Ray Ma's Classic Quotations

1. The reporter once asked Ray Ma: "Why do your fans call you Xiao Bai?"

Pony said with a serious face, "wait a minute, because they think I'm an idiot."

Reporter mm had three black lines at that time and was speechless. ...

2. "I just want you to believe me. If I fall down here, I will stand up again somewhere. Please don't be sad. I am confident that I will stand up again. I don't want people to say that the person you support now is a person who can't do anything. At that time, you can talk to them calmly and confidently. Now I am very sad that you can't say anything! " (touchING ing)

Xiao Yu, who is eight years old, asked Ray Ma to sign it.

The staff asked Xiaoyu, "Why did you ask him to sign it?"

Xiao Yu said, "Because he is handsome!" "

While burying his head in his signature, Ma Tongxue said: "Young man, handsome is useless!"

Continue to black line three ...

4. During the competition

Wei Bin: "If I am eliminated, I will go back to Wuhan as a policeman and you will go back to Beijing to sell Lamian Noodles."

Tianyu: "I want to open a ramen restaurant. Please be a security guard. "

Wei Bin: "Thirty dollars a month."

Tianyu: "Add one more piece and it will be thirty-one."

Wei Bin: "I will stand at the door and see who dares to come here to eat Lamian Noodles."

When the reporter asked about the price of Du Nan Weekly, he asked Tianyu, "Why are you so angry? Will there be more and more embarrassing things happening in the entertainment circle in the future? "

Tianyu blinked: "There is too little money! How nice it is to add a few more zeros! "

The reporter was speechless and asked, "Do you really think so?"

Tianyu: "Yes, you see, a few hundred dollars is too little. Especially him (pointing to a tripod), only 50 yuan, how cheap, how can this little heart stand it? "

Tianyu a face of innocence, Xiang Ding a face suddenly sweating-

6. Live broadcast of the final

Moderator: "Ray Ma, talk about your hopes and blessings for the top three!"

Pony looked sober: "I hope one of the top three can win the championship!" " "

Moderator: ...

7. A program of Beijing TV.

Tianyu first introduced the process of his participation in my hero.

Female judge: "You were pushed to the top of the draft by feathers. Have you worked hard yourself? "

Ma Xiaobai replied, "I try very hard not to compete."

The whole audience laughed-

8. General communication chat

The host suggested that Tianyu come to Hangzhou and visit the West Lake by bike.

Tianyu asked stupidly, "Is it above the lake?"

9. Cross the street with friends at the red light.

The red light is on. It's going to pass.

Xiao Bai took his friend's hand and said, "Xiaoqing, let's fly-"

10, go out to play, mp3 fell into the sea.

Ma Xiaobai: "My MP3 player drowned-my MP3 player, so you sacrificed-so you left!" " "

1 1, interview with Sina

I want to write something else. After Ray Ma left. There was an episode when he left: he said goodbye to me when he passed my desk. I was busy arranging other things, and he said, "Bye-bye, bye-bye." Unexpectedly, Tianyu's classmates said, "Do you dislike me and want me to leave?" As soon as the words were finished, the whole office laughed. Oh, I don't know what to say directly.

12, Chen Yichuan: "How to walk in the street without being caught?"

Tianyu's answer is short and powerful: "disfigured!"

13 there was a time when I had a passion for catching a sofa with feathers on my blog:

I'll sit on the sofa myself! ! Ha ha ha-I'm so angry with you! !

I also grabbed the sofa-sit down.

Ps: I fell to the third page ahead of time this time, and this boy is still very proud to grab …

Ah, ah, ah. Uh-huh.-Still don't get it? Crazy @ @ @

Ma Tongxue, who couldn't grab the sofa several times, finally couldn't help complaining in the post bar, haha:

Yu, you are crazy together! !

I beg you, let me sit on the sofa by myself. How boring you are sitting all the time! ! I am angry, I want to-lose weight! ! Turn anger into strength!

14. Before the media meeting, Ray Ma hid in the background and asked Liu Ying, "How many people are there outside?" "About 20-30." He suddenly became nervous: "Ah, can I stick my tongue out later?" The childish question made everyone in the background laugh.

The reporter said that many female audiences like him because of "Motherhood Overflow". He blushed and said for a long time, "It's my sister."

15, 165438+ photo signing ceremony in Nanjing in 10.

After the feathers are signed,

The horse offered to shake hands,

Who knows, Yu didn't pay attention, turned around and left.

Ma Xiaobai lowered his head and muttered, "Don't even give me a chance to shake hands ..."

At the launching ceremony of 16 and Sohu single,

The host said that all 30,000 photos of Tianyu had been sold out, saying that he wanted to give Tianyu a mysterious gift. Tianyu was so happy that the staff brought a cake.

Tianyu began to cut the cake, and when he cut it, he found something inside.

Then Tianyu said, "There seems to be something in this cake that can't be cut, but I cut it."

The audience burst into laughter ...

The host asked Tianyu to take out the contents of the cake.

Tianyu looked at the cake and said, "Is this a waste of cake?"

The audience continued to laugh and laugh. ...

Tianyu finally took out the contents of the cake and found that it was a photo of Tianyu.

The host said: "This is the 30,000 th photo, which is particularly memorable."

Unexpectedly Tianyu let out a cry, "ah! There is still a book that has not been sold out ... "

Moderator and audience: ...

17.INetRadio after the interview, the host asked Tianyu to read two short slogans, that is, I am XXX, welcome to XXX Radio.

After reading the second article, the note reads: Love life, love BT, welcome to watch BT video.

Ma Xiaobai read aloud without thinking: "Love life, love transformation ... ah! What does this mean? ! "The host and assistant are snickering. ...

18, it is reported that Ray Ma has undergone plastic surgery.

The reporter interviewed Ma Xiao's views on this matter.

Ma Xiaobai replied: "It's so tragic to have plastic surgery like this!"

19, the puppy disappeared, and he appealed on his blog: "Come back when it's cold, son ..."

You know, it was June, this little white, why is it so cold?

20. Wuhan signed the sale, and many people kept it for several hours.

Sister Liu Ying, the host, asked, "Has anyone not eaten?"

I didn't expect Ma Xiaobai to raise his hand first: "I, I haven't eaten yet!" "

Sister Liu Ying later asked who could not stand the crowd, so I took her out.

The first person who raised his hand was Xiao Bai: "I, I'm going to faint!" " "

2 1, Tom chats

Feather asked Tianyu to go to them, and replied that he would take Tianyu to pick bayberries on the mountain alone.

Tianyu whispered shyly, "She won't sell me!"

The host replied: "No one bought it on the mountain."

22, Sohu interview

The host asked Tianyu to perform the underworld boss, and called a female feather to cooperate on the spot.

Ma Xiaobai is wearing sunglasses, and her forefinger is holding the female feather's chin: "Little girl, give me some fun!" " "

The female feather suddenly became anthomaniac.

Ma saw that no one answered: "Not happy? Then grandpa will give you a happy one! "

The following immediately burst into laughter.

23. I also told Tianyu

I said if I want to talk to you today,

Tianyu said why we should chat,

I said post it, everyone should chat during the holiday,

Then Tianyu paused for a few seconds and said, "My elimination is a holiday!"

24. "When I was a guest on the website, Brother Kai Zhong said that Ray Ma was in great pain. Someone said that to me, but I never understood why I looked so miserable. However, not many people love me. Grandpa is in poor health, and every time I feel sad, there will be fewer and fewer people who love me in this world. I'm afraid he will leave me. Every time I go back, I hold him and cry, tears are like a spring, and the lines are broken. "

25, Taizhou Song Club, was strongly kissed.

Xiaobai later said: "Nothing, fortunately, the foundation is thick and I didn't kiss it-"

Really get over it-

26. Feather from high-quality Ray Ma knows that idols love beef noodles best, so she sent dozens of beef noodles such as beef noodles, braised beef noodles, abalone beef noodles, California beef noodles and delicacies beef noodles to the hotel early. As a result, Tianyu invited our staff to have a big meal together. After eating, let's tell Feather, "Actually, I like seafood very much. Eating too much noodles will make me fat."

This child-still real-

27. Reporter: "Where do you think dating is the most romantic?"

Bai: "Where you eat, you eat and drink. How romantic, haha. "Oh, my God.

28. Reporter: "What do you do before going to bed at night?"

Tianyu: "Take a sip of water, haha." ( m.taiks.com )

I'm speechless-