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I have a cold. Tell me about the children who caught a cold this winter. Please show your face.

1. Nowadays, catching a cold, having a fever and coughing in any corner of this country will instantly make you the most unwelcome person.

Good night, everyone. I love you. Come back on Friday night and miss me. Send the quilt at night. Don't catch a cold. I will feel distressed.

Third, youth is a heavy rain. Even if I catch a cold, I hope I can take another bath in the future.

Fourth, the male god means that he has a cold, and there are more than a dozen comments! Suspended spring sent a message that he was going to die, and found several praises the next day.

They always say to drink more water when they have a cold, fever and stomachache. When I'm constipated, they fucking make me drink more water. I've had enough! !

Sixth, I hope my fat Wu Man can cure the cold soon.

Don't lend your coat to others this winter. I'm not selfish. I just feel sorry for you. I'm afraid you'll catch a cold.

Honey, I have a cold and feel terrible. You forgot that we broke up.

Please show your face to the child who caught a cold this winter.

Ten, the cold is actually quite good, and I can't hear any changes in my voice.

I want to care about your illness, but what qualifications do I have? Ha ha.

Twelve, send a talk about your cold, there will only be a dozen likes, no one really cares about greeting you. This is the heart.

Thirteen, just a gentle greeting, not a thousand words, but better than a thousand words, because I will really integrate here; Only a small wish, no rhetoric, but it is better than rhetoric, because your health is my greatest expectation and the highest courtesy to me!

Fourteen, today's social atmosphere, real interests are everywhere.

Fifteen, my period is like a wolf. When I leave, I always shout, I will definitely come back.

Sixteen, I just want to say that I have a cold! Don't come next time, be punctual like your period, and I'll be bored if you don't bother me.

I really want to grow up Because I can only face reality.

Eighteen, pay attention to keep warm and cool, the cold is very sticky and I hope to stay away from you.

19. Did you deliberately fail to recognize my nasal and coughing sounds, or didn't care at all?

Twenty, there is a medicine that can cure colds, there is a medicine that can cure headaches, but there is no medicine that can cure heartache.

Twenty-one, really Nima is uncomfortable, with a cold, headache, sore throat, super sleepy, and still on duty. .

Twenty-two, taking medicine can cure colds but not cold-

23. If you have a cold and a fever and don't want to take medicine or have an injection, then don't say you feel sick. If you want to be invincible, don't cry when you fall.

Twenty-four, autumn is coming, the air is dry, I have a little cold, I feel uncomfortable, my voice is a little hoarse, and the sound quality of the explanation is not good. I hope you understand.

Twenty-five, I have a cold, so I feel sick, but I have to go to school tomorrow, so I hate it.

26. [The cold is uncomfortable, but I still can't restrain my inner pain. ]

Twenty-seven, I will always interpret the sneeze of a cold as someone is thinking about me. . .

Loneliness is a cold without medicine.

The value of life is not measured by time, but by depth.

There is no medicine for my cold, except you.

A cold was originally a very sad disease, but nothing happened with your arrival.

Thirty-two, the cold is uncomfortable.

Call your boyfriend when you have a cold. He said he didn't have time to go out to buy medicine himself, and then he saw my boyfriend driving a woman on the highway. Suddenly everything understood.

A cold is a persistent and tangled feeling.

Thirty-five, an autumn wind and a cold, friends, don't flatter yourself, put on more clothes, don't catch a cold, get up early and drink hot things.

I am afraid that if you don't take an umbrella, you will get wet, you will get sick, you will feel uncomfortable, you will be afraid of bitter medicine, and you will be abducted by a monster who calls the hospital.

Honey, my cold and hot makes me catch a cold.

38. If you can't be a father, don't get your woman pregnant!

Thirty-nine, cold, stuffy nose, just uncomfortable. I seek comfort.

Forty, I can't sleep with a cold and a stuffy nose. I feel a little bored and can't sleep. I lament that the world is cold.

Forty-one, reality is cruel after all. Who paralyzes himself with a smile?

Forty-two, when I got over my cold, I found that the medicine had not been finished, and I felt wasted, so I silently turned on the fan.

Forty-three, good physical fitness, less colds and fever, and no worries for parents.