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Sleepy, funny, tell me.

It is fun to doze off.

Whether it's an ancient country full of trees and grass or a brightly lit market, there is an eternal truth: the same rice, a hundred people. ... Weibo proved that I was on duty and didn't doze off.

I can't sleep at home and always doze off in class.

I know I will doze off in class tomorrow, but I will stay up late and surf the Internet without hesitation.

Freshmen on campus: students who repeat grades are called "international students", those who have money at home are called "rich students" and those who doze off in class are called "poor students"

One day, you will find that your parents can no longer help you with your homework; One day, you will find that they fly very fast and are panting from a distance; One day, you will find that busy parents don't want to go out again; One day, you will find that your parents are always unable to lean back in their chairs and constantly doze off. You will understand what time has lost them and what they have gained for you.

I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I start to doze off in class. Children born after 90 are really helpless.

Sleep when you are sleepy, and commit crimes when you are sleepy; Sleep well when you are sleepy and dizzy and can't stand the injury. I wish you a good sleep, good health, happy work and happiness!

Work, boredom, daze, drowsiness.

White plus black: hanging subjects during the day, not sleepy; Hang a subject at night and sleep soundly.

I don't know if it's hot weather, thick clothes, weak wireless, sleepy ... it's time to take off long pants.

Happiness is coming home from school and dozing off in the back seat of the bus.

Don't live too tired, too busy and too tired; Don't be too expensive to eat, and don't waste what you want to wear; I am restless, get together with friends, doze off and fall asleep. A calm heart is always the most beautiful, and I am very happy every day.

Insomnia and illness every night. You are smart, happy, free, sleepy, kind and careful. You are selfish. Have a good sleep.

Last year, I spent the Mid-Autumn Festival alone, not sleepy; I went home this Mid-Autumn Festival and slept soundly.

Zhou Qian didn't bring his keys last night. Her boyfriend sent her downstairs to my house, and then estimated that she was drunk. She always tells me to open the door. Smells like alcohol and tobacco ~ She slept with my money tonight, bug ~

The wind is blowing gently, the moon is flying high, cricket is cooing, I can't sleep, I miss you for a long time, and loneliness is always lingering. It is precisely because you are not around that I have no regrets in my life. I walked hand in hand before and created a beautiful sun.

I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, I doze off at work, and I feel refreshed after work.

The prodigal son came back, not because of you, but because he was tired. It's like being sleepy, meeting a pillow and going out on a sunny day. But because of your words, it is enough to make her feel a sense of accomplishment.

Is there a dog who wants to doze off as soon as he gets to work, but can't catch up as soon as he gets off work?

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