When the skin exploded, the circle of friends sent a special skin to say funny (83 sentences)

1. I want to sleep in class, sleep and eat, and eat and read. Alas, I'm worried about you!

2. Sheep dancing with wolves, don't forget your identity.

I have seen the ugly, but I have never seen the ugly. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

Every woman has one of the most common mistakes, that is, capriciousness.

Everyone else has hit the south wall, so I must make a lot of money repairing the south wall.

6. A knowledgeable person is exquisite in all directions, a knowledgeable person is wise to protect himself, and a knowledgeable person is bleak all his life.

7. I have been single for a long time. When I was on the bus, a girl rubbed my shoulder, which made me wonder where our children went to school.

8. I haven't heard from you for a long time, and I feel very distressed. I thought of death, and I cut my pulse with potato chips; Hit you on the head with tofu; Jump over buildings with parachutes; Noodles.

If I can, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you, but now all I can do is miss you every minute!

10, yeah! I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

1 1, you don't thrush or wear bean shoes. You told me you wanted to be a good woman. Come back, sister. More than a thousand younger brothers are waiting for you to shake your head!

12, I sincerely advise you not to eat genetically modified food. My child's paternity test gene doesn't match me, just because the child has changed his gene by eating genetically modified food, which is what my wife told me!

13, remember, dear, the good-looking ones are called coquetry, and the ugly ones are called running wild!

14, instant noodles are really convenient, but they still need electricity to cook.

15, meeting strangers is actually very troublesome, and many lies have to be told.

16, loneliness is not a sin, so why are you so tired? People who are doomed to be single from the beginning.

17, the best wishes are not written on greeting cards, but in the remarks column of the transfer.

18, Mr. Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don't understand the darkness of my day.

19. Every time I look at myself in the mirror, I swear. How can there be such beautiful people in this world?

20. Silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.

2 1, believe it or not, I fanned you on the wall and couldn't dig it out if I wanted to.

22. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death. But when the power went out, my house was dark and my neighbor's house was brightly lit.

23. My wife asked me: If a female colleague seduces you, will you listen? I smiled and shook my head, ha ha, who do you take me for? Am I the kind of person who will tell you what you really think?

24. I suggest you go to bed early and get up early as possible, don't play online games, don't eat supper, and form good habits. Over time, you will find that you have no friends.

25. Lao Wang fell into the dry well at the entrance of the village. With the enthusiastic help of the villagers, Lao Wang finally adapted to the life at the bottom of the well.

26. Although I was dumbfounded by Xueba's achievements, the speed at which I handed in my thesis absolutely stunned Xueba.

27, don't pull so far, who is sure that you can live to that day.

28. I want to give a bad review to the mother of my future partner. The delivery is too slow, and no one has received it yet.

29. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

3 1, it's really too hot. I want to find someone to have a cold war for a few days.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

33. For the rest of your life, you will wash clothes, cook and wash dishes.

To admit your greatness is to admit your ignorance.

35. You can't have your cake and eat it, but you can have both poverty and ugliness, and fat and short can go hand in hand.

36. We are no longer children. We can't be fooled by a lollipop. We need at least three.

37. Don't ask me what is the standard of being handsome, ok? Look at me and you will know!

38, don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy, have the ability to get married.

39. Sleeping in class, infatuating with handsome guys after class, chatting with girls in the dormitory, the day passed quickly.

40, looking for a girlfriend, don't look for me, too many people chasing, can't give you a sense of security.

4 1, people are always hated inadvertently, unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.

42. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

43. It's snowing. I am no longer single dog, but a sled dog.

44. The only difference between marriage certificate and health certificate is that it is not hung on the wall.

There are two kinds of people in the world who are the most charming: one is like me, and the other is like me.

46. There are two egos in the world, one is intermittent hard work and the other is persistent depravity and indulgence.

47. I often wet the bed when I was a child, and I often cry when I grow up.

48. If I hadn't met a hairdresser who acted on my own, I would have found the other half.

49. Only single dog will feel lonely when the second cup is half price, but the single pig will not. A single pig can drink two cups by himself

50. If you want to fall in love, please advise.

5 1, we always practice smiling and finally become people who are afraid to cry.

52. Someone left your number to call you. I am different. I didn't answer.

53. Give you a noodle to pry open the lock and a packet of instant noodles to pry open the lock of the whole corridor.

54. These days, there is no love that never breaks up, only when the hand doesn't hurt.

55. It is said that people with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn their faces. Forgive my unruly face, I love eating all my life.

Narcissism is not a crime. If you are infatuated with my brother, please line up behind me.

57. I hope someone will hold my hand, whether it is dull or vigorous, and we will walk together.

58. I have a new understanding of my poverty.

59. We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly anointed it!

60. The typical sign of being single is that the one-month traffic package is long gone, and more than half of the call package is left.

6 1, girl, do you look up and not bow your head, and you don't shed tears on the dog easily?

62. Some things don't need to be argued, but they obey on the surface and resist in secret.

If it rains, let it kill me!

I have never been interested in your happiness, but I want to hear about your misfortune.

65. Don't hang yourself on a tree, try more trees nearby.

I was hit by my youth, and I pretended not to apologize. So I gave you a good beating. As a result, my youth was black and blue.

67. The virus fell in love with my computer, so I can only help them.

68. Don't mess around if you don't look good. Some people spend a lot of money to burn exquisite princess rolls, but they look like Newton instead of a princess.

69. After this village, there is this shop; Because there are branches here.

70. Even if love makes me fall again, scars should be a kind of pride.

7 1. Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My character comes from who I am and my attitude depends on who you are.

72. You are the first song in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.

73. Every time someone asks for directions, I blindly point. The first reason is that I don't know the way at all. The second reason is to teach the world a lesson: don't trust good-looking people casually.

74. My ideal is to be a bather of human soul.

75. Sleepiness is a word. I'm only gonna say this once. You know I can only express it with drowsiness.

76. I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

77. A light question: Why do birds like to sit in rows on wires? The best explanation is that you can chat online.

78. How can a handsome guy who goes deep into the bone marrow not make you abnormal?

79. How to transfer the money in the brain to the bank card online? Urgent!

80. Other classes have good grades and good discipline and are liked by teachers. Our class is nothing more than a high value.

8 1, I understand all the reasons, but I can't help turning around when I hear others calling for beauty.

82. I never use cosmetics. The secret of staying young is to lie about your age.

83, beauty and ugliness have a life, there are fat and thin in the sky, and live by this sentence.