Humor confession routine

1.m: Shall we exchange gifts? Woman: OK. Man: Well, from now on, I am yours and you are mine. 2. M: Excuse me, classmate. How did you do this problem? W: Sorry, I can't. Man: Oh, you won't. Let me tell you something. Let me carry you. W: Why? Man: You were running around in my dreams all night last night. You must be exhausted. M: May I ask you the way? Woman: Where are you going? M: In your heart! 5.m: How many fingers are there in your left hand? Female: 5 Male: How many eyes do you have? Woman: 2 Man: How many mouths do you have? Female: 1 Male: Well, I love you, too. 6.M: I decided to confess! W: OK, then come on. Man: I waited outside her house for a long time, afraid to knock. Woman: Knock, I'm behind you! Man: Please open the door, I still dare not knock! 7. Man: I love you. Man: Sorry, my cat is stepping on my mobile phone. Woman: Haha, it doesn't matter. Man: Want to hear a secret? Woman: All right! M: I don't have a cat at home. 8.M: I don't know a word. Please tell me what this means. Woman: Which one? Man: Husband, woman: Husband, man: Huh? How do I remember that it means wife? Woman: It's obviously a husband. Male: wife, female: husband, male: haha ~ a couple with a happy wife. 9. M: Sorry, I accidentally tore your textbook. Woman: That's all right. Sorry, I accidentally broke your kettle. Woman: That's all right. Sorry, I accidentally broke your ruler. Woman: If you do that again, I'll make you pay for it. M: Do I have to pay for it myself? Humorous confession routines 2 humorous routines to amuse girls 1, "I'm a little depressed" and "What's the matter?" "I haven't seen you all day." 2. "I have an ambition Do you want to hear it? " Well, you said, "Hold your hand in my life" 3. "The other person is applying to enter your world" 4. "Do you know what you look like?" "Like what?" Attract me like the earth. You asked that your return date has not expired. Ba … I wish I could stick to you every day. 6. I have drunk the strongest wine. It is your gentleness to bow your head and smile. 7. Why are you so homesick? I can't get out of my heart. 8. I went running today. I met a shape that loves you. 9. I wish I had two souls. One is with you. The other one is waiting for you. 10. I want to go to different places with you. I want to sleep in a different bed with you. 165438. The feeling of being with you 12. I have a love here. Do you want to know how to do it? 13. I really want to hold you from behind. Smell your body. Put your chin on your shoulder and fall asleep. 14. Starting with you and me 15, My mother gave me this face, I am destined to wait for you 16, The world is busy with traffic, I only have a soft spot for you 17, I have a wish, I love you one day, and I can write it backwards.50000.00000000015 Let me show you a beautiful woman. " "(The phone opens the mirror tool) Here!" 20. "Tanabata is coming", "Someone who has a crush on me" and "How can you be so calm?" Humor confession routine 3 1. I am not only lovely, but also lovely to you. If I like you for more than two minutes, I can't get rid of it. My rent is due. Can I live in your heart? I think I am a playboy. I like the way you look every day. 5. Do you know what I like best? The first word of the last sentence. 6. Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes. 7. I want to have three meals in the same room with you for the four seasons. I hope my children smile like you. 9, like to eat oranges, orange juice is not good, orange sugar is not good. Just as I like you, I can't look like you, I can't sound like you, I can't be like you, not you. 10, I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words. 1 1, call me when you think about it. "I'm not thinking about you." 12, I wish you a happy day and a happy tomorrow. 13 Do you like me? Please find out the repeated words in this sentence. 14, 30 nights, firecrackers rang again, but I didn't think so much. 15, begin to understand your sincerity, and slowly recall what you have paid. Happy brain is full of sweet taste. I'm a shoo-in. I just need a kiss. 17, I am in good health and can carry rice bags and gas tanks, but I just can't help thinking about you. 18, there is something on your face, my eyes. 19, I will definitely lose playing hide-and-seek with you, because I can't hide my love for you. Do you know what I want to be? Be your man. 2 1, from now on I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. 22. The box containing the ring is called the ring box. Do you know the name of the box containing you and me? "What box?" "A match made in heaven." 23. Can you laugh? There is no sugar in my coffee. 24. I think you are hurting me by approaching me, which makes me like you very much. 25. Either you die or I die today. You are so cute. I love you. 26. I like you, brazenly and ostentatiously, beyond words. 27. Fortunately, I miss you silently, and I am afraid that you will be deafening. 28. I miss you, 24 hours 1440 minutes and 86,400 seconds. 29. Tell me that you like me, and then I refuse you. Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are. 3 1. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? Do you know the difference between you and monkeys? One lives in a cave, and the other is in my heart. Give me a small part of your heart and take away all of me. 34. I feel like a playboy. I like the way you look every day. 35. You are cute now, you will be cute when you are old, and you will be cute when you die.