Funny talk about friends circle seconds praise

Funny talk about the circle of friends (selected 42 sentences) 1. The connection between people is like an electrocardiogram. Maybe when you open your circle of friends, you can only see a horizontal line. 2. When I was a teenager, I came out to earn money, from nothing to penniless, from penniless to heavily in debt. This is me, a different fireworks, I am me, and I see myself in a rage. No one is not tired, but everyone has different ways to vent, such as me: I am too lazy to talk. In fact, every time I lose my temper with you, I especially regret not hitting you. When I am pursuing Happyness, I am afraid that I am not at home, so I am always at home. 6. My emotions can be roughly divided into four categories; Eat too much, sleep too much, think too much and spend too much. 7. I admire these five kinds of people most: those who sit in the last row without glasses, those who write fast and beautifully, those who wear less clothes and keep their hands warm, those who learn to bully without paying attention in class, and those who don't go to work and have money. 8. Stop swearing? Get out? Change it directly? The world is so big, you should go and see it? . 9. High school is full of money and not enough sleep; College is not enough sleep and money; Now I'm at work, and I don't have enough money and sleep. 10. There are two egos in the world, one is intermittent, and the other is persistent degeneration and indulgence. 1 1. If someone asks me, how did I get through those difficult years? I only have one answer: there is a powerful spiritual force supporting me, called? Want to die but dare not? . 12. If you have a fever at home, you will stick to surfing the Internet. If you sneeze at school, you will think it is terminal cancer. 13. I can only do two things in my life, that is, I can't do this problem and that problem. 14. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better. 15. The exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when I handed out the paper, I decided to hide my strength again. 16. As soon as I entered the examination room, I collapsed. I cried when I saw the paper. I didn't take the exam, and I didn't get in. 17. I comfort myself every time I finish the exam. It's okay. It's all about participation. 18. As long as you have a class in your heart, you have a class wherever you go. 19. I miss the time when we slept in class, jumped after class and died in exams. 20. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again. 2 1. What's the name of an enemy? Other people's children? . He doesn't like playing games He always only knows how to study. 22. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but from Monday to Friday. 23. Learn to bully the sun, the goddess basks in the body, eats vegetables and snacks, the local tyrants bask in property, me, and smiles. At that time, I was poor all my life without going to college, but now I am poor immediately after going to college. 25. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination! 26. The secret of staying young is to have a restless heart. 27. What I like best is that the teacher digress in class, then talk, and then finish class. 28. At present, I am wasting time, I am wasting time, I am blurring the present and I am afraid of the future. 29. Your depression is melodramatic, your procrastination is lazy, your obsessive-compulsive disorder is idle egg pain, and your insomnia is not sleepy at all. 30. The only reason I am fat is that my small body can't hold my great personality. 3 1. The money in the pocket is the most affectionate and ungrateful, and the fat on the body is the most persistent. 32. We used to be husband and wife, but now we are mobile phones. A mobile phone in hand, forever. The mobile phone is not in hand, and there is no soul. 33. Every holiday, you will gain three kilograms. Take a closer look at three kilograms. Try hard to lose weight for half a year, and you will succeed in the New Year. 34. There are thousands of wardrobe clothes in Qian Qian, and only the new ones are the most beautiful. Actually, when I was a child, I was thin and not fat at all, but later I said? No leftovers? Ruined my life. 36. Most people are in the state that they can't learn, can't play, can't sleep well, and they are all wrong and eat too much. 37. A woman's life? When I was a child, I was naughty, grew up in Taobao, worked for gold, married rice, and was eliminated when I was old. Women, act quickly while you are still young. 38. Don't check on Baidu if you feel sick. I want to make a will every time I check out. 39. No job, no love, no makeup, no singing, no looks, no figure, no financial strength. I have been thinking about a question: what has supported me to live for so many years? 40. At home, I still insist on surfing the Internet when I have a fever. When I sneeze at school, I thought it was terminal cancer. 4 1. When you grow up, you master a special skill and don't learn other skills. You can sleep without sleeping pills during the day and get excited without stimulants at night. 42. If a man has no object, others will comfort him that women are demanding too much now; If a woman has no object, others will definitely say that she is too demanding.