Marriage, talk about reality.

1, marriage and car need fuel. The fuel of a car is called gasoline, and it can't move without gasoline; The fuel of marriage is love, and marriage without love cannot grow old hand in hand.

2. Marriage and cars are all associated with red lights. You can't run a red light while driving; Marriage is most afraid of the red light district.

3. Before getting married, men hope that every day is Valentine's Day and can be as romantic and considerate as possible; After marriage, men hope to abolish Valentine's Day forever, and they can sleep peacefully without any words.

In the eyes of parents, children are often a part of themselves, and children are his ideal chance to start over.

Marriage is: an optimistic woman marries an optimistic man and finally becomes two pessimists. Classic sentences about marriage.