Classic sentences that satirize men

1, I set your photo as the desktop of the computer on a whim, and the TMD actually got a computer virus!

2. You either have late puberty or early menopause.

I am completely desperate for such a wretched and retarded thing as you.

I'm sorry to make you laugh.

Do you dare to go out with that face? Your goal is to frighten to death one by one, right? Grab a telephone pole in the street, lift your hind legs, pee and see what you look like!

6. Do you have anything good? Tell me, make me happy.

7, in fact, how much I love to see you, you know, one day I can't see your slutty sister, it hurts.

8. A flock of geese are flying south and jumping west, and they see your face turned away. Look how scary your face is.

9. It looks very sci-fi and abstract!

10, why don't you look in the mirror and see yourself and cross-eyed? It's really your dad. How did your mother make you like this? Don't come out to scare people if you are ugly, okay? If you have a bad heart, you will be scared to death.

1 1, you idiot, look at your old prostrate prostitute.

12, with your understanding, you may not understand what I explained. So, you keep slim.

13, you are walking on a dog-step country road. You said that your voice, which was kicked to pieces by others, sang like a fucking adu.

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

15, your performance fully proves that your brain is incomplete.

Even if the truck hits you in front of me, I won't take you to the hospital! You waste oxygen.

17, you are the biggest pencil case I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

18, 18 Only when they have never done anything good in their lives will they know you, and even throwing them in the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.

19, I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim.

20. Even if you were the only woman in the world, I would rather have sex with someone else.

2 1, your mother took you shopping, and others asked: Elder sister, how much did you buy this monkey?

22. I said, what do you pretend to be all day long? Can you give me my cow back?

23, life is painful, more painful than imagined; Life is happy, even happier than imagined.

24. I wish your girlfriend an inflatable forever.

Don't worry, you can't get to that place by yourself, and you have to trouble the sanitation workers.

26, wearing a low-cut hand block, too selfless.

27. I thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you were just a scum in the sea of people.

28, no culture, at least someone has to talk, even people are not talking about people!

29. Give you away or occupy the place, even if it occupies the place, it pollutes the eyes of others. Can you stand the condemnation of your conscience?

30. When I was a child, I gave Altman more lasers, and my genes mutated and grew up. You can't play monsters like this, can you? You don't even need makeup!

3 1, no one will give you a step, move a chair yourself.

32. Who are you making faces with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

33. A woman like you is such a prick that she almost poked my contact eye off.

34. Children treat toys as friends, while adults treat friends as toys.

35. Don't cry at my grave, it stains my path of reincarnation!

36. Who are you making that face with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.