "I petrified ... 4 I chatted with rotten C and asked her," Do you really want to match men all over the world? " She gave me a particularly affectionate look and sighed. "We are not happy that men don't engage in BL, but we are even more unhappy that men all over the world engage in BL ..." I nodded and looked at her understandingly and said, "I think you are still normal! "In our class, the computer in the class is the most depressing thing for MM. The computer * * * has two USB sockets, and MM often uses them to transmit things ... So, we often hear such conversations ..." Hey, I have the latest XX, do you want it? " "Ok, pass it to me!" "I plugged it in, don't plug it in yet!" "I see, after playing for so long, I still don't know?" Then they smiled strangely ... I was really curious what they said after listening to it, so I took the opportunity to ask. The answer was, "Don't you know, if you play this weakness too much, you will go into shock as soon as you can't have a threesome!" "The two USB's of this computer can't be plugged together, and it will crash as soon as it is plugged in ...) 6 It's still a computer ... Our computer has reset settings, but there is a trick that I don't know who discovered. As long as you keep pressing the mouse when you turn on the computer, you can stop resetting. A MM pressed it for a long time that day and it recovered. She said gloomily, "ah, it's a waste of time and useless!" "At this time, rotten A passed by, silently walked up, passed something, and then said," Look at this ... "Then when he turned on the computer, he clicked the mouse at the speed of light with an extremely ferocious expression, and then he succeeded! She finally straightened up, took a deep breath and said, "Look, you can't do it because you are not skilled. You are so experienced that you are very picky about foreplay! "Well, now let's talk about my poor male compatriots! As a liberal arts class, an eternal law is "Yin flourishes while Yang declines"! Our class firmly carried out this truth with the ratio of male to female of 15: 50! Then it is worth noting that 70% of the girls in our class are rotten women! It is doomed that we will be single until graduation! ! What? You said there was still 30%? Come on, you know, these days, beautiful women are either taken away or rotted away, and the rest of them are gay … but none of them are for me! The normal ones are either crooked melons and cracked dates or flawed personalities ... In fact, that 70% is still a conservative estimate, and there may be some undiscovered underground parties in that 30%. After all, some people like to keep a low profile … So, as a firm whole, we fifteen boys are resisting external erosion … Our goal is to graduate from here normally! ! However, no matter how pure the society is, there will be scum, and * * * productism is still a distant goal ... In our revolutionary United front, there are still comrades who can't resist the blow of sugar-coated shells and have defected! Some boys have developed the habit of going to the toilet to find someone, and now they have found a fixed one ... Think about it, there is a boy who came all the way from another building ten minutes before class just to accompany you to the toilet ... How dare you! I told you, there are many beautiful women among rotten women! ! They are depraved demons ~ Imagine that if you just grab a boy and hug him affectionately, a small dislocation will get a bunch of beautiful women screaming, and there will be many more opportunities to communicate with beautiful women. Why not? So, on that dark and windy night of self-study, I saw that scene ... At that time, male A and male B had some small disputes outside the classroom for some reasons, and they were chatting and chatting, and they were about to fight. At this time, A grabbed B by the collar. Suddenly they felt that there was something wrong with the atmosphere. Looking around, I found several pairs of eyes shining with cold light behind every pillar and every door. I don't know how many people are staring at them … I don't know what they were thinking. Anyway, I put on a cold sweat for them, especially when I saw rotten A scratching his chin by the door with a wry smile ... At this moment, the scene of breaking my glasses appeared! The man's expression instantly becomes soft. He gently pushed B against the wall and put his hands on both sides of B's head. At this moment, B seemed to wake up suddenly and began to push A's chest with his hand … At this moment, A's hand slowly slipped to B's hip … Just when I woke up to stop them, the bell rang! Thank God ... Sighs, disappointments and wails come one after another, and those creatures hidden in the dark come into the classroom with various expressions. When they passed by, they all looked like a bad smile printed in the same mold. That's cold ... When they came in, I walked up to them with a serious face and asked, "Are you going to fall like this? "You boy! Don't you like XX? What are you doing? " At this time, A looked aggrieved and said, "Boss, you saw what happened just now. If we were not like that, do you think we could still stand here and talk to you like this? " Besides, she was watching it just now Can't I show her my man side? ""so that's it! " B was unconvinced and muttered, "No wonder you pressed me so hard just now, and XXX was still here, so you ignored me?" "Afraid of what? Don't you like weakness and I like attack? ""Yes, but don't you like being strong? " "yes! Wrong person, boss, I wish I had just pressed you! " "Press your head!" I couldn't help beating him up. Hey, looking at the darkness outside, I really feel the confusion of the road ahead and the cold behind ... Let's talk about our head teacher. The head teacher looked at a great young man in the society from a distance, and recently saw a middle-aged petty bourgeoisie uncle ... He has been in our class for a year and a half, but he always plays the fool. Our class will become so smoky, I think it has something to do with his class style. Our class has a bad habit-sleeping in class, which is a common phenomenon. I can't help it. Everyone's "nightlife" is too rich. The old class teaches history, and he knows very well how to make most people in our class wake up in class. He often inserts anecdotes about the characters he talks about between lectures, such as the unknown past between Mao Zedong and Zhou Enlai, the abnormal relationship between Mao Zedong and Lin Biao ... Anyway, I feel that Lao Mao is the general attack in the mouth of the old class, and the Long March is the place where Lao Mao takes the harem for sightseeing. Even boss Jiang seems to be so opposed to Lao Mao because of love and hate ... The old class put a photo of Lao Mao and boss Jiang when they went to Chongqing to negotiate when making courseware. At that time, the old class looked at the courseware and sighed with emotion-"In fact, when standing with Chiang Kai-shek, Mao Zedong still looked very virtuous ..." Er ... Chiang Kai-shek was the general attack in the eyes of the old school ... Because the old class was knowledgeable and well-read, he really didn't know what he said ... So his class successfully attracted a lot of MM's attention, and the excellent historical achievements in our class could not be said to be the result of his "teaching students in accordance with their aptitude". She is a turning point in the history of our class! She is a transfer student. Since she transferred here, somehow, rotten girls in our class have sprung up like mushrooms after rain! The underground party went from darkness to light, once CJ fell, once CJ didn't fall, and then CJ came back to life ... Bad A led her companions further and further on this road ...10 The future is bright and the road is tortuous! Rotten women are not only happy, they also have their troubles … such as who attacks who suffers … pay attention! ! It's not the problem of two men, it's their own problem! You know, to be a real rotten girl, you need not only others but also yourself! According to them, it is not a tendency to GL (interestingly, few people like GL in such a strong group of rotten women), but to improve their appreciation and discrimination ... So, this kind of attack and acceptance battle will often appear ... Whenever this happens, I always enjoy sitting and watching-with a feeling of revenge! See how you bully us. Now it's your turn! ! It's so noisy Keep arguing! The quarrel reached a heated stage that day. The reason is that a little girl who was identified as a weak person by an authority was determined to turn over a new leaf, so she appealed to the arbitration commission. This is really a stone that stirs up a thousand waves. Many corrupt elements who can attack and collect but are classified as victims have also awakened and appealed. I was watching the war as usual, and this time it was really noisy ... The arguments, arguments and proofs were complete, and the proof materials covered everything from the human body structure to the plot of the novel. There was even a strong man who used Freud's psychological theory to prove himself ... Only then did I realize that we had so many learned debaters, but why didn't we see them so powerful in the debate? I was wondering when I suddenly felt that the atmosphere was wrong-why is it so quiet? Look around, all eyes are on me! " Um ... what's the matter? Don't, don't worry about me, you go on ... "I'm really on pins and needles at this time ... look at my brother's things on weekdays, and now I'm huddled in the corner watching a drama!" Damn it, from destruction, right? Go back and you will know your mistake! ! ! Just as I was looking around for a savior, rotten A came up to me and kept saying, "What are we asking you? Do you think she is attacking or suffering? " "I ... how should I know?" "But I see that every time we have a meeting, you listen. You should know a little! "Then I swear I heard the boys laughing! Damn it, you dead people, you're dead! ! Wait! ! "Ah ... I really don't understand these professional knowledge ~ elder sister, give me a break! Don't eavesdrop next time! "Ah, it's a tiger falling in Pingyang, bullied by dogs ~ You don't show weakness now, and then you will die miserably ... Besides, this rotten A likes us to call her sister, which is a very strange trick when begging her, and I don't know where she learned it. I hope it will be useful this time ... "Say it by feeling, then, I think you are quite qualified and a good prospect ..." I am really wronged ~ I can't find this authentic ancestor's straightness. "This ....." I just wanted to say no, but I met rotten A with such cold eyes ... How do you think this innocent little girl was made like this? It's nothing. Why are you so imposing? Just when I was in a dilemma, I felt someone touch me, and then a piece of paper was thrust into my hand-but what should I think of this situation ... At this time, rotten A relaxed and said, "Look, maybe your think tank gave you an idea?" I opened the note like an Amnesty, which read-boss, just say one, don't stick to your bullshit principle, he knows the times are Jie Jun! You don't want to be molested … you are the only one in our class who hasn't been touched. You want to leave us a pure land ~ Ah … Close the note, and I am deeply moved by the class feelings of comrades-but is there a difference between saying and not saying? Didn't you see that little girl looking at me piteously? You didn't see the threatening look on your face. How should I choose? ! "Have you thought about it? ""Ah ... Then I really said ... ""Go! "Bad A patted me on the shoulder to encourage me, but it made my hair stand on end ... At this moment, I made a big decision, and I want to gamble!" I think so, too. In fact, you decided to attack from birth, didn't you? "Obviously, my words aroused everyone's interest, and rotten A looked at me thoughtfully." So as a girl, you were born not? Can you still attack me? "Everyone seems to have never thought that I would say this, and they all looked at each other." Poof … "Bad A laughed first, and then the smile spread like an infectious disease …" Well said! Have you ever fucked XX? "Rotten armor said to the curse, and the curse blushed and did not answer. At this time, a pair of hands patted me on the shoulder, and my buddy said happily, "Boss, we are finally proud! "
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