Funny mood phrases-dare to admit mistakes and never change.

Chickens fight to make their meat unpalatable.

The sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.

I'm too busy to know what to do.

You are shameless. Do you think the whole world is your mother? Everyone loves you!

You will never see me when I love you the most, because I love you the most only when I can't see you. Similarly, you will always be.

Piano, chess, painting and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

If eating more fish can make people smart, then I should at least eat a pair of whales.

If you can't dress the woman you love, please stop your unbuttoning hand.

People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

Without hard work, comrades, the revolution will still succeed.

I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain learned to swim.

I'll never guess what you are thinking.

Too strong is weakness, too depressed is torture, what do you want me to do?

If this is a play, am I not devoted enough?

If there has been happiness, happiness is only a momentary fragment, a short segment, a short segment.

Indeed, you are right. They can give me happiness.

You told me in tears that there is always a stepmother in fairy tales.

Your happiness makes me miserable.

Tears, can't help but flow out, why didn't I cry?

Changes across the world are bound to haunt you for 10 thousand years.

I want to puppy love, but it's too late.

My greatest skill is to use cheap things and expensive effects. Such as camera, microphone, and myself.

I can't see my loneliest time, because I am the loneliest only when you can't see me.

Maybe it seems so, but not necessarily.

I have been sad, tearful and heartbroken. This is the price of "two".

Admit your mistakes and never change.

Even if you are willful, it is just to get attention.

Many women have been waiting to say "I love you" all their lives.

Tell yourself that life is beautiful, even if it is deceiving yourself.

I have no right to express my concern for you.

I don't know if it's cold or not, but my heart has been shaking. I laughed at myself.

Imperfection is beauty, madness is talent. Crazy is better than boring.

At this time, sometimes people feel dirty and inexplicable.

It turned out that I was not suitable for drinking, and he asked me to continue drinking.

Some people pursue happiness, so they work hard; Some people are happy, so give it up.

I'm just a simple woman, I don't need so much glitz.

Young people just want to talk about 70 things alone: the courage to admit mistakes and never change.

First, how many reasons should we find to convince the wounds in our hearts?

Second, take out your temper, which is called instinct; Take back your temper, that's skill!

Third, people are tired of living because they can't put down their shelves, tear their faces and untie their complex.

Youth is a book that can't be closed when it is opened. Life is a road that you can't go back. Love is a gamble, you can't get it back if you throw it out.

A woman becomes quiet, which shows that she is forcing herself to let go.

6. I don't tidy my room. I am a beauty in a messy room.

7. Make up memories and remind me that you are gone.

Eight, the villain did not work hard, and the revolution will still succeed.

Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.

Ten, do not shout pain, not necessarily no feeling. No need, not necessarily not expected. No tears, not necessarily no scars. If you don't talk, you don't necessarily have no heart.

Eleven, as long as your feet are still on the ground, don't underestimate yourself too much; As long as you live on earth, don't take yourself too seriously.

Twelve, I am not your little raccoon, and it is fun without you.

Thirteen, look up at others on the ground, you can't blame others for standing up straight and looking down at you.

14. Always think that you are an excellent person in your heart, so what you do will be excellent.

Don't be afraid to make mistakes because we are not saints.

Sixteen, many times, a gentle "alive" can exceed all the tough weights in the world.

Seventeen, after you were born, was it the last time you were thrown, but only once?

Eighteen, there is a difference between love and dependence, dependence can not be separated, love can not leave.

Nineteen, if the best has long been left in my heart, no matter how many choices will be turned a blind eye.

Twenty, I won't keep anyone who wants to leave, because I think it doesn't make any sense from that moment on.

Twenty-one, some things don't need to argue, seemingly obedient, and secretly resist.

22. ups and downs are the richness of life, and red, orange, yellow and green are the beauty of life.

Twenty-three, although the past has faded, although the old people have dispersed, but you have always been very warm in my memory.

Twenty-four, the courage to admit mistakes, and resolutely do not change.

Twenty-five, how many people have fed a hypocritical beast with a sincere heart.

Twenty-six, evil new society, why not arrange marriage?

Twenty-seven, the world of flowers and flowers, why take it seriously. In the era of derailment, there is no true love.

Twenty-eight, people who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

Twenty-nine, I deliberately stopped looking for you suddenly, to see if you would find me missing and take the initiative to find me, but every time I found that I could not live without you.

Thirty, if you have a long insole face, don't step on it.

Thirty-one, beautiful women who look coquettish are not necessarily pumas, but they may also be salesmen.

Quit smoking, go to bed early and die well.

33. Life is bitter, just as boys pursue handsomeness and girls pursue beauty.

How can I explain to you that when I love you without hesitation, my fears are equally boundless.

35. If you change your opinion of me because you listened to me in other people's mouths, then no matter what our relationship is, we must stop.

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

Thirty-seven, some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.

When you ask the male toad what is the most beautiful, his answer must be that the female toad doesn't have to doubt his appreciation level, but his environment is different.

Thirty-nine, the mentality determines the state, the mind determines the pattern, and the vision determines the realm.

Forty, other people's money and wealth are all things other than me.

Forty-one, you want to fall in love, but my heart is still deeply painful. I thought you would be mine, but it turned out to be wishful thinking.

Forty-two, I found a mouse pad yesterday and wanted to match a computer. What did you say was missing?

Forty-three, don't care too much about your appearance, because your ability will not be written on your face.

Forty-four, love has no reason, it can make love last.

Forty-five, since you want to cry, why pretend to be so hard.

46. Promise me that when we are apart, I will be happy to forget and stop touching me.

Forty-seven, among thousands of people, I can recognize you at a glance, because others are walking on the ground and you are walking on my heart.

Forty-eight, who does not die, who does not die.

Forty-nine, I miss those who once had my simplest thoughts and the most complete heart.

Fifty, don't do anything wrong and pour all the dirty water on yourself. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

Fifty-one, I feel I can do it, I can't. Actually, it's just a moment.

52. Life is too short to be sexy.

53. Cow dung is cow dung after all, and steaming it in a pot will not become a bright light.

54. The advantage of news simulcast is that even if you keep changing channels, you can watch a piece of news completely.

55. Every heart is not a prison, but just wants to lock up sadness. Let's set them free before we get old.

Fifty-six, can start work, try not to make any noise.

57. What you feel sparse but can shock others is what you should do most.

I don't want many gifts: a plain lover who will accompany me to the end; A few crazy friends, who accompanied me for two years to eternity.

59. I'm not a customer service person. You have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

As long as you raise your head a little, others will not look down on you. Remember, everyone looks down at others.

There are two kinds of lonely people, one who knows everything and the other who knows nothing.

Sixty-two, casual thoughts hurt so much that memories dare not touch.

Sixty-three, when people are most vulnerable, a picture, a song and a word can completely cry.

Sixty-four, you are the best example of abortion failure! It's not your fault that you want to be * *, it's your fault that you came to college!

Sixty-five, if life is stripped of ideals, dreams and fantasies, then life is just a pile of empty shelves.

Sixty-six, I'll hit you if I hit you. Do we have to choose a date?

Sixty-seven, the sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.

Sixty-eight, don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy and ability we get married.

Don't wait for others to come to you, you should push yourself out first!

Seventy, once you feel that your cells are completely relaxed, you need to blow electricity on yourself.

35 classic funny quotations in one sentence _ Dare to admit mistakes and never change.

1. Actually, I'm homesick, but it's just a matter of who I live in.

2. As long as the hoe jumps well, is there a corner that can't be dug down?

I suggest that everyone should know my appearance first, and appreciate it second.

4, some people say that if you have a child, you won't have dysmenorrhea. Have one!

When you hug each other, you are watching the fun.

6, some things don't need to be raised, and the surface obeys the inner resistance.

7, money is not a problem, the problem is no money!

8. If you look in the mirror and pay taxes, I'm afraid some women will go bankrupt.

9. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

10, the soil is used for digging, and the pit is used for burying you.

1 1, nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

12, the peacock tried to open the screen, but it showed its asshole!

13, Yuanyang playing in the water, all fucking drowned; Fly with me, you fucking fell dead!

14, milk is not necessarily mom, money must be grandpa!

15, you are the best example of failed abortion!

16, don't be coquettish, just touch the world with lewdness.

17, big head, thick neck, stupid like a pig!

18, life is too short to be sexy.

19. since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the internet, but there are several pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants.

20. From heaven to hell, I was just passing by.

2 1, Part I: Maybe it seems; Bottom line: However, it is not impossible.

22. Let others smell your fart!

23. It is forbidden to urinate here, and the tools will be confiscated.

24. This idiom is actually used to describe ancient and modern female artists!

25. I am not your little raccoon, and I can't play with you.

26. Most people want to transform the world, and few people want to transform themselves.

27, don't eat the bowl of the pot, just take the pot to eat more worry-free.

28, cough! Say what you should, and whisper what you shouldn't.

29. After many years, Little Loli still became Sister Xianglin.

30. In the current weather, instant noodles can be directly soaked in tap water.

3 1, you know what you look like without peeing.

32. Admit your mistakes and never change.

I love you at the same time, which is the beginning of my challenge to moths.

34. If you count the increase in wages and pork, you will find that you are not even as good as a pig!

35. When I said I couldn't afford to be hurt, it was the day when your house caught fire.

Admit your mistakes and never change.

I've been so busy recently that I can't even get 16 hours of sleep. I'm depressed!

Money is not everything, this sentence is said by the rich to the poor, so that the poor should not stir up in case they rob them of their money; Money is not everything, but what the poor say to themselves, to comfort their incompetence and reassure themselves!

If a drop of water represents a blessing, I will send you a South China Sea, if a star represents a happiness, I will send you a galaxy, and if a spoonful of honey represents a miss, I will send you a hornet's nest, so I don't believe it won't kill you.

You were in my heart, and then slowly you ran into my stomach, and then I digested you, and then you ran into my large intestine, and finally you became a fart, and then I let you go. You are a fart, I won't let you go. Can't you stay in your intestines and enjoy it slowly? !

The upper class is snot, and the lower class is the essence.

Fate is like rape. If you can't resist, learn to enjoy it, hehe.

If I want to pick up girls wholeheartedly, I think everyone can knit a sweater by pulling out a pubic hair as a souvenir!

Hate-that is, people like it and never get tired of watching it.

Now some people know that they can't litter in the car, so they hold it in their hands. When they got off the bus, their hands let go and let the garbage fly like butterflies. Beautiful!

The wood in the forest is beautiful, and the wind will destroy it; Beauty is in full view, and people will be there, okay?

Women should not think that they can stop studying because they study well, and men should not think that they can grow ugly because they study well.

I'm not a bad person. I'm sorry if I hurt you. Excuse me.

I'll hit you if I hit you. Do you still have to pick a date?

I envy you for knowing me so young.

I never talk about people. I always talk about myths.

Beginning of life, the nature is the nature.

Dare to admit mistakes and never change.

You can't blame others for standing up straight and looking down at you when you are crawling on the ground.

You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be your last words.

I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot when I hold grudges.

The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

The oath was just a slip of the tongue.

Even if you want to cry again, smile and say, damn it!

Life is like a play, it all depends on acting.

Love into marriage is nothing more than slowly turning feelings into endurance, which may also be mixed with unpredictable endurance.

Everything is going up, but people are getting cheaper!

Every time I see a handsome guy, I always feel a little guilty and always think about how to have something to do with him. . .