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How to say the humorous sentence "eat, drink and drink"?

1. Attendant: Cash or credit card, sir? Me: Washing dishes.

2. When I drink yogurt, I not only lick the bottle caps, but also lick the bottle caps of others.

The crew of "Deformation Meter" called me last week to let me experience the life in a big city.

In fact, I can't even afford the AA system, so I invented a new word: AAB system, which is your AA system. I'm embarrassed to eat or drink.

Take a spoon to the canteen every night, and scoop a spoon when you see someone you know. It's been like this for a week.

6. I eat for free, don't swipe my card and brush my face.

7. Help your overnight friend cook a meal every day, use his card to cook good food for him, and solve your own meal by the way.

8. I am serious about rice!

9. Succeeding in rice, eating and drinking enough, and going home.

10, going to menstruation's home for dinner is good for losing weight.

1 1, Dragon Boat Festival is just around the corner, reminding friends who are struggling in the front line of work to work hard and avoid overtime during holidays; Try to reduce three meals and eat more zongzi; Bless your friends in advance and take the initiative.