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Cut Hua Xiong with warm wine. I knew it.
This is a story told in the 21st chapter of the famous historical novel Romance of the Three Kingdoms. At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Cao Cao held the emperor to make the princes, and his power was great. Although Liu Bei is an uncle, he is weak. In order to prevent Cao Cao from murdering him, he had to grow vegetables in his backyard and water himself, thinking that he was hiding his strength. And Zhang was kept in the dark, saying that Liu Bei did not pay attention to world affairs, but learned from villains.
One day, when Liu Bei was watering vegetables, Cao Cao sent someone to invite Liu Bei, so Liu Bei had to go home to see Cao Cao trembling. Cao Cao quietly said to Liu Bei, "Do great things at home!" The speaker is interested, but the listener cares more. This sentence scared Liu Bei to death. Cao Cao said that it was not easy for you to learn to grow vegetables, which made Liu Bei feel a little relieved. Cao Cao said that only when he saw the plums in the branches of the garden were green did he think of a past event (that is, "looking at plums to quench thirst"). Today, when he saw this plum, he had to admire it. Just as the wine was boiling, he invited you to sit in the pavilion for a while. Liu Bei was very calm after listening. When Cao Cao came to the pavilion, he saw that all kinds of wine vessels had been set and the plums were placed on the plate, so he put the plums in the wine bottle and cooked the wine. The two of them sat opposite each other and drank heartily. Halfway through the drink, suddenly dark clouds are gathering and rain is coming. Cao Cao talked about the character of the dragon and compared it to a contemporary hero. He asked Liu Bei, please tell me who is the contemporary hero? Liu Bei pretended to have no ambition and said several people, all of which were denied by Cao Cao.
At this time, Cao Cao was spying on Liu Bei's inner activities to see if he wanted to dominate the world, so he said, "A hero is ambitious, has a good plan in his stomach, has the opportunity to hide the universe, and has the ambition to control the world." Liu Bei asked, who can be a hero? Cao Cao bluntly said: "There are only two heroes in the world today, you and me! Hearing this, Liu Bei was taken aback, and his chopsticks fell to the ground unconsciously. It happened that it suddenly rained heavily and thundered. Liu Bei had a brainwave and calmly bent down to pick up chopsticks, saying that he dropped them because he was afraid of thunder. Cao Cao said safely at this time, are men afraid of thunder? Liu Bei said that even saints are rude to lightning and strong winds. Can I still be afraid After such concealment, Liu Bei made Cao Cao think that he was a mediocre man with no ambition and cowardice, and Cao Cao never doubted Liu Bei again. Warm wine killed Hua Xiong Dong Zhuo's general Hua Xiong and 18 vassal against the enemy, and even killed many military commanders of 18 vassal. The team leader Yuan Shao can't find anyone to fight. At this time, Guan Yu took the initiative to well-documented, but because of his low status at that time, he was looked down upon by Yuan Shu. Cao Cao came out to propose a toast to Guan Yu at this time. Guan Yu said he would come back for a drink after he killed Hua Xiong. As a result, before the wine was cold, Guan Yu had returned with Hua Xiong's head. These are two allusions in The Romance of the Three Kingdoms. I prefer the romance of the Three Kingdoms myself. Let's discuss it together when you are free!
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