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Sentences that despise people who love to show off.

1, I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: one is to make me dirty, and the other is to make pigs happy.

I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.

3. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness going upstream?

4. Always be young, always be act young, never be grateful, and always shed tears.

5. What happened today, son? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

6, unreasonable, there must be a picture! Despise others

7. I believe you won't leave when you come. If you leave, I will pretend that you have never been here. -We should treat fate and love like this.

8. I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face at once.

9. My father commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

10, how far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

1 1. Come on, do you want to die or not?

12, everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just not beautiful.

13, your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

14, what a beautiful uncle!

15, are you drunk by Sanlu?

16, I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

17, no one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

18, you roll for me, keep rolling ... classic words.

19, women like bad men and don't like bad men.

20. Your hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping and dynamic is turning over. ...

2 1, your life, summed up in eight words-absurd life, cowardly death.

22. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

23, pockmarked is not called pockmarked, deceiving.

24. Li Bihua said: What is redundancy? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.

It is impossible to steal happiness, but there is still a little hope to steal fat.