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Talking about holidays.

1. In the past, a group of people had a holiday together, but now the holiday time of this group of people is different.

I always want to play computer at school, but I can only stare blankly at the computer when I have a holiday. ...

A group of children on vacation are loitering on their way to and from work, really trying to steal their youth.

If the holiday is the reason to support me to go to school, then accompanying you to death is the reason for me to live!

I don't have dozens of papers and seven or eight winter vacation exercise books in my hand these days, so I'm embarrassed to tell people that school is on holiday.

6. When my parents are not around, I always feel that the rebellious period has long passed; Not long after I came home from vacation, I found myself "young" again!

7. I should give my heart a few days off and think about the future and my life in five years by myself.

The holiday is coming soon, but I didn't take the English exam. Tomorrow is the exam, empty campus, empty heart. Same as before.

9. I just pray that God will give my heart an annual leave so that I won't remember him this year. I'm so tired, so tired ... I can't lose it, and I can't turn back.

10. coming back to work after a holiday feels like a student starting school. There are only two words to describe the feeling at this time, and that is ... pain.

1 1. After the holiday, we will go camping together, and we will watch the stars together when it gets dark.

12. You can live more easily by abolishing all holiday contents and keeping only holidays!

13. The closer I get to the end of the term, the more I miss you. I won't go to see you because of the holiday.

14. For me, all kinds of festivals mean nothing except holidays.

15. I want to study during the holidays. I want to study for the holidays. My hands itch when I don't do my homework, and my teeth itch when I do my homework. Needless to say, I am such a tangled child.

16. I look forward to going to school when I have a holiday, and I look forward to a holiday when I go to school. You can't live in the present ...

17. The so-called holiday, the family hates it, has no money to go out, and has extra leisure every day. ...

18. Humans are so boring that they have to take exams before holidays!

19. I have homework during the holiday, but I can't do it!

20. China's holiday principle: what you owe will be paid back after all!

2 1. The consequence of making up more lessons is that even the holidays feel unreal.

22. The so-called holiday is just to do your homework in another place.

23. It's good to be a child. You will have a holiday after reading it.

24. It's only after a holiday that I find that only those who love you will keep in touch with you. ...

25. At the end of every holiday, you always ask sincerely if you can come again. I must be sick, holiday syndrome.

Holiday mood, talk about working holiday mood, talk about it.

1. Keep your hair long for a few years and cut it every five minutes. I forgot all the knowledge I had learned for several years as soon as I had a holiday.

2. "What did you take to school"? "A heart ready for a holiday"

The holiday is coming, which the students are looking forward to most. These hours belong to them completely, but there is one thing that can't make them have fun, and that is holiday homework.

The better others do, the easier it is for you to get out. So many times, you should be grateful to those who don't care about you at all. My heart is more sad than not dying, but it is better to die completely.

5, lying in bed playing mobile phone, I slapped myself when I thought that I hadn't touched the book for a long time after the holiday and was still distracted by playing mobile phone.

6. Class is for class, and school is for vacation. Without the support of such a great mind, I can't imagine how I have the courage to come to school.

7. Holidays are the happiest days for every child. I am a student who is about to enter junior high school. This holiday is particularly relaxing and enjoyable for me.

8. Everyone is studying how to get in at the beginning of school. I'm already studying when to have a holiday.

9. It took a holiday to find that only people who love you will keep in touch with you.

10, a thought into joy, flowers everywhere; I miss you inch by inch when I think about it.

1 1, Happy holidays. The winter vacation is coming. I'm so happy! During the winter vacation, you can go anywhere you want. Without the constraints of the school, winter vacation is really a paradise for children! There is a traditional festival of our Chinese nation in winter vacation-Spring Festival, which is also a day that our primary school students look forward to all the year round. You can get a lot of red envelopes again! The more you think about it, the happier you are!

12, the happy winter vacation has begun! Under the guidance of my parents, I began to learn to be a "qualified citizen". Through my study, I know that to be a "qualified citizen", I should not only study hard, but also study hard in many aspects of my life.

13, the ecstatic paradise can't help smiling, and Tao Tao is happy and happy.

For me, this holiday is the longest and most meaningful.

15, my holiday-full of happiness! Life is ordinary and beautiful!

16, I want to go back to that first meeting, just looking at you and secretly falling in love. -"Lonely and empty court, spring comes late"

17, in order for everyone to have a happy holiday without burden, we can ask teachers to assign less homework. Spend more time playing and less time doing homework, so that the holiday will really become our "happy paradise" instead of "homework hell".

18, my concept of holidays is that my charger has never been idle.

19, true happiness is neither ecstasy nor pain. Is a long stream of water, blue sea without waves, to be an ordinary person among all sentient beings and enjoy the happiness of life for a moment. -San Mao "The rainy season is no longer coming"

20, the most sad thing is to like a person, like too seriously, but in front of him.

2 1, the current holiday, summer vacation is the same as winter vacation, winter vacation is the same as National Day, National Day is the same as May Day, May Day is the same as weekend, and weekend is the same as no weekend. In a word, a holiday is like farting.

22. Holidays are expected and desirable. Every time the holiday approaches, the students are always absent-minded, counting the time and looking forward to the holiday. I am no exception, because holidays are happy and free.

Although the colorful holiday has passed, it is still hard to forget in my mind.

24. Numbness is more terrible than sadness, because it is the residual pedicel on the land where sadness grows. Emily? Emily Dickinson

25. Because of the hot weather and the devil's training class, it is no wonder that some students don't like holidays, and my holiday life is very different from others. This year's holiday is both relaxed and enjoyable. It is also very meaningful.

26. No matter how boring the holidays are, I don't want to go to school. Just like loving you is helpless, I don't want to let go.

27. People who love you are afraid of not giving enough, while those who don't love you are afraid of asking too much.

28. You may meet many people who make you feel excited, but you will never meet anyone who makes you feel at ease.

29. Not all pain can be shouted out, and not all love can be expressed. Don't show your sadness too much, because no one lives more easily than anyone else.

30. I am the kind of person who likes to be alone, or the kind of person who doesn't suffer from being alone. I don't talk to anyone for an hour or two every day. It's not boring to run or write an article alone. I prefer reading or listening to music quietly by myself rather than working with others. I can think of many things that only one person needs to do. -Haruki Murakami When I talk about running, what am I talking about?

3 1, the so-called holiday is that the family is suspected, there is no money to go out, and every day is extra free.

32. On holiday, Shen Xue is brushing the questions, the schoolmaster is brushing the homework, and the schoolmaster is brushing the dynamics.

33. If you want to know yourself, look at other people's actions. To understand others, look inside yourself first. Schiller

For us, having a holiday means doing our homework in a different place.

No one will wait for you for four or five years except in movies. To put it bluntly, feelings are things that you can't have without contact.

About holidays, about holidays, about mood phrases.

Talking about holidays.

1, wandering in excitement and loss.

2.zgg: Summer vacation is to give us a holiday, not to assign a lot of homework.

3. The report card is the most destructive during the holiday.

4, the holiday business has not been successful, students still need to work hard!

The students who graduated from junior high school are so naive. Do you think you have a holiday? This is called three years' imprisonment, suspended for two months.

6. After the holiday, we happily don't listen to the teacher's homework or when the school starts. Now just ask your classmates when school will start.

7. It's a holiday. How fast! It's time for junior high school students. I miss those happy days.

8. Every teacher says it's a holiday, but I always break my word when I make less arrangements. .........

9. The excitement of this summer vacation is not the holiday, but "ipartment IV".

10, "Actually, I don't have high requirements for the school." "What requirements?" Take a vacation for six months at a time, twice a year.

1 1, I want to start school on holiday and miss class!

12, there is no holiday on New Year's Day, we just changed places to do our homework.

13, he didn't have a holiday, but I'm going back to school today. I stayed 99+ for him last night and didn't go to bed until the early hours of the morning.

14. Is Ying-ai unhappy after the holiday? Why am I full of sadness? Maybe it's because I can't look at you from a distance after the holiday.

15, you told me that there was a surprise during the holiday, but it was definitely not what I wanted. That's my secret.

16, headmaster, it's a holiday! If terrorists come to school, those old men at the school gate can't resist.

17, I haven't written my homework for the New Year holiday yet @

18, when I have a holiday, I forget what day it is. I can't tell what I did yesterday from what I did today ... It's really hard to think about school every day!

19, I went out to play on holiday, and my wallet was not even. My mother took some money out of her purse to get a haircut. The next day, my mother put the 200 yuan in her wallet on the table, just as my mother gave breakfast money when I was in middle school.

20. I don't have dozens of papers and seven or eight homework these days, and I'm too embarrassed to tell people that school is on holiday.

2 1, some teachers are really addicted. I copy my homework. Why did she say I copied other people's homework? It better be empty. I handed in my homework empty-handed, and she said I would.

Holidays are a good medicine to cure all bad moods? (? _ )

23, National Day holiday for eight days can't express our love for the motherland.

24. Why do you have a good impression on reading as soon as you have a holiday? How about having a holiday while studying? People ask me where I study, and I want to go to primary school, Class ll, Grade 6 ~ ~ ~

25. I hope someone will urge me to sleep at school and stay up with me during the holidays.

Talking about mood phrases in holidays

1. As soon as I have a holiday, I will have no morning. .

Last year, during the Chinese New Year holiday, mom, husband and children all went home, and dad cooked the meal early and waited for us. When I think back to the year and a half when my mother looked after the children in my house, my father was alone at home, but every time we went home, he would cook a big table of dishes. Loneliness and waiting were the normal state of my father's year and a half. Every time I think about it, my heart aches. Dad, it's Spring Festival again. What did you eat there? You won't be lonely with grandpa, or you have forgotten that we have forgotten everything and have a new life.

I made many ambitious plans before the holiday, but none of them were completed after the holiday. .

The holiday is coming, we have a holiday, but our parents are still at work.

5. If you train, the sun will shine; If you have a holiday, it will rain; If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

6. The holiday is coming to an end. It's winter and it's snowing. You must look super beautiful with a scarf and a red nose.

7. After a holiday, I watched Xueba enter a key high school, watched Xueba date every day for love, and then looked at me. What am I?

8. [Do you have to make up lessons after the holiday, does the Education Bureau know]

9. How can the seven-day National Day holiday express my deep love for my country?

10, not a close friend, the relationship will not be iron; We can't write short messages unless they are true; A greeting that does not reach the goal is a post; We all have a holiday problem that does not aim at holidays. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival holiday!

1 1. When you hear the typhoon holiday, put down your pen decisively.

12, I really envy my friends at home. I can go sightseeing after the National Day holiday. People like us who live in scenic spots every day simply can't feel the excitement of going out to play.

13、? I want to have a holiday when I go to school, and I want to go to school when I have a holiday. This is what students think now.

14, the section chief said so, is it necessary for the motherland to marry another stepmother and take a few more days off?

15, I used to have a holiday, but now it's all bullshit!

16, I'm very excited at the thought of having two more holidays.

17, from elementary school to college, what remains unchanged is a heart that doesn't want to take exams but just wants to have a holiday.

18, [Raise your hand if you have this idea: you want to have a class on holiday, and you want to have a holiday when you start school. ]

19, the teacher is not cool at all, not awesome at all, and there are so many homework assignments.

20. Hey, school will start again after the holiday.

2 1, the winter solstice, I wonder how many restaurants in the harbor will have holidays today for me to catch up with. On the whole, I'm lucky this year. Wish yourself good luck.

22. It is better to study at school on holiday, because no one plays at home. At school, a group of brothers

23. I hate the teacher saying that there is no homework during the holiday. As a result, he said that when he returned to school, he had to check all the exercise books and homework. You can't lie when you are a teacher! angry

24. On June 1st, I wish you a holiday, have fun, grasp your health and be as happy as a flower. I'll pick it for you, little fool, because everyone loves you and praises you. Happy Children's Day.

25. What does it mean after the summer vacation? School is about to start. Wrong, it means that the winter vacation is coming. .

Talk about the personality of the festival. Talk about jokes about festivals.

1, I don't want to go to school on holiday. It's too painful to go to school, and I want to have a holiday. Damn it, it's so tangled

2. Oh, my God. What should I do? I was bored before the holiday. Is it a psychological problem or something?

I am on holiday, and I am very relaxed. The only regret is that I can't see you.

The teacher is too kind to us. We have a holiday. Let's get our grades back and make our parents "happy" with us.

5. I have a holiday, watching Xueba enter a key high school, watching Xueba date every day for love, and then looking at me. What am I?

6. Have you eaten irregularly since the holiday?

7. Why don't you have a holiday at Christmas? Because it's not from China, it's because Shrimp Tanabata is from China, but it doesn't have a holiday! Because the school forbids puppy love. . .

8, 38, girls have a holiday, all with the movie tickets issued by the company. There are only a few single men left in the whole building ...

9. We had a holiday the day before yesterday ~ There was no winter vacation homework ~ You haven't taken the exam yet! There is no homework here. ...

10, train tickets are more difficult to buy. Go to the station to buy tickets ten days before school starts. While waiting in line, I heard a brother ask the conductor if he had a bus to Shanghai. The conductor calmly said to the speaker, Yes, the tickets are gone.

1 1, honey, I fell in love with another girl. She is beautiful, white and tender, and has a good figure. Kissing her is like tasting delicious food. After the Dragon Boat Festival holiday in two days, she asked me to bring her to see you. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival.

12, I did a lot of housework for three days, and then I watched three movies, namely Friends and Pancake Man. No one expected drama, but it did not lose the elegance of English drama. Mr. Liu commented yesterday (it was after 5060, but it reflected the mood of the whole country). I didn't watch the pancakes before they were released, but now I find Dapeng is an absent-minded good actor, and Ada is still so beautiful. I think the drama that will eventually catch fire is also the missing part of everyone's heart.

13, hate Mid-Autumn Festival, hate National Day. I hate other people's holidays, but I have to work. Hate hate hate ~ ~ ~

14, Bang Bang, did you hear the sound of heartbreak? May Day may not be a holiday. The ground is broken.

15, I have been doing these boring things repeatedly since the holiday: eating and sleeping, playing and eating and sleeping. . If you go on like this, you will become a lazy pig. . . .

16, in fact, there is nothing wrong with sleeping at home, doing homework and playing computer during the holiday.

17, holiday, Chinese New Year, growth, school, you lost, sad, only to find that I lost a lot.

18, I finally have a holiday, and I don't have to read so many lies anymore. I believe they are also happy.

19, during the holiday, please give me a photo of you and stick it in front of my house to ward off evil spirits!

20. Damn it! No matter how we grow up, we will still have a holiday on June 1 this year!

2 1, all I can do when you are away is pester my friends and go out to play as soon as I have a holiday. Only in this way can I feel the time.

22. Fat students whose summer homework is in vain! It's time to lose weight for summer homework.

23. This is breakfast, lunch and dinner. In the evening, I went out shopping and watched movies with my colleagues and broke a bowl of noodles. I only ate half of it. Sinful! I feel that this day has been wasted! I will go home on holiday tomorrow, and my mother will nag me to death if I don't eat. I decided to change my diet, eat less and do more exercise at night!

24. Today is Children's Day, and you are specially approved: bite your fingers one day, pee one day, wear a Chinese-style chest covering to show off one day, want to eat one day, give yourself a holiday, cry if you want, and laugh happily one day! Have a nice holiday.

25, what a nuisance! I miss my baby very much. When will you have a holiday? I brought my baby over to play, but my cruel husband said that the economy was not good, but my baby wanted to come, which disappointed me and my baby every time.

26. Going to school thinking about holidays, eager to go to school.

27. I want to see the sea during the National Day holiday, but there is no company.

The holiday is coming soon, and I have to send out my report card. I'm great at school. My parents need to know.

29. I hate holidays, because I won't see him during holidays. ......

30. Who, like me, only knows what day it is when I study and forgets it when I have a holiday?

Before the accident, he asked his mother for 300 yuan to go on holiday at the weekend. The money was still in his clothes until he died.

32. The school is a place where holidays are postponed.

33. I announce a message: "Students in Grade Two will have a holiday in a few days, and you will graduate one year later."

34. Hey, I played LOL today. After I finished playing, I found that the pupils had another fucking holiday. .

35. "Life" is-class is over; School is over; Vacation; Graduated; Fully mixing; Old; Regret; Dead.

36. The Spring Festival is coming, so I won't tell you when I will have a holiday. I'm scared every day. It's difficult to go home and take CET-6 tomorrow afternoon. I haven't done any questions. I have a welcome party tonight, which will be very late.

37. Wine, candles and dinner. What a wonderful New Year! Only your wallet is missing! Friends, happy National Day!

38. It's a holiday. Why can't you sleep suddenly?

The eight-day National Day holiday can't express our love for our motherland.

40. "Boss, is Tomb-Sweeping Day on holiday?" "Put what put! On the Day of the Dead, all living people have to work! " "all right."

4 1, I like taking classes, but I hate attending classes. I hope that without holidays, graduation and teachers, the school will be our world.

42. Accept others' blessings gladly during the holidays, and be embarrassed to refuse the teacher's homework during the holidays.

43. Every time the teacher says that there are more school holidays this semester, you should study hard. Isn't it you who talks nonsense every time? .

44. 【 Give me a holiday to forget his courage 】

45. The dog who goes to work without a holiday on May Day is the most glorious.

46.—— The female man who went home on holiday and got the mobile phone 1 1 point night traffic showed up for me.

47. The pure meaning of a holiday is to do your homework in another place.

48. Happy Dragon Boat Festival ~ Dragon Boat Festival is about Zongzi ~ What's important is a festival ~

49. Holidays are not good at all. It's different from school. Just do your homework somewhere else+103 1893373.

50. "Mom, it's half past seven. Why didn't you call me? ! I am going to be late! " "Isn't there a graduation holiday?"