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Want to send an article on durian control (selected 26 sentences)

1, I don't have any friends who love durian, so I have to enjoy it alone. My friend is really unlucky!

I thought I would eat snail powder if I like durian very much, until I found out I was wrong just now.

3, the husband is not at home, you can eat snacks, eat durian, and watch small fresh meat variety.

A pregnant woman who was still eating durian late at night ate the whole durian overnight.

5, hiding in the house to eat durian in rainy days, so comfortable.

6. It's really not easy. Eating durian at home was ordered to go to the toilet, close the door and turn on the exhaust fan. I took a durian Melaleuca by train and ran to the junction of carriages to eat it. I'm afraid people will scold me. Actually durian is really delicious.

7. I like durian jiaozi very much, and I feel better than black sesame.

8. My two dogs also love durian. Every time they leave one on the core, they are responsible for licking it clean.

9. I always feel that I said I would never eat durian again this year, but I started eating it again. It's so sweet and delicious.

10, what's it like to be loved? I really can't stand two durian cakes without eating durian.

1 1. After eating durian for three days in a row, my mother asked me if I still need to weigh.

12. There are many kinds of durian, among which people are familiar with Chani, Golden Pillow, Long Handle and Valley Night Cover.

13, bought a cake that I thought was made by an old woman, ate it in one bite, chewed it, and found it was durian crisp.

14, I want to take a hot air balloon in Turkey, eat durian in Thailand, take a walk in Chengdu and have a snowball fight in Snow Country. Will 18 be realized?

15, Durian pulp contains a variety of vitamins, rich in nutrition, unique flavor, and has the reputation of "king of fruits".

16, in good condition, ate durian ice cream and bought a time recorder.

17, durian Melaleuca has a deep sense of rain in the store today, and I miss you very much every day.

18, I really love durian. Although my family doesn't like it, it won't affect my enthusiasm at all.

19, I ate durian again recently. I am a pig that will be angry if I eat it, but I can't hold these two fat durians. They are really of high quality!

20, eating durian at noon, snoring or durian at night, so happy!

2 1, durian pulp contains a variety of vitamins, rich in nutrition, unique flavor, and has the reputation of king of fruits.

22, hiding in the corner to eat durian was found by a dead dog.

23. A couple loves durian, but they are afraid to smoke durian to their five-year-old son, so they hide in the kitchen to eat durian. At this time, the five-year-old son pushed open the door and said in shock, are you eating shit?

24, durian is like a hedgehog, a solid ball, and there are many hard thorns on the surface.

25. The fart child and his mother ate durian pizza, spaghetti, egg-wrapped rice and fried rice cakes for the first time, and the result was ... bad reviews.

26. Help ... Why is durian still so smelly when it is dry? I was forced to eat a durian just now, and now I have been retching, which is too uncomfortable.