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When did China talk about single dog on Valentine's Day?

Introduction: Valentine's Day on Qixi is a very romantic and suitable festival for proposing marriage, but for single dog, this day is a serious injury in his heart and he can only stay at home alone. So when is 20 19 Tanabata? What did single dog say? Let's have a look.

20 19 when is valentine's day in China? Valentine's Day in China on 20 19 Date: Wednesday, August 7th, 20 19 (the seventh day of July in the Year of the Pig).

Western traditional Valentine's Day: February 14 is the western traditional Valentine's Day. Gregorian calendar 20 19 February 14 (the tenth day of the first month of Jihai), Thursday.

Traditional Valentine's Day in China: Tanabata. 20 19 The specific time of Valentine's Day in China is: Gregorian calendar 2065438+August 7, 2009 (the seventh day of the seventh lunar month in Jihai), Wednesday.

White day in the West: March 14 is the white day in the West, which is the day to give back Valentine's gifts after the traditional Valentine's Day. Gregorian calendar 20 19, March 14 ((February 14th, lunar calendar), Thursday.

On single dog on Tanabata 1. Pig Bajie: "Master, do you have a holiday on Valentine's Day? I want to go to Gaolaozhuang ... "the Monkey King:" Master, I want to go to the Bajiao Cave. My sister-in-law said that she would pack jiaozi for me to eat ... "Tang Priest:" Wukong, where are you going! " Jason Wu: "I ... I just want to stay with my master ..." After Bajie and Wukong left, Wukong said with a smile, "Master, let's go to the daughter country!"

Second, a person who eats hot and sour powder accidentally gets it in his eyes and is afraid to go away. He was afraid that the waiter would close the table and had to eat with tears in his eyes. ...

Being single is my dog and your dog.

Fourth, stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.

5. Dogs have been gone for a long time since they lived to your age. You should be a single turtle.

6. On Valentine's Day, please take love as a cover, take lovers as the center, gather old lovers in secret, meet old lovers in secret under the moon, find infatuated people on the Internet, and accelerate the development of young lovers. If there are no lovers during the holiday, go home and coax your wife.

Seven, the other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog basin.

In retrospect, time has changed a lot, but it can't change the fact that you are single dog.

9. I met a confession on the road on Valentine's Day and suddenly felt that this girl was too witty! The boy said, "I like you!" " "The girl immediately replied," Oh, I like myself! " "

Ten, the girl touched me on the bus, and I even thought about where our children would study!

In a student party, there is always a God-like single dog who can answer all the questions about love.

Envy purebred single dog to skip Valentine's Day. I, a mixed-race single overtime dog, worked overtime on Valentine's Day.

Thirteen, single for a long time, looking at the dog feels thin eyes, let alone unscrew the bottle cap, fire hydrants can be unscrewed.

Fourteen, the red envelope was sent, the flowers were sent, the rice was eaten, and the wine was drunk. * * * Now you tell me that your period is coming! ? May every sincere person be treated gently today.

Waiter, don't close the plate, I'm going to the bathroom!

You can get up from both sides in the morning.

Seventeen, "like the cat in the old alley, free, but no home." "The first time I heard people say that being single is so fresh and refined."

Eighteen, red envelopes were sent, flowers were sent, rice was eaten, and wine was drunk. * * * Now you tell me that your period is coming! ? May every sincere person be treated gently today.

19. The only advantage of single dog is that it can be heartless.

On the eve of Valentine's Day, Xiaoming was dumped by his girlfriend and felt very sad. Lao Wang advised him: Forget it, Phoebe is so sad. Forget her and find another one. What's the big deal? Xiao Ming said sadly, I can't forget it. In order to spend Valentine's Day with her, I bought her a lot of things, and all of them were paid in installments. ...

Twenty-one, don't say you are single dog, the dog is dead at your age.

Twenty-two, I remember last Valentine's Day night, I was lonely and bored, so I went to the cinema to watch movies ... I felt even worse when I saw them all in pairs. So I took out my cell phone, turned on the flash and took pictures everywhere. After a while, a big brother came slowly, took out a thick stack of money, took my hand and said, no matter who gave it to you, take this money and delete the photos quickly ... This year's lover is coming again, I will share this way of making money with you! Whether you can make money depends on yourself ... You're welcome!

It doesn't matter. You're not fighting alone. When you are lonely, please remember that there is Qian Qian's single dog behind you!

I am no longer single dog this summer. Please call me hot dog. Talk about funny, talk about encyclopedia.

Twenty-five, "Do you like keeping dogs?" "I like it!" "My family has a dog, and my parents dislike it, so I want to give it to you. Is that okay? " "Well, what dog?" "I am the only single dog."

Twenty-six, the person I want to marry in the future, do less things that are sorry for me on Valentine's Day, thank you.

Twenty-seven, show love is not so easy, single dog also has a Ta temper.

Twenty-eight years old, and now it's nothing to fall in love in college. How can you live in single dog when you see primary school students and junior high school students showing love every day …

Twenty-nine, it's my fault that I'm so handsome that I've made so many single dog homeless.

Thirty, Valentine's Day, what's the big deal, can we still be together next year? !

Thirty-one, let's call you single turtle. After all, at your age, several dogs have died!

Don't envy those who receive flowers and chocolates, because they will eat bananas and be shot at night!

I am not afraid to spend Valentine's Day alone, but I am afraid that the person I like will spend it with others.

Thirty-four, Valentine's Day is coming. Are you considering continuing to be a dog or being my boyfriend?

35. Everyone says I'm single. Hehe, that's funny. Isn't everyone the same? Are you body double?

36. Hope 14 The whole city was blacked out, which made those who sang, drank and went to bars to watch movies angry. Another heavy snow will freeze those who go shopping hand in hand. Finally, the police collectively made rounds and suffocated the people who wanted to check in. Anyway, 14 has nothing to do with me. February 14 I plan to rent two children. When I was walking on the road, I met a man named Dad and a woman named Mom. Is a couple that can be separated. Anyway, labor is not Valentine's Day!

Thirty-seven, what brothers and friends, hehe, I see through ... what you said is so beautiful, it's almost Valentine's Day in such a cold day, and I don't want to borrow my girlfriend to sleep for two days!

Don't always belong to single dog, single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single fool by IQ.

Thirty-nine, the second cup was half price, but no one came.

Forty, don't single dog go out in winter, it will become a bustling ice when it falls!

On Valentine's Day, I turned around and found the phone number of a girl who had a crush on me in middle school. I sent her a short message: If there is only one bowl of porridge, you drink half first, and I will put the rest in my arms to keep you warm ... A few minutes later, she replied with a short message: Who introduced you? Stay up all night

42. Asking what Valentine's Day is in the world is killing single dog.

Forty-three, in a student party, there is always a God-like single dog who can answer all love questions.

Forty-four, the other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog basin. I smashed your dog's head, messed up your kennel, took a look at your dog's face, closed your dog's door, and finally prepared to take your dog's life.

Forty-five, the husband asked his wife affectionately: Baby, what do you want me to give you for Valentine's Day? My wife said affectionately, I like everything you give me. Husband: Then I'll take you back to your mother's house. ...

Forty-six years old, I have been thinking about whether to change my personality orientation.

47. After military training, you are not single dog, but an excellent military dog.

Forty-eight, "Valentine's Day is coming, you single-learning dog haven't found the other half yet?" "Funny, then I also killed people in Tomb-Sweeping Day to pay homage?"

Forty-nine, I changed 10086 to my boyfriend, so I can always feel the concern from my boyfriend.

Fifty, as single dog, only static electricity rattles with me in winter.

51. "Don't ask me if I am single dog in the future. It is against heaven for us immortals to fall in love with mortals! " "* * *, now single dog can evolve into a roaring dog?"

She often gives emotional advice, but she is single dog herself.

53. What is pure Valentine's Day? Marry the right person, every Valentine's Day. Marry the wrong person, Tomb-Sweeping Day every day. Marry a lazy man every Labor Day. Marry a rich man and celebrate the New Year every day. Marry a playboy, every day Marry a naive, everyday Children's Day! Marry a liar, every April fool's day! If you don't get married, you want to have a holiday!

Fifty-four, Valentine's Day is coming soon. The whole world smells of love, and I am the only one who smells of single dog.

I am very busy on Valentine's Day. I want to sell flowers in the morning, condoms in the evening, and medicine in front of the hotel in the morning. Suddenly I feel that life is so hard. A week later, I began to sell pregnancy test sticks, a month later, I sent out leaflets about painless abortion, and then I sold postoperative health care products. Since then, he has become a general manager and CEO, married Bai, and embarked on the peak of his life.

Fifty-six, I am a Millennium single dog, and I have become a refined person.

57. Valentine's Day is coming, and I'm ready. Once I find those couples quarreling, I will sit on the edge and wait, either picking up roses, rings or maybe my mobile phone. As long as they dare to fall, I dare to pick it up! Pick it up and run so they can't get rid of it. If you are lucky, you may find a lover, and you will be excited just by thinking about it.