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Marshal Zhang Zuolin said something about dogs
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Zhang Zuolin loves dogs
Author: Ye Xuesong
Before Zhang Zuolin became famous, he was a street gangster who did everything from making money to being a veterinarian, a peddler, and selling steamed buns. In this world, I have heard that there are horses, but I have never heard of dogs. Zhang Zuolin has done this.
Zhang Zuolin could no longer survive at home, so he lived in Huangjiatang, Tai'an County, where he worked for a wealthy man nicknamed "Sun Guizi". One day, the bandit "Zhuan Tianyan" stole a big green horse from "Sun Guizi". "Sun Guizi" thought that Zhang Zuolin was colluding with outsiders and beat him severely. Zhang Zuolin became so angry that he had a sore on his face. Soon he became angry, his whole mouth began to swell, and he could not get up from the bed. Zhang Zuolin's mouth was swollen and he couldn't open it, and he couldn't get water for several days. "Sun Guizi" concluded that he wouldn't live long, so he asked his workers to throw him into a ditch outside the village at night.
Zhang Zuolin was dying, and due to the freezing weather, he soon lost consciousness after being thrown into the ditch. I don't know how long it took, but Zhang Zuolin woke up and found himself covered with a quilt and lying on the warm Kang. Zhang Zuolin knew that he had been rescued.
At this time, a kind-hearted old man came over and said: "Niece, you are awake. Come on, drink this medicine." The old man waited on Zhang Zuolin and drank the medicine, and Zhang Zuolin became more energetic. The old man told him that he was picking up manure in the morning and found that he had fainted from the cold, so he carried him home. Zhang Zuolin struggled to get up and knelt down to thank him, but was stopped by the old man. The old man said: "Niece, don't thank me yet. I found that you are not lying, but the person who really saved you is An Yuwu and the Dong family!"
The old man said that he was worried about having no money. When Zhang Zuolin was seeing a doctor, An Yuwu passed by. Without saying a word, he gave the old man a few taels of silver and asked him to quickly get some medicine for Zhang Zuolin. As the old man was talking, a man in his thirties wearing silk and satin walked in outside. The old man told him that this was En Gong An Yu Wu.
When Zhang Zuolin came to Tai'an, he had already heard of An Yuwu's name. He knew that he was a man who was generous with money, rode a fast horse and shot a fast gun, and was able to get along with both black and white. Although he is not a leader, he is a more powerful person than the bandits. The bandits all respect him. As long as he says a word, they will go through fire and water. In the Tai'an area, he is the only one who is respected.
How shrewd Zhang Zuolin is. He knows that if he wants to establish himself in Tai'an, this person is the big tree that covers him! Besides, through An Yuwu, he could definitely get the big green horse back from "Zhuan Tianyan" and wash away his grievances. Therefore, Zhang Zuolin kowtowed to An Yuwu and the old man regardless of his physical weakness and dizziness.
In this way, Zhang Zuolin and An Yuwu got acquainted. Because Zhang Zuolin would treat livestock, An Yuwu asked him to treat their livestock. Zhang Zuolin was really unambiguous. After arriving at Anjia, he cured the illnesses of several horses. An Yuwu fell in love with the clever Zhang Zuolin more and more. Zhang Zuolin saw that the opportunity to recover his innocence had come, so he asked An Yuwu to send someone to "Zhuan Tianyan" to recover the big green horse. An Yuwu agreed and sent people to the "Zhuan Tianyan" place.
On this day, An Yuwu's third aunt who had just passed by wanted to go back to her parents' house. Because An Yuwu couldn't get away, she had to ask two capable guys to escort her back. Halfway through, he was kidnapped by the bandit "Zhuan Tianyan". An Yuwu's heart felt like it had been torn out. His third aunt was his favorite woman, and now she was kidnapped by "Zhuan Tianyan"! In Tai'an and even in the entire western Liaoning territory, who wouldn't give An Yuwu a little favor? But when he sent someone to ask for the big green horse, "Zhuan Tianyan" actually tied up the third concubine's ticket. Wasn't this because she was deliberately trying to get in trouble with him? An Yuwu asked the county to send a security team to suppress the attack. However, the location of "Zhuan Tianyan" was a dangerous place where one man could not access it. The leaders of the security team knew that there was a lot of money in front of them, but they did not dare to take it. A joke on your own life. An Yuwu's head turned into a big knot with worry.
Just when he was anxious, Zhang Zuolin walked in, "Brother, I will rescue my sister-in-law." An Yuwu said to his heart, you are single and weak, what ability do you have to take on this responsibility? Woolen cloth? So he shook his head and said, how dangerous the bandit's den is, how sinister "Zhuan Tianyan" is, and he is thinking of other ways.
Zhang Zuolin said: "I beg you to go to him to ask for the big green horse. He tied up his sister-in-law. He obviously did not give face to his elder brother. This matter was caused by me, how can I turn a blind eye?" An Yuwu tried to stop him again and again, but Zhang Zuolin still refused. Quietly went to "Yizhu Mao" where "Zhuan Tianyan" is located.
"A handful of thatch" is located deep in the reed swamp, easy to defend but difficult to attack, and has been intimidated by officers and soldiers of all dynasties. "Zhuan Tianyan" is the free and easy king here. He had long heard that An Yuwu's newly married third concubine was a beauty that everyone loved. Just when he was racking his brains to get her, An Yuwu actually sent someone to ask for "Sun Guizi's" Da Qingma. This was really a good opportunity! "Zhuan Tianyan" pretended to promise to deliver the big green horse to her house personally, and at the same time got the person drunk, tricked out the date when the third aunt would return to her parents' home, and robbed the third aunt on the way. The third aunt is indeed very charming, but no matter how hard and soft she is, this woman just won't get his way.
At noon that day, "Zhuan Tianyan" was thinking hard about the best way to win the beauty's heart, when Zhang Zuolin came. When "Zhuan Tianyan" saw Zhang Zuolin's short stature, frail appearance, and two fox eyes, he looked down upon him and asked him what he was doing here. Zhang Zuolin explained the purpose of his visit, and "Zhuan Tianyan" laughed loudly, "Brother, have you ever heard that the fat meat can be spit out again if it falls into the tiger's mouth? If you are wise, you can leave as soon as possible while I am in a good mood. If it is too late, Come on, my two wolf dogs outside are really hungry!"
When "Zhuan Tianyan" said this, he whistled and two big wolf dogs rushed in from outside. One of them was so skinny that his hair was almost gone. Zhang Zuolin looked at the mangy dog ??and had an idea, "Congratulations to the boss, your dog is a lucky star!"
"Zhuan Tianyan" suddenly became energetic and asked Zhang Zuolin this Why is a dog so valuable? Zhang Zuolin walked around the dog twice and said, "I have been good at looking at dogs all my life. This dog can save your life. If I am right, you must let me take the third aunt back." "Zhuan Tianyan" asked: "Can this dog save my life?" Zhang Zuolin nodded, "Not only are you sick, but you are also seriously ill. However, only this dog can save your illness!" "If you "Is it wrong?" Zhang Zuolin said without hesitation: "If I'm wrong, it's up to you!" "Zuan Tianyan" smiled, "Okay, you tell me!"
Zhang Zuolin blinked. With a look of fox eyes, he said: "The biggest disease of the boss is fullness of chest and ribs, choking and nausea. If this continues, his life will be at risk!" "Zhuan Tianyan" secretly raised his thumb, Zhang Zuolin was so right, this kind of He had been suffering from the disease for many years. He had seen many doctors and had taken enough herbs to feed a cow. But now, instead of getting better, the disease has worsened. "Zhuan Tianyan" yawned and said, "You really have a lot of tricks up your sleeve, okay, tell me how this dog can save me?" Zhang Zuolin walked around the dog three more times and said to "Zhuan Tianyan" "Said that the medicinal materials for curing the disease are in the dog's belly.
"In the dog's belly?" "Zhuan Tianyan" was puzzled.
Zhang Zuolin said: "This medicine is called Goubao. The great master didn't believe it, but he killed the dog on the spot and examined it. There must be something like a stone in the dog's stomach. It is a good medicine to cure the great master's disease." Upon hearing Zhang Zuolin's order to kill the dog, "Zhuan Tianyan" got angry and took out a gun and pointed it at Zhang Zuolin, "You kid is talking nonsense, do you believe I will kill you?" Zhang Zuolin said without changing his expression: " If you want to live a long life, do you still care about a dog? If I didn't have a curved belly, I wouldn't dare to swallow this sickle head!" Seeing that Zhang Zuolin was not timid, "Zhuan Tianyan" knew that he had some abilities. He said to Zhang Zuolin: "Boy, what should I do if there is no such thing as you mentioned in the dog's stomach?" Zhang Zuolin patted his chest, "If there is no such thing, no matter how fast my legs run, I still won't have the gun of the master." Come on!"
"Zhuan Tianyan" took out his gun, beat the mangy dog ??to death, and ordered someone to disembowel the dog on the spot. As Zhang Zuolin said, there was indeed a hard lump the size of a pebble in the dog's stomach. Zhang Zuolin said: "The great master, this is the dog treasure known as the 'Three Treasures' together with the bezoar and the horse treasure! The great master's illness can be cured this time."
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It turns out that Zhang Zuolin is good at treating livestock and has accumulated rich experience. When he saw that this mangy dog ??was an old dog with dull eyes and red conjunctiva, he knew that it had abdominal pain. There was a dog treasure in the middle, and "Zhuan Tianyan" had a sallow complexion and was sitting there burping, so we could see that he had the old problem of fullness of chest and ribs, choking and nausea, and the dog treasure was a good medicine to treat this disease, so, An idea struck him and he came up with a clever plan to save the third concubine.
Next, Zhang Zuolin used Gou Bao to prepare a dose of medicine for "Zhuan Tianyan" and asked him to take it on the spot. After drinking a cup of tea, "Zhuan Tianyan" felt a gurgling sound in his abdomen, and then he felt clear and clear, and the original symptoms of fullness in the chest and ribs disappeared without a trace. Zhang Zuolin told "Zhuan Tianyan". "Yan", after two more doses of medicine, he will be cured.
"Zhuan Tianyan" admired Zhang Zuolin from the bottom of his heart. He did not expect that this little man was so wise and brave, and was not afraid of danger, so he asked Zhang Zuolin to take over the third aunt. Before leaving, the two became brothers and asked their men to return the big green horse to "Sun Guizi". Later, Zhang Zuolin and "Zhuan Tianyan" became more and more affectionate, so Zhang Zuolin asked "Zhuan Tianyan". "Kill "Sun Guizi". Only when "Sun Guizi" died did he realize that the "Xiao Ga'er" (Northeastern dialect, meaning young man) who let the horse go was a powerful character who was hiding deep.
But An Yuwu was worried since Zhang Zuolin left. He knew that "Zhuan Tianyan" wouldn't even give him face, let alone an unknown Zhang Zuolin. However, this unknown Zhang Zuolin actually broke into the gangster's den? , rescued the third concubine. When Zhang Zuolin appeared in front of him with the third concubine, he almost couldn't believe his eyes after listening to the third concubine's account of Zhang Zuolin's calm performance in the gangster's cave. Yu Wu was so impressed that he fell to the ground, patted his chest and said: "Brother, if you are in trouble, I will go through fire and water! "
An Yuwu did not expect that these words would become a prophecy that he would be killed by the Mongolian bandits in the future.
A few years later, Zhang Zuolin was recruited by the Qing court. He was ordered to move to Tao. To deal with the Mongolian bandits in the south (now inland Tongliao), there are Gobi deserts, everywhere with poisonous insects and hungry wolves. When Zhang Zuolin was in danger, he thought of An Yuwu.
It turned out that the Mongolian bandits had a subordinate named Bao Lao. Geda was An Yuwu's servant in the past, and the two had a good relationship. Zhang Zuolin hoped that An Yuwu could use his relationship with Bao Laoda to break into the bandit camp and find out the route and defense situation of An Yuwu. After hearing this, he broke into the bandit camp the next day, discovered and mapped out the location of the Mongolian bandits' lair and activity route. When the incident was revealed, An Yuwu was killed and his body was dismembered. The Mongolian bandits gave the body to Zhang Zuolin as a demonstration. . When he was buried, Zhang Zuolin found a wound on An Yuwu's body, and there seemed to be something inside. After careful inspection, he found that it was a map.
Zhang Zuolin used this map to defeat the Mongolian bandits. Taking Taonan as the starting point, Zhang Zuolin embarked on the legendary road of "from reckless hero to generalissimo". The reason why Zhang Zuolin became the king of Northeast China is inseparable from his alert, bold and meticulous character, and he knows how to repay kindness. .
The incident of Zhang Zuolin’s rescue of the third concubine by a dog is not recorded in the official history, but it has been spread among the people to this day.
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