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What strange allergens have you seen?
I work in Shengli Oilfield of China Petrochemical Company. There was once a female colleague with a black spot the size of an egg on her face. Not before she joined the work, nor during maternity leave. She did it as soon as she got to work, and the more she did it, the more obvious it became. I went to hospitals all over the country to check the allergens, but I couldn't find them. Later, I went to a military hospital in Beijing and found that I was allergic to oil and petroleum products. Holding the test paper, she asked me to transfer her job. After thinking about it, she only went to logistics, and other places could affect her. You can't even touch natural gas. You can't use it.
The second case of allergy is a male colleague who can't eat fish, nor can freshwater fish. One day he ate fish and his lips swelled like sausages. I don't even know him. I asked, you know you are allergic and eat fish. It's killing you! He said: no, it's too greedy. I have no choice but to give him a holiday.
Here comes the best part. My aunt is carsick, which is very bad. I've seen a lot of carsick people, so I'm not surprised. Until one time, chatting at menstruation's house, she said that she would go out tomorrow and go to the wholesale market more than 0/00 kilometers away from/kloc. After a while, she held the wall and vomited. I asked what was going on. She said: no, carsick! I'm so scared that I haven't taken the bus yet! It also directly subverted my cognition. I used to think that the cause of carsickness was the smell of gasoline! The bumps of the car! Enclosed space! It turns out that psychological effects can also cause carsickness.
A colleague said that her father couldn't eat anything with legs.
I told her not to eat meat, because meat comes from animals, and animals have legs.
She said that fish has no legs and can be eaten. When she returned to her hometown, she cooked fish for her father.
I asked her if she could eat shrimp. She said that shrimp also has legs and can't be eaten. As long as you have legs, you won't eat. You will get a rash after eating it.
Then besides fish, you can only eat vegetarian food. She said, don't eat any mushrooms in vegetarian food except Pleurotus ostreatus. Mushrooms have mushroom legs, and you will get a rash after eating them.
We were dumbfounded. Her father's dietary quirks are no longer psychological quirks.
Dietary quirk is that his gene is an instinctive rejection of this kind of thing, and psychological quirk is a psychological suggestion to a certain idea, which leads to rejection.
We told our colleagues, did you tell your father that fish fins were degraded by fish legs, and he didn't even eat fish? Colleagues say they haven't tried. He doesn't eat what he didn't eat, so it's difficult to deal with, and he doesn't dare to experiment with fish again.
After my colleague's mother died, her father has been living alone and has poor self-care ability, so he always misses three meals and is hungry and full. As for her, when she went back to see her father, she wanted to cook some meals for him, but she was worried about cooking, because it was very tiring, because it was just vegetables and tofu.
These days, my brother has been angry and said to his daughter-in-law, "Boy, I know you are kind, but I don't know that you think you are intentional. How can you choose the key protection object of our family? "
Yes, my sister-in-law is pregnant with the third child at the age of 48, and now she is pregnant for five or six months. If she is not the giant panda at home, then who is?
My son will take the senior high school entrance examination in June this year, and his grandparents, uncles and aunts will take care of him like baby bumps. They are very careful in eating, drinking and acting. Isn't this another giant panda?
Ironically, something happened to these two key protected objects. After eating the fruit my sister-in-law bought, her mouth and tongue were swollen like sausages, and the front of her tongue was rotten with a layer of skin, and the tip of her tongue was bright red.
My son also said that his tongue was numb, his tongue was sour and he had no taste. It has been several days, and the two of them have not completely relieved their symptoms.
Tell me why!
My brother's daughter-in-law at first. A friend of hers came back from Xinjiang and brought her back two Jin of dried figs, which are a specialty there.
It is said that soaking dried figs in water is good for your health, especially for pregnant women. After drinking, it can get rid of fetal poison, and then the newborn's skin will be fine, white and clean.
When my aunt was pregnant, she deliberately left a catty for my aunt to soak in water, and the remaining catty was divided into two halves. She left half a catty at home and took half a catty for our family, telling us that we must soak the children.
What my little aunt brought to my big nephew was in my heart. My father and I didn't want to eat a bite, so we left it all to our children.
My children usually don't remember to drink water. Unless he is really thirsty, he will never take the initiative to drink water, so he doesn't soak dried figs given to him by menstruation at all, just like eating lollipops, and eats them in his pocket as snacks.
My sister-in-law and my brother's family actually drink in water.
The same ingredients, two different ways of eating, everyone is very good, nothing happened, my sister-in-law said the water was delicious, the children said the dried figs were delicious, and my younger brother's family was very happy.
My brother-in-law is also very happy to see that the things she sent are liked by everyone. He thinks that this fig is a good thing with high nutritional value and deserves everyone's pursuit.
So, years later, she went to buy a few pounds of fresh figs, which were not cheap. She spent 80 yuan on more than 50 fresh fruits, about 4 Jin.
I gave my sister-in-law two catties this time, and the rest was divided equally between my family and my brother's family.
Daughter-in-law said: "I heard that this thing is fresh and nutritious. Buy these four catties first, and everyone will try them. If everyone likes it, we will continue to buy it in the future. "
My sister-in-law is not a stingy person. Although she is young, she has rules, but she will never buy inferior things. If she wants to buy, she will buy the best, healthy and safe.
Although the fresh figs bought are not cheap, they look of good quality. They are big, fresh and tender, deep red in color, as big as small eggs.
My sister-in-law is five or six months pregnant, and has passed the period of morning sickness. It was the time when her appetite was big. Now I see such a watery fig without peeling. I washed and ate her. After a while, I have swallowed more than a dozen fruits.
Looking at my aunt's delicious food, my children and my brother's two children ate fresh fruit one after another. None of them peeled and washed on the tap. Even the belt meat was sweet to everyone.
However, this is a flash, and it will not stop overnight. I had a good time. My sister-in-law suddenly began to shout that her mouth was numb and her tongue ached, saying that her mouth ached badly, giving people the feeling that something was about to happen.
At first, we didn't care too much, thinking that what would be wrong with such a good fruit as figs? Sister-in-law's mouth hurts and her mouth is numb. It is estimated that she is greedy and eats too fast. Maybe she bit her mouth and tongue!
We all went to check if there was a wound in my sister-in-law's mouth, and no one thought of fruit. At this time, several children at home are still stuffing things into their mouths, and no one has stopped them.
Then my child was taken in, and he began to complain that his mouth was sore, his tongue was numb and his tongue was burning.
But the rest of us, including my brother's two little guys, are all right, as usual, eating with relish, with no pain in the mouth and no numbness in the tongue.
Seeing that my sister-in-law's mouth was red and swollen, my brother-in-law was a little scared and quickly asked my brother to drive my sister-in-law and children to the hospital.
After some diagnosis, my child and his aunt were allergic to fresh figs. The doctor told them to drink more water to improve their metabolism and prescribed some medicine to bring them back.
It has been several days since this incident, and the symptoms of both of them have been alleviated and almost recovered. My sister-in-law's mouth is not swollen, and her tongue is back to normal, only occasionally a little numb.
After all, our children are still young and recover quickly. He is as usual except for a little infrared ray on the tip of his tongue.
But the thought of the two men at that time made my lips and tongue burn with pain. I'm really scared. I'm really afraid that these little fruits will kill my sister-in-law and my son's taste, and the loss will outweigh the gain.
Eating dried figs is not allergic at all, but eating fresh figs is allergic, with swollen mouth, rotten tongue and no taste.
I wonder if you have ever encountered such a phenomenon? This is what just happened in my family. My son and his aunt are allergic to fresh figs.
I just want to remind you that figs are delicious, but you must be careful, especially fresh fruits. There will be some white juice in the peel, which may corrode the tongue and lips.
But strangely, the same thing, the same way of eating, the rest of us are all very good. The two children in my brother's family are young and eat a lot, but they are ok.
Friends must be careful when eating fresh figs, and remember the lesson of my family.
One of my relatives is a local dermatologist. The most special case of his allergy is a young college student who came home one summer vacation and had a serious skin allergy the next day. I went to the dermatology department of a big hospital for many days, but it didn't work. Later, I found my relatives. He asked the patients and their families in detail, and after exclusion, he initially judged that the soy sauce at home had changed its brand. Sure enough, after the family switched back to the original soy sauce brand, the student patient died and recovered. Their family used a brand of soy sauce for a long time. That summer vacation, the patient's mother saw a new brand of soy sauce and thought it was good, so she changed it. I didn't expect this episode. The final conclusion should be that the additive of this new brand of soy sauce is allergic to this student patient.
1, a mother took her child to the hospital for infusion, and the child had a penicillin skin test, and there was no problem.
On the way home, the child peed on his mother, and her mother went into shock and didn't come back.
2. Another patient is allergic to going to the toilet because the person before going to the toilet injected penicillin.
3. Some people are allergic to loratadine. Well, loratadine is one of the commonly used allergy drugs.
There used to be a classmate who was allergic to ultraviolet rays.
Some people hold a disapproving attitude towards allergy and think it is melodramatic. A mother personally gave peanuts to her daughter who was allergic to peanuts. I heard of this when I was a child, but I don't think so now.
6. An old lady is extremely allergic to seafood. Once at the dinner table, a friend put a crab in her bowl. The old lady took it out with chopsticks and said, I am allergic to seafood and can't eat it. Later, I was hospitalized.
7, allergic to roosters, hens are not allergic. Allergic to geese, not allergic to ducks. Carp is allergic, grass carp is not allergic. [Tears streaming down her face]
8. Dogs are allergic to all meat and can only eat potatoes [I want to be quiet].
9, allergic to rice, as a southerner, I feel that I have lost the fun of life.
10, allergic to latex.
Seafood, mutton, polyvalent mold, this is a serious allergic reaction. Eggs, rice ... there are several mild allergens. It is true that radish and cabbage are safe in my house [covering your face]
I haven't seen it before, but I feel it myself!
Although I grew up in the countryside when I was a child, I never did farm work because I had no land at home. But if you have a garden at home, you can grow vegetables. Winter in the northeast is too cold. After winter, cats can grow beans and tomatoes in the garden in summer, and there are many kinds of vegetables, such as cucumbers and leeks. When the vegetables are cooked, I went to the garden to pick vegetables and found nothing else! When picking beans, my arm itches, then there will be red envelopes, big and small, and then it will be cleaned continuously, and it will be fine in an hour or so ... At this time, my mother will scold me: Miss's body is locked ... and then my father will scold my mother: Don't fucking call me my eldest daughter. If my eldest daughter doesn't work all her life, she will live that life. ...
As a result, I really avoided farm work all my life ... but I still do housework and cook very clean. ...
My child's father's comrades can't hear the sound of chopping jiaozi. As soon as he heard the sound, his skin got pimples, which were long and itchy. I couldn't believe it when I heard what he said. I think this is not a simple allergy, but a psychological effect, but it always feels strange!
I'm allergic to essence, which means I can't use skin care products containing essence. Is that weird? Generally, cosmetics are fragrant. I am allergic to dust and my body itches.
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