Crosstalk "Learn to Dance"

Dance usually refers to moving with the rhythm of music, either alone, with companions or in groups. We have seen Yang li Ping's dance and think she is beautiful. Today I will share with you a cross talk about learning to dance. Welcome to enjoy!

Crosstalk "Learn to Dance"

A: Like your cross talk, is it based on speaking?

B: Yes, language arts.

A: But you are lacking in this figure and performance. Let's see if I have time. I'll tell you about it later.

Tell me what you do.

A: Can't you tell?

I don't know.

A: That's what this number means.

B: Huh?

A: Can't you tell?

I don't know.

I am a dancer.

Oh, dancers.

They call me a dancer.

B: Return the dancer.

A: Hey ~

B: Why didn't I see you jump?

A: Nonsense! I jump for you! Hum ~ I am old now. When I was a child ~ ~

B: Oh ~

I danced when I was a child. I opened the door early when I was a child.

B: yes ~

A: I was only eight when I was very young.

B: It's early enough.

A: Eight years old. Eight years old. Did I just pinch the milk?

B: That's right.

A: My Lord, stop eating and dance.

B: Alas, alas, you didn't nurse until you were eight years old.

I like this bite. Do you care?

Hey, who cares? Eat it. ..

A: I'm in my fifties now and I don't dance much.

Oh, not now.

A: Give people a demonstration occasionally.

Oh, a teacher.

A: Teaching students.

B: OK.

a； Mainly lectures or something.

B: That's right.

A: But I seldom talk about it in China.

Oh, you have been abroad.

I often go abroad.

Oh, where have you been abroad?

Oh, that's too much.

Tell me.

What do you mean by Britain/America/France?

oh

A: Europe/Africa/Austria

Hmm.

A: India/Myanmar/Turkey, Pakistan/Hungary.

Hmm.

A: There are also Mexico/Hawaii, Uganda/Burundi, Guinea/Somalia, Chile/Brazil and Egypt, Japan/Germany/Italy.

home ...

They have all been there.

A: I haven't been to any of them.

Hey ... (Reaction) Why doesn't he go? !

A: I didn't leave any behind. They all go there often.

Oh, you often go to these countries.

A: I am old.

B: Oh.

A: But I've been standing for a long time.

B: Ah.

A: Forever.

Hmm.

A: It's England.

B: Oh, I spent the longest time in England.

A: English.

B: Ah, that's it.

I live there most of the time.

B: OK.

Well, it's a local custom in Britain.

B: Ah.

A: Living habits.

B: Yes.

A: I know everything.

B: Oh.

Yes, we often go there.

B: Mm-hmm.

A: I am not bluffing.

Oh!

We have money. We have pounds. We often spend.

B: Yes.

A: Well, great English restaurants pay attention to this!

Oh?

A: This is no ordinary restaurant. Not that.

Oh, hehe

From the outside, that big restaurant looks like a big garden.

B: Yes.

A: There is a big disc when you enter the door.

Oh, big disc.

A: A large disk with a brick base.

B: hmm ~ ~

A: at the moment, I am splashing water ~

B: It's called Zishui. This is a fountain!

When you stand on the high platform, that door is a turnstile.

Yes, there is such a door.

A: This door is like a spinning wheel. You have to go in one by one.

B: Yes.

A: They both hit each other with their instep.

How fresh.

A: there is an English waiter after entering.

B: Ah.

A: It's the waiter.

Oh, yes.

Come and bow to me.

How polite.

A: We spend money.

B: Yes.

I don't even look him in the eye.

B: Yo?

I'll just use this side light to sweep in, so we won't pay attention to him.

No, no, no,no. Don't look him in the eye.

A: Yes.

Just sweep it with the side light?

A: No.

B: Alas.

A: OK.

Oh, dear.

A: Amateur. Amateur. He doesn't understand.

Oh, I'm an amateur.

A: Let's look at people like this.

B: Ah.

This is direct light.

Oh, direct light

A: Straight light.

B: Oh, oh.

A: look at it this way. This is a side light.

Look.

Have you filled out the form?

Yes, I saw it.

A: Is there a direct mortgage for filling out the form?

Ah-ah.

A: There are two bladders. Look here, one is here and the other is here.

B: Heh heh heh heh. What are you doing? What is light? It's called a corner.

A: Yu Guang will do.

What do you mean?

Didn't I take that crutch?

A cane.

What are you doing on crutches? I am not a crutch.

B: Why?

Such a long stick.

B: Ah.

He has a big pimple on his head. Does the gentleman who has a position in England take this with him?

Yes, look.

A: It's called pie.

Good pie.

A: Put him through.

b； Give it to him.

A: Give it to him and he won't take it.

B: Then why?

A: There is a cloakroom for storing things.

Oh, save it.

He returned it to me when he left.

B: Oh, ok, ok.

You can't put on your coat.

B: hmm ~

A: Save it. Alas, the scarf.

B: Ah.

A: Take it off.

B: Hehe ~ Hmm ~

A: gloves

B: OK.

A: Top hat.

B: Hey.

A: Mask.

B: Huh?

A: Earmuffs.

Hi ~ ~ `You're all dressed up, alas, alas, alas, why did you come to take a bath? What are you doing?

It's very hot in English restaurants.

Hmm.

I have to take off my cotton vest.

B: OK.

Answer: Find a clean stool when it cools down.

B: and clean stools.

Sit there and spread a new tablecloth.

B: OK.

A: Put on your napkin.

B: OK.

Light a cigarette.

B: ok, return it to the dock.

A: (imitating the sound of a lighter)

B: Well, it's Flint's turn.

A: Up.

B: Go? By what?

A: Whisky

B: Huh?

A: Bring some garlic cloves and brandy bread sauce.

Hi ~ ~ Wow, good for you.

A: What's the matter?

B: He became very dull after eating this jam.

A: What's the matter?

Ah, what else? Not appropriate.

A: Not appropriate.

That's true.

A: Just eat like this.

B: Huh?

A: You only eat red garlic that won't leave the whole garlic. Do you know that red garlic is peeled and chewed, and spicy heart can't be swallowed?

B: Oh.

A: It's useful to have another bite after chewing.

B: What's the use?

A: Next to the big English restaurants, they all have dance halls.

Oh, the ballroom.

That's the young English girl.

B: Ah.

A: Do young girls understand?

Young girl.

A: That's right. I came to dance alone.

B: Ah.

We need to find a partner.

B: Yes.

I know I am a dancer.

B: Oh.

Look at me from a distance. What a young man I am.

B: Hey.

Please invite me to dance with her.

B: Oh.

She is not a good dancer. You said I didn't want to dance because it was inappropriate for me not to dance.

B: Yes, yes.

A: Just rub her with this kind of garlic flavor.

B: how to apply it?

I burped at her as soon as she invited me. Oh, she smells it.

B: Hey! ! Oh, I said, do you hurt?

A: The main reason is that they can't dance well.

Oh, they can't dance.

Oh, no, no.

B: What do you do?

A: This is our job. Well, I like you too.

What do you like about me?

A: I'll teach you how to accept an apprentice.

B: where do you accept apprentices? Do I need your instruction? I could dance a long time ago.

Can you dance?

How fresh.

Please don't introduce yourself.

Why did you lie?

Let me test you.

B: How did you take the exam?

A: Tell me about it.

What are you talking about?

A: What's a real ballroom like?

B: Hi, is there a ballroom here?

A: You haven't been there. You can't tell.

B: Who said anything about entering the big glass door? There are traffic lights flashing on it, and there is a circle of small sofas around the waxed floor.

There was a small band playing there, and it jumped up.

A: A small band?

B: Ah.

A: Small bands are not like the Danxian band of your Quyi Troupe ... they are all foreign music.

Oh, no, no, no, that's joy.

A: Oh ~

Piano, accordion and violin?

A: There is a conductor.

B: There is one.

A: Isn't it?

B: Yes.

A: Wear a suit, a sharp stick and a big back.

B: It's beautiful.

Listen to him.

B: That's right.

Are you ready?

I was ready for this.

A: I am ready ~ together! , that Betelgeuse, Dragon, Dongdong ~ ~

Oh, no, no, no, no ... Stop, stop, stop ... Ah, he has to dance.

A: Come here.

Like you.

A: Ah-ah.

B: Waltz skating.

A: Oh

B: Di ~ Da ~ Dang ~ Di Da ~ Deng Deng ~ Da Deng Deng ~ Dai Di Dundee ~

Answer: bounce, wipe, bounce, wipe. .....

B: Really? line

A: Is there a board?

B: If possible, how about a ballroom dance for all of us today? Can you jump?

A: Come on.

B: Come on.

A: Just jump.

B: We.

A: Ah.

Learn from this man and a woman.

Why are you still a big boy and girl?

B: Of course, dancing requires a man and a woman.

A man and a woman?

B: Ah.

I am a man.

B: Mm-hmm?

A: Big guy.

Where are you? You are a big shot.

A: What's the matter?

Generally speaking.

A: Ah.

This man is a little taller than this woman. Do you think it's useless? Look, alas, don't lift your feet. This is a natural disaster.

Oh, because I am shorter than you.

B: Much shorter.

A: Be a woman.

Stupid.

A: Big girl.

B: That's right.

A: Wow, it's a big girl this time.

B: Big girl.

Oh, yes. I am here.

B: What's the matter?

A: I am very attractive.

B: Ah, ah, ah, it's still charming.

I will be the eldest daughter.

I'll make you up.

A: Make-up.

B: hey ~

A: Wear a braid.

Oh, no, no.

A: Please cut it short.

Hey, I have it here. Do you see it?

A: What's the matter?

I have a handkerchief here.

What's this handkerchief for?

This handkerchief is like a scarf.

A: Yo.

B: After wearing it, we can see the difference between men and women.

A: Oh, there is a difference.

B: That's right.

A: Of course.

You sit on the sofa and wait.

A: Where to sit? Where to sit?

B: Ah.

A: Where to sit?

Sit on the sofa.

A: Sit on the sofa.

B: Ah.

This sofa is very comfortable.

B: That's right.

A: It's not here.

B: Huh?

A: Move backstage and get a sofa.

B: Where can I move it?

You let me sit on the sofa.

B: We are performing. Just squat here and make gestures.

A: Get down.

B: Hey.

A: So.

B: By the way, hey, I said you weren't sitting on the sofa.

Why don't I squat down?

Have you seen the sofa? He has a backrest. Lean back.

A: Lean back a little.

B: Lean back, it's more comfortable to walk. That's sitting on the sofa.

This sofa is more tiring than standing.

You can make do. That's all we have.

A: Come on.

B: Come (learn music) Miss Di Da Dang Di Da Deng Deng Da Deng Deng Dai Di Dundi, please dance.

A: (with lips)

Miss, what's the matter? Please dance.

A: (Ignore)

Well, who offended her? Well, reach out and walk. Well, the eyes of another generation of monkeys are Tang Ding ... My hometown is Huaguoshan. I turned on the light, opened the rope and took one ... Wow!

A: (somersault)

Who brought the monkey in?

A: This is not a monkey trick.

You are ridiculous. Do you know the rules of dancing?

Are there rules for dancing?

Of course, I will pay tribute to you here. You stand up and respond, and then we start dancing and chatting.

A: Oh

We can still find someone.

Can we find someone?

B: Of course.

A: Impossible!

B: Then come again.

A: Come on.

B: Really ... (studying music) Di Da Dang Di Da Deng Deng Da Deng Deng Dai Di Dundee ~

A: Play, wipe, wipe ... What's your last name?

B: My last name is Jia.

What's your name?

B: Jia Daya

A: What's the name? Who gave it to him? What an ugly name Jia Daya is.

My dad gave it to me. What do you care? Make do with it.

A: Play, rub, rub ... How old is it?

B: 38

A: Why?

B: Play cotton.

A: Married?

Not yet.

Yo, it's late enough, but you have to hurry.

B: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, di ~ da ~ dang ~ da ~ ...

A: All right, all right. Fuck you.