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Classic about boyfriends: I don't even believe in punctuation.

1. The dream didn't come true because it was not realistic enough.

2. It's all tap water, so it's pure!

3. History, only the name is true; Fiction, only the name is fake.

4. Either endure or be cruel.

5. Don't ask me questions. Baidu knows more than I do. Ask him if you have any questions!

6. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

7. You are great. Why don't you hang your photo in Tiananmen Square?

8. Plant you in a flowerpot and let you know what vegetables are!

9. I can put your words in the oil pan and squeeze out the oil!

10. What a terrible fool an educated fool is!

1 1. I don't even believe in punctuation.

12. Hey, is your coffin upside down or sliding?

13. The higher the online rate of QQ, the more lonely this person is.

14. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

15.QQ, let's talk about it, or kindergarten is easy to mix.

16. Hit what you should! It's sad not to hit you!

17. If my life is a movie, you are a pop-up advertisement.

18. I have no time to play with you. Big names like me are full this year. I have a lot of movies, TV plays and advertisements to watch.

19. I said, big brother, I'm not a straw boat, and you bitch don't have to keep sending it to me!

20. After the two broke up completely, every year on each other's birthday, either party sent a message to send a blessing, proving that although we broke up, I still remember you and even remember your birthday. It's totally unnecessary bullshit. Do you regard people as martyrs' cemeteries?

E-baby, e-baby, e-baby, e-baby, e-baby.

Hey, is your coffin upside down or sliding?

If only I were a dandelion: I have beautiful headdress and special wings, and my mother won't stop me from sailing.

Q: What is the relationship between Pakistan and Kaspersky? A: The relationship between Pakistan and Pakistan.

I was drunk and nobody obeyed, so I held the wall.

Why do you despise so many people?

Men are made of mud. Women are made of water. You are made of cement.

Think about it, or kindergarten.

The main task of post-80s generation is to create post-00 generation.

Facts have proved that feelings can stand the wind and rain, but they can't stand the dullness; Friendship can stand the dull, but it can't stand the wind and rain.

You said you would wait for me. Did you wait? Did you find someone to wait with?

PS: I like looking at space, but I never go back, so I know everyone around me and their joys and sorrows.

Why do so many people like to prove that they are men by girlish means?

There is a bug in my house, eyah eyah.

My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Who will give me gold? I will change.

You were born with a mother, the devil was born with a mother, and you were born with a mother.

Obama may use Xifeng's DNA for biological and chemical weapons tests.

Chinese is one of the easiest languages to learn in the world, otherwise it is difficult to explain why 65.438+300 million people choose Chinese as their mother tongue.

People who look up are not necessarily looking up at the stars, but may also have nosebleeds.

What kind of world is this? People live like dogs, and dogs live like people.

Before, I regarded money as dirt; Nowadays, money treats me like dirt.

There is nothing to do. Go and wash our coal pile white.

I don't even believe in punctuation.

Tell me what you said when the girl is sad. I don't even believe in punctuation.

1. Do you know what is the most painful thing for a man in his life? Just no wife. Do you know what is the most painful thing for a man in his life? Is to have a wife and run away with someone else's mother.

Second, the best revenge is not hatred, but heartfelt indifference. Why hate an irrelevant person?

Third, I have been naive and harsh, so I know: the world is cold and people are indifferent!

Fourth, when a woman likes a man, she wants to hear lies; When a woman hates men, she wants to hear the truth.

Fifth, heartache? Blame yourself. I have the ability to love others, but I have no ability to make others fall in love with me.

6. Marriage is a game of Go.

Seven, marriage is a kind of fruit.

Eight, there are people like me; In Weibo, looking at other people's writing and finding your own part is confusing.

Nine, because of you, I know how to grow, but you are still my injury.

Ten, how much love can fool around.

Eleven, because I have never met, I have never been sad. I have never been happy.

Twelve, if you don't feel, don't give me the illusion; If you are insincere, don't disturb my heart.

13. My love for you is as vigorous as a climbing delay.

14. People whose weight is below 100 are either flat-chested or short.

Fifteen, even if you try hard, it is also a memory, because you can't forget anything.

Sixteen, a group of walking, a group of sleeping, a group of thinking, a group of drunk. A group of people are busy, a group of people are tired, a group of people are anxious, and a group of people understand. From hope to despair, hope to despair. From dream to fantasy, from delusion to nothingness. I miss you very much, miss you who came over, miss you with a sad face, miss you who is willing to give everything for me, and miss you who looks at me with loving eyes.

Seventeen, as the saying goes, regardless of time, the length of feelings, release and development, friends, I only care about quality, not quantity.

Eighteen, the center without water is desert, and the center without sound is loneliness.

Nineteen, heartache? Blame yourself. I have the ability to love others, but I have no ability to make others fall in love with me.

The enemy is someone who can still like you after seeing through you.

2 1. Looking back, we can do what we can in life. Those young and frivolous people, in this way, go further and further with the footsteps of the years. It is the years that age. What will never age is the photos you remember. A memory stays in the memory, but a relationship needs to be unforgettable for a lifetime.

Twenty-two, people are the best, not how many people you think! But how many people still think of you when you are in trouble!

23. People who are sad and happy for you are friends; People who are happy for you are enemies; People who feel sorry for you are the ones who should be in their hearts!

24. The feathers on my wings fall off for you. Do you expect me to fly for you again?

Twenty-five, love a group, even if it is used for a lifetime, it will still be enough.

26. People who really love you, no matter how hard it is, will never let you go.

Twenty-seven, is there a song that reminds me of many past events and then cries?

She taught me to smile, he taught me to cherish, and who taught me to forget?

About love, I think it is a habit. Accustomed to caring for one group and being cared for by another group. I am used to being with two groups. Accustomed to someone hugging you tightly. I am used to a light kiss. I am used to a warm smile. I'm used to having a group in your heart. I'm used to letting a group of people put you to sleep. I used to call you baby. Love is the habit of another group.

Thirty, the so-called seven-year itch is: one year novelty, two years familiarity, three years fun, four years consideration, five years plan, six years stupidity and seven years action.

Thirty-one, the feathers on my wings fall off for you. Do you expect me to fly for you again?

Thirty-two, if you can't love each other, you can be compatible at most; If you can't understand each other, you can understand each other at most.

Thirty-three, the story of the past will always be become memories, it will hurt, it will cry, it will remember, and it will always end at the beginning.

Don't forget what others say when they are angry, because that is often the truth.

Thirty-five, a society, soaring prices, can not afford to buy a house, can not afford to drive a car, can not afford to go abroad, look down on illness; In another society, you go out by police car, the house is priced according to the capital, and the car is allocated by the government. Going abroad is like an outing. All doctors are reimbursed and everything is provided. There are two kinds of people, one is very dissatisfied with society, shouting grievances and complaining; A person is satisfied with society and wants to maintain stability. This is actually a compromise between class and class.

Thirty-six, holding my dear in my arms, thinking about something else.

I don't even believe in punctuation.

38. Who can know my past life? Walking on this vast road of mortals, I always feel that some people passing by are strangers. But what is certain is that you have never met in your life. Is it because we met by a forgotten river in a previous life? Or pass by on the Naihe Bridge?

Thirty-nine, if I have to throw something, I really can't throw it away.

Forty, a mother-child game can only be regarded as borrowing strings. Play as long as you can, but after all, the borrowed year has a loan period.

Forty-one, it seems that there is an abyss behind, but it is induced by your little smile. If you stop lying, I will jump without hesitation.

Forty-two, the story of the past will always be become memories. It will hurt, cry and remember, and it will always end at the beginning.

Forty-three, I used to be such a role. What's important is that we have a prosperous stage and put on a wonderful drama to make our season full of shining memories.

Talk to loneliness, just don't want to believe that you have separated.

Forty-five, health; Just a flower blooming and falling; Just a moment when a leaf falls.

I don't know what to say to you when you are online, and I regret not saying anything when you are offline.

Forty-seven, we are in a hurry, but it is always difficult to avoid loneliness and loneliness along the way. Looking at the people around you, how many people can stop in my heart? Many times, what can move me is my heartbeat; What warms me is my tears. So we feel that the journey is long and dark, which makes us hesitant and at a loss. We should learn to walk independently, and no one will reach the opposite starting point with you.

48, want to cry, smile happily, as long as everything goes with the flow. I don't ask for depth, I just ask for complexity.

Forty-nine, you cook, I wash dishes, and sharing housework will be more loving. You don't have to tie people to some housework.

When a kite is tired of the sky, can it fall into the sea without hesitation?

5 1. Loneliness is actually beautiful. You and I both know that because we are vulgar, it is inevitable that the world will come and go.

52. The advantage of marriage is that you will always have a place of your own, but the result is that you can only have this place forever.

53. Life looks as beautiful as rain, but more often, you have to endure those cold and wet, those lonely and sunny dreams.

I even want to show off a punctuation mark you gave me.

1. One day, I will definitely live a day when I can roll over and kiss you.

One day, you will find how good I am, but I won't wait for you to get old.

Love is when someone comes and never leaves.

I am most sad to see that there are many opposite sex around you, but I am not qualified to let these people go.

Nowadays, boys are too bad, whiter, taller and more beautiful than girls, and they also compete with girls for boyfriends.

6. Being single-minded is not just liking one person all your life, but being single-minded when you like one person.

7. In life, there is one person worth remembering, and that is fate; There is a person who misses himself very much and is very happy.

8. Commitments made and debts owed; Tears left behind, love that can't be put down.

I even want to show off a punctuation mark you gave me.

10, Mushroom Cool Remember, the person who can make you forget the past must be your future.

1 1, there will always be someone leaving, which will make you feel that you have nothing in an instant!

12, if you don't treat me as a treasure, someone will treat me as a life.

13, I won't leave you, after all, you are the one who can affect my mood all day.

14, no matter how poor you are, I am your last luggage.

15, love is a disease, even if it is cured, it will leave sequelae.

16. How many scum do you need to know from blue school uniforms to white wedding dresses?

17, I am not a gentle person, but I have done everything gentle for you.

18, I fell in love with you at first sight, but you hurt me with your sword.