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Roommate dinner, tell me how to write it.

1, caught a cold, let my roommate bring black and white back to have a look: Oreo.

2. When the partners work hard to finish one thing together, although they are very tired, time will pass quickly. The only memory I recall is happiness and moving. This cultural festival is not only for the competition, but also to take this opportunity to decorate the dormitory with care, so that the dormitory will become warmer and feel more at home. Every time I return to the dormitory, I will feel happy because of such a beautiful layout. Nice to meet these warm roommates ~

I wake up at five o'clock or earlier. Yesterday's sequela was aching all over. It feels like I just climbed Mount Tai. My roommate's alarm clock rang twice at 6: 08, and now I get up. This is the beginning of the life of the schoolmasters who go out early and return late. However, I still have a lot to clean up. Anyway, going back to school will make me ache all over and have a good rest. I hope everything will get better and better.

I just washed my socks and underwear and went to the bathroom. When I came back, I saw my roommate holding my underwear and smelling it! I feel terrible. . . Just then, the goods came, fuck, you used my laundry detergent again. . .

5. Roommates go to eat skewers and watch music fountains. I, on the other hand, am eating bamboo, volcanic snow, bread and drama.

6. How time flies! Freshman semester is over ~ 6 19 roommates of gay friends delegation, see you next year ~

7. The brothers in the dormitory decided to punish their roommates as follows: let them hold the telephone poles covered with advertisements of old Chinese medicine and cry with tears: My illness has finally been saved!

8. Only uncertain things can make people suffer. Hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... so it's because this roommate is drunk and infatuated with someone?

9. Maybe there are not many things worth remembering, at least this memory is deep enough. My best friend and roommate, how could I be so reluctant to part with you?

10, the university and roommates went to wash spoons, suddenly wanted to pee, so they went in with spoons. The point is not that others look at us differently with spoons, but that I had a safe rest when I left the toilet, and others asked me, "Is the shit delicious?"

1 1, Christmas, Christmas Eve, it makes no difference when you feel peaceful, so go to the bar at home and give your roommate an apple at school. Is this sadness or helplessness?

12, a roommate, super lazy, piled clothes for three months, and finally wanted to wash them. I saw his basin, poured some water, put clothes in it, and then poured some washing powder. Here comes the point. My roommate squatted beside the washbasin and stirred it clockwise for three times and counterclockwise for three times with one finger. I was forced directly and asked him, "Are you washing clothes, too? Who taught you that? " My roommate said innocently, "My washing machine."

What is a roommate? Roommates just don't lose the money on the table. If you buy a bag of melon seeds, there will be a pile of melon seeds left.

14, I heard the first roommate say that his wife was really happy for them after she got pregnant. A few hours later, the second roommate came with the same good news. But I am not happy, not because I have any emotional entanglements with them, nor has it anything to do with the intimacy of these two roommates. People who seem to have everything are really like flowers and water.

15. Talking to her roommate about her and her boyfriend, he separated from his ex-girlfriend who had been in love for many years, and she was worried. A good friend of hers also talked to him many times, warning that he was just having fun. It's really great to have such good friends. I always thought it was just a plot in a novel. In reality, I always think that my best friend has become a mistress. I hope friends around me can care about me as much as I do.

16. Today, this wonderful roommate spent a long time in the pit. Everyone is shouting outside, will you get out? As a result, the gorgeous goods came, and on June 1 ST, the children were let out for the holidays. ..

17, I came to a strange city, but I'm not afraid to get along with my dear roommate as described in the novel, but I will try to talk less and do more!

18, after so many years, I finally found that those so-called good friends, good roommates and good sisters in school have become speechless after graduation for many years. What's even sadder is that they broke up with you because of money, and even contacted you only when they borrowed money, but it was far away to pay back the money! On the contrary, people who don't have much interest in various occasions at work have become good friends, so things have changed!

19, I feel that everyone around me has taken off the bill recently. Oh, it's not a feeling, it's true. My good friend took off the bill. There are several pairs in the class. When we talked yesterday, my roommate said flatly that she had been talking with a senior for two weeks. My mother, she was beaten ten thousand times in her heart. I've never wanted to get rid of the bill as much as I do now.

Looking back on last year, it seems that nothing meaningful has been done. In the first half of the year, I was decadent in the drama, and I was also perfunctory about the college entrance examination. I don't go to bed until I catch the play every day. Others are struggling, but I have no motivation. I just want to finish it quickly, so I never have to see ex again. I get along well with my classmates and roommates every day. I have many precious memories.

22. He also said that lol should buy a game blanket to play next semester, raise a pot of Kobanawa roommates to go out to play collectively, and have a small hot pot to take time to watch his favorite movies, so he would regret watching it again and take a lot of photos in many places. As a result, I remembered that I really wanted to give up all this.

23. If my mobile phone is not around for half an hour, I will feel insecure and tired. Won't my roommate play like this?

24. Life is always unhappy. I'm so tired every time I count. Who can I talk to? The girl who once secretly loved, the roommate who once played, and the handsome guy who once attended class suddenly realized! They are all struggling. It's gone far. And I always feel that I am standing still ~ I didn't expect that the topic of the college entrance examination composition in that year-back to the original point. Never go far. But I never gave up. The origin is not the original starting point.

25. Do I have a bad temper? I'm just a little anxious, and I'm used to being willful by my roommate. Always speak loudly when rehearsing, so cherish it. I will never see me like this again after graduation. I'm so anxious this year, I hope we can stay together all the time.