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Humorous show of affection and how to express love. Just say it out loud.

Showing affection is actually a skill. Maybe the sweeter the show is, the faster the separation will be. So, how to express affection in a humorous way? I hope these sentences can help you. !

1. The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl come to meet each other in the sky, and the lovers underground pray for eternal love.

2. After getting to know you, I discovered that I can give so willingly.

3. With the emotion of passionate love, you wrote hot poems for me, turning them into the nectar of love with your heart.

4. Just thinking about talking to you makes me laugh like an idiot.

5. Warm sunshine, blue sky, long flowing hair and sweet smile. I miss you deeply and crazily, my heart is filled with tears.

6. I am willing to use gentleness to drive away the haze of this world for you.

7. I am online, you are offline, I leave, you wait, how long will it take for us to be connected forever and not be separated!

8. Every parting is nothing Tears of people. What we left to each other was the sound of the wind eating.

9. When we are angry and arguing, the lips of love kiss them without a trace, and my heart suddenly feels sweet.

10. I dare not look into your eyes, I am afraid that every look in my eyes is a confession.

11. Being with others is called the rest of your life, and only being with you is called the future.

12. You and I are destined to be together. Although I don’t believe it, I can’t help but believe it today.

13. Wife, thank you for your hard work and giving me such a cute baby.

14. Dewdrops will never break. They are the overflow of love and the infatuation of the heart. They will gather into a clear spring of love.

15. You will not love a woman because of her beauty, but she will become beautiful because of your love.

16. With you, my life is full of happiness. Shall we have dinner tonight?

17. If you get used to being weak, your heart will gradually become weaker. Get used to it. Without dependence, you will gradually forget how to rely on yourself.

18. My life is enriched because of you. Your presence makes the ordinary sunrise and sunset appear wonderful.

19. I just want you to be able to face everything easily. There are too many unsatisfactory things in life, so you must be able to take them and let them go.

20. Jealousy is the most obvious confession, waiting is the stupidest confession, and companionship is the longest confession.

21. If one day I become arrogant, please remember that no one ever took me into their heart.

22. You are truly a woman among women, every move and gesture is so tasteful.

23. If the earth becomes square, my love for you will not exist!

24. Love, just say it out loud, because you will never know, Tomorrow or the accident, which one will come first!

25. No contact, no longing, the last hope has been wiped out, the heart is tired, does it hurt? I don’t understand.

26. I put the oath in the palm of my hand, and we held hands and flew forward together. Let’s move towards the future together.

27. I love you, I really love you. I truly love you from the bottom of my heart.

28. Wine that is not light on true feelings can hold hands that do not miss you. I miss you till the end of time and forever.

29. One moon is you, two shadows are me and you. I am lucky enough to know you for three lifetimes, but four beauties are not as good as you!

30. The word "good" talks about men and women. Together, we will be a perfect match when we get married.

31. If I were a candle, I hope you were a fire, and I would burn for you.

32. I am waiting for a hand-holding love, a love that can carry us until we grow old and never say goodbye.

33. When I come under the moon, every ray of light is your concern; when I walk against the wind, every leaf is your warning.

34. You are already a part of my life. No one can come into my life except you!

35. You once fascinated me so much, and Now I decide to make it my forever, that is you!

36. How can I let others bully someone who I can’t bear to bully?

37. Your appearance is like a A star that lights up my life through the dark night.

38. If you really like me, can you declare to the world that you only love me.

39. I miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water and kiss you every day!

40. Deep love , the words are lingering, I love you without having to say it bluntly; the rain is misty, people are in love, if you understand, please call me soon.

41. After sending you a text message, I feel sweet all over. Put down the mouse and think about your thoughts, and say I love you today!

42. I tell you, one day, the woman lying next to you will be me!

43. I know that I am Not pretty enough, but thank you for liking me.

44. I can be happy several times when you smile once, but I feel sad for several years when I see you cry once.

45. From the moment I met you, I knew that the partner I was looking for in this life was you.

46. Your sunny smile made me fall in love with you the moment we met.

47. Be kind to a fool, because once he walks into your heart, it will be difficult for him to get out again.

48. You are the only one in the world, how can I be willing to give up.

49. My dear, I will always love you, because you are the most important person in my life.

50. My heart has been set aside for you, why do you still care about me?

51. When she is in a bad mood and loses her temper, hug her instead of arguing with her.

52. I feel like I have been secretly in love with you for a long time. I've been in love with you since before you were born.

53. There is always that one person. No matter how he treated you before, you will always find a reason to forgive him.

54. If the other person really likes you, he will be willing to do everything for you.

55. I don’t have any great merits as a person. I’m just going all the way to the dark side. I will only die to be good to you.

56. I can’t help but miss you a thousand miles away. Facing the north, I miss you in the spring season.

57. I will never forget you, and you will always have a place in the corner of my heart.

58. I miss you and your tenderness. Unknowingly, I have become dependent on you.

59. The future I want is to see you and the sunshine when I get up every morning.

60. Thoughts are like a river, flowing endlessly to the sea and to my heart.

61. The winter thunder shakes, the summer rains and snows, the mountains have no mausoleums, the heaven and the earth are united, so I dare to be with you.

62. Some people love with their mouths, but I love with my heart. Maybe I will lose a lot, but I will not regret it.

63. We never know where to go, and we wander to unknown places again.

64. Since the night gave me black eyes, the future of these eyes only depends on you.

65. So-and-so, let me tell you, I really like you.

66. No matter how long the years and hardships go through, as long as I have you in my heart, I will be sweet.

67. I want to monopolize all your tenderness and affection, and make your heart soft only for me.

68. I can’t give you anything except sincerity, but you don’t want it.

69. If we don’t love enough in this life, we will be able to live long in the next life.

70. Love each other but cannot fall in love, love each other but not love each other. We are in love and love each other, but we cannot stay together for a lifetime.

71. I want to shoot you with Cupid’s arrow and chop you with the knife of love!

72. I want to share with you when I am happy and have you by my side when I am sad.

73. You are a good person and a bad person. You are honest with me just to run for her.

74. Meeting you in this life is God’s greatest blessing to me. I will cherish this fate.

75. There is a little secret in my heart, do you want to know? Let the wind tell you quietly, I like you, I really like you.

76. Looking at you smiling, I suddenly realize that I am the happiest person in the world.

77. Nothing special, I just want to hear your voice and know if you are thinking of me as much as I miss you.

78. If one day you no longer love me, remember to tell me and I will leave quietly and not disturb your life anymore.

79. Waiting for you is very painful and tiring, but my love for you will never change.

80. The great wheel of time cannot erase my longing for you. Even if seas and rocks are destroyed, your figure will remain in my heart forever.

81. Missing is like the tears on the sleeves of my clothes that were wiped wet last night. Missing is like the leftover medicine for heart ailments that is difficult to treat on the desk beside my pillow.

82. At the end of the sky, in the corner of the earth, close friends are half scattered, and the remaining joy is gone with a ladle of wine. Don’t sleep in the cold tonight! I am missing you.

83. The mountains have no mausoleums, the seas have dried up, and the winter thunders tremble before I dare to break up with you! This is love.

84. If one day. I understand love. It must be because of you.

85. There are many people who like you, and I am not the only one who likes you. There are very few people who I like, except for you.

86. Loneliness is not something you are born with, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone.

87. The traces traced by fingers on the blue sky warm the sunshine, warm the eyes, but moisten the heart.

88. I just want to have a humble crush on you, and I have never thought about crossing this line.

89. In fact, it is difficult to love someone, but it is a pity that he does not understand that.

90. I feel that everything in the world belongs to me because you fell in love with me.

91. I think there must be many people who have a crush on me, because no one has confessed to me after so many years.

92. Look at the clouds in the sky, piled together. Look at you lying on the ground, smiling face.

93. Sometimes my ears are not very good, so you can bite my ears and whisper.

94. If relevant laws are introduced, I hope to marry you, even though it is just a piece of paper.

95. Do you know that you are light? I will be hurt if I hug you, but I still don’t want to give up on you.

96. When I am lonely, I always think of you.

97. Looking into your eyes, I see the sea and the blue sky; I also see a beautiful future.

98. Love can never promise anything, only the true feeling.

99. Because I know I can’t live without you, I will cherish you more.

100. Love, it turns out, has no name. What I have been waiting for before meeting you is its name.