Funny sentences about exams. Interesting talk about exams. Extracted 29 sentences.

1, you don't know what dependence is until you lose your belt.

2. I used to have a good temper until I met more and more people.

People who don't love me are so hot this summer.

4, don't look at me, I won't, how so unlucky to meet a fool like you?

Every time I finish writing an ideological and moral thesis, I have an impulse to cut off the evil hand.

6. Examinations are like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my condition began to improve. I had a heart attack when I got the newspaper back.

7. Do you have a brief history of time? B: *, I don't pick up shit when I'm free!

8. I hope to be a master and teach me math and physics ~ ~

9. I told you I could mix milk tea.

10, exam, exam, do I owe you anything in my life? The exam is coming soon, and you will come to this world to hurt our pure party morality, good children. I fucking hate you.

1 1, don't be lazy with me because I'm too lazy to compare with you.

12, all taught by one teacher, why do some students do well in the exam and some students do so badly! Because the invigilator is different!

13, Putonghua invented by the math teacher: exam changes to exam, homework changes to month, notebook changes to paper, chalk changes to cents, and the first day changes to stamps.

14, I searched on Baidu; Is anyone more handsome than me? Since I'm sorry, I haven't found it yet.

15, I didn't expect people to be worse than the sky. I wanted to be the second to last in the exam, and the last one took a cold break at home, so I helped him. I treat all my classmates humbly. Modesty contributes to progress.

16, after the exam, there is no way to change our grades, and our foundation is exposed.

17, every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say one word in my heart: Fried.

18, this is an age of drinking northwest wind poisoning.

19, the only reason to hand in the papers in advance makes everyone around you useless.

20, when the exam is coming, the whole person is like a girl's tut. Remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember.

2 1, my dear impartial, I only want you, and there are unused coupons in your account, which will expire at-,so please use them as soon as possible.

22. You are not the sun, so you can't shine.

23. Only after experiencing the college entrance examination can we say that the college entrance examination is actually nothing; Only when you finish college can you laugh at what you learned in college.

24. Every time I buy a drink, I thank you for your patronage. One day, I suddenly couldn't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me. I was crazy and won the prize.

25. Now I finally know why pants should be matched with underwear, because no one is holding my hand.

26. Now the world is dominated by the post-80s generation. After 80s, we suffered from lawlessness. After 90, our life is getting worse every day.

I have a dream. There are only five fill-in-the-blank questions in a test paper, and the school _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _. 20 points for each space.

28. Why do some people feel more handsome/beautiful after taking a shower and washing their hair? Because I'm crazy.

29. You pour me cold water, and I'll boil it and pour it back. ...