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Let's take a picture in the circle of friends. The simple sentence is selfie.

First, making friends is like choosing clothes. Don't choose the best, choose the one that suits you best.

Second, living in this precious world, the stars are bright and the clouds are light.

Third, don't treat a scum as a flower by the river.

Fourth, neither bad nor bad, listless, unloved nor expecting anything.

It is too painful to secretly love someone, so I secretly love several people at the same time.

6. My vision for the future is something like this. My family is safe, but there are only a few friends. People I like will accompany me for a long time. Don't regret the past, and be more and more brave about the future.

Seven, the injuries you have suffered are all your medals.

Eight, crying and laughing when I was a child. Grown up, laughed and cried.

Nine, for life, acceptance is the best gentleness, whether it is accepting a person's appearance or accepting a person's disappearance.

Ten, how passive our interpersonal relationship is, maybe if you take a step back, I will immediately go up in smoke.

I don't know if your brain is in the water, swimming over fish, jumping over toads and walking over donkeys!

At first, we pretended to be confused to understand. Later, we played dumb and understood.

Thirteen, every day now is the youngest day in the rest of my life. Please don't get old too fast, but understand too late.

14. I hope life is not too crowded, and I hope I don't have to smile deliberately.

Fifteen, wishful thinking is too difficult yw 1 1.com only wants to do everything.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

Seventeen, if you can choose comfort, who will choose to drift from place to place, if this glass of wine can forget all the sadness, then I will do it first.

Eighteen, no matter how tired you are, you must have some gentle dreams.

Don't hang sadness on your face, it will look worthless.

Twenty, how short life is, it is especially sweet to laugh.

Twenty-one, please live a chic life and be nice to yourself.

Twenty-two, isn't there half a cucumber in the refrigerator? Go and fry four dishes for the children.

Twenty-three, smile, ten years old, talk less about feelings and sleep more!

Twenty-four, give you some sunshine and give you some charcoal to make * *.

Twenty-five, the moment I landed, like a gorgeous incarnation. My smile keeps rippling. Your crying and your laughing are the best feedback to me. I'm not afraid of being tired.

Twenty-six, heartless, can live a hundred years, have a clear conscience, not tired.

Don't overestimate yourself Without you, the world is still beautiful and I am still gorgeous.

28. I always meet the most beautiful surprises in the deepest despair.

Twenty-nine, I believe that the goddess of fate will one day lift the skirt horn to give you a panoramic view. All you have to do is jump on it and hug it.

Thirty, after breaking up, I shook my head very smartly and my wig came out.

Thirty-one, it's all boiled water, so what do you pack?

Thirty-two years old, I hope I am mature and steady, and I am getting better and better.

Thirty-three, only be your own hero in the future, no longer eager for shelter from others.

34. When the countdown to zero was expected, the Monkey King called out, I'm coming.

Thirty-five, life is clear, everything is lovely, and the world is worth the future.

Thirty-six, I don't expect to meet the right person, I just want to meet all the people.

Thirty-seven, there are no fat people in the world, and there are many thin people, so there are fat people!

Thirty-eight, you should like people who can make you feel beautiful and warm from the bottom of your heart, not people who make you feel useless in the dust.

Thirty-nine, always gentle, always awake, never accessible.

Whenever the teacher asks a question, time seems to stand still.

Forty-one, I am not good or bad, not particularly excellent, but I dare to be different.

Forty-two, it's not that I don't want to be a lady, it's life that makes me a bitch.

43. Look back once in a while, or you will always be looking for it, without knowing what you have lost.

44. Getting better slowly is the best gift for yourself.

Forty-five, a person's life has endless roads, endless drinks and endless songs. You can't predict the future, but you are free to live in the present.

Forty-six, it's hard to cheer when you grow up and mature.

Forty-seven, the military quilt is of good quality, hiding in the quilt, and the mobile phone has no signal at all!

48. Life is like an electrocardiogram. Smooth sailing proves that you are dead.

Forty-nine, I am not wrong, but I have never been right!

Silence will make things worse. I'm not afraid of harm. Don't lie.

5 1. Life is too short to be sexy. It's a mess outside, how can you not be coquettish!

52. Life is just like this, and cherish it. You will always be your own protagonist. Don't always play a supporting role in other people's plays.

Fifty-three, whoever bullies me in the future, I will carve his name on the wood and light two white candles.

Fifty-four, I wanted to eat sorrow in one bite, but I became fat in one bite.

I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

Fifty-six, believe it or not, wechat is all back.

57. All the surprises and good luck in the world are your accumulated character and kindness.

58. Loneliness is not innate, but begins from the moment you fall in love with someone.

Fifty-nine, the weather is very cold, I want to find someone to fall in love with.

60. It is God's creativity that created you and your courage to live in this world.

Sixty-one, girls who walk with the wind can't eat the bitterness of feelings.

If life does not spoil you, be kind to yourself. This life, through the storm, is to meet the best self, that's all.

Sixty-three, let's turn our worries into thoughts and plans in advance!

Sixty-four, being a loser, not eating and sleeping and keeping a lovely dream.

My future is not a dream, but a nightmare!

The sun in this winter is not the sun, but the lamp in the refrigerator.

People want you to do better, but generally don't want you to surpass him.

Sixty-eight, many people can't lose weight because they don't have a heart that really wants to lose weight.

Sixty-nine, warm is warm, cold is ice. Please forgive me. Love and hate are clear all my life.

Seventy, do more interesting things and see fewer meaningless people.

Seventy-one, fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced your love and hate.

Seventy-two, three feet of freezing is not cold in a day, and three layers of the lower abdomen are not cold in a day.

73. May you work hard all your life, be loved all your life, have everything you want most, and let go of everything you can't get.

I believe time is the antidote. One day, I will forget you and be myself.

Seventy-five, mourning is too simple, and it is really cool to still love life regardless of everything.

Seventy-six, good-looking people take photos as their heads, and ugly people can only be used as expression packs.

Seventy-seven, work hard for beautiful clothes and worthy people.

Seventy-eight, I am aggressive and unforgiving. If I don't protect myself, who will protect me, you?

79. Go for it if you like it; If you get it, cherish it; Forget it if you miss it. Life is actually that simple.

One day, someone will come into your life. Let you know why you have no results with others.

81. People you know look in your eyes, but important people feel at ease.

Eighty-two, after all, I will choose a person who loves me, and then forget the person I love deeply.

Life is your own. Dress up cute.

84. I hope that in my early twenties, I will do something that will still smile when I think of it at the age of 80.

Eighty-five, God gave me a broad face, just to enlarge my beauty.

Eighty-six or five hundred years ago, you razed the Tiangong alone, and now 654.38+04 billion people razed CCTV for you.

87. I like to hold you tight at that moment, as if I had won the whole world.

Please raise your left hand if you love me, and raise your middle finger if you love others.