Humorous sentences about fat people

1, don't try to catch up with me The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.

2. Let me lose weight? Just kidding! Do you know how much I spent on this figure?

You can order anything you like. Don't worry, I'm here.

If you don't have the determination to be fat, don't force yourself to eat.

5, the meaning of fat is not how much to eat, what to eat, but how to eat. Feel it.

7. There are many people in the world who want to eat but can't. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.

8. I can eat all these before I sweat. Do you believe it?

9. Did it hurt you? This is the weight of life.

10, don't look at me as a man, the cup will burst you.

1 1, scared by my light movements? Ha ha. You know, fat is lighter than muscle.

12, which can't even preserve nutrition, is the scum of mankind.

13, tolerant woman, that's me.

14, I can roll over at such a short distance.

15, (pointing to the belly) Here, full of sincerity.

16, (pointing to the belly) here, full of memories.

17, (pointing to the belly) here, full of dreams.

18, not good! The boat is leaking! Jack, you evacuate everyone. I'll lock this place down.

19, Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold?

20. Give me three months. I will become two me and reappear in front of you.

I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.

22. I feel so unfortunate that the world knows you so much.

23. I used to be young and energetic, but now my youth is gone, so am I.

24. Going to work is to carry forward the spirit that a dead mouse can't touch the cold!

25. Looking at beautiful women in the street is appreciation if you look up, and hooligans if you look down.

26. Since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet. There are several pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants.

27. I counted my fingers and found that I was missing in your life.

28, forcing death is only an instant, shameless is eternal.

29. Women in the new era went to the hall, climbed over the fence, fought for mistresses, and beat hooligans, but they couldn't get out of the kitchen.

30. When I was particularly sleepy, my moral standards didn't wake up. Teachers should be careful.

3 1, people who have always been dissatisfied with their hairstyles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that this is a face problem.

32. Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will never know who the fool is.

33, fart, bad heart; Do not fart, exercise; I'm going to fart, everyone. Fart rang, everyone applauded!

34. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking.

Showing off wealth is like a proud peacock. I wanted to show off my gorgeous appearance, but I was seen.

In order to save water, try to take a bath with your girlfriend.

37. I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think I can't kick him in return?

38. What is love in the world? Who do you want me to ask?

39. Half of life is bad luck, and the other half is dealing with bad things.

40. I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, but I went alone.

4 1, just because I took one more look at you in the crowd, I went blind later.

42. If you have a pair of wings, you should be braised.

43, the sky is falling, you hold, I hold!

44. The furthest distance in the world is not that you don't know I love you when I stand in front of you, but that I don't know that the culprit is you when I stand in front of you.

45. Bathing is a blessing to the ass and a pain to the head; Watching movies is a blessing on the head and a pain on the ass; Listening to you is bad for your head and ass.

46. I think it's good to call. Everything I say is valuable.

The more people I know, the more I like animals.

48. People who say good night to sleep often show off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.

49. If you can't shit on one foot, you are clean!

50. In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back!

5 1, I always feel that the bed rail, paved too neatly, will have a little meaning of enjoying my old age. Well, it's still messy and energetic.

52. Pretending to be a grandson all day is not that kind of art of war.

Humorous quotations from fat people

1, I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year, which will blind your eyes, but I don't want to become a nut wall and block your sight.

2. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

I don't dislike my people when I am fat. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

5. Fat people are born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.

6. Every big weight loss at the turning point of life has ulterior motives.

7. I think we should all play a movie called "In those years, we girls who couldn't lose weight". ...

8. Thanks to being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

9. Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".

10. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

1 1, the fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

12, don't wear a green down jacket, it looks like a watermelon, don't wear a red one, it looks like a tomato. Not even yellow. Wear grapefruit or something. Don't wear white, put it on like cabbage. Don't wear black, put it on like a bear. And don't wear beige. Wear it like a potato. Even if you don't wear anything, you look like a steamed stuffed bun

A penetrating remark about the fat man.

A penetrating remark about the fat man.

First, the three most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight.

Second, I thought you knew nothing but being fat.

Fat pig, why did you run out of the pigsty? Why not go back to eat pig food? If you grow faster, I will kill you and sell you for money!

Fourth, although I am a Real Madrid fan, I still have to draw a line with Cristiano Ronaldo!

Fifth, it's easy to squeeze the bus and subway.

Hello, have you finished weighing? Come down quickly, I want to weigh it, too.

Seven, originally prepared to thin into a bolt of lightning this year, bright blind your eyes, don't want to actually fat into a solid wall, blocking your line of sight.

Eight, the man who came face to face turned back because of appreciation rather than curiosity.

Nine, the most embarrassing thing for fat people in winter is that people will say: Oh, you are so fat and afraid of cold ~ People will say: Fat people are really not afraid of cold ~

Ten, intimate contact on the beach was originally a romantic thing, but if you finally want to dig each other out of the sand, it is another matter.

Eleven, calculate the total score of boys: good-looking hands, knife-shaped eyebrows, gentle voice, straight nose, long legs, good-looking collarbone, can play basketball, cook, humor, tell jokes, fight, handsome, full marks of boys.

Twelve, obesity is not conducive to the health of future babies.

Thirteen, today, I stand here again, just to prove to the world that I have surpassed myself again!

Thanks to my being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

Fifteen, the big chest is a fig leaf for fat people, and the thin legs are flat-chested figs.

Sixteen, so round like a football.

Seventeen, a variety of gynecological diseases are related to obesity.

Eighteen, many people understand that generosity is pregnancy.

Nineteen, I don't dislike my people when I am fat. When I lose weight, I will definitely repay you.

No matter how good, he is also a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig!

Twenty-one, find a job you like, and you won't be rejected because of your size.

Twenty-two, breathing difficulties, sit down and wrap your stomach with a sponge.

Twenty-three, fat people who want to lose weight should understand a truth: if you eat too much, you have to pay back.

Twenty-four, hi! Brother, how can your horizontal development be worse than your vertical development?

Scientists say that the more overweight you are, the shorter your life expectancy will be!

Twenty-six, don't worry about spraining your ankle when wearing high heels.

Twenty-seven, try to tie three or five sandbags to your legs. What's the taste of shopping with weight?

Twenty-eight, I just want to play with water. How can I get stuck in the swimming ring?

Twenty-nine, Shanghai girls now know why drinking cold water always makes them fat!

Of course, fat people can be confident, but if you can't lose weight, you'd better lose weight.

You can put more water in the bathtub.

Thirty-two, sitting on a small table and chair in a bar, you won't feel like playing bumper cars with people around you.

Garfield and Robot Cat are just cartoon characters, and we live in reality.

How long will you gain weight? There are so many beautiful clothes that you can't wear them. You go to the clothing store, and they say there is no size like yours, only size S.

Sister Wen, stand aside, it's blocking my cell phone signal.

Thirty-six, I think we should all play a movie called "In those years, we girls who can't lose weight"

Thirty-seven years later, show your grandson your slightly yellow wedding dress: Grandma just held her waist like this!

38. In some places, when taking a hot air balloon, the weigher will write your weight on the back of your hand!

Thirty-nine, when traveling romantically, you won't smooth the back strap of your boyfriend's bike.

Forty, you know, I'm embarrassed to tell the salesgirl if I have any extra-large clothes; But the clothes here are too fat, but you can safely say.

When shopping with your boyfriend in summer, he won't always want to walk in the shade behind you.

Forty-three, fat people are born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or heavier than Huashan, or heavier than Mount Heng, or heavier than Himalaya.

44. When guiding guests to the sofa, they will not be judged because of the two big pits on it.

45. People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

46. I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.

Forty-seven, the fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to read all his life.

Forty-eight, without wearing a green down jacket, it looks like a watermelon, without wearing red, it looks like a tomato. Not even yellow. Wear grapefruit or something. Don't wear white, put it on like cabbage. Don't wear black, put it on like a bear. And don't wear beige. Wear it like a potato. Even if you don't wear anything, you look like a steamed stuffed bun

Forty-nine, wow, I haven't seen you fuck that little black boy in my house for days.

Fifty, how much cosmetics have been saved by losing face.

5 1. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.

52. I won't go to a men's clothing store to find a dress that suits me.

53. I am a lever, you are a ball, give me a fulcrum, and you have to go wherever I want to send you. I am the first football player in the world, haha!

Fifty-four, the fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

Fifty-five, hey man! Be careful when having sex at night, the one below will not stand it.

Fifty-six, what I want to say is that you are broad-minded and fat, and you are depressed at the thought of weight!

He, chubby, squeezed into the narrow door step by step.

58. When learning snorkeling, no matter how hard the limbs are, they are all floating on the water. I was so angry that I wanted to throw myself into the river, but I still couldn't sink.

Fifty-nine, you have to pay more for smoking now. Who can say that you will not be required to pay more life insurance in 20 years, because it is extremely important?

Sixty, prove your ability: this thing can be done, nothing can be done!

It's no use being so fat. I wonder if pork is seriously healthy now?

62. Look at you and you will know why there is famine in Africa.

Sixty-three, even the king of Tonga ordered the whole country to lose weight.

Tell me about the fat man.

Tell me about the fat man.

Once, I almost got out of bed, dragged him to the ground and killed him. What's the face that exaggerates and turns black and white? Don't pretend until you can. I told you not to move, but you said no! The bed is moving by itself. Are you out of your mind?

Second, the fat man watched Animal City for about ten times and found that she liked police officer Leopard best. She jumps around happily every time she sees it, probably because of the similarity.

Third, brother and sister ~ My sister came to my brother and said, gnome male-",gnome male-",little fatty. Then kissed my brother's hand and left.

Fourth, the boss introduced me to the object and sent me two photos of the fat man, letting me choose which one to look at first, so I couldn't cope. The boss said that the conditions of these two houses are better than yours. Don't be too picky. You will get married eventually. Colleagues mentioned the male god, saying that he is nice, but much older than you. It's best not to look for them at work. Conditions are good, so is getting married and having children. Am I too lofty? Should we get married on a pragmatic blind date? Who are you waiting for? I don't even know.

5. This weather is most suitable for a person to nest at home and prepare lessons with peace of mind! Have a cup of coffee, warm light, and a fat cat snoring around.

6. Don't think that I can eat well just because I am so fat. My physical examination report says that I have anemia and malnutrition. The doctor suggested eating more. This is a disgrace to the fat man.

Seven, about how to spray perfume? The fat man at home said this morning that he hadn't worn perfume for a long time, and it was useless to put it there. He wanted to use up the perfume, but I didn't see it clearly when he sprayed it into the air. Then I asked how to spray. He said just spray it into the air and walk through it. This is the most elegant perfume. Forgive me for being a farmer who usually sprays clothes directly! Picture and text have nothing to do, his perfume is not this!

Eight, everyone has a chubby youth. It's not your fault that you are fat. Don't eat the slimming fruit of the goddess diary. It's your fault to choose liposuction and diet. Get rid of the fat man with inferiority, grow up healthily and slim, control your life, and let you and the goddess go further, starting with the first slimming fruit.

It's interesting to take bus no.48. A fat man who asked for change was killed halfway, but he dared not say anything. Sitting behind others, he asked quietly when a female passenger was overwhelmed by love, gave a handful of change, and then silently waited for the female passenger to get off, continued to perform the trick of asking for change, and decisively reprimanded! Looking at white fat, well-dressed, wearing shiny leather shoes, lamenting that great young people have hands and feet, do not make progress, sell money with dignity, shameless ~

Ten, not because I don't love so much, but because I can't stand the loss of fighting for it without results! So I chose to turn around and leave to make myself better. Give it to the blue fat man I used to like.

Eleven, have you found that as long as the fat man looks not too sad, even if it is really difficult to cry, it looks a bit funny.

12. I hope it won't rain tomorrow ~ Let me continue to watch Mount Fuji soak and eat into a big fat man!

Thirteen, other people's homes are all sons fighting, and parents accompany them to the police station, our home. Hehe, get a bottle of fat mineral water to calm the alarm.

Fourteen, many people think that fat people love to doze off and snoring is normal. Sleep apnea syndrome greatly increases the probability of sudden death. There are more and more children. Seriously affect development. 10 day change. Visceral fat is visible.

Fifteen, this is called taking what you need, swollen face and fat man!

Sixteen, it is also a very enjoyable thing to bully fat people endlessly every day. Plus grandparents, who love our parents so much, I think this little life is simply wonderful.

Seventeen, the training teacher is a fat man who looks like a laughing Buddha. Every time I make a class evaluation, I can speak very well when I look at him. Every time I listen to him, he says it's a sign of high marks. Praise me a lot, but every time I train in the league, I feel bad about myself. I can't think of anything to answer. I feel like I'm dying. Ah, what should I do? Ah, ah, ah. The interviewer will definitely not look like a teacher in the future.

18. Every time I travel abroad, I am very excited to see those handsome white men. I feel so fucking handsome, so good-looking, so envious, but I won't feel sorry for myself, because to them, I am just a chubby Asian fat man, who exudes an exotic atmosphere.

Research shows that people with messy desks are usually smarter. I think I may be smarter than that little fat guy across the street.

Twenty, all my friends have left, and the fat man is leaving. Who am I left with? See you in! I wish you all a smooth study and work!

2 1. Controlling diet and exercise can't stop the recent weight gain. I wonder if it's caused by drugs. Still running to the hospital recently. Two patients who are taking drugs with each other will affect my care at one end. This ineffective person is also anxious, but even if my weight continues to rise, I will not give up healthy eating and exercise. Even if I am fat, I want to be a strong and fat man. When I go to a bigger hospital in the summer vacation, everything will be fine.

Twenty-two, the tail is going to break! Let me get rid of this lame fat man quickly!

Twenty-three days later, I dreamed that I had a child, who was still a chubby little fat man, but I obviously liked girls, but I didn't have a father in my dream.

Twenty-four, this stuffy day is full of power to get angry. You can choose a downpour or a bolt from the blue. This talent can suffocate a fat man like me in minutes.

Twenty-five, am I really fat? Why do you say I'm a little fat man in Northeast China? Hey, hello, fatty.

26. My mother told me that fat people are also divided into beauty and ugliness. You should take a piss and take good care of yourself.

27. When I saw the sentence that fat people have no future, I was thinking, maybe it's not that fat people have no future, but that promising people work hard and can't get fat.

Twenty-eight, for a fat man, he is already losing weight in the new year.

Twenty-nine, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat. It will be a sad summer.

Thirty, finish the race! I'm crazy. I'm crazy to lose weight first. I don't want people to call me fat and call me a dead pig. I told those who laughed at me that I wouldn't lose weight because I was thinner than all of you. I don't want to hurt you.

Thirty-one, I was in an office with a fat man, and the air conditioner was 2 1 degree every day, and I felt ice blowing all over my bones.

Thirty-two, those things to lose weight, why do women bother women, and even ask me (born fat) how to eat fat, sister, I don't want to care about this Mary Su! Let me tell you something: there are no thin people who are born to eat fat, and there are no fat people who never lose weight! Look into my sad little eyes and feel for yourself!

Thirty-three, 13 hours of group performance experience, when tourist A, diner B, onlookers eat melon C, the director group gave the fat man with a schoolbag the title. One shot NG many times, before shooting, the lighting, camera shooting and personnel scheduling of the crew were complicated, and it took a whole day to shoot two short films. It rained heavily at four o'clock yesterday morning and at two o'clock today. The shooting of a play is not as easy as imagined. I salute the staff behind the scenes.