It's funny and natural for people to leave their mobile phone numbers and say they don't know how to say it.

I don't know how to say it is funny. My roommate passed the driver's license test several times, so he held a celebration party and invited us to dinner. In the meantime, he told the truth. It turned out that he got his driver's license by looking for connections. I smiled, and then he said to drive later, and he sent us on our way. What do you mean? I always feel something is wrong.

Humor makes people leave their mobile phone numbers. When I grow up, I will hold your hands and feet and give you an injection.

My 4-year-old son had a fever yesterday and went for an injection. "Don't fight, don't fight", whoa, whoa ... Little nurse: Hold her hands and feet. The son stopped crying at once and looked directly at the little nurse and said, you can only have injections all day. When you grow up, I will give you an injection by pressing your hands and feet, and the little nurse will laugh and spray.

Let people leave their mobile phone numbers in QQ. How to publish more elegantly? I lost all my friends' phone numbers because I changed my phone number (or lost my phone). I hope everyone will leave their mobile phone numbers for easy contact.

Skills of using QQ:

Change the real geographical location

As we all know, many QQ are now versions that display IP and geographical location, so that their location is exposed. In fact, hiding your location is very simple, just use a proxy server. Don't treat it as a very complicated matter. It is recommended to download "QQ agent publisher" and choose agent instead of socks, because the former is much faster than the latter. After finding a useful proxy, select "LAN access" as the internet access type in the network settings, and then select use proxy server below, fill in the address and port number and confirm.

2. Non-members form free organizations

Now the new version of QQ can establish a free alumni record. To put it bluntly, it is actually a free group with a quota of 50 people. A QQ number can create up to 3 such groups. Haha, a big advantage of membership is lost like this! The method is simple. Just right-click "Group/Alumni Record" and select "Create Alumni Record". Then you will enter the website, choose any school to enter and set up classes at will. Then you will find that you already have a group. Just like a group of members, you can add friends to join, or you can tell others the group number to let others join. This is a free permanent group, so it is easy to get.

3. Wake up Q friends in the game

Sometimes we send several messages to our online friends, but the other party doesn't respond at all. It is probably that he is playing games on QQ. How do you get him out? Simple! As long as you "invite the other party to chat with you by voice and video" or "send a file to the other party", the QQ window of the other party will automatically pop up, which is difficult for the other party to see and effective for most games.

The mobile phone received text messages from different people, saying that I left my mobile phone number at the cat's paw. I've never been to a cat flutter, let alone leave my mobile phone number. You have to change your mobile phone number.

Do I need to leave my mobile phone number to make friends?

How can I send my mobile phone if I lose it? This is very interesting. When you associate with your daughter-in-law, she is a woman. Since she got married, her personality has shrunk a lot.

One day she was nursing and the child bit her. Shit, her backhand is a slap in the face.

Damn it, bite me! See me one leng one leng.

Did you attack ... leave your mobile phone number ... if you just want to chat, say attack? Can not understand

I want to ask my friends to leave their mobile phone numbers. Dear friends, due to my mistake, I lost your mobile phone number. I apologize to you here. If I am important to you, please resend all your mobile phone numbers to me.

Young man, dare you leave your mobile phone number to say good night? First of all, your writing is still immature. I hope you can understand.

1 spring.

We are like insects that have just been awakened and just got up from the ground. Want to find the vitality of new life, but face all the empty sighs. This is a big change.

It's like just listening to a concert. What remains in my heart is shock and awe. From the face plate to the bone marrow, from the outside to the inside, there is a refreshing or strong taste.

It feels like year after year, really, year after year

My favorite night scene.

How beautiful nature is, whether it is day (evening) or night, it will bring us beautiful (but different) scenes and add a lot of fun to our lives. I like to stand on the roof and watch the night scene when night falls, but sometimes what I see is not what I like, because the city lights are too dazzling and strong, and I can't see any scenery.

My favorite night scene is quiet, with no bright lights, only the bright moon hanging high in the sky, surrounded by twinkling stars. I must sit by the pond and enjoy such a beautiful starry sky. Fireflies in the pond fly happily with small lanterns. The frog sitting on the lotus leaf hums a few ditties from time to time. The naughty little fish chased and played for a while, then stopped to listen to the frog hum. Their tails also swung a few times with the music, throwing all the water on their tails onto the lotus leaves and suddenly forming small drops of water. The water drops slide down in one mouthful, and under the irradiation of firefly lanterns, they really look like sparkling pearls!

A breeze brought fresh air, and the air was still wet with soil. Ah, it's really breezy. It is like a quiet lullaby, quietly trying to hypnotize everything. Fireflies stopped and flew away, probably to their comfortable little beds; The frog also stopped singing and jumped off the lotus leaf; The fish chased each other and swam away. I yawned and the stars blinked, indicating that it was time for me to go to bed.

I said helplessly, "Beautiful night scene, good night ..."

3 Adult love

I stayed in Jiaxing all afternoon, ready to go to my aunt's house for dinner.

Sitting on the bus, I think my aunt and uncle have probably finished eating so late. Suddenly, I heard a sigh: "Alas, it's raining!" " "I suddenly looked at it, and sure enough, the most worrying thing happened: there were already raindrops on the ground. I hate rain most at ordinary times. It's almost time to arrive at the station. I thought, forget it, I won't get off. I'll go back by bus and transfer directly to my home. In this way, you don't have to get wet in the rain. I borrowed it from my uncle next to me. I called my aunt and told her that I wouldn't come because of the rain, so as not to worry her. But my aunt asked me to go to the station to take shelter from the rain, and the rain soon stopped. I want to give my aunt a guarantee. I didn't expect my aunt to give it to me first.

When I arrived at the station and the car door opened, I only heard a familiar voice calling me. At first glance, my aunt has arrived at the station, waiting for me with an umbrella. I don't know what to say at the moment. Aunt handed me a big umbrella and said with concern, "Wait!" I said reproachfully, "Aunt, you don't have to give me an umbrella. I think the rain will stop soon, really! " My aunt led the way and said, "You won't freeze to death if you wear a short-sleeved shirt on such a cold day!" " ! Watch out for the car and go where there is no water. "My aunt still thinks of me. In order to let me walk on the dry road, she wore those old shoes and "dripped" in the rain. Although my body is cold, my heart is warm. Think about it, what is it like to let an aunt in cloth shoes give an umbrella to a healthy teenager on rainy days? For a moment, I felt that I owed my aunt too much, and I was too ignorant.

Adults think of young people. What have we done for them? Thought of here, I bowed my head in shame.

It is raining harder and harder. When I came to the balcony of my aunt's house, I saw someone still rushing forward regardless of the wind and rain. The heavy rain will not weaken the inconvenience caused to people at all. In this case, the family's concern is the most real and touching. In the rain, an ordinary and touching story is happening. In this way, this incident left a beautiful page in my memory.

1) island

The wind is gentle and the island is quiet. ...

Standing on an isolated island, I looked at the vast sea of people, within reach and out of reach. A sea of people, so moving, so lively, can not be completely quiet for a moment. It seems boring to hear the chirp every minute, but I hope to blend in with them and become one of them. The fate of an isolated island doomed me to be lonely, lonely and lonely all my life. ...

I was eager for excitement, so I fled the island. Even at the cost of losing an eye, I still go forward without hesitation. I naively thought that as long as I fled the island, I could get out of loneliness and live a colorful life that I had been longing for for for a long time. ...

But the reality is always cruel. ...

I walked into the crowd. I opened my only eye wide. I wanted to see colorful things clearly, including people. I prefer to talk to those people, but as long as I get close to them, they will run away, just like I do to an island.

I didn't care at first, because there were so many things that made me curious. Slowly, my curiosity faded. I found that loneliness attacked me again. So far, I haven't really talked to the so-called people, but others have been calling me crazy, cyclops and so on.

Although I don't care on the surface, my lonely heart is sad for a touch ... so-called human words can be said. Finally, I fled back to the island and lost my other eye. ...

The wind is still gentle, the island is still quiet, I feel the island with my heart, and loneliness becomes wonderful music. ...

Lonely, lonely, lonely ... I whispered, and a drop of salty water dripped from the corner of my eye. ...

……

Senior high school composition (2) Taste tears

My eyes are moist and moist, because I am moved, so I love the feeling of being full of water droplets, even if it hinders my beauty!

17 years old, learn to be responsible for your actions and grow up, so you force yourself to be strong every time, and tears are the embodiment of cowardice. I don't allow myself to cry. For a long time, I have forgotten the last time I shed tears and the taste of tears. I remember that tears are ugly, so I can't cry. ...

Unexpectedly, however, at the age of 17, I only shed tears for a trivial matter. ...

Our school system prohibits students from charging with chargers and reading in the corridor after lights out. Rebellious I charged behind the teacher. As a "night owl", I don't want to stare at the ceiling for an hour every night before falling asleep.

Maybe this year, I had a fight with him, so I rushed three times and got caught twice. I can't help but sigh: but he died before he could conquer, and the heroes cried on their coats from now on. When I was caught by the headmaster and the head teacher for the first time, I really wanted to give up and claim it, but my strong thoughts didn't allow me to escape.

"Men do things, dare to do things" is my motto, although I am not a man. I still went with the great spirit of "the wind blows and the water cools, and the strong men are gone forever." Although I was only warned that time, my gentle Chinese teacher's stern eyes stung my weak hands and feet and my lips kept fighting.

It was discovered by the teacher for the second time and handed over to the class teacher. I know the head teacher is easy to talk to, which is better for us. It is because of good that I have the face to claim it. I am afraid that her eyes are full of blame and disappointment, and I am even more afraid that her gentle smile and caring eyes will not appear in front of me. I really want to be a coward. I'm ready to be a coward once. It was the appearance of the head teacher that stopped me. She still uses a gentle smile and caring eyes. There is no reprimand or harshness in her words, only understanding and guidance.

I was so touched that I excitedly said thank you to her in a hoarse voice, and then hurried into the classroom. Sitting in my seat, my eyes are wet, and the wet water drops flow on my face, which is cold and warm.

I know I am in tears. If I shed tears, I will be a coward. This time I allowed myself to be a complete coward. ...

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Essay (3) Tomb before BC

There are flowers in front of the tomb, which are blooming brightly. The red flower, like blood, is about to drop! The doll stood in front of it, and the weeds half a person's height flooded her lower body, even the red shoes on her feet. ...

The doll stared at the flower as if her life belonged to the fusion with the flower. The wind blew up her long blue hair and covered her eyes staring at the flowers. She dialed it gently, stared at the flowers and threw them into the ancient tomb.

There is only one monument in the ancient tomb, which is very common. If you put it with many tombs, it may be ignored at first, but as long as you pay attention, you will find that this tomb is engraved with "My beloved wife-Diana's tomb" and signed with "De Ma Stair in the first year of BC", but the monument is as new as it was just erected, and even the dust in the air has never fallen on it. ...

The doll looked at the tablet computer and turned away. She left, walking slowly, completely unable to see her body swinging. She stepped out of the weeds, revealing her lower body-one foot, no, a foot composed of two feet, bigger than ordinary people, revealing scarlet shoes at her feet. ...

If you write it here,

Hehe, I took out my high school notes and found that I was really inattentive in high school class. I actually wrote a lot of long essays, reflecting my mood and emotional life at that time ... It turned out that I was still rich in high school. Because of the college entrance examination, I was afraid to recall my life at that time for half a year. Depression is the theme of senior three, and many things are very helpless. However, I am not a senior three, and I am very helpless.

To you, high school!

Late autumn prose

It seems particularly cold this autumn. On the way to school in the morning, pedestrians have colorful scarves of different lengths around their necks. I don't know if fashion is at work, or can't stand the coolness of autumn wind?

With the sound of my mother urging me to add a coat, autumn is getting closer and closer to me. It seems that in the blink of an eye, he has jumped into my arms like a naughty child.

The hot summer has gone away from me. The buttonwood trees on campus are flying with beautiful pale golden leaves. The sky is high and blue. Calm down and listen. Autumn insects whisper. What a beautiful late autumn scenery!

The mood in autumn is quiet, even a little sad. Fragile yellow, full of eyes, reflects the lonely figure, walking among the fallen leaves. Late autumn seems destined to be the season of missing, so that thoughts can follow the swaying autumn leaves, flow with clouds, recall the lost sweet time, and think of friends who have not met for a long time in the distance. It is inevitable that there will be some disappointment and loss, but the fine weather with clear clouds can't make people feel depressed, so autumn makes people feel depressed and stop. It is common for autumn to look gloomy. On the street where the autumn wind is rustling, the girls have a sad expression on their faces, which seems to be more dignified.

In the autumn wind, there is a smell of gradual cooling after being baked by the sun. It's a smell that makes people smile. Seeing the sky getting higher and higher, the blue gradually deepened. Every day in late autumn makes me mature, strong, pure, simple and extraordinary.

In the air, the rich fragrance intertwined, burning the late autumn dusk into intermittent sunset glow, dyed my face red, overflowing into my heart, and smiling on my lips.

On the night when the light was turned on, I leaned against the window and looked at the bright night sky in late autumn. When I was daydreaming, the dew condensed and the moonlight rubbed the street by the window. I silently bowed my head and wrote this essay, and then quietly enjoyed this elegant scenery, waiting for myself to become a thing in this landscape. Maybe this is just an autumn mood.

Weekend essay

As usual, it is still a noisy city outside the window, but on this weekend morning, I suddenly feel that this city is so weird and lovely! The neighborhood where I live is probably full of office workers. It's a rare weekend, and everyone is enjoying this rare, once-a-week stay! So the whole community is like a sleeping child, sweet and quiet, smiling at the sun in a deep sleep! The traffic on the road a little further away is still busy, but it is probably that the drivers are enjoying the leisure atmosphere on weekends, and the speed is not fast, which makes people feel that those steel-like bodies are showing lazy feelings that are rarely seen at ordinary times! Farther away is Lotus Hill, which is green, gloomy, lush and lazy, as if it were just a kitten basking in the sun, enjoying the gift of sunshine lazily and motionless! Suddenly remembered that cute cartoon character-Garfield! I remembered its famous saying: Do you think it is easy to sleep for 20 hours every day? Ha ha, think about it, I smiled. Yes, if I really have that ability, I will still sleep in the dark. How can I stand by the window and experience this early summer morning in Shenzhen? Maybe it's a blessing in disguise, losing a rare weekend lie-in and enjoying an early summer morning sunshine!

Shunza's voice came from the computer speaker, which is my favorite song. There is a lazy humming in the voice, which is very suitable for such a quiet morning. This cheerful and lazy Saturday morning makes people put aside all their troubles ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

1. Say goodbye to the past and look forward to the future

Well, before the summer vacation is over, I think I am a junior high school student. Somehow I feel like I'm more mature. . . Although my appearance has not changed, in my heart, I am no longer the shallow and naive little girl I used to be. I used to like reading fairy tales, but now I prefer to read articles with faint sadness; I used to like the tenderness of pink, but now I prefer the sense of leisure brought by cold blue. . .

I used to like the ghost horse girl in Wu Meizhen. She was cute and naughty. Today, I was deeply moved by Wu Meizhen's The Most Beautiful Summer. I used to have a sunny smile in my eyes, but now I often see the silence of the moonlight in my eyes. I changed completely in the summer vacation of 2008, from primary school students to middle school students, from naughty to solemn. . . I used to like being taken care of by my big sister, but now I advise others like my big sister; I used to be teased by others, but now I always tease others with my own humor; I used to write some campus stories in my diary, but now I always write some short poems in my diary. In the past, others always pointed out mistakes for me. Now, I am used to looking back on the past by myself. In the past, surfing the internet was always a game, but now I just want to calm down and look at the words; I used to water it all the time, but now I just wander around occasionally. . . I've been changing. It is always changing. . . .

Change. No one knows I'm changing. Everyone thinks I'm still that child. Although I am quiet, it does not mean that I have no thoughts; Although I am a good boy, I still want to be comfortable. Don't say I'm just a child. Say goodbye to the past and look forward to the future.

Carve words on the table

One's fingers itch is the performance of students' creativity. I don't know how many desks were ravaged by knives when I was a student. But no one feels bad, because desks can't be taken home, they are the property of the school. And the teacher didn't take it seriously, so let's step on it.

The engraved content is also rich and colorful: "I left gently, just as I came gently." "The future chairman's desk." Wanda likes Li Xiaoshan (circle the words with a heart-shaped pattern). Too fucking romantic! )。 ""Whoever sees this line is the grandson (does he want to be his grandson? )! "……

When I was in the first grade, there was a "vicissitudes of life wear mark" on the desk I used, which was left by my former teacher and sister. I watched a throb and decided not to leave a blank for three years of youth. I want to carve it for three years!

3. Do you have a dream?

"Are you like me, bowing your head in the sun/sweating like rain, working hard silently/are you like me, even if you are left out/don't forget the life you want ..."

Everyone has his own dreams and ideals. I wanted to be a scientist in the past. Older, naive, want to be a singer;

Now most people with direction want to be officials.

The way of life is very different, and the reasons for life are different, each with its own meaning. To pursue what kind of life you need, as long as you feel happy. Pursuing dreams is the most important thing in everyone's life. People with dreams will not be depressed, but will pursue hard, motivate themselves to move forward, learn more knowledge to meet the needs of pursuit, and enjoy happiness in pursuit. However, people without dreams will feel that the world is empty, they will lose direction and motivation, they will be at a loss, they will be at a loss, they will be decadent, and they will spend their lives without direction ... hey ~! !

"Are you as busy as I am pursuing/pursuing an unexpected tenderness all day/Are you as overwhelmed as I am/wandering at the crossroads again and again? ...

4. My after-school life

Arranging your after-school life well can not only adjust your nerves in the intense study life, but also cultivate your temperament and expand your horizons.

Although my after-school life is not colorful, it is by no means boring. I think my after-school life-or not just my after-school life, but every minute I spend-is very fulfilling. I read books, listen to music, draw pictures, go for an outing ... and even write a few poems (borrow them) when I am inspired. Although these poems are not elegant, I think they are very interesting. But what I like best is hiking. Tell me how I feel. Most of what I see are green mountains and trees, and crows at dawn are plowing cattle. Being in nature, the soul seems to melt into the blue sky, and white clouds are high above, overlooking the whole life! That kind of feeling is sweet to people who live in tall buildings and move around on campus!

If you don't have a full after-school life and time to find your own space as a lubricant, no matter how durable the machine is, it will be damaged out of control.

Isn't a full after-school life the basis of success? As the saying goes, "all tastes of life" are blind, which is not only important, but also essential.

5. Eat in class

You know, eating in class is not just because you are hungry, it is a challenge to authority.

I competed with my classmates and ate melon seeds in a class of a perverted teacher to see who ate more. The abnormal teacher's eyes and ears are abnormal, so it is very risky to eat in his class. It's not good to be caught.

In that class, my classmates and I ate half a bag of melon seeds with trepidation, and finally they were discovered by perverts. He asked, "What are you eating?"

I said, "melon seeds."

The pervert trembled with anger: "Well, I still have the face to say after eating!"

The classmate said, "What are you embarrassed to say? It's not ... "

The pervert asked, "Not what?"

None of us said anything. "What's not?" The pervert asked repeatedly. Not what? Not what? Say it! Say it! "

Shit! Treat me like a sick cat! I looked up and said loudly, "It's not a hooligan, what's shameful to say!" " "

As a result, neither I nor that classmate was allowed to attend that abnormal class that semester.

6. I write words to people with the same heart.

Have a dry past,

The sweetness of commitment.

Wonderful touch,

There are traces of disappointment.

People in the street passed me,

Deep loneliness, distant mind. ....

In a noisy city,

I vaguely heard a faint voice,

That was your promise to me a long time ago.

Then continue to sink. ....

7. My campus life-my classmates

All my friends are very &; Uot alternative uot, one by one is very interesting.

There are not many students in my class, only 33. Everyone else prefers boys to girls. What about our class? Ha ha! On the contrary, "women are more important than men"!

Let me introduce my classmates!

The Oriental Pearl Radio & TV Tower

Personality introduction: fifth grade education, kindergarten IQ. Often scolded by the teacher: "your brain is blocked by shit!" " ""you are more than half of the living! "(Shanghainese) This person has almost no brains and often relies on others. Whenever there is a problem that he can't do, he will rely on me! He won't stop until I kick his ass crazily! This man is very annoying. He borrowed the correction tape from others when he clearly had it. He also said that he forgot until others got angry and said, "Oh, here it is! "

monkey

Character introduction: similar to the Oriental Pearl! I often find someone to teach him topics, and I also use money to seduce people (several times). I like playing tricks on people. I am usually fierce, but I won't do it if there is a problem. Hehe, the tiger has become a kitten!

Golden couple-a lovely child.

Personality introduction: Why do you want to put their names together? Hehe, because they are a golden couple, a pair of treasures, with the lowest score. Male: 6 points, female: 1 1 points (their scores often add up to less than 60 points).

summer camp

Personality introduction: Xiaoxing, poor grades, love to laugh, specific personality is not clear! Not familiar!

goldfish

Character introduction: My best … best friend (transferred from school, only spent one semester together) got good grades! People are … nice, but sometimes a little fierce! He often comes to my house to play computer games, dream country, etc ... The panel is very white! 0 ! You can see the tendons on your eyelids! After being together for a long time, I found more shortcomings! Sometimes I don't do well in the exam, and she does well in it. He would keep saying "Hey, hey, 85 points, 85 points, 85 points" and secretly hit me.

cypress

Character introduction: The result is also good, handsome, lovely and natural, helpful, playful and good at games! Well informed)

sheep

Character introduction: Excellent results! Captain of our class! Very short, very cute, gentle and kind!

rabbit

Character introduction: the results are also super good! Very cute and lively! She often borrows school supplies from me without them. If I don't borrow it, she will stay with me. It's so cute. Rabbit is a "little Japan" (note: not a Japanese devil, her father works in Japan), and looks like a Japanese. She has been to Japan.

Pigs and mice

Personality introduction: I'm unfamiliar, but it's not good anyway.

Kung fu noodles

Character introduction: I love noodles, so short! His grades and discipline are poor, but for some reason, Chinese and English teachers like him very much!

Sister (that's the name after her name)

Character introduction: My sister is very poor. She has no parents since she was a child. She was picked up by an old woman, but she was disappointed. She ruined her grades by hanging out with a jade girl. Hey ~ ~ ~

8. cry

Sometimes I feel too strong to remember the feeling of crying and I don't know the bitterness of tears.

Sometimes I feel so fragile that even the slightest detail will make me burst into tears.

A friend said that when he left home for school, he cried, and his parents cried badly because they could not bear to be separated.

Another friend said that when he left home for the first time, he and his parents also cried. At that time, my father was driving, but for safety, he stopped to cry on the side of the road for a while before continuing on the road.

Listening will always be moved, even moved. I remember my father came to pick me up after the military training. From my father's face, I heard the taste of missing, felt the warmth of my family and began to feel something was wrong. It was quiet all the way until I went home and asked my brother how he was doing and learned that everything was normal.

Everyone has different ways to express their feelings about things. Not crying doesn't mean they don't want to hurt. Many things are good at it, very subtle. Whether I want to cry or laugh, it is natural. Everything depends on my own ideas. In this way, I am quietly writing my inner story in a hidden corner, and everything is so natural and beautiful. . .

9. Fragmented feelings

I have nothing to do at home during the day and dance loudly and happily.

It's chilly in spring, and it rains when I get home late. The long street is deserted. I have to be prepared for rain. Fans are dreaming. Suddenly I feel lonely in this world. What an honor.

Occasionally, when I am sick, I feel dizzy, my heart is empty, and I forget my troubles for the time being. What an honor.

I am a clumsy person. I am unwilling to listen to my friends and gain a lot.

With the encouragement of my friends, I can't help learning roller skating. I fell for more than ten times and finally managed to slide for more than ten meters. My friend praised me, how honored I am to have a skill?

It was a sunny day, fishing on the river, watching the fish swallow the bait, take the bait and wag their tails, but the waves wet their trouser legs and didn't notice it at all. What an honor.

When you are around as an ordinary thing, it is also a pleasure to have a thorough understanding with the newspaper if there is no bosom friend to laugh at.

10. The sun is dazzling.

When I point to the magic lamp,

[14] Wipe it down

The magic lamp asked me

What do you want to wish for?

(expressing surprise, shock, etc.)

I want you to take care of someone who is reading my article.

human

Bless him (her)

Always safe.

happy

How many times in life?

Some people say that life can have countless times, but I only have one time, and it is quite short. Why don't I say to myself,' We did our best'? & ampuot

Life cannot be twice, but many people are not good at spending it once. We move forward steadily step by step and never resist the heavy burden given to us by life. We are brave people. At the moment when we suddenly look back, life will inevitably give us a fair answer and another happy mood. At that time, the mountains and water returned to the mountains and water, and life has passed. What a beautiful autumn.