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The story of stewardess? (2)

Du Ge’s niece Cen Cen is studying at the Aviation Vocational College and is studying to be a flight attendant. I have met Cen Cen twice. One day in 2015, Brother Du called me and asked me to accompany him to school to see his niece. On that day, Brother Du drove a white Volkswagen and hid the Mercedes-Benz. When I arrived at school, I suddenly saw Cen Cen and was instantly shocked by her beauty. Oval face, delicate facial features, porcelain white skin, swan neck, rounded mandible, white teeth, visually estimated to be over 1.7 meters tall. He wore a ponytail, a navel-baring T-shirt on his upper body, ripped jeans on his lower body, a pair of small slippers, and the letters CC written on his arm in red pen. Cen Cen glanced at me, called Brother Du by name, and said indiscriminately: Brother Du and his friends are not handsome guys, let alone young fresh meat. Although Du Ge is fat, he is tall, and I am not only crooked and cracked, but also a third-class cripple, which really damages the image of a beautiful young lady. So vanity drove me to open my mouth and read the CC on her arm. Why do aviation schools and civil aviation call flight attendants Cabin Crew, which is CC? Although it is a customary convention, there are still some problems. Flight attendant is a flight attendant. This phrase does not differentiate between men and women. It is a general term. So stewardess is a female flight attendant, commonly known as "stewardess". Of course, in a broad sense, this word can also be used to refer to female flight attendants on ships or trains. What do you mean by "Kong Shao"? Simple, remove -ess and the remaining steward can refer to a male flight attendant. After showing off himself, he only received a faint look from Miss Cen Cen. I felt a little lonely for a moment. It seemed that most aviation schools and civil aviation companies were affiliated with the Foreign Trade Association. It is an iron law that beautiful women love handsome men. Du Ge teased Cen Cen: Our Cen Cen is an admirer of Chanel, but he doesn’t love flight attendants. Flight attendants are nothing. Cen Cen poked Du Ge's thick shoulder a few times with his pink fist, pretending to grit his teeth: You'll treat me to a big dinner! The stewardess will get you some water from the galley. Du Ge suddenly said something in English and said to Cen Cen Raise your chin. Cen Cen had no expression on his face, rolled his eyes and said: The stewardess will give you some water. We all had to drink water, and Du Ge and I burst into laughter. With your English skills, how can you be a stewardess? Du Ge asked Cen Cen seriously. Cen Cen raised his head, nonchalantly. Pretty girls don't like to study, so Cen Cen went to aviation vocational college and just wanted to become a stewardess with his beauty. This seemed to be a reasonable path. After a big meal, I asked Cen Cen if he was afraid of gaining weight. There are strict regulations on the weight of flight attendants. If your height is 170CM, your weight must be 170CM-110CM=60 kg. Cen Cen said: I know, I will start losing weight tomorrow. Unable to withstand Cen Cen's insistence, Brother Du and I watched a ceremonial costume show held by Cen Cen and her school in the evening. There are mountains and seas of handsome guys and pretty girls in the aviation school. The handsome guys are so handsome that your hormones are overflowing, and the beauties are so beautiful that you will be suffocated. As soon as they appear, they will elicit bursts of screams. Cen Cen performed several shows, and the third one was a stewardess uniform show. At an altitude of 10,000 meters, the flight attendants’ fashionable outfits and elegant manners are definitely the most eye-catching scenery. When Cen Cen appeared on the stage, he was dressed in the standard Air France flight attendant uniform, a simple and elegant black windbreaker jacket, a striking red bow hanging out of the waist, and a graceful figure of 1.7 meters. What he walked under his feet was not an airport or an airplane, but a fashion show. haute couture exhibition. Cen Cen was instantly surrounded by cheers and screams, and her nobility and coolness left a deep impression on me. In aviation philosophy, colorful clothing is not seductive, but a kind of aesthetics, and it is a kind of praise for the noble spirit of the profession. I felt deeply and said to Brother Du: It was the first time I saw a fashion show at an aviation school. There were so many handsome men and beautiful women, and I suddenly felt a little pity. Du Ge asked: Why did you say this? You see they are so young, so youthful, so beautiful, why do they go to vocational colleges? Why waste such good resources on these shows? Don't you feel very sorry? Du Ge shook his head and said: You are discriminating. Don't impose your values ??on others. Happiness is the highest value in life. Besides, there is such a huge demand in the aviation market. Of course, I can understand what you mean. Hey, what are you talking about? Cen Cen has never liked reading since he was a child. His only hobby is to love himself. It’s hard to give up on natural beauty. Beauties and handsome guys probably don’t need to study. They have plenty. capital for survival. I said without comment: Cen Cen is indeed a talented person, but I feel very cool. Du Ge thought deeply: Yes, he has been spoiled since he was a child and has a somewhat cold personality.

The second time I met Cen Cen was one noon in 2017, when Du Ge called to ask for dinner. I arrived, and Brother Du, Cen Cen and a young lady were present. I asked with concern: Has Cen Cen graduated? On which airline? Cen Cen was having fun with the sweet young lady and said casually: I'm not going. I was surprised, look at Du Ge. Du Ge whispered to me: I was brushed off at the first glance. Ask someone to ask the examiner, saying that Cen Cen is too beautiful and not suitable for their company's flight attendant. I was surprised: She is too beautiful to be a stewardess, so what about the ugly one? Du Ge smiled and covered his mouth with his hand: He found another airline and asked for 100,000 yuan to get on the plane due to connections. But Cen Cen refused to go, saying that if she couldn't be a stewardess, there would be no one who could be a stewardess. . Please come forward today and help Brother Du persuade me. I smiled and said: It seems that today’s meal is not in vain! Du Ge blushed and smiled without saying a word. Cen Cen's problem is obviously not some bullshit that is too beautiful, but too cool. After thinking about it carefully, I came up with a solution: first, continue studying, upgrade to a bachelor's degree, and especially learn English well; second, find a teacher to practice smiling, be kind and touching, and wait for the airline's second recruitment. The examiner last time was not eye-catching. It is impossible that this airline only has one examiner. After a brief conversation, Cen Cen’s eyes lit up and he said thank you seriously! At noon that day, I came home drunk. Cen Cen finally interviewed the airline, but Cen Cen refused to sign. Du Ge told me that Cen Cen no longer wants to be a flight attendant because her dream of being a flight attendant has come true.