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Why are women like tigers?

when tigers are fine, they always repair their front paws. What about women? When a woman has nothing to do, she will find a place to beautify her fingers, or trim her nails and draw all kinds of beautiful patterns. This is the natural revelation in the shallow consciousness, and only cats have it. This is the same point. This is the simplest! When a tiger walks, its hind legs are in a straight line, so that when it walks, its waist swings back and forth, especially when its prey appears, which is very obvious. If you look carefully, you will find that women also consciously twist their waists when they walk. Look at the models in world-class fashion shows, and it takes a lot of effort to practice this pace. So, this is another similarity between women and tigers. There is a word called "maw". Let's not consider the size of the mouth, but what color is the blood first? Then the answer is obvious-red. Moreover, tigers like to always lick their lips with their tongues and keep bright red. Let's look at women again. Women always wear lipstick, and they should wear it when they go out in the morning, when they go to work in the morning, and even when they go to the bathroom, they should wear it in front of the mirror. This proves that both tigers and women like red lips. This is the most admirable place between tigers and women. When tigers call their prey, they always bring back the best meat for their children. When a child is dirty, it licks it with its tongue and combs its fur with its own tongue. Then all women are the gentlest in only two situations: one is the look in their eyes when they look at their lover (and then the look in their eyes when they pick up your salary bag); The second is to look at the child's eyes. Love in the eyes can make God cry. No matter whether the child is dirty or has a runny nose, the first thing they do when they get home from work is to pick up their children and give them a kiss. This is another similarity between women and tigers. Needless to say, tigers. Let's talk about women. There is no woman who doesn't like leather clothes. What's more popular now is mink hair and mink wool, and what's more, cashmere and so on. As long as men have some money, they should let their women wear it even if they don't eat, drink or smoke. Why? Women like it. This shows that women have a tendency to like leather clothes and hairy clothes in their bones, which is another place where women and tigers are alike. Haha ~ isn't there such a saying: "the tiger's ass can't be touched" Don't look at how it twists when it walks, but you can't touch it. If you touch it, you'll be finished, and you'll bite off your paws. What about the woman? No matter how kind and lovely women you see in the street, you can only watch and swallow from a distance. You have the ability to go up and touch her ass ~ haha ~ the consequences are much more serious than touching a tiger ~