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How to send wine in the middle of the night and porridge in the morning to friends?

Early morning porridge, late night wine.

1. The porridge in the morning is not as good as the wine last night. One is life, and the other is ideal. I can choose to eat porridge, but I can't afford a drop of wine.

It's better for me to pretend to be innocent and heartless than for you to pretend to be mature and haggle over every ounce.

I want to have some wine with you in the evening, porridge, lunch and dinner in the morning. Of course, I drank less wine. If you don't drink porridge, I will drink milk instead.

The wine in the middle of the night is not as good as the porridge in the morning! I can't drink any more, but I never drink porridge.

After this winter, I also want to have porridge in the morning, have a good sleep in the afternoon and have someone to chat with me.

6. It's much more cost-effective to spend time getting to know one or two intimate friends than to talk about a few fruitless relationships.

7. Life is not just about eating and drinking now, but also about travelling expenses and accommodation in the distance.