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Not all relationships are as beautiful as you think.

First, the best places are places that have never been; The best time is when you can't come back.

When the first green leaf germinates gently, love rings in our hearts.

I have been wandering, but I have never seen the ocean.

Fourth, what is romance? Is it a flower? Walking in the rain? Can't you stand in front of the building? If two people fall in love and do nothing, the quiet opposite will feel very romantic. Otherwise, even if two people sit on the moon for a date, they won't feel romantic.

If a man doesn't love you, he won't tell you the real reason, but will cover it up with various excuses so that you can't guess why he dumped you in the end. When a woman doesn't love you, she usually wants to tell you the real reason, because she doesn't want to add a burden to her psychology. But if the facts are too cruel, such as the reason why she loves others, in order to take care of your face, she still wants to say that they are incompatible. From this section, I don't know whether men are cruel or women are poisonous.

I yearn for a clean circle, a regular life, simple love and a person I like.

Seven, everyone will stick to their beliefs, which is a waste of time in the eyes of others, but he thinks it is very important.

The sea is a city without walls, the island is a heart without tides, and I don't have your love.

Nine, many girls will soon fall in love with each other once they are moved. But I've always wanted to say that romance is not love, being caring and attentive is not love, chatting and joking is not love, but a way to pick up girls. True love is to sacrifice a part of yourself and make yourself better. So, don't look for someone who can touch you, look for someone who loves you. Love is not touching, but enriching.

10. The limit of men's and women's haggard is that women will feel that they have been completely defeated and have nothing, while men feel that although the ending is so tragic, they have never lost, and there is still hope for a comeback.

Eleven, a thing, if you want it too much, you will see it very big, even big enough to become the whole world, occupying all your thoughts. My suggestion is that whether you get what you want or not, you should jump out of it in time and really see its real position in the whole world, that is, its insignificance in infinite time and space. If you get it, you won't get carried away, and if you don't get it, you won't suffer.

Twelve, there are very few men who don't pay attention to appearance. Even if they are ugly to death, he demands half of them as much as Li Zekai does for choosing a spouse. For women, it is ok not to pay attention to appearance. After all, women's lewdness is relatively simple, but few women don't pay attention to men's talents. However, in today's society, talents are framed by men's professional titles, RV and other conditions. Therefore, the goal of men and women pursuing the opposite sex is clear and will not be too confused.

Thirteen, there are three kinds of pains in life: one is that you can't get it; The second pain is that I got it, but that's all; The third pain is that you give up easily, only to find out later that it is so important in your life.

Fourteen, when a person has a correct self-concept, he is at least half successful. Without a correct self-concept, you won't have your own way of life and thinking, and you won't be able to position yourself. When others make suggestions, you will be at a loss and panic.

Fifteen, between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.

Sixteen, when a man really moved his feelings, his love is far greater than that of a woman, but on the other hand, a woman hates a person, but it lasts much longer than a man.

17. Instead of taking time off, it is better to lean towards real and natural people in the crowd, not to make public, not to be artificial, and to leave a figure at any time. I have a fixed mind, just concentrate on my work.

When I was eighteen, I couldn't wait to dream about you. I couldn't even wake up.

Nineteen, falling in love with smart people will be very happy, because they are humorous and can talk, but there is always a crisis, because such people are easy to change their minds. Falling in love with honest people will be very reassuring, but life is also boring.

Twenty, men often feel inferior and women often feel sorry for themselves. Men use alcohol and tobacco to spread masculinity, while women use cosmetics to show fictional beauty.

Twenty-one, don't get married for responsibility. You know, marrying someone who doesn't love them is the most irresponsible. Even if you let the other person feel sad at that time, it is better than letting him feel sad for several years or even for a lifetime.

22. A truly attractive person is actually a person without gender, that is, a neutral person. Its concept is not homosexuality, but the ultimate magic man of partial reconciliation between men and women.

Twenty-three, not all feelings are as beautiful as you think.

24. Life is nothing without love. But with love, people seem to be full of the power of God and the magic of magic. Without love, no matter how great people are, we are just ordinary people.

Twenty-five, the best things in life are always associated with the worst, and the ultimate happiness is often sadness. Happiness is short-lived, and when people want to seize it, it has gone far.

Thinking of you is as strong as seeing my favorite cold drink in summer.

27. No matter how elegant a man is, he is always a little rude, just like swearing and yellow jokes. He is so elegant that he doesn't touch any meat. Men like that are despised by men themselves. No matter how fierce a woman is, there is always a little tenderness in her bones. Don't look at the action, her eyes are full.

Twenty-eight, even if I once insisted on love, I finally gave up easily.

Twenty-nine, I often hear people say that masculinity is feminine. Do you know what masculinity and femininity are? Masculinity means being open-minded and brave, while femininity means being gentle and considerate.

Thirty, youth seems to start because of loving you, but it makes me see through the word love.

Thirty-one, naive people have no problem, mature people have no problem, and mature people and naive people have more problems.

Thirty-two, there is no possibility, only willing.

A word with all your feelings.

1, we can't control our experiences, but we can control our mentality; We can't change others, but we can change ourselves; We can't change what has happened, but we can adjust our mentality. Everything is mine again.

2, slowly know that you will meet many people or things you don't like, but that has nothing to do with you. Others can do whatever they want. Don't be angry with you. Not worth it. Slowly, I understand that two people who are together every day are not necessarily friends, but may be nothing.

3, unrequited love can be a couple, you must be responsible. You must have had vanity, wanting nothing in return and feeling that you are also very important. You must have thanked each other. When you don't want to go to the theatre and eat alone, he reports in time, and you are too embarrassed to refuse to repay the favor, so you allow the other party to come again.

4. Occasionally, some scars wake up in the dark and occasionally cry in a low voice ... During the day, I still pretend to be strong. I put all my dreams in order and labeled them. The regret of beauty and fear is not over ... I find that I can only see myself.

No matter how long it takes, I will think over and over again, if we are still together, if you can give me a hug, if I don't give up on you like that, will I be less sad now, and if I can't go back, I'm just making assumptions myself. self-consolation

6. Only by making your self-abased mind confident can your bent body be straight; Only by making your weak body strong can the bound steps take off; Only by broadening one's narrow mind can one broaden one's short-sighted vision; Only by making your stupid mind smart can you abandon your stupid fantasy!

7. I really like you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

After three years, I found that such beautiful love always appeared on TV and in novels. People always like to write some love that can't be obtained in reality, which can be perfected in the virtual emotional world! In fact, love is so simple, living a simple life and a dull life! The love I want is also very simple ... silly child, can't you let go of each other now

9. memories. It is worth moving. But this is just a greeting to myself. Time. Give all commitments a deadline. This period is short. You will. It is forever. If not. You can also say. This is just a lie.

10, I want a simple love, do it at sunrise and rest at sunset; Enjoy sunshine, breeze, rain and dew and dusk together every morning. Really beautiful scenery does not need to stay in memory; When you feel happy, no matter what kind of scenery you see, it is beautiful, even if you are lonely, you will not be lonely; Let love stand the fleeting time, holding hands and happiness in peace are the most precious.

1 1, I let go, but I always think of the person who gave me warmth unconsciously. I always see reality and think of pain when I am intoxicated with a smile. Then, the cold feeling can no longer warm up ... so many times, my heart is finally tired ... this is the reality. I was drunk once, but I finally woke up. I'm walking, but I can't find the way.

12, breathe gently, listen quietly, the sound of the wind.

13, love as if you have never been hurt; Dance like no one will appreciate it; Sing as if no one would listen; Work as if you don't need money; Live as if today is the end of the world.

14, the heart is like a door, open, everything can get by. If you close the door all day or just open a crack, the more you look at it, the lower your voice, the more you think about it, the more helpless you are, and the more you block the door.

15, I never lived like a sad child from beginning to end.

16, you may be used to it. When the heart aches faintly, you can also ignore it. Involuntary tears can also be used to it. It's silly to laugh or hysterical.

17, in many windy seasons, I am always relatively speechless.

18, I always thought that what floated in the air was not oxygen, but something called sadness.

19, for love, we may be out of blind self-confidence, or believe in sincerity too much, and the result is constant efforts, but we are constantly frustrated. Some rely on fate, and some need people to appreciate it in the mood of seeing mountains and water. If it's not their own, they won't demand it, and they will give up if they can't get it.

20. If she smiles in front of you, it doesn't mean that everything is fine ... If she cries in front of you, it means that she is really having a hard time ... If you are generous enough to comfort her, she will sincerely thank you.

2 1, the most tiring thing in this world is to watch your heart break and have to stick it on yourself. ...

22. Silly boy, are you still thinking about each other's little things? Silly boy, forget it, everything you missed, remembered and owned. Those are memories. Lack is not terrible. Terrible, it is impossible to face. If you are brave, it's not that difficult.

23, don't say, don't do, don't miss it. Now, we should all forget each other and live each other's lives again. Don't give up, don't entangle, wandering on the edge of love and hate, it will only make you more sad and let your youth pass away needlessly. Once the sea was difficult for water, there was no need to remember, let go with a smile and let each other relax. Nothing can't be abandoned. Don't hesitate any longer, and make up your mind to be a person who can let go.

24. All the endings have been written with all the tears, and they have all set out but suddenly forgot what kind of beginning it was, in that ancient summer that is gone forever. No matter how I pursue it, young you are just a passing cloud. Your smiling face is shallow and faded into the haze after sunset, so I opened the yellow title page with tears in my eyes, and the binding was very poor. I have to admit that Youth is a book that I read and read too hastily. ...

25. If memories are like this, how painful memories are and how long it will take me to forget you.

I admit that I am a wayward child. I admit that I want to exchange my whole world for a ticket to your world, but that's just my wishful thinking. My world, you don't care; Your world, I was exiled. ...

Love for youth is not as noble as you think.

First, love has nothing to do with beauty and ugliness or fatness. Just because she is her, she is the only one in the world, so she likes it.

Second, if you are not crazy, you will be old, and if you are not crazy, you will forget.

Please remember me when you are happy, and remember that you still have me when you are sad.

Concession can never happen to me, because I am stubborn, so I get hurt.

Good for me, I know.

6. A senior helped her senior move the book downstairs and said, I'm exhausted. I won't move next time. My senior paused and whispered, it won't happen again.

I miss you very much. I think your smiling face is my love for you.

I'm not aggressive. I'm just protecting myself in my own way. I don't protect myself. Is that you?

9. Everyone is selfish. Who will really care about you except your family?

10. I don't need to raise my appearance to any level of grandstanding.

I don't know what to say, but I miss you very much at this moment.

Love when you are ready, not when you are lonely.

Thirteen, in my eyes, you are just a toy.

Fourteen, the blue sky has begun to become turbid, how can tears be clear.

It's a good thing I'm Superman. Too bad I can't fly.

Sixteen, since it is a recognized road, no matter how strong the wind is, we must be firm.

No matter how good this person is, you can never change the fact that she (he) doesn't love you. .

Eighteen, want to ask why, I am no longer your happiness.

Nineteen, you must do three things every day at home on holiday: eat, sleep and be scolded.

Love is not as noble as you think.

Girl, don't tell anyone. You know, some people have their heart to heart and have ideas behind them.

The onion on the plate, like me, will always be a condiment.

Don't tell me forever, I won't live to that point. Now treat me well, love me, love me, more practical than your promise.

Twenty-four, yo-ho, handsome, you love me.

Twenty-five, youth will eventually decay, time is fair to everyone, everyone is fresh in recent years, and no one can afford to lose.

If all feelings are defensive, it is reasonable not to be moved.

Drink if you have a stomachache, self-harm if you are in a bad mood, and jump off a building if you are sad. Do what you like, but don't talk to the person I like.

The person who is not together is the wrong person, and the right person, you will not lose him.

I'm afraid I will still lose, even if I accompany day after day and devote myself wholeheartedly to something called novelty.

Don't have the courage to endure, save some energy to please an impossible person.

Expectation is imposed on others by you, and disappointment is returned to you by others.

You should be the kind of girl who knows that her love is over and then turns away with tears. It's cool and beautiful, just like a cowboy in a curling hat blew a gun after shooting an enemy in a western.

Do you have any chat records that you can't bear to delete? I cut them out one by one and kept them in an album. When I miss him, I cry while watching.

Once a person has feelings, he will be timid, afraid of separation, afraid that he will like others, and afraid that his the Monkey King will become someone else's the Monkey King.

Love is just a high fever, and missing is an incurable cough.

People are all the same, they can't recognize their own problems, and they also have a mouth that likes to preach.

If all feelings are defensive, it is reasonable not to be moved.

If you can't make your parents proud, let them eat less snacks.

I have become a cheeky girl who listens to dirty jokes at will, but when I think of you, I still want to wear a white skirt to show you.

No one will care what you have gone through, or what a chaotic road you have taken Outsiders only look at the results, and empathy is false. It's good to know something in your heart.

I can't put it down, that is, four glasses of spirits, three cigarettes and two tears, and I worked hard all night.

The world only knows that the Supreme Treasure loves Xia Zi deeply, but forgets who he first met Xia Zi for.

I don't care about the past. What I should respect is my brave self. After all the disappointment and betrayal, I am still full of ambition and dare to love and hate.

Whether it's your nagging parents or your plain boyfriend, they are actually trying to love you in their own way.

It is her skill to be chased by your woman, and it is your skill to stay by your side all the time.