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Talk to your best friend.

1. I don't expect others to love me much. I just hope that you can help me when I am confused.

I didn't meet you at the best time, but I spent the best time with you.

Unconsciously, your best friend has become another self.

Quarrel, bicker and vent, you will always be my best friend!

5. Xiao Qiang, who can't be killed, is inseparable from her sisters.

6. When your wedding dress lands, I will be by your side, no matter the ends of the earth. For your girlfriend.

7. I met a lady who was an airplane for the first time, and only after I met her did I know that she was released from that mental hospital. This is for your best friend.

8. Thank all those who have accompanied me to the present, especially those who intend to accompany me.

9. I have been at the same table with my best friend for three years. When she was lovelorn, I wiped her tears every day, accompanied her to the playground, comforted her and enlightened her.

10. A best friend is a girl who touches her hand when she meets you and gives up when you are angry.

1 1. My best friend likes to see someone who doesn't love him praise him with a stranger.

12. Bring our friendship to the end of the news broadcast.

13. Sisters, we will never leave.

14. Sisters, thank you. Fortunately, I still have you.

15. Sisters are brothers and men are clothes. If anyone touches my sister, I'll tear his clothes.

16. Few people can continue to like you even after being rejected.

17. Nothing, even if the sky falls, they will support me.

18. No one can take your place. Long live the sisters.

19. Fate makes us hug each other tightly, fate makes us never part, time makes your heart for me never change, and life makes me cherish each other more.

20. Boys must not understand that girls' best friends have to go to the bathroom together.

2 1. There are two kinds of people who can play with me, one is tolerant of my mental illness, and the other is as crazy as me.

22. You are upset, you want to be crazy, you want to play, and the sisterhood will accompany you without saying anything.

23. If you break her wings, I will destroy your paradise.

24. Do you believe it? Jealousy also exists in the friendship world, and its taste is no less than love.

25. Do you believe there is a feeling that you will never lose your life to time?

26. Friends or lovers, if you are not sincere to me, why should I be sincere to you?

27. In fact, we just need to find someone who can talk, get along, be comfortable together and miss for a long time. So is love, and so is friendship.

28. Please remember a world, a dream, a sky and a breeze.

29. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't believe that friends know how to listen better than lovers. Friendship can transcend the sky.

30. The friendship of three people needs time to run in.

3 1. If you are sentimental, it is easy to get old and your sisters will be knocked down.

Listen, if someone breaks my sister's wings, I will destroy the whole heaven.

33. I suddenly found myself a person who can treat my rival as a girlfriend!

34. I love skipping classes with my girlfriends, stealing water bottles, and staying overnight. I always forget that I said I really miss it.

35. My sister must be my maid of honor, my child's godmother and my best friend for life.

I will be fine, don't worry about me, give it to my best friend.

37. I don't want men and love, but I just can't lose you, a dead woman who abuses every day.

38. We hold hands, we go shopping together, eat together, sleep together, count the stars together, and look at handsome guys together. Who says friendship is not as good as love?

39. Now many people are beyond my reach, and I don't even have the basic right to visit.

40. A sister is bigger than the sky, and several women are so tall.

4 1. Sometimes friends become enemies, but the saddest thing is that friends become strangers.

42. True friends will not affect their feelings even if they quarrel. False friends, even if they have fun, are just acting.

43. A true friend is when you deceive everyone, you can see through your true appearance and your inner pain.

44. True friendship is not inseparable, but that no matter how far apart, one's affection remains the same.

45. It is good to have one or two close friends, but there is no need to have too many. The happiness of a friend lies in firm trust.

46. Take the initiative to chat with you, and you should cherish the people who chat. Because no one will live a full life with someone who doesn't care.

47. Sister, wherever you are, my heart is there.

48. There are always a group of people who appear when I am lonely and sad.

49. What I like best is that my sisters are bigger than the sky all their lives.

Close friends in the boudoir talk about the whole book, and friendship talks about close friends in the boudoir.

1. I tell you, with our original friendship, I dare to run wild in your life all my life.

2. Girlfriend, when your wedding dress lands, I will match my short skirt.

The sunshine was just right that year, and we met and felt that you were another me.

The best friend is when people all over the world think I make a mountain out of a molehill, but she understands why I cry so hysterically.

A best friend is a strange thing that you miss when you can't see it, hate when you see it, and you can bully others but not yourself.

Only you will listen to my nonsense, and only you will understand my silence.

7. We agreed not to be apart, but to be together all the time, even against time, even against the whole world.

You are my best friend now, my maid of honor in the future, and my godmother in the future.

9. The best friendship is nothing more than: I never envy how many handsome boyfriends you have made. I only envy the strange man who can steal you from me easily. For your girlfriend.

10. I didn't meet you at the best time, but I had the best time with you.

1 1. I'm tired. Come on, find food and shelter. This is my best friend. /Shuo Shuo/

12. You know everything I am proud of, so you often throw cold water on me for fear that I will get carried away; You know all my shameful things, but you keep my good image a secret.

13. I have always envied my best friend. She has the best girlfriend in the world.

14. She is not me, but she can still feel the same. Similar people are suitable for having fun together, and complementary people are suitable for growing old together. Just right, she is both. For your girlfriend.

15. I have a best friend who talks about everything and occasionally has bad feelings.

16. The happiest thing in my life is that a group of people spoil me and make me arrogant. For your girlfriend.

17. Maybe your girlfriend will find fault if she has nothing to do, and she will never give up if she has adversity.

18. My best friend, because of you, I am not lonely in my life. In youth, we witnessed each other's growth. In the ignorant years, I laughed with you and cried with me. We never gave up along the way. Life is so busy and full that I can't help it. Although we can't eat, sleep and study crazy together all day, our hearts are always together and our feelings remain the same. When we are white-haired, we will become each other's crutches. You lean on me, I lean on you, watch the sunset, talk about the past and help each other from morning till night. My best friend, in this life, thank you.

19. I always believe that my best friend will become very rich and then support me. And that's what this guy thinks.

20. Happiness is that even if you don't have a boyfriend, there will still be a dear girlfriend who says she loves you.

2 1. Girlfriend means that even if I don't say it in the preface, you can understand it; Even if we don't say anything together, we won't feel embarrassed.

22. A best friend is a girl who touches her hand when she meets you, speaks without mercy, and gives up when you are angry.

23. The first time I met a lady who was an airplane, I didn't know that she was released from that mental hospital until I met her. This is you.

24. The best friend is the one who can turn your tears into laughter in an instant.

25. There is a girlfriend who is more beautiful and better than you, but in her eyes, you are always the brightest light.

26. Those who dare to quarrel are good girlfriends, but those who don't quarrel are real girlfriends.

27. The most beautiful face in the world is your smile. I wish you meet someone who really loves you. I hope I can accompany you from school uniform to wedding dress, spend your youth and get married. Agree who gets married first, and the other party must be the maid of honor. You get married, cross the ocean to support your red umbrella. To my best friend, to my male best friend, and to my male best friend's birthday.

1, from male girlfriends to couples to friends, all this came too fast and went too fast because I didn't cherish it.

2. After I get sick, I will always be the first to visit, care for myself and stay with me, because I am the best friend.

3, occasionally angry, even if you don't say sorry, you will soon make up, because you are girlfriends.

All the reliable friends of the opposite sex I know are working relationships, so I can't touch them. The unreliable friends of the opposite sex you know, like you, have no skin and no face, and you can't touch them.

It's almost my birthday, I'm one year old. How time flies! But I still seem to be where I am!

6, don't always think who is cold, maybe people just don't want to tease you.

7. I have a bad mouth. I especially don't mind eating soft rice. I eat hard when I am soft here. I like boyfriends.

Dear yourself, today is your birthday. Happy birthday. There is only one you in the world. Even if no one knows how to appreciate it, you should love yourself and be yourself.

9. It's your birthday again. I wish you a happy life. This is a new beginning. I wish you a solid body. Make a new wish and hope that our friendship will last forever.

10, I don't think boys understand why two good friends have to go to the toilet together. Actually, I don't know where to start. Maybe we just want to giggle together. Maybe we just want to walk together and tell some jokes that we are afraid of forgetting in an instant. In other words, we are simply afraid to leave each other for a short time.

1 1, a heartbeat is better than a hundred touches.

12, I wanted to fuck you the first time I saw you. Sven people call this love at first sight.

13, this birthday is my own, and I am one year older. Thanks to my lovely roommate for helping me celebrate my birthday early, and "beautiful" peas came back to replenish my supplies. Happy birthday to myself.

14, girlfriend, you are not the same as before. I feel that we are getting farther and farther away. You are like a duckweed on the sea. When I touched you gently, you drifted away and finally disappeared.

15, dear yourself, don't be too low-key, sometimes be tough, and you must get back when you are bullied! But don't hold grudges. Let them express their opinions. Pity will make you noble.

16, I want to get married right away. Do you think it's ok? I love male girlfriends 1. Happiness is that even if there is no boyfriend, there will still be dear girlfriends who say they love you.

17. Sooner or later, you will know how to forbear, understand, forgive and tolerate. You are no longer haggle over every ounce, no longer aggressive, and no longer only consider your own feelings. You will no longer be furious about gossip, impulsive about emotions, and complaining about trifles in life. You will no longer be sharp-edged, reckless, hostile and reckless in hurting others.

18, the longer the tree of youth is, the more lush it is, and the longer flower of life is. Please accept my deep wishes for your birthday. May this monologue stay on the title page of your life; May this sincere hope bring you new happiness.

19, happiness is that even if you don't have a boyfriend, there will still be a dear girlfriend who says she loves you.

20. "Men are all the same, eating what is in the bowl, looking at what is in the pot and thinking about what is in other people's pots." I like boyfriends. "

2 1, the ringing bells rang, the splendid fireworks bloomed beautifully, and the gurgling streams tinkled back to Song Song for your birthday. I wish you a happy birthday, a safe and auspicious life, and good luck!

22. You should move forward. It's no use always looking back.

23. Don't make unnecessary comments if you don't know my story.

24. Flowers are similar from year to year, but people of different ages are different. It's not a dream to wake up, and there are many wrinkles between the eyebrows. On your birthday, I just hope you can be happy, healthy and beautiful. Happy birthday!

25. You have no scruples about talking to her. If you are jealous, you will feel very sweet and really don't talk about anything. It's your best friend.

There is no such thing as pure friendship between men and women. Most girls look for so-called male girlfriends just for a reason to play with spare tires aboveboard.

27, two green leaves, full of its friendship with the same root; A congratulatory message condensed my wishes to you. May happiness embrace you and have a happy birthday on this special day that belongs to you!

28. I quietly bring you the happiness and joy of my heart boat: Happy holidays.

29, the advantage is non-stick, and so are the disadvantages. Classic personality quotations for yourself.

30. How can the person I am trying to protect be said to be worthless by you?

3 1, remember the three sentences I told you? I believe you haven't forgotten. Today is your birthday. I just want to say that you are one year older. I hope you can judge your life better. No matter what setbacks you encounter, you must persist in fighting for your dreams!

32. We are all poor people. People you like can't get it, those you get don't cherish it, the doubts you have together, and the lost memories.

Dear yourself, never make a promise to others easily. A promise is a debt owed!

34. If you get something, but you think that's all, then what you want is actually your desire. If you can't let it go after you get it, that's what you really want.

You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't give yourself happiness. Happy birthday to myself.

36. When you see this news, haha! You are one year older! If you want to be young forever, please read the following words aloud: Today is my birthday, I am so happy!

37. After thinking about what you want to do for a long time, you will lose your enthusiasm.

38, girlfriend, just one or two, there is really no need to have too many. The happiness of a friend lies in firm trust.

39. Skin care products on the dining table are always more expensive and better than cosmetics. For women, it is better to keep it outside than inside.

Happy birthday to myself. If I want to be happy, I must be happy.

4 1. It's hard to find a good man now. It's too late to jump the queue now. There's no time to queue up.

42. If you don't break out in silence, you will perish in silence. -Lu Xun's "In Memory of Liu Hezhen Jun"

43. A person must have shortcomings, or he won't live long.

44. Crappy love words have become broken thoughts since I met you.

45. Sit on the Diaoyutai in Jiang Taigong and wait for flies to bite your broken eggs.

46. Rabbits bite when they are in a hurry. You bit me. You bit me. I don't bite. Dogs like to eat shit. I don't like eating it ............

47. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates. Classic personality. Tell me about yourself.

48. We are not relatives, but we are better than relatives. We are not lovers, but we have stronger feelings. We are not fish and water, but we can't be separated. My dearest, I must remember to dress beautifully and be in a good mood on Sister's Day. Take some time to think about me, and my heart will be sweet!

49. There are always a few minutes, and you are willing to trade every second for a year. There are always several scenes, each of which you are willing to try your best to remember.

50. You don't know how to refuse. You are always afraid that your words and deeds will make others unhappy. You always try your best to meet every request of others. Although you are not completely willing, no one appreciates you, because in the eyes of others, you are just a free worker, and there is nothing to be grateful for what you have done. They're getting worse. Unknown so, in fact, you are too lonely because of yourself. Who told you to care too much about others and forget yourself?

5 1, the way you try to get along with others is really lonely.

52. Time has passed and we have been growing. We don't know how long we will hold hands. No matter how long the future direction is, we have been holding hands and moving forward.

53. When our feelings are weak, we will cultivate them again. If we have nothing to say, let's find another topic. If we are tired, we will get to know each other again. If we are tired, we will give each other space. It's not easy to meet you, and we don't want to push it away.

54. At the beginning, I wanted to be a hero, a superman, and a powerful person surrounded by a halo. Later, I just wanted to be an ordinary person with a cat and a dog, a small house and a lover.

55. A broken mirror cannot be reunited; it should be broken and smashed into slag.

56, as long as there are girlfriends together, it is called smashing! I hope our friendship will last forever.

57. As the saying goes, a husband and wife are grateful for a hundred days, but they are heartless in buying and selling. I like boyfriends.

I don't want to say anything. I just want to die now, because I won't be happy without you on this birthday.

59. I have been holding hands while shopping, saying that I will not let go of each other's hands just because I am a girlfriend.

60. "Spring breeze is proud of horseshoe disease". At the beginning of the new year, I wish you a warm spring breeze and a bright future without stopping!

6 1, today is my birthday, I hope I will smile and be happy in the future without you.

62. "I look like a fairy, but I look miserable at first sight, just like that online shopping." The photos look good, and I am also surprised by the inspection. "

63. Grow up, but don't become those strange and unlovable people.

64. At the moment of parting, I said that time was not long, and it would not be a lifetime. The heart is there, and the feeling is there. At the moment of parting, you said: If the heart is there, we will all be there.

65. Some wounds will heal after a long time; Some grievances are relieved when they are figured out; Some pains, endured for a long time, have become a habit ... However, in many lonely moments, they come back to my heart.

From the beginning, we were strangers and became such close friends. In retrospect, we always smile. We were moved, quarreled and crazy, but we never regretted it. We believe more and more that our relationship will last forever.

67. Happy birthday to you among the layers of green leaves!

When I came home from school, it was already dark. She will worry that I will be afraid alone and send me home, because I am a best friend.

69. Go and blow the wind. If you can wake up, it doesn't matter if you catch a cold.

70. From today on, be a difficult person, lose your face to the person you hate, and tell your lover aboveboard. I would rather live a few years less than be happy.

7 1, load a copy that others don't understand. The more you grow up, the more lonely you get. Listen to this song repeatedly, draw a circle on the calendar every day, count the time to leave, and count how many days we can meet again.

72. Learn to be brave, learn to love, learn to be true, and be a cool person.

73. After chatting, we will say good night. At school, we will say: Dear, after school, let's go home together, because we are best friends.

74, high heels, black pants, black skirt, pure. The ink coat is young with long sleeves, and the flowing black hair is full of vitality. Far-sighted, tall and slim, close-up shot of beautiful black roses. Beautiful mind, big eyes, warm and pure smile.

75. If you want to find happiness, you must first know what happiness looks like! Happiness in the movie tells you that Snow White and the prince lived happily ever after, but no one ever told you that later the prince fell in love with their nanny, and Snow White got diabetes and all her hair fell out! I like boyfriends.

76. As soon as I can't find you, I will think of the worst. It must be someone who really cares about you.

77. In this life, what makes me happiest is watching girl friends happy one by one.

78. Dear classmates and friends, happy birthday. I wish you happiness every day, good luck every year and happiness all your life!

79. I wish you "Happy Birthday" with infinite love. I wish my favorite brother a happy day!

80. At dawn, happiness is around you. The sun is shining, the smile is bright, and the sun is setting. Happiness follows you all day. Friends who care about you sincerely wish you a happy birthday forever on this day!

8 1, I was hung by my boyfriend for two hours, and I will hang him for two hours.

82. Maybe I met him so early that no one after him could really like me from the bottom of his heart.

83. Facing a stone, if you carry it on your back, it will become a burden. If you put it under your feet, it will become a ladder for you to move forward. Life gave you a piece of wood. You can choose to rot slowly, or you can choose to burn.

My boyfriend told me that he would sing for me and buy me food. I believed him. I've been waiting for 23 days, but I haven't.

85. Before you blow out the candle, please say to yourself: Pabu, please answer Kaha at the beginning of Qingyi! The wish will come true soon, because this sentence means: Happy birthday, fool!

86. On a continuous basis, love in the new century will become more diversified. Wake up, crazy girl, the intersection of fantasy spiritual pursuit and fantasy love plot will only give you the feeling of expectation, sadness and despair. What love and affection, today's social love has followed into diversification, what is single-minded, and what is together. Changing the object of love and falling in love have long been tolerated and loved by people. The mossy past of 3,000 years has been cut off. Don't be angry with yourself for some people or things you liked and hated in the past. It's meaningless to feel pity. I keep my feelings in my heart, and I don't care if my diet is irregular, my body is broken and there are problems everywhere. I think the essence of self-love is that you can't love. It's good not to see the sun. Don't bully me just because I just walked past you. How can we enjoy the warmth of the sun without being infected? Always let me taste Leng Yue. Listen to your heartbeat, your stomach is twisted with sadness. I hate you.

87. I hope I can be with you every year of my life. Happy birthday!

88. Although the humble abode is small, it is good to be warm. Although the ants are bitter, it is good to have dreams. Although the price is high, it's better to save it. Although you have a lot on your mind, relax. Although I earn less money, it is good to be safe. I hope you can put aside your distractions and wish you a happy birthday!

89. Since childhood, people who accompany themselves are the best girlfriends except parents. In short, it doesn't matter how many friends there are, there is only one girlfriend. At first, you are together, and later you may be separated, but if you really have a heart, your dream is there, and there is love between heaven and earth.

90. Although cats are afraid of water, they like to eat fish, just as I often dislike you, but I still want to be separated from you forever.

9 1, any psychological and physical impulse will eventually return to calm. Life will still fall on rice, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar tea.

92. The male god is very kind to me these days. I thought he liked me, too. As a result, he just wanted to please me and let me help him chase my best friend.

93. The angel asked me to take a message for you, wishing you a happy birthday and telling you good news. In a hundred years, you will be reinstated as Marshal Hua Gai.

94. There is a kind of boy who can't touch it, but his voice is gentle but overbearing. When I woke up, his hair was a little crooked than yours. He squints at you in the sun and asks you some childish questions. When your heart is being captured by him inch by inch, he smiles and tells you that he is finally with the person he likes. This is not the worst. Worst of all, he didn't forget to say good night to you when he clearly had someone he liked.

95. After many years, you will find that the person who once made you hysterical has now become irrelevant.

96. After chatting, we will say good night. At school, we will say: Dear, after school, let's go home together, because we are best friends.

97. I am most afraid of being in love, but what I say in my mouth is all hurtful. Probably pretending to be strong has become a habit, so I can't be mainly in front of the person I love most.

98. A good girlfriend is someone who catches one of your shortcomings and talks for a long time.

99. Happiness means that you never have to answer who is happy and who is unhappy, that is, you are really happy.

100, I always can't understand your expression, even if you are smiling, I will feel very sad.