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Quilt sentence

1, Spring is a magician. Who is more magical and beautiful than her? She patted the face of the sky with her wand, and the sky suddenly smiled. The bright sunshine gilded the clouds. She touched Dashan's shoulder with her wand, and Dashan immediately opened his sleepy eyes, took off his gray winter clothes and put on bright clothes. She touched the earth's chest with her wand, and the flowers and plants quickly emerged from the quilt and leaned back. Spring is coming! Spring songs are being sung everywhere.

On the roadside, Snow White covered the sidewalk with a white quilt, leaving a series of footprints on the quilt. Snow coats the trees with white, which makes them more powerful.

3, reluctant to quilt, can not cover the sheep.

4. What if I drink too much strawberry milk during the day and go to the toilet at night? But it's too cold outside the quilt, and I don't want to climb out. However, the feeling of urine is getting stronger and stronger, the sphincter is out of control, and I insist on going to the toilet. Flushing the toilet, taking off, getting into the water, this pleasure, I have lived until now. That's what I thought at that moment. But then I realized that I was not in the toilet, but under the quilt. The warm touch in the quilt can't stop, I can't stop. There is nothing but this problem. This is the real strawberry milk. = = Author: Sakata Gintoki Source: Silver Soul

5. How are you? Is it too cold to cover the quilt at night? Do I care too much? Please don't think I'm nagging. I just want to protect you. Please don't laugh at me. Although I am humble and powerless, I have the determination to die for you.

6. If you are unhappy, find a corner or cry in the quilt. You don't need other people's sympathy and pity. You can still live happily after crying!

7. At night, I finally climbed back into the house and lay on the ground, so I slept for about two weeks. At the same time, the emperor ordered me to prepare a bed. The car brought 600 beds of ordinary size and put them in my room. One hundred and fifty small beds are sewn together to make a bed with a moderate length and width, and the rest are sewn up in the same way and stacked in four layers. But sleeping on it is not necessarily better than sleeping on a smooth slate floor. They also prepared sheets, blankets and quilts for me by the same calculation method. For a person who is used to living a hard life like me, all this is ok.

8. If you want a shoulder, I will give it to you. If you want two shoulders, then I will give you a hug; If you want four shoulders, I will be your quilt. If you want a lot of shoulders, I will find you a beautiful boy.

9. In the swallow nest on the roof of the old house, a group of newborn birds are chirping for food. "Wu Shuang Qingming don't come back this year. She said that what cosmetics she brought you will be mailed next week. " "Where's the quilt for you?" "Can she remember me?" Mother sneered, "You know, she won't come back to this house unless she kills and sets fire." She didn't answer. Mother is cold-faced, holding a spoon to feed the child named firefly porridge. A four-or five-year-old boy is still unstable with a spoon. He spilled rice soup on his clothes twice in a row. Mother was so angry that she directly buckled the plate on the table: "No! Just like your shameless mother! I don't know how good it is! " Wu held the child in her arms and patted it. It's the first time my son saw his grandmother lose such a temper. He stayed there and didn't dare to be quiet. Author: Jing M. Guo Source: Minority Report

10, the winter wind, like a brush, whitewashes the whole world. The ground is white and soft. Like covering the earth with a thick quilt; The children are playing happily in the snow. Some people are making a snowman, others are having a snowball fight.