The latest funny ancient poems

The funny poem is adapted from "The foot of my bed is so bright that Li Bai wants to drink soup". I drank a bowl of soup and peed my crotch. The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth is watering, thousands of feet. I have no money when I touch my pocket! There is moonlight in front of the window, and Li Bai opens the window. When he encountered the X-ray, his tooth fell out. Roasted egrets in front of Mount Cisse, peach blossoms and flowing water fatten mandarin fish. Braised and boiled, egrets and mandarin fish don't have to see their girlfriends before returning. After that, they won't see their work pockets empty. When you invited them to dinner at the window, Li Bai opened the window. When he sees X-rays, his hair will fall off. Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke, and Li Bai comes to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere. Come at night, bear, and see where you are going! -I woke up easily in this spring morning full of mosquito bites. Talking nonsense at night, I don't know how many people died. -I woke up easily in this spring morning full of mosquito bites. I bought insecticide and smoked myself out. Li Bai got on the boat without paying, and the boatman kicked him off. Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead. During the Ming and Qing Dynasties, Du Mu was alone in the rain during the Qingming Festival. I want to ask the beauty where there is a shepherd boy pointing at Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poems are very penetrating. For Tomb-Sweeping Day's sake today, let him start this. ) In Tang Xiao in spring, a beautiful woman, Meng Haoran, came to the Institute of Technology in spring carefree from this morning when I woke up and couldn't sleep at night. I looked for her online (Lao Meng is not to be outdone). Looking for a beautiful woman Du Fu in Tang's chat room is just a beautiful scenery of science and technology. I want to meet someone speculatively (hey hey, the poet is ambitious). The novella was published in early spring by Zhang eighteen members of the Ministry of Water Resources. Tang Han went to Beili, and Xiao Yurun looked like a crisp beauty from a distance. . (It seems that Mr. Han has been hit hard. ) Arrived in Baidicheng early Tang Libai resigned from the dormitory. I like to meet netizens. Suddenly, I looked sad and couldn't help but go to the gate of hell (Shixian seems to have met a carnivorous ~ ~ Amen). Tang Du Mu is far away on the stone path of Xiangshan, deep in the white clouds. She and I thought the princess would be a dinosaur and saw a frog (wow, it's Du again, it seems that I am really touched. ) The Book of Songs. The Millennium is frost. The so-called Iraqis met them online, with chubby faces and long waists like a big water tank. . . (well, the ancestors didn't escape this robbery either. . . ) Operator Song Lizhiyi I live in Beijing Institute of Technology, and she lives in Beijing Institute of Technology. She talks to me like a ghost every day. . . . (How can a poet join in the fun ~ ~ It's really a generation after generation of dinosaurs) The last article Jiang Nanchun and Tang Du Mu Daqian chatted with each other on the Internet, and their hearts gradually became empty. 480 times, how many dinosaurs are there? I can say responsibly that Komori is dying, and the consequences are very serious. . . ) Send Yuan Er's envoy Anxi Tang Wangwei to the north, facing the early morning rain, full of disappointment and heartbreak, and advise you not to find a net friend to become a monk again, and go to Shaolin tomorrow. (Good word ~ ~) The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly found the man sleeping in the street office. Li Qingzhao's dream: I drank too much last night and strayed into the depths of the campus. Vomiting, vomiting, and countless mandarin ducks. The foot of my bed lit up, and Li Bai climbed into bed. Pick up the machine gun and prepare to rob the bank. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Could it have frosted? . Looking up, I found it was moonlight, and bowed my head to do the problem. Not counting (operator). I am reciting Chinese, and Jun is reciting English. Learn every day without a foundation, but learn anyway. I can't recite this word, so I can't understand this sentence. I only blame the school for being trapped in my heart, not my study. Please believe me, this will never be a lie. I am sincere to you, but you don't understand. A person who loves you deeply understands how difficult it is to love you, but his infatuation will remain unchanged for life! Please look at the second word in each line. ) Funny poem. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ The correct solution is "late rain time". Mayfly shook the tree, and _ _ _ _ _ replied: I didn't move at all (the correct answer is "ridiculous". Quietly, wonderful, very in line with the facts. ) 5. The beauty of a gentleman's adult, _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: The villain wins the hearts of the people (directly fainting). 6. The poor are immune to it. _ _ _ _ _ Student A: The rich have wives and concubines (positive solution: the rich help the world). Everyone knows that Jun Jia: As long as he looks like Saddam (Khan |||| ...). 8. There are other ladies in his court, which are stunning, _ _ _ _ _ A: Iron bars will also be ground into needles ~. With Cai Fengyi, _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: It's better to pull a chicken than a phoenix. Another student A: Both husband and wife go home (the correct answer is "However, I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn") 10. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Fighting at the end of the bed. Another student A: I got married in the wrong sedan chair 65438. ) 12. I hope people live long. _ _ _ _ _ A: One will last forever. (I laughed wildly at the time, but now I think it's quite classic. The positive solution is "* * * Chanjuan thousands of miles away") 13. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse, and _ _ _ _ _ _ Students answer: Climb the turtle by the river in Dongcun (right) 14. I advise God to be energetic, _ _ _ _ _ _. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Show your magic at the critical moment. Another student A: The mouse's son can make holes (the Chinese teacher in the whole office laughs wildly without images). 16. If it is sentimental, it will be old. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: People don't waste their youth! (The positive solution is "If the moon is long and round, I don't hate it" and Li He's "Golden Copper Immortal Ci Han Song") 17. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, _ _ _ _ _ _ students answer: Please don't tell him (the correct answer is "a piece of ice heart is in the jade pot") 18. There will be couplets in the final exam. The first couplet is the hero of the work. Junior three students wrote a couplet: Laoniang 19 is full of charm. Bitter pills may have wholesome effect. _ _ _ _ _ _ The classmate replied: If you don't eat, you are a fool. No one has died since ancient times. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ The classmate replied: Only you die one after another. (End: After the parent-teacher conference, you are left to talk to the bird.