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Something for my boyfriend.

Taking care of myself is my greatest happiness.

My lovely pig, don't forget to find something to eat ~ ~

I want to be your woman. ...

In my dream, there is a mountain, a forest, a flock of birds, a stream, a boat, a pavilion, a wheat field, a path, a blue sky, a warm house and you!

It's cold, put on more clothes. Although I am not around, you should take good care of yourself. Don't make me worry about you.

When I am away, you should pay attention to cold and warmth, and no one will help you warm your feet and hands. Be careful yourself.

It's amazing. I'm proud of you. I am glad that I am your wife.

I really want to tell you that you are everything to me in my heart. I don't ask you how much you love me, just want your comfort and understanding.

Honey, you are really great. It is my happiness to marry you in my life!

I chase you like a mosquito, I accompany you like your shadow, and I need you like walking in the desert. Just because I love you!

How many times the stop and fall of the mobile phone keyboard pieced together love stories for you, how many times the ups and downs of the mobile phone ringtone wrapped your love tenderly, and how many years the color screen of the mobile phone presented your brilliant smiling face.

Sing a song for the person I love, a song that belongs only to you; From sunrise to sunset, sweet notes will not be repeated for life; Sing a song for the person I love, a song that only belongs to us; Singing from this life to the next life, sincere interpretation will never end!

At different times, different places, different languages, pictures related to you, the same feelings, the same smiles, the same mood, all copy the unchanging love for you. In a word, I love you, in two words, forever.

I took a photo of the sunny Eiffel Tower, and I wrote a tender love letter to Los Angeles. I wonder if the perfect time difference between Fiji and Tonga will leave a missing smile. At the most romantic moment, I will say the most sincere words, I love you.

Is there an endless game, an ending, a lonely world, I am here for you, a cold world, a warm and empty world for you, I am guarding you, I just love you for no reason.

Your happiness is my supreme enjoyment, and your sadness is my endless torture. I would like to be a pistachio when you are depressed and a tree of forgetting your worries when you are sad!

Don't give up no matter how sad you are, because your wife is still waiting for you to send her the best tenderness at the next intersection.

Only when you are in love can you know the beauty of love; I missed you before I knew what it was like to miss you. With you, I know the richness of life; So I hope to hold hands with you all the time until I die forever.

The wind blows, the clouds are carefree, the rain falls, the stream laughs, the snow falls, the red berries are in bud, when the flowers bloom, the bees and butterflies are around, and when I miss you, I am beaming. I don't feel distressed when I miss you, but I am happy when I love you!

The breeze is gently floating outside the window, and the inner thoughts are telling deeply. There are fragrant flowers in your life, and the road of love is in your own hands. This life is locked with your heart and will be deeply imprinted in your heart forever!

Spring will write warm sentences in emotional language, and a petal will set off a romantic background with fashionable colors. I will make love for life with my willful heartbeat, unchanged, dear, I miss you.

You ask me how much I love you, and my thoughts are expanding; You asked me how much I love you, and it's true that I care. Time goes by, and your face is in my heart. May we walk happily through this world of mortals.

It is beautiful to miss someone, even if it is only based on memory, it is also happy to love someone, even if it is only to support the miss. Although I can only miss you now, I still feel very happy because I love you!

I don't know how long love can last, but I just want your heart to stay forever, read you bit by bit, and have a profound experience over and over again; I don't know how long love can be warm, but I just want to hold my hand tightly forever and miss you every minute. I am refueling day by day!

The stars are shining in the summer night, and my thoughts are quiet in the depths. How many times have I been entangled in dreams, how many times have I been sleepless all night, and I can't forget your little laughter and your little troubles. Dear Bao, when can I hold you in my arms?

I appreciate the words of sunshine, because it is warm and frank in my feelings, because my thoughts are lingering in my concern, because I have the courage to say I love you.

When there is wind, it is naturally cool; When there is water, the stream sings; Flowers are fragrant only when they have leaves; There is a sea, and the world is vast; Life is full of sunshine with you. Baby, you are the sun in my heart!

The time to hug each other, the hustle and bustle of a strange city, the day to hold hands, love you, love you, in the eyes when we first met, your heart was captured and your feelings were collected.

The happiest life is not a mansion with gold and silver treasures, nor a grand prize in a lucky draw, nor a long life, but being with the people you love the most and making yourself rich, lucky and long-lasting!

When happiness comes, I am always afraid, and my fear will disappear in an instant. I want to tell you that my happiness will never separate us, and happiness will always accompany us, okay?

Shandandan flowers bloom brilliantly and miss you again and again; Birds are chirping in the trees, and the Milky Way is our home. It thunders in sunny days and rains at night, my love, where are you? Come back, I will always wait for you!

Separation is pain, yearning is suffering, maturity is patience and tolerance, and it always means giving up on yourself. This is love, and love has only these.

If you were a rose, I would like to be a drop of morning rain to moisten your bloom. When I walk through the last moment of my life facing the sunshine, I don't ask for anything in return. All I want is your bright smile when a hundred flowers bloom!

Longing for simple happiness, no matter how far you go, you won't get lost. The future life is full of trees symbolizing hope. Only you can always live in the atrium. Hand in hand, we will never let each other down!

The call of heart and heart cannot be separated from deep love; Heart-to-heart communication is inseparable from permanent thoughts. Every day in my life, I hope to have your company, and it will not change until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.

Flowers bloom and fall is the sound of time, fate is the arrangement of fate, it is you who lit the love of my life and built the flame of true feelings with tenderness. I am willing to spend my whole life reading you, loving you and following you, no matter where you are, where you are, where you are!

After many years, I finally met the right you at the right time! Dear, thank you for letting me: end my lonely wandering; End the battle of the soul; Find a sweet home and be together forever!

This is a lonely world, but I won't let you be lonely; This is a helpless world, but I won't let you be helpless; I will always accompany you, love you, protect you and cherish you because I love you!

I appreciate the words of sunshine, because it is warm and frank in my feelings, because my thoughts are lingering in my concern, because I have the courage to say I love you.

Love turns around, dries the tears in the corner of her eyes and says goodbye. The happiness of the past has disappeared, preventing love from spreading in my heart and forgetting all the sweet vows. From now on, we are even!

Time is listening to the melody, familiar memories are in my heart, the sun is shining on rainy days, a warm smile is in the sun, a line of poems with dull eyes, crystal-clear beautiful wallpaper, a drop of missing in the moonlight, and romantic traces are missing you.

The earth is still turning, it will be dark, and the wind is still a little cold. I will still miss you. The earth will be tired, the sky will be bright, and the wind may stop. I will still miss you, dear. Take care.

Is there an endless game, an ending, a lonely world, I am here for you, a cold world, a warm and empty world for you, I am guarding you, I just love you for no reason.

I will wait for you, waiting for the day when you change your mind; I will wait for you, waiting for the day when you are willing to be with me; I will wait for you, waiting for the day when you leave that person to come to me; I will wait for you to grow old!

A text message to my boyfriend.

[1] If I can, I'd rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and look forward to your pity. If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love and love to fill my empty bowl!

[2] quiet inside, the snow can't stop endless acacia; If love is like water, the mountain cannot bind the soul to love and the end of love; You and I are in perfect harmony, and time and space cannot be fettered by the vigorous life of loving one another!

[3] I wanted to tell you yesterday, for fear that you said April Fool's Day was still early; I want to say it today, but I'm afraid you will say happy holidays. I want to talk about it tomorrow, in case you say the holiday is over! I can only send: I love you at any time!

[4] Looking at your smile, I feel like I saw a butterfly flying. I am deeply shocked by your enthusiasm. I really want to turn into a butterfly and throw myself into your arms. I believe that we must be the most beautiful butterflies in this life, wandering among the flowers.

[5] I don't want to pick a white cloud or a star for you. What am I willing to do? When you are tired, I will rub your shoulders one by one; If you are tired, call it hot water to wash your feet. Your comfortable expression is the honey in my heart.

[6] I accidentally gave you my love by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

[7] I want to be your quilt to cover you gently, and I want to be your pillow to hold you up gently. I want to be your hair and towel, touch your cheek every day and kiss the fragrance left in your sleep.

[8] Meeting you is accidental, liking you is natural, falling in love with you is firm, getting you is pleasant, and accompanying you all your life is inevitable.

[9] There is an unforgettable tear, an unforgettable gaze, a heartbreaking affection, a lingering concern under the moon, a longing for love, and a name that I love you for a long time!

If you smile, my heart will jump with you. If you keep laughing, my heart will keep beating! So you have to keep laughing, so I won't die because of you!

[1 1] Only one sun and one sun can the earth appreciate the warmth of one sun and one light; With the earth, the moon can be full; With the moon, the stars are so brilliant; With you, my world is so rich and full of waves!

[12] I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet; I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send messages to chase you, I hope we will never blow it.

【 13 】 On an ordinary day, it suddenly began to rain. On a quiet night, the wind blew in an instant; The sleeping man realized a dream; Originally helpless, I have a you; Everything is fate, everything is fate.

[14] I don't love you. I lied to you. I don't want to lie, but I just love you. I just want to lie to you. I can't let you guess my heart.

[15] I can't sleep when I miss you, and my heart is pounding when I miss you; I am infatuated with your love, and the meat that loves you one by one falls straight down!

[16] Missing is like rain outside the window, which turns into everything for you in a predictable space, gently eroding my every heartbeat, every breath, every hair and every hole in my body.

I think you must be very tired. Go to bed early, because you have been running in my head all day.

[18] There is loneliness behind the bustling city, loneliness behind it, emptiness behind it, and missing you behind it. After I miss you, I will send you a message. In the city, what I want to do most after work is to miss you and miss you.

If you are a green leaf, I would like to be a breeze rustling among your leaves; If you are lost in a river, I am the moon hiding sadness and resentment; If you are a woman picking lotus in Jiangnan, I will be the most beautiful flower under your wrist.

[20] I don't know why, but I recently got a strange disease. I will miss you when I walk, eat, work, read and sleep. Do you think I like you?

Stupidity is my specialty, and stupidity is my ideal. When stupidity and stupidity are intertwined, it is the most beautiful paradise in my dream. Don't laugh at me, I am so infatuated, and I will love you silly and crazy until I am old!

[22] Love is empty, love is empty, and I wander in the street. People are empty, money is empty, and a single bad karma is at work. Things are empty, business is empty, and I want to be crazy. Life is not easy. It's empty, too. It's easiest to miss you!

[23] On a sunny morning, I followed the direction of the wind, imagining your appearance and asking the wind: Is it the same? On the night when the moon is as bright as jade, I chase the trace of the moon and want to know your thoughts. Are you like me?

[24] On a sunny morning, I followed the direction of the wind, imagining your appearance and asking the wind: Is it the same? On the night when the moon is as bright as jade, I chase the trace of the moon and want to know your thoughts. Are you like me?

[25] There is a saying that I really want to say ~ ~ ~ ~ I love you once, but Shakespeare said that love is the most sacred thing in the world, and it is meaningless to say too much. So, I wrote my love for you on a cigarette, inhaled it into my lungs and put it in the nearest place to my heart.

[26] Time can't put out the wine of true feelings, and distance can't open the hand of missing. Miss you until the end of time, forever.

[27] The wind is a fly, and it is your stumbling block forever. No one will know how painful this missing is, how to completely empty your heart and tear it up without mercy. Your figure is always dancing in my heart, which makes me intoxicated.

[28] My home is so big that dozens of people have no problem eating and living together. But my heart is too small to hold you alone.

[29] In fact, the sky is very blue, and a cloud will eventually disperse; In fact, the sea is not wide, and this shore is connected with the other; In fact, tears are sweet, when your heart has a wish; In fact, I hope you are happy every day.

[30] Weave a dress with the horizon and give it to you. No matter where you go, you will never leave my sight. I will knit you a dress with my eyesight, and I will see you wherever you go.

[3 1] If one day my white hair is no longer beautiful, will you still touch my cheek and say to accompany me to the ends of the earth? If I am naive and old, and the sea really dries up, I just want to be with you in Chichiwa for 10,000 times.

[32] When the last maple leaf falls from the tree, it is also the moment when my heart flies to your chest, looking for the warmth in my heart and the happiness of being locked up and loved! Suddenly, this winter with you is not too cold.

[33] Do you know? What attracts me most is not your looks or your beautiful eyes, but your smile, sweet satisfaction and innocence, which makes people feel warm and sunny.

[34] Winter has come, the leaves are yellow, the weather has turned cold, the birds have rested, the tigers have returned to the mountains, the geese have flown south, the pandas have gone abroad, and people are ready to welcome the New Year. Why don't you hibernate?

[35] After the spring breeze, sitting in the reflection of the lake, my thoughts are full of ups and downs, and I walk through the quiet flowers with the beautiful lights of moonlight and missing. In the unchangeable oath, you are the one who loves me all my life!

[36] There are two lights in the window of memory, which are your affectionate eyes; Your talking eyes say to me: the night of missing is about to pass, please welcome the dawn of gathering. Look forward to meeting you wholeheartedly!

[37] The train glides silently on the rails, and the snow sleeps in the wilderness with a dream. Your face is behind me. The sun is shining, and fantasy falls with Sophora japonica. Your moving lips are like roses, quietly revealing Fang Fei to me at night!

[38] If I can, I would rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed, expecting your pity; If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love and love to fill my empty bowl!

[39] We walked hand in hand, and the road seemed endless. Suddenly, you say: Let's split up. So, you go east, I go west, and I think: Never mind, we will meet again. Because the earth is round!

[40] Overlapping is missing, and repeating is missing; There is a kind of love and a flight in our hearts for a long time, and love ripples in our eyes for a long time; Endure a lifetime of heartbreak, in exchange for your eternal wind and rain!

[4 1] Your arms are my safe haven, your eyes are my persistent belief, and your goodness is unmatched by others! I want to tell you that the person we love is the happiest person in the world!

[42] Alone in the cold window, the autumn wind is also sad; When I see you again, it is out of reach; When the wind stops and the autumn night stays awake, who will pity you in your sleep? Qiu Lai left the flowers and leaves, but you are still in my heart!

[43] A beautiful mind is also a tormenting mind. A love, a feeling, makes our hearts close, and the distance pulls us far away. I expect your bright smile and bright eyes to bloom freely in my life and shine like gold.

[44] Loving you is the most painful song in my life, but thinking of you is the most beautiful insistence tonight. Even though time has weathered my memory, I will still sing a song about our life without regrets.

[45] The rosy sunshine shines on the world, and waves of unrest rise again; Sprinkle happiness on your body, and the fragrance will last forever; Sow warmth in your palm and always be close to your lover; Only belong to you and me, a person's day, soul mate!

[46] I keep you in my way, and you attract me with your silence; How beautiful everything is, the distance between heart and heart becomes zero; Youth flies in the wind, and dreams echo in excitement. I believe in the future, and my heart will not change!

[47] abcdefghijklmnopqistvwxyz, do you know what is missing? Without you, no amount of happiness is a luxury for me. Friends are for life. Speaker: Mr konoha.

[48] Taiyi Yeung Yi went down the mountain early in order to go home and give the moon a halo; Birds return home early in order to go home and make a sound to the mountains; And my heart, I also went home early, in order to meet you in my dream early!

[49] The spring breeze blows slightly, and your sweet whisper is in your ear. Catkins pass by gently, and you are happy and beautiful in your sight. One of us loves another, in a flash, green hills, warm spring.

[50] Winter has restored the blank in my mind; Rainy season, wet with the sadness I am waiting for; The cold wind stung my acacia bones; Only you can restore all this and give it back to me sincerely. So I miss you.

The difference between a boyfriend and a husband

Boyfriend: When you wear a beautiful but revealing dress, or you wear beautiful makeup, he will praise you for your beauty and coax you with all kinds of words that make you happy, which can make you happy and excited. He's trying to please you!

Boyfriend: He will also say that you are beautiful, beautiful, but after praising you, he will seriously add: Although it is beautiful, it can only be worn by me.

Husband: Why are you dressed like this? I don't know what you look like?

Boyfriend: He will say many nice things to make you happy. No matter how angry you are, he will smile. He will try his best to please you because he is after you.

Boyfriend: He will only say what is useful to you and care about you. He will talk more about your life, health, study and work, because he cares about you from the heart.

Husband: He will say you are too much. He won't sweet talk to you, even he will only ask you to do this and that, and he is not allowed to do boring things because he thinks you are his. He is used to it!

Boyfriend: He is actually a liar!

Boyfriend: He really loves you!

Husband: He can't live without you. You have become a part of his life.

Boyfriend: He will make you skip class and then take you anywhere you want to play. He will also skip class for you and do some crazy things with you because he wants to make you happy, but he doesn't think about your future.

Boyfriend: He will urge you to go to class, let you get up early and read books, and don't sleep late. He will urge you to do your homework, listen carefully in class, don't talk to you in class, and he will accompany you to study. He's thinking about your future, and he wants you to be all right.

Husband: He doesn't care about you. On the contrary, if you persuade him not to smoke and drink, you have to listen to him at home because he thinks it is his right. That's for him!

Boyfriend: He will tell you that he likes you! Hope to be with you forever!

Boyfriend: I love you! Don't leave me!

Husband: Grab your shoulder and say to you seriously: Tell me that you only love me!

Boyfriend: He doesn't care about your association with other boys. He just thinks it's good to be happy with you He doesn't think about your future at all.

Boyfriend: If you are with another boy, he will be jealous, lose his temper, be unhappy and even want to hit that boy. He doesn't want to share you with others.

Husband: If you associate with other men, his face will be ugly. Even if you call the opposite sex too much, he will cough in front of you on purpose, and he may have a bad temper and quarrel. He thinks his wife is his.

Boyfriend: When you are sick and uncomfortable, he will tell some jokes or happy things to make you happy and make you feel good about him. He asks how your illness is, and then cares about you, making you feel that he is the person who cares about you the most in the world.

Boyfriend: If you are seriously ill, he will worry about your illness, and even stay up all night worrying, because your pain will hurt his heart. If you are not seriously ill, he will keep nagging and ask you to pay attention in the future. Why are you so careless when you get sick this time, and even you are bothered by your concern?

Husband: Although I don't usually care about you, I don't even care. When you are sick, he will keep complaining about you, blaming what happened to you and blaming what happened to you. But don't worry, it must be him who brings you water and food. When you wake up sick the next day, he will definitely sit by the bed and watch you fall asleep. At that time, you will think that he is actually quite likable!

Boyfriend: If your class is far from the classroom, he is willing to make a detour. He will take you to the classroom by bike first and then go to class by himself. Even if he is late, he is really good. Very tempting.

Boyfriend: I will never miss class for you, and I will never send you to class by detour, unless I am on the way, because he has his own career. He has to struggle, he has to work hard, because only with achievements can he get a good job, support you and give you happiness in the future. He has been working hard for your future!

Husband: Although he is very dissatisfied with you every day, he often complains that your cooking is not delicious and gentle. However, he will still work hard outside, for this family and for your happiness. He will pay you every month's income, although sometimes he will leave some private money.

Boyfriend: I will make you happy every day! He's actually lying to you! )

Boyfriend: I will give you happiness in the future. Now I can't give you happiness every day, but I can make you feel better.

Husband: I can only promise that I won't file for divorce first!

What do you want to say to your boyfriend?

1. When I ask you if it is better to go there, don't always say "anyway". This is not to say that you are accommodating me, but that you are not in the mood to date me.

2. I cried. Whether it's your fault or not, you must coax me.

3. When you lose your temper, coax me immediately. Don't give me time to calm down. Actually, I don't need time to calm down at all

I hope you will notice that I have a haircut, a little eye shadow and new shoes.

Shopping is a woman's nature. Please don't stop or have any comments on my shopping. You'd better help me from time to time.

6. Go shopping with me. Can you comb your hair and shave?

7. duplicity is my specialty, especially when I lose my temper, and I lie most of the time? If you don't go, you will. If you don't want it, you need it. Bad means good.

8. You can accompany your friends, but you must value your friends.

9. You don't need to be handsome, but you must be clean.

10. Call me wherever you go every day, tell me where you are and who you are with, and let me know your whereabouts.

1 1, you should always say "I love you" to me, or I will assume that you don't love me.

12, you don't need to be rich, but you'd better have lofty goals and ideals, and you may become rich in the future.

13, you'd better remember what your girlfriend said and don't pretend to hear it casually.

14, you'd better not have any female friends, confidants or sisters.

15, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, all kinds of sports, singing and writing articles. I hope you are proficient in at least one (not counting playing video games), and you'd better know a little about others.