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How to curse love rat with poems?

As follows: The ancient poems scold love rat's elegant sentences.

1, Murphy never thought he would meet him again.

2, wash the stone bottle oil ridge, love to sleep alone in a new leaf.

You are the deepest feeling I can feel in my life!

4. Skilled in operating business systems.

5. That boss is short-sighted, and takes 10 yuan as 20 yuan.

6. A woman's heart has an unhealed wound.

7. Some people say that when you look up at the starry sky on a rainy night, if you see a meteor passing by, it is that the person who misses you is crying. When I miss you, I look up at the sky and see my own tears. I wonder if you have seen a meteor across your window in the distance.

8. Reduce the pollution of building materials.

9. If daily life is unusually quiet.