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Classic Quotations of Sharp and Domineering Friends Circle (60)

First, even if someone calls me crazy, I will look up strongly and say contemptuously, "won't you go to the hospital with me?"

Second, when you grow up, you should be sensible, be a kind and measured person, and you can't curse people when you see them, even if you are unhappy. Calm down, copy the guy, cut him.

Third, if you make me unhappy for a while, I will make you unhappy for a lifetime! "Don't bother me, my name is the devil.

Fourth, I would rather be knocked down by countless times than take the right path all my life. Laugh bravely even if you fall.

Since you deleted me, there is no need to add it back. There is nothing more for you, but much less for you.

You should feel honored, because not every dog barks at me, and I am in the mood to throw a bone to it.

7. He ignores you. He may have been scalded by drinking water, knocked on the corner of the table with medicine and was taken to the hospital. Something happened to the ambulance.

Eight, mathematics has been kneeling, English can't, chemistry has been drunk, Chinese has not been recited, physics has been abolished, and I have slept.

Nine, don't mess with me for no reason, I'm jealous and irritable, bitches, don't fucking hit the gun, you're dying.

Ten, you like me, you are mine. If you don't like me, it's mine. As long as I like you, you must be mine. That's it.

I want to work hard for the future and make a lot of money in the future, not because I love money, but because I don't want to be with anyone in my life and leave anyone because of money.

Love bought with money is a transaction, but love without money is absolutely impossible.

Thirteen, I like you. You have to come home with me. I'm overbearing. If you can't stand it, get out! Remember to roll once and come back.

14. I procrastinate because I have capital. What capital do you have to be arrogant in front of me? You are just a piece of shit.

Fifteen, don't say I'm good, I'm not that good Don't say I'm not good, I'm not that bad. I am me, love it or not, you are free.

Sixteen years old. When I was in junior high school, I made an appointment to fight together after school. He called dozens of people, but I only called one, and that was his mother.

17. I don't like it when two people fight. If you play with me, I'd rather lose both sides. If I have difficulties, don't stop.

Eighteen, if you like it, you have to confess. If you can't be friends, it's no use being friends. I don't lack friends. I lack you.

Nineteen, if the sky presses me, if the earth detains me and crushes the earth, we are born free, who dares to override it?

No matter how fierce a woman is, she has a gentle side. Don't say that she is not gentle, but she has no reason to be gentle with you.

Twenty-one, my heart is as deep as a teenager hiding in the sea, and the teenager is drowned and drifting by love.

22. It's hot and cold for me, and it's flickering. If it's nothing, if it's shallow, if it's deep, is it interesting Is it fun? Is it a bitch? Is it a dog?

Don't look at me with your murderous eyes.

I'm not a piano! Please don't play with my feelings!

Twenty-five, it's my fault that I have no vision and treat you like a person. If I knew, I would buy a dog chain around your neck.

Being single doesn't mean you don't understand love.

Twenty-seven, I am very low-key, I want to be low-key, and the whole world knows that I am low-key!

28, hate a person and like a person is the same, don't need any reason.

29. From now on, you are my princess, I am your hero, and I only draw my sword for you. Although you are in trouble, I will help you end it.

Thirty, go your own way, love soldiers in two ways.

As the saying goes, 2B women are happy except for eating and drinking.

Thirty-two years old, although I am not yet 18 years old, I can't stop the arrival of love after all.

Life is so short, why should unimportant people affect their important moods?

Get out of my world with your pity and ridicule.

35. I don't care how hard your background is, how wild your path is, and how wide your social relations are. Please stand up straight and talk to me.

36. You can always be cold to me and have fun with others. Don't fucking regret when I marry someone else.

Thirty-seven, I have to say you are quite suitable. Bitch with dog, forever. Don't thank me. I know I'm tolerant.

38. Some people say I am black. What's wrong with black? It's black because of beauty! It was burnt when it was fried, so it was black.

39. If you are good to me, I will be good to you. If you are showing off or gossiping, get out of here quickly, or I will make you breathless with pain.

For forty years, I will never forget everything about you, just like a wound carved on a tree trunk. The older you get, the clearer and more affectionate you are.

Forty-one, be your own king, why pay attention to the dog behind you? The world is that even dogs will ride on your head and shit.

If I die, please put a computer in my coffin.

Forty-three, people who have scolded me, swearing doesn't mean much to you, and you are not qualified for me to ruin your image.

Forty-four, don't cry at my grave, it stains my path of reincarnation.

Forty-five, everyone else is holding hands, but I am holding the dog by the hand, taking a walk and seeing who bites people unhappy.

Forty-six, the most eye-catching thing is not the young couple, but the old couple who help the old and bring the young.

Forty-seven, you don't need to nod. I live to make people who hate me more and more unhappy.

Give me a hug and I will give you a tomorrow.

Forty-nine, the walking dead are better than you.

I want to be with you, listen to you say I love you, and watch you follow me every day, just like my dog.

I love you very much, but this is not the capital you can cheat me. ..

53. No matter how brilliant you laugh, it won't be the sun, and no matter how extensive you cry, it won't be a tsunami.

I don't pretend to be forced, fight or swear. If you challenge my bottom line, girl, I will make you more exciting than bungee jumping.

55. If I can, I would like to drink all the memories about you and me in one gulp and let them ferment repeatedly in my stomach.

56. Being quiet doesn't mean someone can step on my shoulder. I can give you enough face or slap you.

My lover told me: When I am old, you die first, and I will bear the pain of my lover's death.

Fifty-eight, the friendship I want is simple and clean, without cheating and ending.

Fifty-nine, waiting is not easy, but it is so easy to get hurt.

Sixty, feelings are not natural disasters, happiness is your own master.

On the super domineering character of friends circle (60 articles)

First, it's convenient for you, not casual for you.

Second, you have a good life, I am happy for you, you have a bad life, and I am happy for the whole world.

Third, I am cool by myself, and I don't need your pity.

Fourth, what are you city people dragging? There are hundreds of acres of land in my countryside that have not been called. Are you scared silly?

5. Waiting for you, strange places are only for meeting familiar people.

6. The woman who always wanted to be a big brother later became a big brother.

Seven, the network keyboard man, not much to say is choking.

Eight, fooling around, don't talk about that shit love.

Nine, because I want to win, so you have to lose, you will cry if you can't fix it, understand?

Ten, my heart is not a bus, and I can't sit down with an empty seat.

You can't control who comes into your life, but you can choose which window to throw away.

Don't come back when you leave. I don't collect garbage.

Thirteen, who said "unforgettable, there will be repercussions"? The person I like has never told me that he wants to get rich overnight, and it has never come true.

Don't always complain that God is unfair to you. In fact, God doesn't know who you are. Men say domineering sentences

Fifteen, only your hands can crush me, but I enjoy this torture alone.

Sixteen, some happiness comes from persistence, and some happiness comes from forgetting.

Mr. Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because you don't understand my darkness during the day.

Eighteen, breaking up, not that I don't deserve you, but that you don't deserve me.

Nineteen, it doesn't matter, you walk alone, with a sharp wind and arrogant eyes. You see, why are you afraid of loneliness when you act with the wind?

Twenty, if you don't work hard now, what will you take to prove how blind people who abandon you are in the future?

Twenty-one, you take what you like about me. If you can take it, that's your skill. If you can't stand it, just watch.

If you don't like each other, your infatuation is a burden to others.

Twenty-three, young and not crazy, what to say when you are old.

I don't know many people, but I still have to turn my back on you. Life is too short for you.

Twenty-five, even if it's not good, this is my life, none of your business.

Twenty-six, is there such a person, you have said that you want to give up countless times, but you still can't bear it.

Twenty-seven, if you are ugly, save money for plastic surgery, buy Nima lipstick and apply 100,000 yuan.

Twenty-eight, why not prove something to the unworthy, live better, but for yourself.

Twenty-nine, since then, my side is crowded and there is no shortage of you.

Thirty, if you like eight points, then leave two points for self-esteem. I love you, but I also need to love myself. I wish you a rich life, and I hope my loneliness will stop one day.

If the whole world bullies you, then I will stand on the side of the whole world.

Sir, you really look like my future husband.

Thirty-three, don't let people who have been kind to you leave in the end.

A girl who looks happy is also a girl who may cry herself to sleep.

I can take the initiative once or twice, but don't think I will take the initiative for the third time.

Thirty-six, I envy those people who have a lot of comments and concerns just by one expression.

37. Many people can't lose weight because they don't have a heart that really wants to lose weight.

If you are not blind, don't understand me with your ears.

I don't drink water that others have drunk, and I'm not interested in sharing the same person with others.

Forty, I'm better off without you.

Forty-one, I don't know who a cool person like me will be cheaper in the future.

Forty-two, the disappointing things have never failed you, have they?

Forty-three, life is really wonderful, so wonderful! Because, you never know what will happen next second.

Forty-four, be happy, be happy, you are the eldest brother, you can't be sad.

Forty-five, secular garbage, you don't deserve to be my opponent.

46. I can change my old temper, but I must get your tenderness.

Forty-seven, my sadness, you will never understand.

48. Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I peed in was a royal salute.

49. I can't stand it. It's no use crying in the middle of the night.

I want you to go. After all, I took the liberty of disturbing you.

51. Stay if you are happy, and leave if you are tired. One more word and you'll ask for it. I don't feel bad about who goes. No common goal, no common goal.

I'm fine. I think it's time for bed. It's not good to stay up late thinking about you.

53. I want to be a female hooligan in thought, a good girl in life, a gentle girl in appearance and a transformer in psychology.

Give me a chance, I won't choose to start over.

Fifty-five, outstanding, but behind him is a dog.

Fifty-six, the principal is not dead, what to wear mourning.

57. Making fun of other people's pain, which you think is humor, is actually a debt.

Fifty-eight, life is not just the immediate life, but also a house that you can't afford, a salary that you can't afford, and supporting your family.

Fifty-nine, not every sorry sentence can give you a never mind, sometimes it's a slap.

When I miss you, it can only be once.

20 Classic Quotations of Beautiful Positive Energy in Friends Circle

1, the starting point of a person's life is not so important, what matters is where you finally arrive.

2. Being forced to leave someone is like being stabbed. At first, I was just surprised and scared. Blood gurgled from the wound, and I didn't know the pain. When my soul settles down, it hurts my heart and spleen.

3. Imagine life as a cookie jar. Isn't the cookie jar filled with all kinds of cookies, and likes and dislikes are all in it? If you choose what you like first, then you don't like the rest. Every time I get into trouble, I think so. Let's deal with this first, and then it will be easy to move on.

In all your clothes, at least one set is wearable. Of all your abilities, at least one should be available. Not being able to do many things is not terrible. The terrible thing is that nothing can be done well.

A person may fall in love with many people in his life. When you really get the happiness that belongs to you, you will understand that the previous pain is actually a kind of wealth, which allows you to better grasp and cherish the people you love.

6. Actually, the other person doesn't like you, and it's no use chasing you. The other person likes you, there is no need to dig deeper. Maybe one day he will be moved by your sincerity, but most of them will break up in the end. Because love is not touching, you are not his ideal partner, even if you are accepted for a while, you will leave you when you meet someone he likes in the future.

7. Reading some useless books, doing some useless things, and spending some useless time are all in order to keep a chance to surpass yourself beyond all the known. Some great changes in life began from this moment.

8. One day, you will definitely thank the person who abandoned you, and thank the person who you love deeply but ignore you. His abandonment urges you to find a better next one.

I don't care what others say. I tried my best to be together. Don't ask me if I love you, love will last for a long time.

10, among thousands of people, you won't admit your back.

1 1. The real generosity to the future is to give everything to the present.

12, when a happy party shows love, there must be one party licking the wound in the dark.

13, everyone wants to meet someone in the best years, but it is often when they meet someone that they will have the best years.

14, life always makes us black and blue, but in the end, those injured places will definitely become our strongest places.

15, it took me a long time to know that there is another person in this world. Although he belongs to you for a short time, if you want to forget him, it will take a lifetime.

16, thank you for giving me an empty joy. The good memories of our past blurred our tears. Occasionally, I can still remember it vividly, just like at the beginning, I love you without any purpose, just love you. Cluster hair

17, most of the mistakes are because I didn't insist, didn't work hard, didn't stay, and then hypnotized myself into saying that everything was fate.

When will people die? When the bullet goes through the heart. Don't! When you have an incurable disease. Don't! When drinking poisonous mushroom soup? Don't! It's time to be forgotten a piece

19, the scenery I have seen during my trip and my dreams when I was young are all things that others can't take away and I can't forget myself.

20. Sleep when you are tired and laugh when you wake up.

33 sharp and domineering classic sentences

1. What TV did we watch? Finally, the hero and heroine got married and the TV ended. What does this mean? Explanation: It's over as soon as you get married.

Your hair turned white when you played with your heart, but didn't it end up in my hands?

Life won't smile at you just because you are a girl.

I am just like this, and I am doomed to be different from you. Thank you for your appreciation. My style is limited.

5. The beauty was robbed by the post-80s, the status was occupied by the post-70s, and the money was earned by the post-60s. What do we have after 90?

If you are as light as a feather to me, don't expect yourself to be Mount Tai in my heart.

7. I waited for your concern and closed my heart.

8. Leaving with great fanfare is all about testing the real parting, without saying goodbye quietly.

9. One day I went to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor said, I'm sorry about your illness. The focus of the exam, the teacher said that this is not the point, I can't watch.

10. Playing with feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically.

1 1. Sorry is just a reason for betrayal, not important. Just an excuse for disappointment.

12. Time is unconscious, and we know it later.

13. Everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

14. I will let whoever lets me spend April Fool's Day in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

15. Ordinary me, ordinary light, ordinary you, I despise.

16. Mermaid I love you, only you won't cheat.

17. After that, my mother doesn't have to worry about my study anymore. It's really relaxing. With a BBK lighter in her left hand and a textbook in her right, she won't order anywhere!

18. I found it on the roadside 10 yuan and gave it to the handsome guy of the network management. The handsome boy took the money and nodded to me. I said happily and rushed to the clerk.

19. Some people are as smart as the weather and changeable; Some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, and they can't tell when the weather changes.

20. Let's have some snacks, girl. Don't treat a slag in the sea as a flower by the river.

2 1. I have done nothing but quarrel these days. I've been fighting all kinds of times. Am I ignorant or treat you like a human being?

22. Shortly after the start of school, a friend of the Foreign Languages Institute told me that there were many boys and girls, and their class was miserable, just two boys. To make matters worse, those two boys are in love!

23. When others are holding hands, I will take my dog for a walk and swim to see who is unhappy with a bite.

24. A true friend knows your silence better than you say.

Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

26. There are fewer and fewer important people, but those who stay are more and more important.

27. Don't tell me when you break up: In fact, you are very careless, so you still dump me?

28. The truth is like a cough, many of which come out when you can't hold it back.

29. Don't think you are too arrogant in my heart. You are driving me crazy. Even if my heart is riddled with holes, I will take you out.

30. The only way to occupy a man's memory is to live better.

3 1. After a long time, you will find that some people have changed. In fact, they haven't changed, but their masks have fallen off.

32. Hey, boss, come to the toilet yourself.

Don't pretend to be happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?