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Lovely talk about my ability to pick up girls, but I am a girl.

1. Are you ready to run away when I say I love you?

I can't be a man without you, how can I love my lover?

In fact, I am ordinary, but I am special in your eyes.

I love you more than you, and you left earlier than me.

I spent most of my youth, so I just played with him.

6. I am not great enough to wait for you to get lost.

7. We all have a past, and we all need a new beginning to forget the past.

8. I love you, hurting many people who don't understand love, hurting many people and making many people stop believing in love.

9. How kind you are to me, how dare you make me forget.

10. When I shed tears, I was alone and you were not there.

1 1. If you treat me like I treat you, then we won't be like this.

12. Even if the love in this world is exhausted, even if the kiss is bitter, we will say goodbye.

13. Without you, the whole world would collapse, but this time you watched me struggle alone.

14. I changed your note to your name, with your first name and last name.

15. Love is like this, first red, then red.

16. which is more pitiful, no money to spend or no one to want? Of course, there is nothing to eat!

17. I'm still lamenting the small waist of that year. Look at it now. I hate it in my spare time.

18. Do you find those people who don't like you particularly ugly?

19. I have the ability to pick up girls, but I am a girl.

20. I'm not afraid of Singles Day. I'm afraid the person I like is just Singles Day.

Funny phrases with a knack for picking up girls.

1, suddenly thought of a very serious academic question, who made 60 points pass.

I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will wait for you forever, no matter when and where, you know there is such a person anyway.

Don't trust memory so much. People inside don't necessarily miss you that much.

Ten years ago, when I saw the carved god, I was full of joy. Now in the boutique, tears streaming down her face. I didn't know the situation when I was a child, so I laughed hysterically. Years later, I was deeply grieved.

You care occasionally, but I can be happy for a long time.

6, naive, interpretation of our youth …

7. If you give up, you shouldn't regret it; if you lose it, you shouldn't remember it …

After you leave, I don't want you to forget one thing: don't forget to think of me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too.

9. Love is nothing more than two outcomes: either go home separately or become my mother.

10, is it a handsome guy? Cut a flat head and you'll know if it's a beauty. Take off your makeup and you'll know

1 1, weeding day is noon, and class is really hard. A little book, sitting all morning. ...

12, I used time to prove my singleness, but you let time prove my stupidity.

13, I'm emphasizing keeping a low profile. But you have to give me applause and scream.

14, the earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

15, "I love you" becomes "I get in your way" in your eyes.

16, do you know why mistress is crying? Because Xiao Si is back. Do you know why Xiao Si is crying? That's because the boss is back. ...

17, you have a desire for someone, that's like, you resist the desire for someone, that's love. ...

18, the reason why I smoke is very simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to break the fragrance.

19, you don't know what dependence is until you lose your belt.

20. Life is only a few decades. The most important thing is to satisfy yourself, not to please others. Why do you have to prove something to people who are not worth it? Life is better, but for yourself. ...

2 1. Without toads, swans would be lonely.

22, weeding at noon, nothing to see the general. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

23. I am not a straw boat. Don't send your bitch to me.

24. The teacher said: There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine.

25. Heaven and Earth. Let the storm come more violently and let the date get soaked.

Let's talk about that sentence: I'm wasting my time and I'm tired.

First, time flies and I'm tired. lake

Second, smart people like to guess their hearts. Maybe they guessed someone else's heart, but they also lost their own. Silly people, who like to give their hearts, may be cheated, but they may not be able to get others'. You thought I was invulnerable, I thought you were invulnerable. Xu zhimo

Third, it doesn't matter what others think of me, the only thing that matters is; Be true to yourself and your present mood.

Fourth, happiness is not a temporary thing, but a lifetime thing. A happy life doesn't mean I love you, and then I start to fall in love; It's not that we weren't right, and then we separated. Happiness is the taste of two people waiting silently, accumulating all their love in their hearts, day after day.

I asked where you were and what you were doing, not to spy on you. Instead, I want to piece together and restore the life and world that you and I don't understand through repeated answers.

Six, people live between gains and losses, gains are also losses, and losses are also gains. Life is always simple, so simple that the sun and the moon are intertwined, and the reflected sky is only black and white. A heart can't bear too much after all. As long as it knows the most precious thing in life, it will go on without hesitation.

Seven, people's self-esteem may be violated and ridiculed, but no one can take it away unless you give up.

Girl, you have to work hard. You can only give what you want.

Eight, life is a trek, it takes a long time to know sadness, when we encounter failure, frustration, unhappiness, pain, torture. Give yourself a smiling face. Tell yourself that all this will pass, cherish every minute of your life and be kind to yourself.

Nine, smile and accept everything. The world is only one step away from the play; Life is only one step away from dreams. Don't lament and complain, how much you have experienced and suffered, the flower of success will bloom. Frustration is a kind of calcium, which can precipitate bones and nurture spirit. Only by facing up to suffering, competing with suffering, being independent in loneliness and sticking to the ruins can we simplify the complex and live a magnificent life.

Ten, I don't know how many people know that at both ends of love, one end is to take, and the other end is to pay. Only when there is a balance between taking and giving can love grow. However, it is always easier to ask for and accept than to pay, so we are always too busy asking for and forget to pay.

If you don't pursue what you want, you will never have it. Anyway, thanks to experience, the theme of life is to be happy in the face of complexity Learn to look forward, give yourself a firm, learn to look back, and brush away impetuousness. Hold your head high in the storm and let go of your heart in glory. Just let nature take its course, feel at ease and be happy.

No matter how good a person is, he will not be perfect, and no matter how good a love is, he will not be spotless. If you try to be tolerant, you will find that the world is not as bad as you think.

You can never climb a mountain, but you must have a mountain in your heart. It keeps you climbing high, it keeps you in a direction of struggle, and it allows you to look up at any moment and see your hope.

Fourteen, when you think someone is mysterious, you will be attracted; When you think a person is romantic, you will fall in love; However, all this is fleeting. Life begins when you feel that a person has become a habit.

Fifteen, I saw an interesting sentence: I always thought that the most sacred occupation of the school was to arrange dormitories for students. They inadvertently decided who many people's best friends are in this life.

Sixteen, life is always in the cycle of distress, struggling to get out; If you can't get it, you want it. I got it, but I'm afraid of losing it. You always feel that others get more than yourself. Each of us is trying to write our own life. Whether you like it or not, you must write, read, write and read the book of life.

Trust is more difficult than love. We can fall in love with a person in an instant, but trusting a person requires long-term investigation; We may have loved many people in this life, but few people can really entrust our lives; To love someone, you need to put your heart on the other person, which may make us suffer from the separation of body and mind, but trusting others can just ensure our unity of body and mind; Love makes us more human, and trust makes us superman.

Eighteen, girl, you have to work hard, you can only give what you want. Someone else gave it to you, so you have to ask yourself if you can afford it.

Nineteen, with a beautiful heart, appreciate the things around you; Treat everyone sincerely; Do a good job with a responsible heart; With a modest heart, review your mistakes; Adhere to the correct concept with an unchanging heart; With a broad heart, tolerate those who hurt you; Be sincere about what you have; Accept what has happened with a normal heart; Thanks to all the listeners.

Twenty, in life, we must learn to precipitate life and mood. Life can only be understood by experience, and only by knowing can we know how to cherish it. In life, there will always be someone who makes you laugh the sweetest, and there will always be someone who makes you feel the deepest pain. Forget it. Be nice to yourself.

2 1. What do women want? Isn't the answer simple? No matter what she seems to want, she only wants two things: a lot of love and a lot of security.

Twenty-two, people claim that the best years are actually the most painful, and they are so happy in retrospect.

Twenty-three, times have changed, let us forget that we once loved someone without hesitation, forget his gentleness, and forget everything he did for me. I have no feelings for him. I no longer love him. It turns out that our love lost to time. It is love that makes you forget time, and then time makes you forget love.

Twenty-four, go the wrong way, remember to turn back; If you love the wrong person, you must know how to let go. People's hearts are relative, changing truth for truth; Feelings are mutual, warm your heart with your heart. Just take a walk together, why make memories longer than the journey?

Twenty-five, some roads look very close, but in fact they go very far. People who are impatient will never reach the finish line. Life is half a reality and half a dream.

Twenty-six, when there is always misunderstanding, smile lightly; When there is always injustice, smile calmly, make your heart bigger and happier; If you are small-minded and worry too much, you can't do everything well in this life, nor can you do everything well in every place in this life. Maybe some troubles are given by others, and some sorrows are found by themselves. No matter how I came, no matter how I got them, I feel depressed, calm down, give my heart a happiness, give my feelings a peace, make my life happier and make my life more fun. Travel is the most experimental way to acquire a person's personality. Traveling is the most tiring and troublesome, which makes people show their nature. Only those who have gone through a long and arduous journey without hating each other can become friends.

No matter how crowded the world is, let your heart beat freely. Because every moment of life is in my heart and in my memory. Those who have owned, those who have paid, and those precious collections will be held in their arms, melted in love and buried in their hearts. Some people, some feelings, some things, are all in their hearts, tired and crowded, know how to unload, give their hearts a space, let them experience breathing and let the sun bathe.

28. Come and go, life is alive. In fact, the most beautiful scenery is just indifference and calmness from the bottom of my heart. Happiness is a kind of mood that needs to be deeply understood in suffering. Looking for happiness in the ups and downs of life is a kind of temperament, and tasting happiness in suffering is a kind of demeanor.

Twenty-nine, the same eyes have different views. The same ear has different ways of hearing. Say different things with the same mouth. One heart has different ideas. Is it because of this that the same life has different sadness? Flashy life, forget a season. Empty memories disturb the lingering. The smile is gone, and Qian Qian is absolutely lonely. String, thinking about China.

Not everyone can understand how great you are doing, and there is no time for everyone to recognize the future you see. A better way is to find someone who understands and make history together.

When complaining becomes a habit, it is like drinking sea water. The more you drink, the more thirsty you are. Finally, I found that people who walk on the road to success are fools who don't complain. The world will never remember what you said, but it will never forget what you did.

Thirty-two, a song evokes a memory, a cup of tea smells a mood, and I don't know what I need until I finish watching the time. It turns out that all you need is a normal heart, which has been trekking and searching for thousands of times. Life is too short to feel sorry for yourself. Give yourself a smile, give yourself confidence, give yourself an indifferent mood, give yourself a quiet spirit, and forget all honors and disgraces.

A modal phrase suitable for buttoning: Thank you for throwing cold water on me and adding chaos to me.

1, there is a person who only misses and has no contact; Only pay attention, don't disturb; Only deep love, never let go.

Thank you for throwing cold water on me, adding chaos to me and telling me that everything is my passion.

3. I can recite every word of the breakup message you sent me. Every word is like a slap in the face, which really hurts.

I put on a clean white shirt, a ponytail and canvas shoes. Is it your type?

The night wind in this city blows away the magnanimity and grandeur. You always miss home when you are tired and miss him when you are lonely.

I'd rather let it get cold at night with my bare hands. Anyway, it's nothing in many cases.

7. In hot summer, only you keep my heart cool. In the cold winter, you didn't give me a hug or take your coat. I don't need it.

8. People who are sincere enough can stand waiting. People who talk casually always turn around and hold hands with others.

9. Everyone says that she is heartless and unrestrained, but she doesn't know that she is dead set on only one person.

10, from the beginning, I mentioned that your eyes were sore, and now I think you thought the past was a dream and didn't take you away. I want to go alone.

1 1. Don't drink water a day ago and don't eat bread a week ago. These words were said a long time ago. Forget it.

12, I can't get rid of everything about you. All my memories of you have been erased. I'm really useless. But you left anyway.

13, when you are sad, you don't have to rush to brew tears. When real grief comes, it will be like madness. Valium injections are not always easy to use.

14, I have cut my hair short, cut my punishment short, cut my embarrassment all over the floor, and make a clean break with your love stories and your lies over and over again.

15, why do we always catch up with those who don't want to wait for ourselves and miss those who are willing to stop when they can walk very fast?