Tell me about the fat man. Funny sentences to describe yourself as fat.

1 In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.

I'm not fat, I'm just thin.

My father expressed his opinion about my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

4. cherish the thin people around you, because you don't know which day, Ta will be blown away by the wind. Cherish the fat people around you, because I don't know which day, Ta will be blocked on the road. Cherish the present, because I don't know which comes first, tomorrow or accident. Learn to cherish and life will be better.

5. Do you think it's strange to be fat now to store fat for the winter! You skinny people are going to freeze to death.

6. Such a circle is like a football.

7. Calculate the total score of boys: boys have good hands, knife-shaped eyebrows, gentle voice, straight nose, long legs and good collarbone, can play basketball, cook, tell jokes and humor, can fight, and are handsome with full marks.

8. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die. But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

9. The man who came face to face turned back because of appreciation rather than curiosity.

10, find a job you like, and you won't be rejected because of your size.

1 1, I am fat, but I have a collarbone!

12, I am fat because I have a lot of things in my heart, and I am not thin.

13, fatty, your figure is really standard, fat but not greasy.

14, when winter comes, we should all eat fat meat so as not to be cold.

15, a few years later, show your grandson your slightly yellow wedding dress: Grandma just held her waist like this!

Everyone says I'm fat! In fact, I am thin!

17, it is a woman's greatest luck to meet a gentle and affectionate man who loves her deeply. This kind of luck is better than a beautiful face and a figure that can't get fat.

18 I'm losing weight. I don't diet or exercise. I use my mind. I will be thin, thin, thin.

19, every time I talk about losing weight, I just want to scare my little fresh meat.

20. Women are water and flowers. Take good care of yourself and make your beauty last. Remember, no matter how old, fat and ugly you are, the love of beauty can't disappear. Make yourself beautiful every day, and you will attract others' affirmation.

2 1, may you be greedy and not fat, may you be lazy and not ugly, and may your affection not be disappointed.

22, the big chest is a fig leaf for fat people, and the thin legs are flat-chested figs.

23. Girls in Shanghai now know why drinking cold water always makes them fat!

24, losing weight is not so easy, every piece of meat has its temper.

Don't think I'm fat, you're just jealous that I eat better than you?

26. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not bad.

27. I really hope there is someone who can make me miss you so much. I don't think about tea and rice, I can't sleep well, and I am getting thinner and thinner.

28. A friend told me that she would come to see me again after she lost weight. I was very nervous after hearing this. Perhaps this is the most tactful farewell.

I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They are in pK every day. I use my hand to index. Emma, my stomach won again today.

30. Everyone says I'm fat, but I'm just thin.

Describe your fat face.

I haven't digested the hot pot at noon, but I stuffed a pile at night. Fat legs, fat hands, fat face and thick waist. Full moon wine, 30 years, I still don't know if I like children. 30 years old, more and more naive. In the best years, thinking of a scum, numb to move bricks. Occasionally I think, why should I do this? Why should I be with these people? No, often. Well, I can't change it. I don't have the courage to change it.

Describe your fat face.

First, is there a feeling that you feel fat overnight and feel small in a few days?

Second, boyfriend, I warn you, if you call me fat, a lipstick and a lipstick in the future, if you keep calling me fat face and thick legs, I will have a meal. Think for yourself how much lipstick and meat you already owe me.

Third, when eating and biting the muscles on the inside of the cheek, I suddenly realized that I was fat!

Fourth, I feel that half my face is swollen. Ask my sister. Sister looked at it for a long time, and emmmm's face was not too fat.

5. The little man who says he is not fat but has a fat face is so cute that he wants to bite MengMeng's bread face.

With all due respect, I don't think my photos are well taken. Why don't you go back and look in the mirror yourself and have a good look at your honor? Don't you have any pressure in your heart? I didn't see you upset when you ate Hesse. Is it my fault that your face is fat and your neck is thick? I told you to get ready before taking pictures. What can I do without changing clothes and makeup? Besides, I don't use every photo until you nod. Don't you think it's too late to talk about it when it's finished? It's almost over if you say a few words to your face. Say BB every day, how big is your face? I just want to reply to your inculcation: go to MLGB.

Seven, obviously found his face fat, I want to eat less, eat less, or how to go home for the New Year!

Eight, the face is fat several times, and the fat face is blessed. Try to make your life more complete.

Nine, although my face is fat, I am very happy to be a bridesmaid for the last time.

10. While eating, while eating, while eating (eating *n), I feel that my face is not fat.

Xi。 I've made my face fat recently. Although it is cold in winter, I still can't stand this rhythm.

Twelve, I just used two expressions of special dissatisfaction and disdain to show respect for my fat face.

Thirteen, the face is fat and unlovable, and the waist is ruined. Short legs are not a disease, but thick legs are fatal. How can a woman control her life when she can't even control her weight?

Fourteen After looking at the previous photos, I'm really sure I've lost weight. Now wearing a huge fat body of 106 kg, colleagues in the company say that Lisorius has a bulging face. I want to lose weight, lose weight, at least take wedding photos and wear wedding dresses.

Fifteen, the face is fat and shapeless. Looking at P's self, I am disgusted with this self. Looking at MengMeng, being fat is worth it, but I hope everything is worth it except this!

Sixteen, the weather is getting colder and colder, and I can't help wanting to eat delicious food every day. Although I went dancing recently, my parents, aunts and brothers all said that my face was fat.

Seventeen, sure enough, I feel fat when I buy clothes. People with round faces can't afford to get hurt. ﹏。 If you don't dress properly, you will look fat, so, um, it's time to lose weight.

Eighteen, I don't accept my fat face. I told myself: I look fat in front of the camera.

Nineteen, my face is as fat as my whole method two. I'm really tired of seeing my old hairstyle. New hairstyle and new happiness. hahaha.

Twenty, after returning to China for two months, I gained a lot of weight and my face was so fat that I felt swollen. I have to cover my face every time I take a selfie, and then I don't know how to lose weight. Ten thousand sighs are omitted here.

Twenty-one, in the casino, in order to prevent gamblers from stopping gambling when they see that they can't afford to lose, they usually don't have mirrors; Similarly, in restaurants, in order to prevent foodies from eating when they see that they look fat, mirrors should not be set.

Twenty-two, Emmmmm, finally brought in contact lenses for the first time, and I felt fat at first reaction.

Twenty-three, I always feel that I am not photogenic, and the photos I take are always not good-looking! Now I finally understand, it's not that I'm not photogenic, it's that my face is fat! Although fat will be unhappy, at least it is not because of ugliness.

Feeling fat, I decided not to eat dinner recently to lose weight. As a result, my fake boyfriend, who has a two-hour time difference in Xinjiang, poisoned me late at night, making me hungry and hungry, so I could only watch. Hey, what did I do as a fake boyfriend?

Twenty-five, I find that I can eat more and more. If you continue to eat, your face will not only get fat, but also be broken.

Twenty-six, people are taking selfies with their boyfriends, and my brother and I are taking selfies. Finally, Zhang Nai took a selfie by herself. Although he knows his face is fat, this pie-like face still makes me vomit.

I'm twenty-seven, and my face is chubby. I still comfort myself. Hum, I'm not thin.

28. Looking through old photos, I found that I have changed a lot. The face has gained weight once or twice, and people have gained weight once. Now, as long as the light is good, you can have the same skin color with the filter, and your hair is long and short, and the hairline seems to really move back. There are many old photos, but some are still missing. Looking at the photos, some memories can still be remembered, but some people can't match the numbers. Collection lovers are also very sad.

Twenty-nine, when I look at myself in the mirror at ordinary times, I still feel quite pleasing to the eye. The photos taken this morning were compared with those taken in high school, and I realized that my face had gained so much weight.

Thirty, but after eating the canteen for two days in a row, I was told that my face was fat and I really couldn't indulge myself in winter.

Thirty-one, sorting out the photos of Kenichi before he entered school. I used to feel fat in my face, but now I feel fat is very fun.

I boast of my fat face and white teeth. I look forward to being the best I can be in the future.

33. I really can't believe I'm fat, because I flaunt myself as the type to eat fat. I watched a video with my mother tonight. My mother said my face was as fat as a steamed bun.

Funny that Fat 2020_ My obesity is only temporary.

1, am I fat? No, just hold it comfortably. You can't hold it any longer. I won't take it.

If you want to catch the subway without being crowded, just get up early. If you want to eat more and not get fat, just exercise. If you want to do everything well, just work hard. But only if you like me, I'm at a loss.

I ate quietly, just like I gained weight quietly. I overslept, but I brought a piece of fat.

4, I want to thin into a flash of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

In the dormitory, a chubby girl sat on the bed and played with her mobile phone. I took a casual look and saw a spider climb into her bed. I yelled at her: Wow! ! There are spiders in your bed! There are spiders! ! At this time, the goods got angry and shouted at me: There is only a pig in your bed! ! !

6. Who says I'm fat, and who am I in a hurry with? I'm just a little swollen.

Even if you lose weight and look good, everything will be fine. People who don't love you still don't love you. Even if you are fat and ugly, people who love you will not abandon you.

8. We will still miss the past, miss our carefree childhood, or look forward to the day when we grow up. Groups of immature faces and chubby little hands are piled up in strange shapes by autumn mud dug out of the ground. But at that time, the space has changed. None of you are in my world, and I am the only one left, shouting silently in an empty heart and being childhood friends.

9. Don't look at A Dun's fat and trembling, but his actions are as alert as a leopard against a hunter.

10, holding a fat doll and holding a duck in his hand.

1 1, nine cold months, she turned into countless flying snowflakes and landed in the corner of the world step by step with elegant steps. The eternal pine tree was also moved by its glittering and translucent, covered with layers of silvery white, and the chubby snowman on the ground stared at the sparkling ice flowers on the treetops in disbelief, which was imitated all over the world. What a charming winter it is!

12 Please, don't lose weight and don't leave me! Don't you know, I never thought you were fat, and even prayed that you would never get thinner. The fatter the better! I like the way you look fat, no, it's love, love from the heart! Recently, however, you

13, fat people are generally the hungriest, because there is a word called, the hungriest and heaviest.

14, one white covers all the ugliness, and one fat destroys everything.

15, a fat woman said to her husband: What worries me is not my weight, but my height. According to the ratio of weight to height, I should be 2.5 meters.

16, don't call me fat, I think you are jealous that I eat better than you!

17, the university is a hotbed of love, and pulling down the curtain of graduation has become a mourning hall for love.

18, delicious fierce woman, dare to face the obese body and the critical eyes of the masses.

19, I was so happy when I was fat, and I felt that love wandered wider in my body. Later, love left and became unhappy. But now I am finally thin, but I am still so unhappy. Maybe I'm happy, but it really has nothing to do with being fat or thin.

20. Thin people wear everything, while fat people wear nothing.

About funny fat people, talk about 20xx two.

1, originally prepared to thin into a flash of lightning this year, blinding your eyes, but it turned out to be a wall, blocking your sight. . .

2. I have heard the sweetest love story: you live in my heart when you are thin, and you can't get out when you are fat.

People who were kind to me when I was fat will definitely repay you if I lose weight.

4. Who says pig brain is the most stupid? I said the pig's brain is the cleverest. Eat a bag and sleep. You don't have to think about anything. You can only say that the pig's brain is well maintained and your brain is also the best maintained.

I like the constitution that I can't get fat no matter how I eat.

6. The night is getting late. I woke up from my sleep because I thought of you. Why do you always leave me quietly in the middle of the night? I really need you. Where did you drop the pillow?

7. Who will call me fat or black after school starts? I will die with this murderer! ! !

8. A male friend said to me: Whether a man loves you or not depends on whether he is willing to spend money for you. What can he talk about loving you? Think about it. That makes sense. Doesn't mean that only millionaires are qualified to spend money on women they like. A man is willing to give you his money to make you feel happy in love and satisfy your wishes within his own ability. This is to love you. Men should spend money on women they like. Only stupid women get fat in the face. Not only does she not need men to spend money for her, but she will even spend money for men. ......

9. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and exquisite when they are short.

Life is like a box of chocolates. I never know how much I can gain weight by eating one more.

1 1, child: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin. Teacher's comment: Your mother, is it rebar?

12, all the bad emotions come from exams, gaining weight, lacking money and having no partners.

13, people who can't lose weight are in turmoil, and people who can't gain weight will always have nothing to hide ~

14. What's wrong with being fat? What's wrong with being poor What's wrong with being non-mainstream So you should look up and let them see that you are not only short and poor, but also ugly.

15, who says chubby girls are not good, and there are many benefits. It can't run when the wind blows, and it feels good to hold it.

16, ten or twenty years, when you are old, ugly and fat, I still love you, tfboys.

17, people who are most hungry are generally fat paper, because there is an idiom called: the hungriest is the heaviest.

18, fat people eat it in one bite. Do you think anyone can do it in one step?

19, those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who can't gain weight are fearless.

20, honey, am I fat? Are you full?

About funny fat people, talk about 20xx three.

1, [I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so my life is still incomplete after being fat for a while. ]

2. I heard a girl singing that day: I am a stranger, and I gain three pounds on holidays. QQ funny log sharing with egg pain

3. A lazy cat went crazy after a mouse and finally got married. After marriage, the lazy cat took care of the mouse in every way, and the mouse soon became very fat. The mouse was moved and said, dear, why are you so kind to me? The lazy cat squinted and said with a smile, you will know when you are fatter.

4. I am fat, not rough.

The biology teacher said that being fat is not useless. It can cushion the pressure. You see, fat people will rebound when they fall.

6. I am fat because many things are not detailed in my heart.

7. What is wrong with being fat? Fat people can pinch their faces in warm winter and cool in summer.

8. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and all the way sparks with lightning.

9. A fat pigeon walked into the central hall from the balcony, bravely took a shit and floated away! Don't be infatuated with pigeons. Pigeons are just a legend.

10, alas, I have gained weight again, and I really want to beat myself to pieces.

1 1, the reason why I am fat is that there are many things in my heart, and I am not thin.

12, your short is lifelong, and my fat is temporary.

13, don't call me fat, I think you are jealous that I eat better than you.

Sometimes you have to pretend to smile as if nothing had happened. This is not giving up, but maturing. Sometimes, all a person wants is a hand to hold and an understanding heart. You lived in my heart when you were thin, but when you got fat, you got stuck in it and couldn't get out.

15, being fat is not a sin, but God is jealous that you will lose weight too perfectly.

16, the big chest is just a fig leaf for fat people, and the thin legs are just flat-chested figs.

17, the furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but after school starts, you can't recognize me as fat!

18, others said they didn't do well in the exam because his goal was full marks. Others say that they feel fat recently, because his ideal weight is 90 Jin. Some people say that his income this month is not high, because he used to earn more than 30 thousand, and some people take pictures to reveal the famous brand logo, because he thinks it is a daily necessities. You stand in hell and look up at the sky, laughing at their greedy and hypocritical posturing, forgetting that you are just a big low ratio that does not make progress.

19 those red marshal Huang Guoguang hung on the tree, hiding behind the leaves, showing cute fat faces and welcoming Miss Qiu with a smile.

20. There is no love and hate for no reason in the world, but TM is fat for no reason.

Funny classic sentences describing people's obesity

1. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over? There are awesome people every day, especially today.

I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: one is to make me dirty, and the other is to make pigs happy. Modern people's living conditions: attend today's class, sleep yesterday's sleep and spend tomorrow's money.

I suddenly feel that I haven't gained weight after eating so much meat. I feel sorry for dead pigs, dead chickens and dead ducks. I have heartburn and indigestion.

The most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head!

5. Eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I left.

6. I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple. Funny sentences that describe people being fat.

7. I think it's good to make a phone call. What I said is valuable.

8. Laughter is just an expression and has nothing to do with happiness.

9. There may be several women who don't eat, and none who are not jealous. It will be dark, people will change and cheat each other.

10. When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an independence day.

1 1. If you want something you have never had, then you must do something you have never done.

12. The iron cock will leave some rust. You are a stainless steel cock!

13. Everyone is primitive at birth. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!

14. Don't say others are mentally ill. The premise of mental illness is that you must have a brain, but you don't even have a brain. The hero is sad about the beauty pass, but why am I not a hero and the beauty pass won't let me pass?

15. You said you liked me? In fact, at first, I actually, alas ~ let me get this straight, in fact, I like myself.

16. When you go out, there are no birds in the mountains and no footprints in the roads.

17. It's over. You won't talk to me either. I am a dog.

18. If you don't have enough to eat, how can you lose weight?

19. I don't even believe in punctuation.

20. Life is like a multiple-choice question. It is often the many options that bother you, not the topic itself. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will see that I am the smallest of all the mountains.

Funny classic sentence 2 describes people as fat.

1, I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year, blinding your eyes, but I don't want to become a nut wall and block your sight.

2. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

I don't dislike my people when I am fat. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

5. Fat people are born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.

6. Every big weight loss at the turning point of life has ulterior motives.

7. I think we should all play a movie called "In those years, we girls who couldn't lose weight". ...

8. Thanks to being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

9. Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".

10. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

1 1, the fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

12, don't wear a green down jacket, it looks like a watermelon, don't wear a red one, it looks like a tomato. Not even yellow. Wear grapefruit or something. Don't wear white, put it on like cabbage. Don't wear black, put it on like a bear. And don't wear beige. Wear it like a potato. Even if you don't wear anything, you look like a steamed stuffed bun

13, swimming in the sea has its own lifebuoy.

14, everyone lined up to weigh themselves. No sooner had someone stood up than the electronic scale rang. Please come one at a time, not two at a time.

15, the boy was chubby, his hands were shaking, and he frowned and said, "Come on!" .

16, here he comes, waddling from a distance, with short legs and a round belly, just like a stumbling duck. Approached, you can clearly see his face full of fat and sweating. He seems really tired after walking so far. When he saw me, he immediately became very worried and ran away quickly. It's a pity that he is too fat and has a lot of trouble, but his speed is not much faster. Those two fleshy arms were swinging vigorously, and their round bellies were jumping up and down, but they ran very slowly.

17, disappeared with a smile, and the two pieces of meat on the cheek kept shaking up and down with the action.

18, at this moment, I saw the door was pushed open in a hubbub and a fat man came in. Turned out to be a butcher.

19, sleeping at night, another Xiao Qiang was killed in the chest.

20. My wife is pregnant for 8 months, and her stomach is not as big as mine.

2 1, don't call others ... when you see them getting a little fat, they will become rude!

22. My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear me."

23. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

24. A fat man with a full stop is fatter than others.

25, the helplessness of the fat man: a list of small shirts.

26. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but it turned into a meatball.

27. Fat and haggard.

28. A fat man claimed that he was not a clown.

29. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

A pig is an animal, but it is also synonymous with fat people.