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Congratulations to the sisters who received the certificate and sent a circle of friends.
You are unique in the world, and I have this unique one from now on.
3. I want to try this photo studio to take wedding photos and go out as far as possible. Well, you guessed it, we are all Aries.
4. hello. Mrs. Chen.
When you hold a wedding and exchange rings with her many years later, will you remember that you owe me a future?
6. Love is tolerance and understanding, love is mutual trust, love is mutual cherish, love is mutual support, and love can live together well.
7. The man on the left has a good eye.
8. I will definitely wait for her until she turns white. I have no regrets.
Dear, your love, your persistence and your concern are the driving force for me to love you!
10. Stepped into the grave at a young age. I hope you will not let me down.
1 1. I wish the rest of my life, knowing each other well, sharing weal and woe, sharing the same amount of heaven and earth, and staying together for several months.
12. I may have been a carbonated drink in my last life, and I am happy to see you.
13. Three students were lucky enough to have a tour of mountains and rivers.
14. From now on, there is no need to drive without a license.
15. Friends who receive my money should pay interest.
16. The composition of my circle of friends is "earning" and the daughter-in-law writes "losing".
17. Marriage is the grave of love. I'll lie down first.
18. I can still live well without you, but I want to be with you. This is love. See the right words today. The essence of love is willingness. I am willing to do many things for you, I am willing to put everything down for you, I am willing to compromise, and I am willing to spend my life together.
19. I hope you don't just have to be strong in front of me.
20. I am also a person with a certificate in the future.
Congratulations to my sister for getting the certificate, and chat in the circle of friends (2) 2 1. Your sweet love is a treasure, and I disdain to exchange information with the emperor.
Compared with men's promises, marriage certificates are much more reliable. Without it, you are playing house.
23. I like to mention national certificates and long-term meal tickets.
24. Today's headline: Congratulations to Mr. xx for his wife's 70-year sentence.
25. This is Lao Zhang (plus her husband's surname).
26. Today, the Civil Affairs Bureau sent an object and took one home.
27. "Daniel Wu, I am the woman you will never marry!"
28. Thank you for holding this grand wedding. Please hold my hand tightly every day.
29. I have the so-called three-minute fever. The second I saw you, I gave you another two minutes and fifty-nine seconds.
Because I don't trust myself, I entrust my life to you. I've been looking for it for centuries, and I can't let you leave my arms in my life.
3 1. I was arched by a pig.
32. I hope to grow old with you if I am not careful. Even though there are many twists and turns along the way, I just want you to be the ending.
33. May you become a lover that time cannot steal.
Talking about you with others is my way of missing you.
35. The Civil Affairs Bureau sent an object today, and I went to get one.
36. Sometimes. We didn't say anything, just hugged quietly.
37. Live a good life and love you slowly
38. Tell Hugh that I can't wait for him.
39. I think the man on my left has a good eye.
40. The two luckiest things in my life: one is that time has finally exhausted my love for you; One was the day a long time ago, when I met you.
Congratulations to the sisters who have received the certificate and sent it to the circle of friends (3) 4 1. After that, God belongs to God, and I belong to you.
42. My heart doesn't love much. I only love you for 60 seconds in one minute.
43. Your name has my heart, my name has your story, and our names will never be separated.
44. Got the national certificate!
45. I finally got married, and my favorite money was discounted.
46. Some people will hold you on the top of their hearts and like what you like like like a fool. Some people will protect your girl's heart and make you believe in love again.
47. Everyone is showing off their circle of friends, Weibo ...
48. The road is long and rugged. You share half the juice and like to share it with each other.
If you don't leave, I won't give up.
50. Let this lingering poem ring the bell of happiness. I wish you happiness and love you forever.
5 1. There is a rumor that I got married recently. Here I want to clarify that it is true!
52. Many people will get bored after watching it for a long time, but the more they watch it, the more they like it.
I want to be gentle and take care of you.
54. You can get a 15% discount on the money you like.
55. I don't have intoxicating love words, I just want to tidy up you and take you home.
56. Everything wins, and I have you in this life!
57. Always compare wings and swear to each other.
58. I thank God for letting me meet you. From now on, my world is all about you.
Please give me more advice for the rest of my life.
60. I declare that this life is my little black pig and death is my belly.
Bless marriage, get a certificate and send a circle of friends.
If all your deep feelings are disappointed, I will give you a long stream of water to accompany you all your life.
2. We are married.
3. Excited heart, trembling hands, who is whose little licking dog!
Dear friends, life is three important things. On your wedding day, I sincerely wish you a happy wedding! !
I was bent on wandering the Jianghu, and your appearance stopped me.
6. Today, the Civil Affairs Bureau sent an object, and I went to get one.
7. I hope my little friend can make you unforgettable and concerned.
I don't need your advice for the rest of my life. Listen to me.
9. You can eat the second half-price cone for a lifetime.
10. You give me all your shortcomings, and I will tolerate you!
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12. Please give me some advice for the rest of my life.
13. You are in my heart, which makes everything sweet.
14. Good luck and get married today.
15. It's fun at first glance, but it's still exciting after a long time.
16. The best love letter and promise a man can give a woman is to give a piece of paper: a marriage certificate.
17. I must give you happiness, and no one will stop me.
18. Get achievements: bind the other half of life.
19. I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you all my life.
20. No matter how ugly people are, they will get married, and no matter how beautiful they are, they will be single.
Bless your marriage and get a certificate to send friends. 2 1. Hold your hand and grow old with your son, Mr. X, please give me your advice!
22. Just be lucky twice. I met you, and in the end, it has been realized once, and I will give it to you again.
23. Ha ha ha, you are mine at last.
I can still live well without you, but I want to be with you. This is love. See the right words today. The essence of love is willingness. I am willing to do many things for you, I am willing to put everything down for you, I am willing to compromise, and I am willing to spend my life together.
25. I can forget many things, but only you are my exclusive memory.
26. Single-mindedness is the warmest force in the world.
27. Ask me if I love him? The answer may be a little long, and it will take a lifetime to answer it slowly.
28. Being a wife for the first time sometimes doesn't work well. Please take my advice. Thank you.
29. Husband, I am not tall. Daughter-in-law, it's okay I can bend over for you.
30. You are all married, so I quickly took out my own evidence to suppress the alarm.
3 1. I just want to go on with one person, no matter what I will meet in the future.
32. Can I get a salary increase if I get a national certificate?
33. I made an amazing deal today. I spent 9 yuan to buy someone to go home.
It's not that I can't live without you, but that I don't want anyone but you.
35. Hold your hand, grow old with your son, stay together all your life, and never give up.
I'm sorry, mom, but I can still get married.
37. Mr. Yi (idol name), who can't wait for his youth, has been a gentleman for a lifetime.
38. "I really envy you having me."
39. Being a wife for the first time. If you do not do well, please follow me. Thank you.
40. Love may be late, but it will not be absent.
I wish you a marriage certificate and send it to your circle of friends. Third sentence: 4 1. Full marks passed, and this certificate is issued for encouragement.
42. I like to mention national certificates and long-term meal tickets.
43. daily necessities, son, once a hundred years ...
44. We are like two perfectly matched puzzles. You know all my unspeakable tenderness.
45. From then on, someone asked me how warm the porridge was, and I was accompanied at dusk.
46. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you. I hope to cherish every minute. When we are old, I will always have your sweet smile and gentle hug by my side. The future will be dull and simple, but as long as I have your company, I will feel very happy and warm.
47. Three ideals in life: having a home and starting a business with you!
48. Thank you for your time. I took away so many things, but left you with me.
49. The woman on the right/the man on the left has a good eye.
50. Today's certification post, the future * * * and prosperity just want to win one's heart.
5 1. Friends who received my money should pay back the interest.
52. For the rest of your life, I hope you have a good attitude, put aside your troubles and save your happiness. If your heart is full of sunshine, it will not rain in your life. For the rest of my life, I hope you have a good confidant to talk to and cherish each other. You understand my happiness and I understand your sadness.
Precious things are always rare in this world, so there is only one you in this world.
54. Due to the good performance of * students, this card is specially issued as an encouragement.
55. You are all married, so I quickly took out my own evidence to suppress the alarm.
56. Live in one place all your life and sleep next to one person all your life.
57. Everything I have learned, met and encountered in my life is to prepare for meeting you.
For the rest of my life, please let me take good care of you and love you.
59. I may have been a carbonated drink in my last life, and I was happy to bubble at the sight of you.
60. These are our two best-selling red books.
Bless your marriage and get a certificate to send a circle of friends. Today is a beautiful day. I married him.
62. We grow old together, and no one is allowed to bake oil secretly.
63. I want to reach out and hug you. I want to say I love you. I want to spoil you with my heart, and I want to love you all my life.
64. I planned to like you from the beginning of the story.
65. May you become a lover that time can't steal.
66. I have always wanted to thank you for appearing in my life. I've always wanted to tell you that I really love you.
67. I want nothing. You're the only one left in Qian Shan.
68. With the company of the world of mortals, get fat for nothing.
What I envy is not the vigorous love, but the company I bring to my old age.
70. Legal cohabitation, produce documents.
7 1. Spring thunder, Xia Feng, autumn rain and winter snow are the most beautiful scenery in the world.
72. The road is long and the years are long.
In fact, the most important thing today is: we.
74. Loving you is the romantic beginning of my life.
75. I am willing to be the little princess in your palm all my life!
76. I heard that my husband's family is good and my daughter is willing to listen to it all her life.
77. The floating world is 3,000, I love three, and the sun and the moon are bright. The day is morning, the month is late, and the Qing dynasty is morning and evening.
As a student, I finally got a national certificate.
Get married, get a license, and send a copy of your circle of friends.
Send a marriage license to a circle of friends. 1. The three most beautiful days in this world are: the day when you have me, and the day when you and I become us.
I want to say that time flies, and I am very grateful to meet you.
Thank you for accompanying me from school uniform to wedding dress. You are enough in my life.
Although it sounds melodramatic, I really want to spend my life with you.
Compared with yesterday, today is suitable for obtaining the certificate. In this way, I confessed myself. It is legal to work with certificates.
Precious things are always rare in this world, so there is only one you in this world.
7. Someone will hold you on the top of your heart, like what you like like like a fool, and someone will protect your girl's heart and make you believe in love again.
My heart is a bird in the wilderness, and I found the sky in your eyes.
9. Who doesn't have a national certificate?
10. Live a good life and love you slowly, neither too early nor too late, but only you.
1 1. Today's headline: Congratulations to Mr. xx for being a wife and being sentenced to 70 years in prison.
12. The composition of my circle of friends is "earning" and the daughter-in-law writes "losing".
13. It starts at first sight and ends in old age.
14. "I really envy you having me."
15. Married
16. Headphones give you half an umbrella, half a hand, half a life.
17. From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. ...
18. I'm fine, as long as you don't mind.
19. Can I get a salary increase if I get a national certificate?
20. Sharpness slightly converges on husband and wife and beauty; There is no dispute about everything, and the couple are very warm.
Get married and get a certificate to send a circle of friends. Chapter 2 1. Hold your hand, grow old with your son, stay together all your life, and never give up.
22. Happiness is knocking at home, not reaching for the cold key.
23. Excited heart, trembling hands, who is whose little licking dog!
24. Congratulations to me
25. On the road of life, we get together and peck at each other.
26. Monogamy is everyone's responsibility.
27. These are our two fresh best-selling little red books.
28. I have a little secret. Do you want to know? Let the wind tell you quietly that I like you, I really do.
29. The production cost is 0 yuan, which is in line with socialist values.
30. There are no superfluous words, only a simple sentence, please give me more advice for the rest of my life.
3 1. We are very happy. Let's just send a love.
32. You are my warm spring breeze, cold beer, skirt with summer breath and unforgettable scenery for me to sing.
33. Be a layman and thank you for your love.
34. The notebook is in order!
35. Being a wife for the first time. If you do not do well, please follow me. Thank you.
36. Life has you and the sun is shining; Life has you, and the seasons are warm; Life has you, not afraid of difficulties and obstacles; I will always look forward to having you in my life.
I can't promise you that everything will get better, but I promise you won't have to face it alone from now on.
38. We grow old together, and no one is allowed to bake oil secretly.
I do all the housework.
40. Look, this is the tombstone of our love.
Get married, get a license, and send a copy to a circle of friends. Three 41.100000 people like it, so it is better to understand it by one person.
42. My cabbage was finally arched by the pig.
43. We grow old hand in hand …
44. Hold relevant certificates and drive legally.
45. The love I want is not a lifetime without quarreling, but a lifetime after quarreling.
46. In the years to come, I hope it will be just you and me. Love is my wings and you are my angel.
47. It's time for my friend who received my money to pay back the interest.
48. Two years later, I changed her household registration book.
49. I took a certificate, and it took me * years, which was my most time-consuming but most honored thing.
50. At first, I just wanted a hug, accidentally added a kiss, and then I wanted a bed, a room and a marriage certificate.
5 1. The most beautiful fairy tale in the world is to have ups and downs with you.
52. I don't want to be good, as long as you don't dislike it. I don't need hello, as long as I like it ~
53. Today is vivid and concrete. There is only one you.
54. I've been wandering the rivers and lakes all my life, and your appearance stopped me.
55. Just be lucky twice. Meeting you has come true once in the end, and I will give it to you again.
I don't need your advice for the rest of my life. Listen to me.
57. Your sweet love is a treasure, and I disdain to exchange information with the emperor.
58. I see you, and I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you. I need to recharge. Without you, I think I will cut off the power.
59. I will be you for the rest of my life.
60. The so-called years are quiet, but it is good to have someone who understands you, your joys and sorrows, and who understands you. It is worth the rest of your life. May we have a tacit understanding with each other and walk all the way to Qian Fan, still holding hands.
Celebrate a friend's marriage and get a certificate to send a circle of friends.
Celebrate a friend's marriage, get a certificate and send it to a circle of friends (I) 1. Being a wife for the first time If you don't do well, just listen to me. Thank you.
I want to live with you forever, even if it is plain.
Three major events in life, dear friend, on your wedding day, I sincerely wish you a happy wedding! !
4. Love is tolerance and understanding, love is mutual trust, love is mutual cherish, love is mutual support, and love can live together well.
If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't know the most beautiful appearance of love, wife, and I will always be good to you.
6. From now on, I am a licensed driver.
7. Yesterday, I dreamed that I was married. So I'm getting married soon.
I dare not say that I will wait for you all my life, because my four years are running out. But believe that I will love you all my life, because no one can give me what you gave me.
9. You are my sun, and I am a proud sunflower, bathed in your warm sunshine.
10. I'll talk to you about a love that will never break up. I will stumble, the sun will set, and I will grow old together.
1 1. You first met joy at the age of 18, and you've liked it ever since.
12. I signed a life-long labor contract with the domestic worker, and I don't need to pay. Ha ha.
13. I don't want to be good, as long as you don't dislike it. I don't need you to be fine, as long as I like it ~
14. Two surnames get married, contract together, and get married forever, which matches each other.
15. I will wait for her to turn white, with no regrets.
16. The furthest distance is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you.
17. The main reason is that I am anxious to squander all the most extravagant tenderness for you.
18. We didn't say anything, just hugged quietly.
19. I finally want to marry a man wearing a white gauze.
20. Maybe you are not the only reason why I smile, but you must be my favorite person.
Celebrate a friend's marriage and get a license to send a circle of friends (Part II) 2 1. It's Wan Li Gusha. I'm glad to be with you.
22. For the rest of your life, you are dull and wealth is you. Let's grow old together.
23. Reincarnate, buy it and leave, and will not return it. The marriage certificate has been torn. (not really tearing)
24. We got married.
25. I think the man on my left has a good eye.
26. Everyone says don't hang yourself in a tree. I want to say that I am very happy.
27. Please give me some advice for the rest of my life.
28. From then on, someone asked me how warm the porridge was, and someone accompanied me at dusk.
29. Kissing you means loving you, and making you unreasonable means hurting you.
30. The circle of friends wrote "earning" and the daughter-in-law wrote "losing".
3 1. Goodbye to the big forest, I was entangled in a crooked neck tree.
32. My wish is that if I meet you for the first time, I won't forget you and hold hands.
Best of all, when people are crowded, you naturally hold my hand.
34. The red envelope that has been issued for * years can finally be returned.
35. If the deer returns to the forest, it will dock like a boat.
As long as I have you in the future, I have nothing to fear.
37. neither too early nor too late. It happens to be you.
38. It was you who put pen to paper in Qian Shan, you saw the beauty of the stars, you turned yellow on the title page of the book, you returned to Qian Shan, the iron horse was you, and the glacier was you.
39. Because I don't trust myself, I entrust my life to you. I've been looking for it for centuries, and I can't let you leave my arms in my life.
From then on, kites have wind, dolphins have the sea, and you have me.
Celebrate a friend's marriage, get a certificate and send it to a circle of friends (3) 4 1. I don't have a boyfriend now, and I have changed my husband.
42. My friends won't celebrate their birthdays today, because I'm finally going to have a wedding!
43. The world is not worth it, but you are.
44. I have a little secret. Do you want to know? Let the wind tell you quietly that I like you, I really do.
45. My dream is to die with you.
46. If the perfect score is passed, this certificate is issued as an encouragement.
47. If you have a job today, you will have money in the future.
48. In the future, I will tie your hair, wash your hands to make bridal soup, add fragrance to your hands, sew clothes and embroider lines for you, and make your bed.
49. From now on, my life slogan is: Love my wife/husband, earn money and travel around the world.
50. I love you. I just want to hold your hand and grow old with my son.
5 1. Let this lingering poem ring the bell of happiness. May you two love each other forever and grow old together!
52. Every morning, the first person I see when I open my eyes is you.
I must give you happiness, and no one will stop me.
54. I harvested a big pig's trotters.
Thank you for making my boring life interesting.
56. With the company of the world of mortals, get fat for nothing.
57. The most beautiful flower has taken root in her soil.
58. I want to say that time flies, and I am very grateful to meet you.
59. Get a license
60. Red envelopes that have been issued for N years can finally be returned.
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