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fight only on paper—be an armchair strategist

1, I've been so poor all my life that I can't fulfill a dream. I hope to be treated gently by this world. What we want is a happy life, not being happier than others. If we think about this clearly, we can live more calmly and have a more balanced heart.

4. It is the true self who hits himself with an iron bar.

Childishness can die for dreams, and maturity can live in humiliation for dreams.

6. Watching the fun when I was a child. Grow up, grow up and see more.

7. Even if you are upset, pretend to be complacent and calm. Get used to it and it will come true.

8. Who doesn't have the Monkey King? After being suppressed by the outside world, in front of an ascetic monk who is not like a monk, I can't help but silently become a Sun Walker.

9. The sadness in the adult world is unimaginable.

10, at first glance, I don't know the meaning of the play, but it's already the people in the play who make trouble in the west.

1 1, 72 changes after hard training and 8 1 changes after laughing. Everything is worth it!

12, probably because of laziness. The bitterness of learning needs to be eaten actively, while the bitterness of life comes when you lie still.

13, the bitterness of life is to eat, and the bitterness of learning is to find trouble for yourself.

14. Looking back, you will find that every experience, every mistake and every failure has helped you become the person you should be.

An unexamined life is never worth living. Socrates

16, women just want to be cool, don't rely on men for everything.

17, thank you, and I wish you to be your own sun and not rely on anyone's light.

19, sometimes I really envy what others have. Actually, it's not that simple, but I can't see the efforts of others behind it.

20. I hope you can walk through a sea of people and swim across mountains, rivers and lakes.

Classic Quotations: I would like to spend my whole life and share a dream with you.

Lead: You still love me, although we all accept the reason for our final separation. You know I'll be sad, so even in the end, you still say it to me with a smile. Because of you, I still remember the young appearance of love, only you and my love, shelf life: forever.

1, you don't care, but this is the best I can give you.

Some people have nothing to say, but in the end they have nothing to say.

You don't have to be so cold. I never wanted to be entangled.

I also cried in the middle of the night and said that I would regret it if we were still together.

I don't know how sad it is to wait for someone who doesn't love me.

6. I smiled in a relaxed tone and said, just live a good life.

7. I like you for so long and left without saying goodbye.

8, flowers on the other side, flowers bloom and fall, flowers and leaves never meet, the corner of the road, the pain in my heart, never miss.

9. There is a kind of love called violent corpse on the street-fierce, and there is a kind of love called buried underground-dull.

10, saying "love you" and "good night" to you every day is what my last silence can do for you.

1 1, I would like to be poor all my life and share a dream with you.

12, don't you remember when we vowed to go to the end together in a firm tone?

13, a person will be tired if he takes the initiative for a long time. Maybe it will come to nothing, but I am willing to stick to it for you.

14, I never thought that your story would end here. The most beautiful love will continue in my memory.

15. Every time I lose you, I think you will die, but you will still be strong and alive.

16, a person lives only to wait for the best you are destined to be.

17, everyone has a dead end, they can't get out by themselves, others can't get in, I put the deepest secret there, you don't understand me, I don't blame you.

18, the pain is just that you haven't put it down, and you will come back to life with blood one day.

19, once upon a time, there was a person who loved you for a long time, but when it was time to leave, he didn't say goodbye.

20. Because of you, I still remember the young appearance of love, just you and me. Shelf life: forever.

2 1, I am slow to catch up, I stumble, I just hope to catch up with you in a mess.

22, a person's day, think of things that have been forgotten for a long time, and unspeakable names.

23. I shook my hand and sent a message of concern and greeting, but you only gave me a wink.

24. There are so many people who care about you. If one day you don't like me, you must tell me in advance, and I will leave well.

25. You still love me, although we all accept the reason for our final separation. You know I'll be sad, so even in the end, you still say it to me with a smile.

26. Happiness means that I love you and then you fall in love with me.

27. No one can be pure until the end, but remember, don't forget your original self.

28. The most beautiful thing in life is the process, the hardest thing is to know each other, the hardest thing is to wait, the happiest thing is true love, and the most regrettable thing is to miss it.

29. People are tired because they often hesitate between persistence and giving up.

30. Who doesn't learn to be strong when he is injured in love?

3 1, some people approached noisily, and some people smiled and walked away.

32, alive, the important thing is posture.

33, love is happiness, so simple, so difficult.

34. A person should be crazy once in his life, whether for a person, a relationship, a journey or a dream.

35. Time is always a bystander, and all the processes and results need to be borne by yourself.

36. Love often fails not in the big or big, but in the tiny life.

37. Sometimes, growth is not a process, but a moment.

No one can take away your pain, so don't let anyone take away your happiness.

True happiness is not living like others, but being able to live according to your own wishes.

40. The only way to liberate yourself from the past is not to look back.

Editor's note: There are so many people who care about you. If one day you don't like me, you must tell me in advance so that I can leave. The most beautiful thing in life is the process, the hardest thing is to know each other, the hardest thing is to wait, the happiest thing is true love, and the most regrettable thing is to miss it.

I would like to be poor all my life and share a dream with you.

1, I'm sorry that you finally learned not to remember my kindness.

You came for friendship, but you took away love.

I'm here for you. I don't care about going over mountains.

The best scene in my life is meeting you.

Every girl used to be a good girl, but she was hurt and didn't dare to worry about others.

6. I love you. I just lack the courage to want to be together.

7. Sometimes, I know something by chance, only to find that what I care about is so ridiculous.

8. Love for life or hate for life. After all, I want you to remember me for a lifetime.

I fell in love with you regardless of my life. Fortunately, so are you.

10, I would like to be poor all my life and share a dream with you.

1 1, I still say this, I still say this high-profile.

12, I dedicate all my love to the pride of your life.

13, some people, you think you can meet. Some things, you think you can go on forever.

14, you are like a cloud on the edge of that day, erratic and difficult to trace; You are like a ping in the water, flowing everywhere, which makes me hard to ponder.

15, love. Just like RMB, you don't care what year it was issued if you like it. Only if it's true

16, whatever you and I choose this season, these clips will be recorded in each other's memories.

Tell me about Daquan: You are a dream that I dare not chase or forget all my life.

1. Finally, the relationship with most people is: only take the flow without taking the heart. 2. Dead vines and old trees faint crows; School, no, go home; Beating, naked test, not hanging; Simply speak, talk and talk in your sleep; The grades are getting worse and worse, and those who fail the exam are at the end of the world. Sometimes silence is good, and you can pretend that you don't know anything. I'm not good enough to bear your troubles. 5. Later, my dream shrank and my desire shrank inappropriately. Travel-stained travelers just want to find a home. 6. You don't know how lonely I am without personal experience. 7. If I stand in front of you and don't talk, do you think I'm a little like before? 8. Why do parents always say: You are still young when they ask? But every time I make a mistake, they say, you are so old. 9. Come with me while the fog is still bright. 10. My roommate asked me: What would you do if the person you like was drunk in your bed: A stayed by her side; Help her eat a big meal; C kissed her gently; D XXOO, she. I chose D, and my roommate told me that I got it right. At this moment, another roommate came slowly: CDBA. Damn it, it's a complete mess! 1 1. You didn't come back as scheduled, which is the meaning of parting. 12. After the final exam, the teacher criticized me for my poor performance in class. He said: classmate, how did you get such a small score? You seriously delayed our class when the class averaged. I was puzzled after listening, so I raised my hand and asked, teacher, our class is not a pig, but also divided into front and rear legs. 13. In Chinese class, the teacher asked: There is an idiom saying that a person is innocent, but he has precious stones in his arms, so he is guilty and brings disaster. What's this idiom called? I stood up and answered: the wall was hit by lightning! 14. There are always people who can easily get what you have worked hard for a long time. 15. At first, every minute was wonderful. Everyone thinks that enthusiasm will never wane. 16. Do you think that someone has liked you for several years? 17. My greetings can change you from 4G to 2G. How much you hate me. 18. Jay Chou compared love to a tornado. I think this metaphor is very appropriate, because many people have never seen a tornado in their lives. 19. I did it, you are free! The t-shirt on the hanger said to the coat. 20. I am 1.87 meters tall, I can cook and wash clothes, I can repair elevators with eight abdominal muscles, and I never litter. My English is CET-8 and Japanese is CET-2. I fight with a black belt in Taekwondo, tear my dick and play with my wife. I usually like skiing, skydiving, gliding and bungee jumping. Of course, none of this matters. My best is bragging. 2 1. What should I do if my boyfriend returns the message slowly? It's my turn, I'll be back soon! It's not that I don't care about you, but that you don't tell me anything. 23. Just now on the bus, there were two handsome guys sitting in the back row. A bold woman deliberately walked over and stood by. If there are seemingly beautiful legs to seduce, the two boys look at each other. After several stops, the boy by the window finally looked up and said coldly to her, Miss, please be careful of your thigh and stop. This man is mine. 24. A dead whale was found on the grassland in East Yorkshire, England, 800 meters away from the nearest coastline! ! It has no artificial or natural scars. Presumably, it hoped to run aground and roll back to the sea, but unfortunately it rolled in the wrong direction. Please be kind to every road idiot around you. . 25. I'm the kind of arrogant petty act that I will never take the initiative even if I miss someone a thousand times in my heart. 26. You are a dream that I dare not chase and forget all my life.