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It is good to sigh that you have money. I knew it.

It's good to have money. Say it, give it to everyone!

1. Mobile phone has electricity, wallet has money, stable work, good health, better than anything else.

2. Go to Starbucks without taking selfies. Don't ask why.

I just lick the bottle cap of yogurt and throw it away. I am so headstrong.

It's hard to walk without money, but there are a group of dogs behind the money.

When a man has money, he has everything.

6. It's cold at home. That's how I willfully use dollars to keep warm.

7. Shampoo is never mixed with water after use, the mobile phone is not pasted, and the toilet is not origami.

8. If you have money, you will be presumptuous; If you have no money, you will be bound.

9. People who can't spend money will never make money. Do you agree?

10. I want to spend money indiscriminately when I am depressed. I feel good when I spend money.

1 1. Dinner for one person, six dishes and one soup, don't ask why.

12. Have money to do things well, but have no money to do people well.

13. In today's society, money is life, and no money is death.

14. Work hard. Play hard. Spend money hard. We should also work hard to earn.

15. People who used to disdain spending money on games now spend money on games. 16. I regard money as dirt and my father regards me as a septic tank.

17. Dad said the most romantic thing: I like the way your mother spends money.

18. Night lunatics get up and make trouble, and gold diggers spend money.

19. Tencent told us that nothing can be done without money!

20. When I was a child, I spent money together to call brothers, and when I grew up, I earned money together to call brothers.

2 1. Spend money on meat now and lose weight later.

22. It's easy to spend money and be a good person.

23. There is 10 million to give you 10 thousand, which is to spend money to buy feelings. If I have 10 thousand to give you 10 thousand, that's sincerity

24. Brother 12345, spending money regardless of you and me.

In fact, going to work is the same as going to school, except that one is to earn money and the other is to spend money.

26. Money can buy many things, but it can't buy time and the past!

27. Carey has money and gasoline in the car. It feels good to play whatever you want.

28. I am trying to earn money now, because I want my mother to spend money as generously as she does me. I don't care whether he has money or not when I make friends. I will spend money anyway.

30. Father makes money, mother collects money and spends money by herself. Mom, there is no money.

3 1. Money is a dirty thing, but it is also a good thing, which helps us distinguish people from dogs.

32. I always say that I have no money, and I will have a member after drilling for seven times!

When money stood up and spoke, all truths were silent.

34. Making money is a gift, and spending money is a skill.

35. Life is like a member, paying for privileges.

It's good to have money. I hope you like it!